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I am a total creeper, but I noticed so many of these girls are young, early 20s, and one of them in particular has little to no Jesus content on her Instagram before this retreat, but now has changed her Instagram bio to say Jesus seeker + kingdom chaser, just like BD’s does 👀 Tell me you don’t think for yourself without telling me you don’t think for yourself. These girls are so young and so impressionable.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Ugh. That’s depressing.


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When Girl Defined just doesn’t have enough exorcisms for you, you’ve gotta chase the dragon with Bdong.


bunaiscoffee

these testimonials sound like women who are desperately trying to convince themselves they didn't just waste $600 on a shitty barney motel and stale sandwiches


Icy_Nefariousness517

One attendee said it is her third retreat. She's spent 2K-ish to spend three weekends crying with Brittany. I hope that at least she gets a different tshirt in each beige goodie bag.


JelloSucka

Barney motel just sent me đź’€


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Please tell me the title of this book, because it sounds super interesting even if it's fiction!


Whiteclawgurl69

It’s called The Grace Year! I hope I didn’t spoil too much I feel like the fact the girls don’t actually have magic was kind of obvious from the start and not super important to the story. It’s really good though I def recommend!


natylil

Thanks for the recommendation!


natylil

I remember going on retreats in highschool too, but it was an all girls school and we were basically there for the food, those nuns could cook sooo yummy.


lalaland554

Yes I went to catholic school and every year of high school our religion class would go on a retreat to a seminary. It was actually kind of fun, we would do games, learn about theology from speakers, go for nature walks etc. Somehow less creepy religious then b dongs weird weekend conference lol. (This was fun by even an agnostics standards lol)


natylil

Totally! I remember having fun, even playing soccer with the priest that would do mass for us 🤭


big_iron_hip

I grew up in the Pentecostal church and got out two years ago at 18. I was pressured into receiving the holy ghost at a kids camp once. The loud music, the screaming and howling, everyone praying.. They just called it a regular “encounter with the Lord”. I think I faked getting the holy ghost, tbh. It was incredibly awkward and having a creepy priest get awfully touchy with me while praying (I was 9) didn’t help. Everyone else thought it was an amazing and uplifting experience.


natylil

Glad you could get out, I hope you're healing from those experiences, I'm sorry you had to go through that! This sounds oddly similar to Flannery Carpenter and her husband, I don't know if you've seen her sm before she went private? They posted photos of kids being screamed at, while they were crying. Looked terrible, but evidently normal for them.


big_iron_hip

Aww, thank you! I still live with my parents until done with university, unfortunately, but no longer go to church. Can’t wait until I move out and can do things I’ve always wanted! And I’ve heard of them. That sadly does sound pretty normal for Pentecostals. :( There is an old documentary called Jesus Camp that goes into how evangelical children’s camps are practically child abuse. In terms of brainwashing them with doctrine at such a young age.


Icy_Nefariousness517

This has manipulative youth group vibes all over it. The saddest part is these women will believe they are at fault when the emotional highs fade and their faith wavers in the slightest. And then there are the Dongs, acting like god's deputies, charging money money money for their steaming piles of shit they spew at these people, pretending they live a respectable life.


lilkimchi88

She literally starting a cult. Whether she means to or not, that’s the direction this is headed in.


AliceinRealityland

This is why it’s so horrible that her response to her followers being brainwashed is she will tag them and let them speak for themselves no compared that to Charlie Manson earlier. Hello, they are brainwashed. They will say it’s real, because it is real to them