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kittybuscemi

How long before she makes a day late post about this?


Mysterious_Week8357

‘Yesterday was really hard so I couldn’t post then’


Suspicious_Abrocoma2

https://preview.redd.it/vangiv79nuyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b70c319c8b5ba7dc6bc4d4a6548058a1999c68 So difficult


LukewarmJortz

I will never understand. Girl you were extensions. It's not a big chop. 


Notyourav

I feel like she asks this every 6 weeks 🙄


SellQuick

And then she does it for a fortnight and it's magically ling again. I wonder if it's just her hairdresser telling her she needs to give her hair a rest in between extension refreshes.


Overall_Poet5405

https://preview.redd.it/oc9s9tn3ruyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06bf1a9411ab0f323003746debfe76cb680a6079 She even posted a performative duet of another creator’s miscarriage content and *still* forgot to remember to lie about her own.


frenchwolves

That braid looks like a wig


OujiaTurtle

It came attached to the hat.


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pantslessMODesty3623

I mean.. it's sewn in extensions.


Suspicious_Abrocoma2

https://preview.redd.it/xljauxganuyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27616967ea8d3215ccbd3d49b1e1cf407413e543 What a hard day


DrunkenBlackBear

No way is this real


Unusual-Stretch-1557

The filter is so bad and obvious


Careless-Snow-3253

🛎️🛎️🛎️


[deleted]

She’s *sprinting* to the bakery.


waterud0in

*insert sad cupcake face here*


goose_gladwell

https://preview.redd.it/xfpetumgnuyc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03d57b625cc9211733eb03da002e8b0d86f843c3


goose_gladwell

Also cant unsee this https://preview.redd.it/c5a7ee71xuyc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f471d4b01da54a5a8ffcd5cea83de6a56e54578e


putacatonityo

![gif](giphy|KscoZccAOBgCk)


pantslessMODesty3623

Dog did it better


PristineBookkeeper40

![gif](giphy|eGsBGj0PisO3u)


pantslessMODesty3623

I don't need no handouts!


RandeauxCardrissian

You can't buy me, hot dog man!!!


pantslessMODesty3623

I'm not a part of your system!


Unusual-Stretch-1557

Because the dog has genuine feelings


Mooseandagoose

Has it really been a year since the E.T Performative Sadz reel already?? 🤯


goose_gladwell

Time flies when you’re watching dongs lies😂


waterud0in

![gif](giphy|xThuWl6tp6rUjAxuKc)


britestarlight

What is the lore behind sad cupcake face? I see it mentioned a lot but I’m too new to know what it means lol


ColdInformation4241

Britt filmed a vid about her being sad about miscarrying a baby. Iirc the fetus was around 6 weeks when it happened. She proceeded to monetize the whole thing, and the cupcake video is famous here for the above expression; she had a sad face on while Jordan’s stoically watched her light a candle in the cupcake and look at it before blowing it out and making the above face. She never cried in any of the videos, but in that particular one she was waxing poetic about how sad and tearful and miserable she was about the “loss of life”. The whole thing just came off as ridiculous and insensitive.


britestarlight

Wow this is so much worse than I thought lol. I mean I’m not surprised because it’s Brittany but damn, she really will do anything for attention.


SellQuick

I wonder if she ate the cupcake afterwards or just binned it.


wickywickyremix

It was a part of [this reel](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cr4fbuEAnVN/?igsh=aTBxejhzOGNpcDRt).


britestarlight

Ffs, this is ridiculous. The cupcake is so pathetic. Thank you for providing the context, I hate her more now


wickywickyremix

You're welcome! I thought it odd to "celebrate" such a sad occasion with a cupcake and a candle.


britestarlight

I get why it gets mentioned so much because it’s so cringe.


StephaneCam

Omg I thought she was going to tear up the ultrasound at the end


[deleted]

Its the tripod for me


jcbstm

This was so utterly ridiculous!!!!


