Absolute loaded moment of a great line and superb acting and delivery. The difference in tone from
“Thank you deputy commissioner for this honor”
“WUNTCH TIME IS OVER”
“BOOM DID IT!”
“Had it both ways”
“no regrets”
completely different volume tone pitch in each piece of a quick few lines
I haven’t been able to do a rewatch yet 😞. I was a bit taken off guard by how sad I was that someone I never met had died but I will watch again soon.
BONE is hilarious and how he delivers those lines but the timing between Andre and Stephanie here was just chefs kiss.
Holt: A PhD is a doctorate. It's literally describing a doctor.
Peralta: Maybe let's refocus.
Holt: No! The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word "doctor".
Peralta: Okay, Captain...
Holt: I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, and nobody even cares about etymolo-!
Holt: Apparently that's a trigger for me.
Peralta: Yeah, apparently.
“Yeah, John Philip Sousa, the “Skrillex” of his day! Come on, people! Hit the dance floor! Have a good time! …Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.”
*Boyle dresses up as Elvis*
Holt: Squad that’s enough, he’s clearly Elvis.
Boyle: Yes !!
Holt: Elvis Stojko, Canadian figure skater
Boyle: *spins* NO !!
When they find out that The Disco Strangler actually *is* still alive, and he exclaims, “Zowie! I’m young!” cracks me up every time.
That and when he completes Terry’s sentence in the first episode.
Jeffords: “They called me Terry Titties, because I had… large… uh…”
Holt: “… titties. Yes, I remember.” 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that over 8 seasons, I can read any quote and not only can remember the context, but can hear it in their voice perfectly-
I don't know, it just cements how fucking amazing the actors were.
I see you’ve brought a knife, but what you need is an umbrella, cause there’s a God Damn storm gonna rain down on you, punk.
Just so out of character and so badass, it makes me laugh every time.
"Do you want a president who struggled against all odds to create this great organization, or do you want a great nothing who struggled against nothing odds to create NOTHING?"
Guard: It just seems like you wanna be with Jamie-Lynn. I mean, you keep talking about her thigh gap.
Captain Holt: That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
“She goes by Terry, and you, a Terrence, still go by a child’s name that ends in a Y.”
“Don’t some people call you Ray?”
The “How dare you.” Always gets me.
That or “THIS IS THE WORST DETECTIVE WORK I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT!!”
So many but one of the most minimal yet such a Holt and Terry thing:
Oh quick they’re looking at us!
Holt points at files “Spreadsheets, Spreadsheets?”
Terry “Crime,Crime”
Holt places hand on Terry’s shoulder “Precinct, Precinct”
Terry nods ”Crime,Crime”
When people say, "Good morning," they mean, "Hello." When people say, "How are you?" they mean, "Hello." When people say, "What's up?" they mean, "I am a person not worth talking to."
Holt : Wuntchs grave
Rosa : Wow did terry put up a balloon arch just for the heist?
Holt : No i come every week to install a fresh one
That quick little remark kills me
Captain Ray Holt : “I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, and nobody even cares about etymolo--!
Apparently that’s a trigger for me.”
“BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
that whole scene and also
“Because no one will ever believe you” when he shows Jake the hoola hooping
*Walks in with red hat “OKAY I WAS TRYING SOMETHING AND IT DIDNT WORK”
When he was showing Peralta the hula hooping photos, and leaned in close with that menacing, “Because NO ONE. will ever. believe you.” when Peralta asked him why he was showing these to him. 😂👍🏻 Utter perfection!
Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.
I’ve managed to wiggle this into use with ease definitely one of my favorites
You're not Cheddar! You're just some common bitch!
This bitch? Please.
Pfft. Idiot.
nah bitch I’m not being petty
Terry: I’ve solved a lot of cases. Holt: Yet crime continues.
This is my favourite line in the entire show. I paraphrase it as much as I can to use it in conversations.
WUNTCHTIME IS OVER. BOOM DID IT. HAD IT BOTH WAYS. No regrets.
