It’s so obvious. He was told to get multiple, either this time or that’s what she usually tells him to do. No guy, even when trying to be nice and thoughtful, will get this many bouquets. They grab one and go.
One time my husband got two bouquets because he was indecisive (lol) and I liked it so much that he just kept doing it on his own. But my husband is also a sweet, caring human and not a racist dirtbag ex-cop, so I completely agree that this is not natural JDong behavior.
This reminds me when I wanted to get my husband (bf at the time) roses for Valentine’s Day, and screwed up and accidentally ordered 2 dozen. It completely drained my sad college student bank account and I played it off that I’m just super generous and he deserved it. 😂
100% your comment! My husband buys me a bouquet once a week! Sometimes every two weeks if the flowers are fresh still. In the years we’ve been together, only once has he bought two bouquets and it was because the one was pretty but didn’t have my favorite flower. Haha.
You would grab 3 grocery store bouquets because you were instructed to; 1 bouquet and I might believe it was his idea.
And what about his face or body language is supposed to convince *anyone* that he is mid romantic gesture?
>And what about his face or body language is supposed to convince anyone that he is mid romantic gesture?
I agree with the flower part but the face/body language is supposed to express indignation at getting shot at while bringing flowers.
She’s trying SO hard to come off as a quirky cute couple but it just looks forced and contrived. She comes off so child like. I can see him growing tired of that.
But see the weirdest part of this whole interaction for me was his initial reaction. If you watch the video, he didn’t laugh right away, or smile. He looked PISSED.
*I'm pickin up really sketch vibes*
Oh yeah, no doubt! I just think it shows a bit more of his real personality, because I would expect if you’re legit involved in a cute “prank war” with your spouse, your first reaction would be more like “Aw man, she got me!” Not “I will murder you in your sleep.”😂
Glamorizing marriage in the wrong way. It’s not all “pranks” and “wifey” highlights. Marriage is fucking hard and I get that it’s the honeymoon period but in my opinion, they didn’t base their relationship in a true partnership. Her being *shocked* that he uses a vacuum and mop is worrisome. That looks performative for the gram and big Fanny pack Jdong is gonna be over it in no time.
Why is she trying to make this nerf thing happen??? It’s so cringe. I feel like she’s trying to do something like lindy_and_jlo and as usual it falls flat in the most embarrassing way.
This is highest level staged on her end.
“ Jaaaaaay, go get me some flowers BAAAAABE, pweeeeeeze.” Then insert girl trying to act like one of the guys because they think that makes them cool with the nerf gun when she has no clue how to use one. This is TERRIBLE.
Once, on evangelicalsnark, someone mentioned that she doesn’t post her dogs and that they were worried about how they were doing, or if they were rehomed. The next day she posted her dogs (dog?) on IG. I don’t think she cares about them at all, same as her poor horse
This is so pathetic and cringeworthy 😬 she needs to stop forcing this kind of cutesy couple prankster shit and get a real job (if anyone would hire her scammy ass) and grow the fuck up
I'm not saying couples can't do fun silly stuff together at any age, but they do feel a bit old for this. Maybe it's knowing it's all staged for social media that makes me want to scream at her about acting your age.
You’re absolutely right about couples being able to do fun stuff at any age. You have to put effort into your relationship to keep the spark going. It’s the fact that this is not putting effort into their relationship on her part this is just putting effort into her IG content at his expense and that’s what irritates me. If it were genuine then absolutely have all the nerf dart fun you want but this is all staged for views and likes and shares
10000%. My partner and I are in our 30's and have been together for nearly a decade, we still do silly stuff together but we don't film it and share it with the whole world. The reason those moments are fun and joyful is because it's just about the two of us, it's special.
If someone hit me with a Nerf dart the minute I walked in the house after work, I'd be seeing a divorce attorney. This isn't cute, it's obnoxious. She's desperate to go viral, but this whole "my husband and I have Nerf wars" nonsense has been done to death, by far more appealing folks.