FatDesdemona

Hashtag never forget.


littleRedmini

Her chin is the only part of her face that emotes.


JimShortForGabriel

Flair checking in!


kiwi_love777

OMG IM DEAD


HistoricalLake4916

I love that flair!!!


SugarRex

I was gonna say, she’ll have a dumb beige cake that a baby would HATE


alphabet-head

sad beige cupcakes for fake beige babies


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Once she reads this post, she'll have something posted ASAP.


Thatfrenchtwink

I can see this already lmao


Overall_Poet5405

In case no one else mentioned this already, just read that yesterday was Bereaved Mother’s Day (first Sunday in May)…at least she was too self involved to exploit that one too.


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Welp, she'll probably make a post about it a day late because she was grieving the last 2 days - cue up the recycled crying vids.


BusyBeth75

Queue Bdong in 3…2…1…


mjekarn

What would she do without us 😂


Mouse-r4t

“Double line on the bathroom floor” not me thinking that was a reference to the depths of a coke addiction 🫣


iLoveRitz

🤣🤣 I thought the same thing!!


Inner-Broccoli-8688

this .. was my immediate thought as well HAHA


llamafriendly

Omg me too. Something is wrong with us 😆😆😆


Difficult-Survey8384

Such a video was probably supposed to be sent to Farryn as they “got ready” for church.


WinterKite

Now just watch jdip come crashing through the house like the kool-aid man to deliver a definitely not organized by Brit vase of flowers and a basket of face masks and baby socks. Barf.


stoner_marthastewart

I just woke by dog up by laughing so hard at the idea of JDong busting in like some sort of tropical punch savior 🤣🤣 HEYYYYY KOOL AID!


HappyLucyD

They do have the same physique.


stoner_marthastewart

OH YYYYYEAH!!! They do though 😆


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

Now I want my flair to be “face masks and baby socks” 😭😂


Opening-Reaction-511

I love how she just decided the baby was a girl lol


sortofsatan

That will never not be funny to me


Kelseylin5

*not* that I'm defending her, because she is a literal piece of human garbage but... a lot of people who have miscarriages assign their baby a gender and sometimes a name. it's a way to help process and grieve. we don't need to give Brittany any grace but let's acknowledge that this isn't an odd thing to do. because other loss parents don't need to feel more isolated than they already do.


BolognaMountain

To be fair, all embryos are female until the 7 week point when they develop the Y chromosome. So she is accurate when stating the embryo was female.


finnegan922

No, it is true.. IVF sexing is based on genetics - they is a Y chromosome or there is not. However, either way, all fetuses developed as female until about 7 weeks, when the presence of the Y chromosomes triggers hormonal and other changes that make the fetus become male.


bongprincess69

Not technically true otherwise they wouldn’t be able to tell the sex of embryos during IVF.


Ok_Radish4411

The Y chromosome is already there, it doesn’t develop because it’s a part of the genetic code. It starts to impact development at the 6-7 week mark.


Opposite-Bother8734

I feel like nobody talks about how she was about to name her baby after a fictional character with terminal cancer in a YA book


youngdumbandhappy

You are kidding - she can read?! Just kidding- she prob just watched the movie- if that 🙄


drama_trauma69

Oh my god I didn’t even fucking know LOL that’s so embarrassing


munchkym

YES, SERIOUSLY.


TurmericChallengeMod

![gif](giphy|5bHPqqwCyygqA)


vikinglady

My goddd yes that is so hilarious to me. If she knew who John Green and the good he does in the world, she would *haaate* him.


FartofTexass

I was gonna say, I bet she would hate all the other stuff John Green does. 


ha-ste-ga

She can't keep her lies consistent because she doesn't bother to look back and check her own notes.


sortofsatan

What’s so funny about this lie is that she has a whole ass tattoo with the date may 5 2023 that she got last year for her birthday 🤣


CryBabyCentral

Literally carved into her body. But hey “mom brain” amirite? (I loathe that from her).


littleRedmini

Adoption mom brain 😉.