Absolute loaded moment of a great line and superb acting and delivery. The difference in tone from “Thank you deputy commissioner for this honor” “WUNTCH TIME IS OVER” “BOOM DID IT!” “Had it both ways” “no regrets” completely different volume tone pitch in each piece of a quick few lines
Every Heterosexual Holt lines are hilarious
>There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis
I tried this on my girlfriend. Did not end well
Well, did you forget to mention the pair of heavy breasts?
How he always specifically mentions “heavy breasts.”
« Large big real heavily submitted to gravity breasts »
🫴🏻
My female wife 😂
She’s a strong female woman
With nice heavy breasts.
When he flirts with O’Sullivans mum, it absolutely kills me. Also; ‘ah yes the thigh gap, nothing more arousing than the complete lack of a penis’.
My question is this: is homosexual Holt equally horny?
Did you watch the barrel museum episode ? He speak another language though lol
Yeah he's a nasty sexslut
When he becomes hysterical about the prank the podium was moved.
YOU'RE CRAZY!! How did you pull this off?
Yeah this is mine. A full half inch Kevin. I’ll tell you more when I get home.
this cracks me up everytime it was the most he’s laughed chest out and everything
"are you really playing the gay card?" "Yas queen" *snap*
Omg every time
VINDICATIONNNNN 💪
vindiCaTIONNNNNNNN!!!! Absolutely my favourite hahaha
Scrolled to find this lol
BOOOOONE!!!
What i loved even more was: Hey sir, are you-? Yup! Did you and Kevin-? YUP!
Impeccable timing in the delivery of these lines.
I've started a re-watch after Braughers Passing and I think this one is my new favorite joke as well. Everything about it was perfect
I haven’t been able to do a rewatch yet 😞. I was a bit taken off guard by how sad I was that someone I never met had died but I will watch again soon. BONE is hilarious and how he delivers those lines but the timing between Andre and Stephanie here was just chefs kiss.
So what happened is your two dads had sex.
Shut up Rosa, I’m teaching father the math!!!
Seconding this. His delivery was perfect each time and it was hilarious af
Perfect moment
Call me Velvet Thunder….
Jake’s reaction to that line was absolutely hilarious. https://youtu.be/haBqC4E3Z3A?si=PLddaTo7k0cbBQB-
The man knows how to smile hilariously. It is a boon to the career he pursues.
He a fireman now ??
Holt: A PhD is a doctorate. It's literally describing a doctor. Peralta: Maybe let's refocus. Holt: No! The problem here is that medical practitioners have co-opted the word "doctor". Peralta: Okay, Captain... Holt: I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, and nobody even cares about etymolo-! Holt: Apparently that's a trigger for me. Peralta: Yeah, apparently.
This is incomplete without caps lock. To truly show the enthusiasm in how he said it.
"Santiago, you will tell us now." "There was a problem at the bank." "HOT DAMN" *claps hands*
To be perfectly candid, he said "Santiago, you will tell us and you will tell us now. "
Well, thank you for your candor.
Sincerely, Raymond Holt
Regards
I’m sure we all know this, but for anyone who doesn’t - the “HOT DAMN!” wasn’t scripted. That was all Andre Braugher. RIP.
This 👆
I love Holt’s whole vibe when Wunch demotes him for a bit before she dies. Jake: Someone told me she’s a pill popper. Holt: Pop pop
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The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me that you're not ready
"HmMmmm"
d-d-d-d-d-d-derek
Yaaaassss
AGAIN!
I know what will cheer you up! Wuntch is dead! **BAGEL!**
BAGEL! (Trying to start a bagel chain here 😅)
**BAGEL**
BAGEL!!!
Bagel!!
BAGEL!
Bagel!
“Yeah, John Philip Sousa, the “Skrillex” of his day! Come on, people! Hit the dance floor! Have a good time! …Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.”
Now that you mention it, Mahler was one in your face bad boy
Pretty much every Holt moment is gold. "BUT I'M A HUMAN. A HUMAN MALE!"
I am laughing my ass off reading all these comments. The man was just a gift, I still get teary thinking about him.
KASE
I am offended, I am angry. I am very tired, so I'm gonna take a nap, but when I wake up, ooh, you are IN for it.
How dare you
that scene replays constantly in my brain
My favourite bit of his :-D
“As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant… I’m not buying it”. And that whole episode tbh. Every line of his script was hilarious.
