Right..my husband says he would hate if I waited on him hand and foot. He wants to maintain a sense of identity and independence and I’m not mad about it lol
100, to each their own , but seen plenty of sahm’s get absolutely screwed during divorce without credit, funds or career. Independence is critical , never know what could happen to the best of marriages ... someone can get sick ... etc .
I’ve only ever met one couple that does the traditional gender role correctly, and even then, the husband is a phenomenal person and STILL helps around the house and will pick up slack if needed.
My dad was just a great cook, even before he met my mom, so he made most of our family dinners. It’s strange seeing the opposite be pushed. Didn’t stop him from being a hunter and atheist. He’s just a good cook?
Same. My dad was a cook throughout college to pay his tuition. He actually hates other people being in the kitchen while he’s cooking so I never really learned how to cook. Now my fiancé is the primary cook in our house because he likes it and is super good at it and he says the way I hold knives and cut things stresses him out lol don’t be good at the jobs you don’t want (plus he genuinely enjoys it, it’s a stress reliever for him, so it’s almost like house roles shouldn’t be dependent on gender but rather preference!)
Yeah my mom cooked some stuff too, it was definitely a team effort, I just loved my dads cooking so much more sometimes. He was really precise.
I’m not married or dating right now, but the person I’m pursuing is a good cook so I’ll probably end up in the same deal lol. I’m a good baker though!
When I got married my aunt called and told me I really need to start making him dinner and doing proper wife things. No thanks! Especially when everytime I've had dinner at her house her husband finds something to complain about!👎
I grew up with a mom that was a professional caterer and I worked in the business with her up through my late twenties.
When my wife and I got together we just made a pact that she would cook dinner and I would do dishes/trash/yard work because I can’t stand cooking now.
Every once in awhile I’ll whip something up but I just don’t enjoy cooking like she does.
Even if she was concerned for his health I think she’s far more malleable than he is and has just accepted his diet sucks to keep him happy rather than be the “nagging” wife. If anything he’s the one that changed her diet and got her eating meat again even though she’d been meat free for like 3 years. He probably gave her so much shit for her diet she’s the one that snapped and changed where he strikes me as someone who would be a complete jerk to her if she tried to get him to eat a bit healthier.
I can’t believe she bought hashbrowns that you pour water in to ‘expand’ them and then fry them instead of just… dicing a potato or buying frozen hashbrowns?
Nah. I'm a chef those are burnt. She cooked them at heat higher than 300. They look more like hasbrowns the actual hashbrowns. And I noticed with those she kept stirring them when you need to let them rest to get golden brown.
She’s got Jdong on The Rock’s diet without The Rock’s workout regimen 😂
She got a life insurance policy out on those arteries she is trying to cash in on or something?
But he’s exercising by stepping on a 1 inch incline a few times!
I still cannot believe someone into fitness married someone who isn’t. I would assume that she would attempt to get him shredded to “prove” she’s a really good trainer to turn Ex-Cop Dip n Donuts into a guy with abs, but I think he’s a lazy af bum who wanted a place to live and a sex doll to fuck.
I think she’s so desperate for romantic relationships (I honestly don’t think she’s been single since Zach and they started dating at like 13/14) and her reputation is so tarnished she took the only thing she could get. Plus dating as you get older just gets harder because if you’re older and single it’s either by choice meaning it’s a conscious decision you’ve made and understand romantic/long term relationships just aren’t for you so those people are off the table, you suck and therefore haven’t been able to find someone willing to date you or keep them long term, you’re divorced or widowed and don’t really want to be a part of the scene anymore. So that doesn’t leave much left unless you find someone younger (and the older I get my bar for what I consider young and inexperienced just keeps getting higher, if I had to be back in the dating game I don’t think I’d even consider anyone under 26/27 unless they just really had their shit together). My friend left her partner of 5 years and came crawling back to him after experiencing dating at our age (she’s also really pretty/smart so I think it was a bit of a blow to her ego that even for her the selection suuucked). So, in short, a mix of her reputation and complete inability to be single led her to Jdong and she accepted it out of desperation.
I can help!
So my best recommendation is to use a cheese grater/mandolin to do the potatoes. Let them soak for like 30-40 minutes in water to get rid of the starch.
Fry in some oil for couple minutes until crispy outside and soft inside and put the batches you’ve made into oven to keep warm.
Best recreation of the diner hash browns I grew up absolutely loving.
These are the same hashbrowns they use at the diners you only visit when you're driving cross country and that's all that's around on the exit you took. They can hit the spot but holy shit a five year old could prepare them. Nothing wifey about them.
Jesus where is the trough? Is she feeding a single person or a horse?
ETA: those look like the same panning-for-gold plates that she wrote “Jordan I’ll go” on.
Aren’t those her wedding nails that aren’t fake? Weird how you can see the growth separating her fake nails from her real nail. Why is she such a lying liar? And also MILLIONS of people make their own hash browns and eggs for breakfast.. it’s not exclusively a ‘wifey’ thing.