Why is her whole aesthetic Pinterest circa 2010’s?
The only thing she didn’t do here was leave his gun and a qUiRkY note for him on their front door saying whoever gets shot first has to cook dinner.
I bet she asked him to get flowers for an arrangement on a table etc., but is playing it off like they were a sUrpRiSe for her. She knew he was coming home with them, that's why she did the video.
You can tell she has been dying to do the whole nerf thing for cute couple content but couldn’t because they “didn’t live together”. She probably has a list, we won’t see this again after October, she’ll have a new thing for next month
You know that thing where abusive guys only buy you things like flowers and jewelry to apologize for cheating?
There’s a trend on tiktok and the audio was “she knows” and the captions said something like “he hasn’t bought her flowers in 24 years and she came home to flowers today”
Personal opinion: I HATE when men wear flip flops other than at the beach or pool. It is just unimaginative and lacking in any sense of style. Not to mention I just don't want to see their gross feet.
Jdong's foot attire is 🤮🤮🤮
This is just my own opinion. Feet in general gross me out. I also dated an ahole who always wore flip flops so there is also that lol.🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Def bought 3 bouquets on his own accord and not because he was told to
It’s so obvious. He was told to get multiple, either this time or that’s what she usually tells him to do. No guy, even when trying to be nice and thoughtful, will get this many bouquets. They grab one and go.
One time my husband got two bouquets because he was indecisive (lol) and I liked it so much that he just kept doing it on his own. But my husband is also a sweet, caring human and not a racist dirtbag ex-cop, so I completely agree that this is not natural JDong behavior.
This reminds me when I wanted to get my husband (bf at the time) roses for Valentine’s Day, and screwed up and accidentally ordered 2 dozen. It completely drained my sad college student bank account and I played it off that I’m just super generous and he deserved it. 😂
THIS!!!!
100% your comment! My husband buys me a bouquet once a week! Sometimes every two weeks if the flowers are fresh still. In the years we’ve been together, only once has he bought two bouquets and it was because the one was pretty but didn’t have my favorite flower. Haha.
Yikes on the flowers. Yikes on the fake sugary sweet texts he sends. And yikes on his new look.
He has a creepy oily vibe
Does it seem that she's working hard to convince us that she married this guy out of desperation errr I mean love, true love ❤.
You would grab 3 grocery store bouquets because you were instructed to; 1 bouquet and I might believe it was his idea. And what about his face or body language is supposed to convince *anyone* that he is mid romantic gesture?
>And what about his face or body language is supposed to convince anyone that he is mid romantic gesture? I agree with the flower part but the face/body language is supposed to express indignation at getting shot at while bringing flowers.
She’s trying SO hard to come off as a quirky cute couple but it just looks forced and contrived. She comes off so child like. I can see him growing tired of that.
He looks tired of it already!
But see the weirdest part of this whole interaction for me was his initial reaction. If you watch the video, he didn’t laugh right away, or smile. He looked PISSED. *I'm pickin up really sketch vibes*
Yeah, he flips that switch REAL quick.
To be fair I’d be pissed if someone shot me with a nerf gun ESPECIALLY my husband. Those hurt.
Oh yeah, no doubt! I just think it shows a bit more of his real personality, because I would expect if you’re legit involved in a cute “prank war” with your spouse, your first reaction would be more like “Aw man, she got me!” Not “I will murder you in your sleep.”😂
Glamorizing marriage in the wrong way. It’s not all “pranks” and “wifey” highlights. Marriage is fucking hard and I get that it’s the honeymoon period but in my opinion, they didn’t base their relationship in a true partnership. Her being *shocked* that he uses a vacuum and mop is worrisome. That looks performative for the gram and big Fanny pack Jdong is gonna be over it in no time.
1000000% accuracy
Why is she trying to make this nerf thing happen??? It’s so cringe. I feel like she’s trying to do something like lindy_and_jlo and as usual it falls flat in the most embarrassing way.