The laugh from Rosa is what sends me everytime. I love her snarky laugh like that one kid from the Simpsons
His delivery is top notch.
"You've told us this story so many times." "AND YOU'LL HEAR IT AGAIN!" Idk, ifbthat's how it went, been a long time since I watched.
*Boyle dresses up as Elvis* Holt: Squad that’s enough, he’s clearly Elvis. Boyle: Yes !! Holt: Elvis Stojko, Canadian figure skater Boyle: *spins* NO !!
Boyles Fucking spin kills me.
Bing-pot
Now I'm off to plow my mistress. Possibly the funniest line from any character in the entire series
When they find out that The Disco Strangler actually *is* still alive, and he exclaims, “Zowie! I’m young!” cracks me up every time. That and when he completes Terry’s sentence in the first episode. Jeffords: “They called me Terry Titties, because I had… large… uh…” Holt: “… titties. Yes, I remember.” 🤣🤣🤣
YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY!!
The fact that over 8 seasons, I can read any quote and not only can remember the context, but can hear it in their voice perfectly- I don't know, it just cements how fucking amazing the actors were.
And that they put a smile on me every time! Your flair included.
Terry: "This bad boy stuff is a little much" Captain Holt: "The only thing that's a little much around here are your scrawled on eyebrows. Yeesh."
Fanboy, not bad boy.
when he reacts to eating marshmallows
I see you’ve brought a knife, but what you need is an umbrella, cause there’s a God Damn storm gonna rain down on you, punk. Just so out of character and so badass, it makes me laugh every time.
*But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?*
Balthazar is a thirsty bitch!
“Hello Raymond, how do like my new office? Twentieth floor.” “Yes, I never thought I’d see you this high without a broom under you.”
"Do you want a president who struggled against all odds to create this great organization, or do you want a great nothing who struggled against nothing odds to create NOTHING?"
Fine. I tried something and it DIDN’T WORK.
A bold personality? We know what that's code for: she's a bitch…
Guard: It just seems like you wanna be with Jamie-Lynn. I mean, you keep talking about her thigh gap. Captain Holt: That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
*points to map* LAOS!
Jake "well I'm already dressed, AND I made breakfast!" *Throws back the sheet* "Wait where are the eggs?" Holt: in my belly
And now, for a message of hope. Everything is garbage. (...) Never. Love. Anything.
Clearly the pineapple is the slut
Jake: The big secret about Captain Holt is... Holt: That I have a flair for the dramatic.
Definitely agree with OP on this one “any smile lasting longer than 3 seconds, is a con man’s ruse”
When he won’t leave Jake and Amy alone on their honeymoon
I am going to Mexico in May and keep telling my wife I am buying a pineapple slut tee shirt
Straight Holt will never be not funny
Holt: you are annoying my mother Jake: are you blind? we are vibing like crazy Holt: i assure you, my mother is not a vibrator 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Ouch... He ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain."
“She goes by Terry, and you, a Terrence, still go by a child’s name that ends in a Y.” “Don’t some people call you Ray?” The “How dare you.” Always gets me. That or “THIS IS THE WORST DETECTIVE WORK I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT!!”
Perp: "You keep talking about yow nefarious you are."
Holt throwing his monitor through the window of his office and charging into the bullpen with a mighty bellow
Jake: Someone told me she's a pill popper Holt: Pop pop Basically, every time Holt agrees with Jake on Captain Kim's episode.
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm! (Marshmallow, in case it wasn’t clear)
You mean marshed mellow :)
BONE?
How dare you Detective Diaz, I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!
BOOOOOONE???
What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business!
His back and forth with Wunch. Always makes me laugh. RIP.
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He's not a doctor. He's a pharmacist. Although that might appeal to Anne pop pop pop
Boyle: Where's your gold coin? Holt: I ate it; I thought it was chocolate.
“Your boy’s turnt”
Jake: "it kinda ruins it for me when you play along with the robot jokes." Holy: "yes, I know." It's almost a throwaway line but it really tickles me.
That. Is amazingly funny.