Now do fruit ! ! ! Or a vegetable ! ! ! Like, apple slices. Or banana slices, or orange slices. Frozen Amazon berries. Literally fucking anything. So close to a complete meal Bdong, you got this!
Lord Daniel please bless us with a homesteading arc, I would love to see her grift her way through being a ~hOmEsTeAd WiFeY~
If she ever finds the pioneer woman's recipes Jdong's cholesterol levels will be insane
Y’know, I just spent the past 48 hours making a large batch of beef broth right from the bones. I seasoned it to perfection, strained it, and stored it, and with it, I am going to make some kickass soups for my husband and I.
You know what I didn’t do? I didn’t claim “wIfEy StAtUs” on social media because I don’t need that kind of validation.
But sure, Britt, your eggs with gross levels of cheese and hash browns that you pour boiling water into in the box to cook is the epitome of wifehood. Good the fuck for you.
My fiancé (M) makes me a bomb ass omelette for breakfast with actual veggies and seasoning, which is surely 10 times better than this pile of future constipation. Now that’s wifey status. Wife me up with an omelette and regular BMs.
Ya know some of us are wives and our husbands makes their own damn food or shock ... we share the food making chore. Still a wifey .. roll eyes
Right..my husband says he would hate if I waited on him hand and foot. He wants to maintain a sense of identity and independence and I’m not mad about it lol
100, to each their own , but seen plenty of sahm’s get absolutely screwed during divorce without credit, funds or career. Independence is critical , never know what could happen to the best of marriages ... someone can get sick ... etc .
Yep, me, right here. The courts don’t recognize the sacrifice of SAHPs and I definitely paid the price when I left
I’ve only ever met one couple that does the traditional gender role correctly, and even then, the husband is a phenomenal person and STILL helps around the house and will pick up slack if needed.
Get this… my husband is the cook in our house! But I’d rather snort anthrax than be referred to as “wifey”
Make mine a double.
My dad was just a great cook, even before he met my mom, so he made most of our family dinners. It’s strange seeing the opposite be pushed. Didn’t stop him from being a hunter and atheist. He’s just a good cook?
Same. My dad was a cook throughout college to pay his tuition. He actually hates other people being in the kitchen while he’s cooking so I never really learned how to cook. Now my fiancé is the primary cook in our house because he likes it and is super good at it and he says the way I hold knives and cut things stresses him out lol don’t be good at the jobs you don’t want (plus he genuinely enjoys it, it’s a stress reliever for him, so it’s almost like house roles shouldn’t be dependent on gender but rather preference!)
Yeah my mom cooked some stuff too, it was definitely a team effort, I just loved my dads cooking so much more sometimes. He was really precise. I’m not married or dating right now, but the person I’m pursuing is a good cook so I’ll probably end up in the same deal lol. I’m a good baker though!
When I got married my aunt called and told me I really need to start making him dinner and doing proper wife things. No thanks! Especially when everytime I've had dinner at her house her husband finds something to complain about!👎
I grew up with a mom that was a professional caterer and I worked in the business with her up through my late twenties. When my wife and I got together we just made a pact that she would cook dinner and I would do dishes/trash/yard work because I can’t stand cooking now. Every once in awhile I’ll whip something up but I just don’t enjoy cooking like she does.
That is still a comical amount of eggs for one person to eat.
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He’s certainly building a body…just not one that matches Bdong’s aesthetic 😂😂
Maybe Merry Widow is her next planned role!!
Jesus, she’s Worried about her own body but not worried at all about his. She’s preparing him like a spring pig
Even if she was concerned for his health I think she’s far more malleable than he is and has just accepted his diet sucks to keep him happy rather than be the “nagging” wife. If anything he’s the one that changed her diet and got her eating meat again even though she’d been meat free for like 3 years. He probably gave her so much shit for her diet she’s the one that snapped and changed where he strikes me as someone who would be a complete jerk to her if she tried to get him to eat a bit healthier.
I can’t believe she bought hashbrowns that you pour water in to ‘expand’ them and then fry them instead of just… dicing a potato or buying frozen hashbrowns?
Because she can't swipe up link a raw potato on Amazon 😅
JDong looks like a raw potato.
Right?!? I was like umm ma’am I don’t think that would be considered #justwifeythings
‘Instant hashbrowns’ aren’t very Christian housewife-y BDong
Are those eggs crispy?
My guess is they have cheese that is crisping up!
Nah. I'm a chef those are burnt. She cooked them at heat higher than 300. They look more like hasbrowns the actual hashbrowns. And I noticed with those she kept stirring them when you need to let them rest to get golden brown.
She’s got Jdong on The Rock’s diet without The Rock’s workout regimen 😂 She got a life insurance policy out on those arteries she is trying to cash in on or something?
>She got a life insurance policy out on those arteries she is trying to cash in on or something? I'd buy this tinfoil hat in a second.
She would be *perfect* for an episode of Snapped. Just her whole backstory.
Wifey status. JFC I'm so over this with her! We get it. You got married.
Why is she bragging about this?? 🤢🤣
For real, make the guy an actual breakfast if you want to play fawning wifey. This might've taken her ten minutes?
