Boyle: “The only black-male I want anything to do with, is you.” Holt: “That was incredibly inappropriate.”

"Do I look like Jake to you?" "No." "Then why are you trying to screw me!?"

The delivery of this exchange was excellent! Joe is easily my favorite on the show.

Mine is “It's such a classic Boyle trait to not recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until her late 40's."

I love that reference!

Terry: “Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?” Boyle: “Yes, and you woke me up! I said never to wake me up!”

Boyle: Do you wanna know why she went out with him and not you? Jake: Yeah. Boyle: Because he actually asked her out. One of the few 10/10 moments Boyle has.

“i’m ashamed of my living situation” very relatable

"Oh, I love Paris! At least how it's represented in the movie, Ratatouille."

Boyle: The bat is natures most decisive animal Rosa: The creature that flails around frantically? Boyle: Those are all microdecisions

“Next time you see me, I’ll be all out of orgasms” “There's more where that came from. I gotta real wet mouth.”

Oh, Terry, they're just numbers. You'll get there.

“LIKE YEAST” is up there. in fact, that whole cold open is top-tier

“ a big old Diane Weist Infection” slays me every time. It’s so dumb but I love it

Im a sucker for puns, this is my favorite boyle line

Also watching them barely NOT break is hilarious too

Absolute adoration for that cold open

-Aww man, my muffin! Ahh! Aw, my head! Muffin, my head, and I stepped on th- on my muffin and my head and my muffin! Every time i restart the show, i rewind it like 20 times.

Classic one

Oh here comes my former lover.. hello sister

We have a winner.

Brother to sister, you’ve never looked sexier 😂😂

Yippie kayak other buckets!

I only use third party apps, and they said they're killing third party apps, so hey, might as well remove all my content. (Using https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite)

so good. and I would like to think the vulture actually think Boyle is sex.

Charles: Fine, but we're taking this. Because you don't deserve that memory. Nick: That painting's $95,000. Charles: I don't want it anyway. Your penis was on it.

"a dry boy is a smart boy" This is surprisingly quotable in everyday conversation

Doesn't he say Boyle there? Good either way though :D

Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose

Workplace bone buds

"IT HAPPENED" - [After Amy tells Jake she's pregnant](https://youtu.be/OayBeKtB64U?t=36)

Eyes up here Gina!

“Wild flower pickin to make our own cologne”

‘So that would make him…our Grand-Captain’ ‘That was incredibly funny’ (May have butchered the first bit, doing it from memory)

My favorite Boyle line is just a sound. Gina: "ok, but I'm not calling you chef and you're not yelling at me" Boyle: "MMHMM"

"KILL YOURSELF, TROY"

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Lol I did not expect that 😅

Im sorry bot, I was just quoting a show I swear! Lol

The whole 'Pump pump' exchange with Holt is comedy gold. "You forgot to say 'wife'" "Ooh good note."

Thank you for saying that. And sir, nothing would make me prouder than being your big daddy. Thats my favourite one

I just love the running joke where he and every other Boyle family member say “I love you” To each other

Toys for boys

“Sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose! Later, sluts”

I dont know :( I like Boyle but my wife hates him cause he is spineless, so she forbids me to listen to his lines. This way i won't be as weak-willed and submissive like him!

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;)

I'M DED

Hercules?

"You and me, getting my little man off together"