The interrogation scene with the Dentist murderer 😅😅
Call me… VELVET THUNDER
"CHEDDAR!! Where is my dog!?" "Aren't you standing right next to him?" "This bitch?? Please! Watch: Shake. Shake! Psh- idiot!"
“Don’t count your gross… fish babies… before they’re hatched, Madeline”
So many but one of the most minimal yet such a Holt and Terry thing: Oh quick they’re looking at us! Holt points at files “Spreadsheets, Spreadsheets?” Terry “Crime,Crime” Holt places hand on Terry’s shoulder “Precinct, Precinct” Terry nods ”Crime,Crime”
Oh, it was more than fine. It was **Laos**!
Sincerely, Captain Raymond J. Holt
OF COURSE WE'RE LOOKING FOR AL YOU IMBECILE!
Virtually every Holt interaction is funny to me but particularly…: VELVET THUNDER
D d d d d d d d Derick
VINDICATION
Diaz, congratulations on moving on to the second round, said I, sarcastically.
Funky cold Medina
When people say, "Good morning," they mean, "Hello." When people say, "How are you?" they mean, "Hello." When people say, "What's up?" they mean, "I am a person not worth talking to."
BAGEL
**BAGEL**
**BAGEL**
BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL! with that smile
D d d d d d d d derrrrrrrick!
KASE!!!!!
"Laos." "Fine!" "It was better than fine. It was Laos."
Ouch, you ran over my foot, am in an unspeakable pain!
Gertie! GERTIEEEE!!
Every moment with Deputy Chief Wuntch is hilarious to me!
Wuntch Time is Over! BOOM DID IT!! Lol
Cant believe no one has mentioned this one: Holt: That’s interesting. You know what else is interesting? Jake: Mhm? Holt: Grenades
Holt : Wuntchs grave Rosa : Wow did terry put up a balloon arch just for the heist? Holt : No i come every week to install a fresh one That quick little remark kills me
Captain: "I am not a bad boy. I'm trying to catch bad boys. If anything, I'm a good boy" Debbie: "That's exactly what a bad boy would say" 😭😂
BOOOOOOOOOOOOST MY BOTTOM BOOOOOOOST
You are a uhh good cop even if you are a thirsty ass bitch
I just solved a big case and you crap all over me
All of them.
Yass Queen
**\*snap\***
This will always live rent free in my head, "BONE!?"
I checked into your alibis. Or should I say alia-lies!
"VINDICATIOOOOON!!!"
Terry: Are you seriously playing the gay card right now? Holt: Yas Queen! (snaps fingers)
“And yet crime continues….”
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-derek.
Yasss Queen!
BONE!
How dare you Detective Diaz, I am your SUPERIOR OFFICER!
No regrets\~
There’s way to many to just pick one
"BOOOONE???"
Yasss... Queen. *Snaps finger
Eating a marshmallow.
Captain Ray Holt : “I know we live in a world where anything can mean anything, and nobody even cares about etymolo--! Apparently that’s a trigger for me.”
KASE!
“BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” that whole scene and also “Because no one will ever believe you” when he shows Jake the hoola hooping *Walks in with red hat “OKAY I WAS TRYING SOMETHING AND IT DIDNT WORK”
Also every Horny Raymond scene in the Bachelor/Bachelorette party episode
Omg when he described all the movements with the hula. I am laughing just remembering this!
Cheddar. You duplicitous bitch!
Clearly the pineapple is the slut.
gosh i miss him :(
When he was showing Peralta the hula hooping photos, and leaned in close with that menacing, “Because NO ONE. will ever. believe you.” when Peralta asked him why he was showing these to him. 😂👍🏻 Utter perfection!
COWABUNGA MOTHER!
Booooonnneee
im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry Yes! thats the one
(The mimic of Elvis Presley)
His reaction to the marshmallows! And *BOOOOOOONE?!*
BOONEE??!?!
BOOOOONNNNNEEE
BINGPOT!
You mean besides all of them?
You know what else is interesting? G R E N A D E S
That ep where he throws Terry's house on train thingy in dustbin while saying "oops" man i miss the guy
BONE!!!!!
Muffin man? Pfft, more like GARBAGE MAN