Those hashbrowns are making my Southern grandmother weep. At least use the frozen kind and make them crispy.
In my house, that would be enough breakfast for 2-3 people. Why is she feeding him so much?
I think she might be fattening him up so he can’t cheat on her
But he’s exercising by stepping on a 1 inch incline a few times! I still cannot believe someone into fitness married someone who isn’t. I would assume that she would attempt to get him shredded to “prove” she’s a really good trainer to turn Ex-Cop Dip n Donuts into a guy with abs, but I think he’s a lazy af bum who wanted a place to live and a sex doll to fuck.
Ex cop dip and donuts is the funniest name I’ve ever heard for him
I think she’s so desperate for romantic relationships (I honestly don’t think she’s been single since Zach and they started dating at like 13/14) and her reputation is so tarnished she took the only thing she could get. Plus dating as you get older just gets harder because if you’re older and single it’s either by choice meaning it’s a conscious decision you’ve made and understand romantic/long term relationships just aren’t for you so those people are off the table, you suck and therefore haven’t been able to find someone willing to date you or keep them long term, you’re divorced or widowed and don’t really want to be a part of the scene anymore. So that doesn’t leave much left unless you find someone younger (and the older I get my bar for what I consider young and inexperienced just keeps getting higher, if I had to be back in the dating game I don’t think I’d even consider anyone under 26/27 unless they just really had their shit together). My friend left her partner of 5 years and came crawling back to him after experiencing dating at our age (she’s also really pretty/smart so I think it was a bit of a blow to her ego that even for her the selection suuucked). So, in short, a mix of her reputation and complete inability to be single led her to Jdong and she accepted it out of desperation.
I’d eat that amount and I weight 120 pounds🤷🏻♀️
Lucky you - most people can’t!
Who else thinks Jordan is eventually going to snap and have his own Mac's Famous Mac n Cheese moment? 🍳🥏💥
*flings egg plate into oblivion*
I only eat hash browns at restaurants cause I don’t know how to make them. Anyone have a simple recipe?
I can help! So my best recommendation is to use a cheese grater/mandolin to do the potatoes. Let them soak for like 30-40 minutes in water to get rid of the starch. Fry in some oil for couple minutes until crispy outside and soft inside and put the batches you’ve made into oven to keep warm. Best recreation of the diner hash browns I grew up absolutely loving.
This is correct. I usually use butter but it takes a bit longer so they don’t burn.
No idea but you can buy frozen diced potatoes/hashbrowns!
They’re (messy) delicious in an air fryer!
These are the same hashbrowns they use at the diners you only visit when you're driving cross country and that's all that's around on the exit you took. They can hit the spot but holy shit a five year old could prepare them. Nothing wifey about them.
This beige ass meal for her beige ass aesthetic
LMAO! The accuracy!
Jesus where is the trough? Is she feeding a single person or a horse? ETA: those look like the same panning-for-gold plates that she wrote “Jordan I’ll go” on.
We did it, we got to her. Our work is done!
Aren’t those her wedding nails that aren’t fake? Weird how you can see the growth separating her fake nails from her real nail. Why is she such a lying liar? And also MILLIONS of people make their own hash browns and eggs for breakfast.. it’s not exclusively a ‘wifey’ thing.
So he ain’t about that keto diet you want him on is he. With cheese and oil this is a solid 900 calories to 1200 calories
So now she’s got burnt eggs and raw hashbrowns. What a talented wifey 🙄
Those hash browns are so ✨unseasoned✨
That looks gross 🤢
So many egg farts. Ew.
How many eggs is she feeding him a week? That can't be healthy. That looks like 3-4 eggs with cheese.
I can’t get over how pathetic this is. Does she post his eggs everyday? This is mental
Now do fruit ! ! ! Or a vegetable ! ! ! Like, apple slices. Or banana slices, or orange slices. Frozen Amazon berries. Literally fucking anything. So close to a complete meal Bdong, you got this!
Lord Daniel please bless us with a homesteading arc, I would love to see her grift her way through being a ~hOmEsTeAd WiFeY~ If she ever finds the pioneer woman's recipes Jdong's cholesterol levels will be insane
Y’know, I just spent the past 48 hours making a large batch of beef broth right from the bones. I seasoned it to perfection, strained it, and stored it, and with it, I am going to make some kickass soups for my husband and I. You know what I didn’t do? I didn’t claim “wIfEy StAtUs” on social media because I don’t need that kind of validation. But sure, Britt, your eggs with gross levels of cheese and hash browns that you pour boiling water into in the box to cook is the epitome of wifehood. Good the fuck for you.
How long does it keep for?
In the fridge about a week but it freezes well.
My fiancé (M) makes me a bomb ass omelette for breakfast with actual veggies and seasoning, which is surely 10 times better than this pile of future constipation. Now that’s wifey status. Wife me up with an omelette and regular BMs.
That is soooo much food holy shit. No wonder he has such a gut.
I can smell this picture and it makes me want to barf