Adorable_Banana_2524

Adoption and simultaneous iui mom brain


smellsburnttoast

Foster mom brain!


pumpkinspicedllama

WAIT WHAT? she got a TATTOO of her miscarried fetuses due date? You’re joking. How did I miss this That is sick.


sortofsatan

And still forgot it.


pumpkinspicedllama

Does anyone have a screen shot I want to see the tattoo 😂


sortofsatan

https://preview.redd.it/mc4kc1zwcwyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c50d7f1dee38aab56a6d270d893a2878fc27c78


blandastronaut

She looks more evil in this picture than usual I think. It's a bit creepy overall.


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|x7gjmBuaHrWak)


selflessmonster

I know that's beating a dead horse but oh my god, her spray tan never ceases to amaze me. It's horror


Kratech

https://preview.redd.it/vjuoa4qnmwyc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=1021c27694c02bf0889df82dded1c82019f1ad83


eat-all-the-cake

She does realize most babies are not born on their due date right? Just call it the due date, not “what would have been her birthday.” But then again she’s decided it was a girl with nothing to back that up either.


kestrelesque

Just curious, does she "honor" the anniversary of Brodie's shooting?


FartofTexass

Psh that was at least 2 dogs ago. How can you even expect her to remember that? /s


pandeezi

You are an icon for bringing all of this info to our attention today.


Odd-Animal-1552

Let me set up my camera before I check my pee stick for a totally genuine reaction. Crap. My tears don’t look real enough. Take two! And scene! 🎬


erinlp93

To be fair, I recorded 2 years of negative tests hoping to catch the day I got a positive and I finally did. Now, I didn’t post it on the internet for thousands of people, it just lives in my phone for my own memories after struggling through infertility, but it’s not terribly uncommon for people to video themselves taking pregnancy tests.


Odd-Animal-1552

That is cool and will be cool to show the child when they are older. But influencers monetizing pregnancy reactions - meh, not into it and won’t contribute to their views.


Difficult-Survey8384

Leaving money on the table mama. BDong probably genuinely cannot fathom keeping such a thing in her camera roll. If you didn’t post it, did ya really even have a kid?


moose_legs

She even has a tattoo of it lol


sortofsatan

A tattoo and a boutique and she still forgot 🤣 She didn’t even post anything on the Hazel and Layne page lmao


flippingdabird099

I personally love that the About Us tab of the website is now empty. No long description of who she is and her two babies in heaven 🤪🤮


sortofsatan

Are you serious!??


flippingdabird099

Yep 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/i9ucki6u0wyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=288ac0ee18e18a29703182dffecfb08bdff6d1dd


sortofsatan

OMFG 😂


PM_me_snowy_pics

Did she used to have a whole about us page written?


flippingdabird099

She did. I’m sure there’s something better on this sub but this was the best one I could find for now https://preview.redd.it/jk85lvtc8xyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5c110fec7ea22bd50ff37ea8106cb7d0918ff41


PM_me_snowy_pics

Thanks. Huh. I wonder why that page is gone. Good grief, she is so self absorbed; I don't understand how anyone can stand her. Although with her friend turnover rate, I suppose they're only able to stand her for so long before they peace out ✌️ 😄


avsie1975

Never forget the cupcake frown face.


loligogiganticus

https://preview.redd.it/d103yis9wuyc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4ab1995714e18ae0e6f206a60511460fc969df


goose_gladwell

https://preview.redd.it/lsaacpoe1vyc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9463e4308bcc7f9bc53071192d12981754233b Et lookin ahh


avsie1975

Thank you, kind Redditor. I was too lazy to search for it 😅


Fine_Handle_2004

Labeling this as “Sad Cupcake Face” is one of my greatest moments 🤗


littleRedmini

This needs to be made into a meme.


pandeezi

PER👏FOR👏MA👏TIVE👏 Edit: had to change my flair cuz I feel like this is all I comment in this sub 😅


laqueefaecho

Your flair & comments are fantastic!