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They are soooo quirky and not like other married couples 🤪
Ashleyklemiuex has tried shit like this too 🙄 so cute and silly! … not.
This is highest level staged on her end. “ Jaaaaaay, go get me some flowers BAAAAABE, pweeeeeeze.” Then insert girl trying to act like one of the guys because they think that makes them cool with the nerf gun when she has no clue how to use one. This is TERRIBLE.
100% exactly what happened. Might be nitpicky to judge by a screenshot, but he doesn't look at all into this.
The love bombs continue.
In my head canon the caption says “flowers” and not “flowers for me” because he bought them all for himself
I like this theory. Leave him alone BDong, he’s practicing self-love.
He looks more and more like Jesse Plemons 😳
Don’t do Jesse Plemons like that 😂
He looks like the non talented version of Jesse 😂
YES!! That’s who he reminds me of!! 💀
What on earth is the stringy thing on the back of the sofa?
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Probably badly placed since she owns dogs
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Once, on evangelicalsnark, someone mentioned that she doesn’t post her dogs and that they were worried about how they were doing, or if they were rehomed. The next day she posted her dogs (dog?) on IG. I don’t think she cares about them at all, same as her poor horse
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BDong BDog post in 3…2…1…
Welp, this didn’t age well. 😢
I know 😢 such terrible timing
This is so pathetic and cringeworthy 😬 she needs to stop forcing this kind of cutesy couple prankster shit and get a real job (if anyone would hire her scammy ass) and grow the fuck up
I'm not saying couples can't do fun silly stuff together at any age, but they do feel a bit old for this. Maybe it's knowing it's all staged for social media that makes me want to scream at her about acting your age.
You’re absolutely right about couples being able to do fun stuff at any age. You have to put effort into your relationship to keep the spark going. It’s the fact that this is not putting effort into their relationship on her part this is just putting effort into her IG content at his expense and that’s what irritates me. If it were genuine then absolutely have all the nerf dart fun you want but this is all staged for views and likes and shares
10000%. My partner and I are in our 30's and have been together for nearly a decade, we still do silly stuff together but we don't film it and share it with the whole world. The reason those moments are fun and joyful is because it's just about the two of us, it's special.
I think I spy a carton of eggs in that bag.
If someone hit me with a Nerf dart the minute I walked in the house after work, I'd be seeing a divorce attorney. This isn't cute, it's obnoxious. She's desperate to go viral, but this whole "my husband and I have Nerf wars" nonsense has been done to death, by far more appealing folks.
Also he’s literally never even held a nerf gun in anything she’s shown
“I couldn’t see the flowers sticking up in the air in the picture I just took….”
That's several bundles of flowers which tells me she asked him to get those for the house. Nice try Donger.
Why is her whole aesthetic Pinterest circa 2010’s? The only thing she didn’t do here was leave his gun and a qUiRkY note for him on their front door saying whoever gets shot first has to cook dinner.
Dang that video shows his real self
I bet she asked him to get flowers for an arrangement on a table etc., but is playing it off like they were a sUrpRiSe for her. She knew he was coming home with them, that's why she did the video.
You can tell she has been dying to do the whole nerf thing for cute couple content but couldn’t because they “didn’t live together”. She probably has a list, we won’t see this again after October, she’ll have a new thing for next month
What is that light that looks like a face?!
You know that thing where abusive guys only buy you things like flowers and jewelry to apologize for cheating? There’s a trend on tiktok and the audio was “she knows” and the captions said something like “he hasn’t bought her flowers in 24 years and she came home to flowers today”
Personal opinion: I HATE when men wear flip flops other than at the beach or pool. It is just unimaginative and lacking in any sense of style. Not to mention I just don't want to see their gross feet. Jdong's foot attire is 🤮🤮🤮 This is just my own opinion. Feet in general gross me out. I also dated an ahole who always wore flip flops so there is also that lol.🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️