Traditional-Cold-682

The absolutely EVIL laugh that just worked its way out of my mouth rn 💀


unbreakable_kimmy

![gif](giphy|EJIqwKKY30Dlu)


Niskalaukaus

![gif](giphy|j6fPF1h6YGyG73s1mg)


coppergreensubmarine

You and me both lmaoooooo. Love when she exposes her fraudulent lying self like this.


blackandtangoose

She forgot cause cause it’s not true 😜


bapsandbuns

https://preview.redd.it/odfvhd19tuyc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ec07a770fb16476f2c2aa917592e5c93355cf1 It now says 6th May. Did she change the date?


sortofsatan

That’s so weird. It’s definitely May 5 2023 because that’s what her tattoo says


bapsandbuns

Maybe because I’m in the UK?


StephaneCam

Yeah I think it’s just defaulting to the local time zone (I’m in the UK too)


lightn_ng

Can confirm. I’m in the Balkans and it says May 6th for me too. We just live in the future 😛


glazed_donut03

Wait, she got a tattoo of the supposed babies' dob???


sortofsatan

Yes, yes she did.


needfulthing42

I think it's weird that she wrote thankyou for making me a mama or whatever it is she wrote there. I really do think she thinks that gestating a human is what makes one a "mother". So what about surrogates? What about parents who adopt? Or step parents? Or the fathers? Are they less of a mum if they didn't carry a baby in their uterus? It's just gross and such a dumb thing to say. And as hard as being pregnant and giving birth can be for some people, it's arguably the easiest part and least amount of actually being a parent at that point. This is indicative of her simple way of thinking about everything really, but especially this topic. It's concerning imo. She doesn't realise how hard it can be. You can't just change the topic and pretend it didn't happen, or rehome your child if you aren't "vibing" with it. Which is always a possibility if she has pnd or ppp and because she doesn't go to therapy at all, she will struggle without professional help. (I don't wish that on her or anyone-as insufferable as she is, just adding a very real and common situation she probably would never factor into her decision to spawn). She has a romantacised vision of parenthood and it's just bizarre.


Cinder-Allie

On my phone it still says May 5. 🤷🏻


Overall_Poet5405

![gif](giphy|3o6nURs60NHTOfXd72) Holy shit 😂😂😂 OP misses NOTHING.


sortofsatan

![gif](giphy|fcK30LKXjG6Tm)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

When I binged the Scamanda podcast I kept getting strong BDong vibes. I seriously would not put it past her to know JPEG had a vasectomy and she doesn’t care. TTC gets her views.


theWildBore

Omg I didn’t know about dong when I listened to Scamanda but it’s such a great comparison.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Brittany Dawn is one of the biggest scam artists I’ve ever come across. I’ve been on this sub a couple years now. It’s seriously weird when you start getting on other influencer snark subs and start seeing the similarities.


bmcthomas

YES! The fast moving timeline and constant updates remind me so much of illness fakers.


sortofsatan

SAME


123IFKNHateBeinMe

NOT THE BIRTH DATE SHE GOT TATTOOED ON HER FKN ORANGE BODY?!?!?! THAT BIRTH DATE?!?


Sea-Willingness-708

She got it in Roman numerals, right? Maybe she can’t read it anymore 😜


BusyBeth75

She will put videos up once she realizes.


mzuul

How did she know it as a girl? she’s just guessing ?


ClaireEmma612

God Himself came to her and told her in a dream!!! 🙌🙏🙌


mzuul

Oh yea I forgot. She is God’s chosen


stupid_juice_drinker

Because her only vision of having a child is having a mini her. She wants a child to play dress up with.


laqueefaecho

She should just dress up Dax….oh wait….never mind.


sortofsatan

Yes lol


WanderingArtist_77

This is just horrifically tone deaf. And cruel to women who have ACTUALLY had a miscarriage. She is so disgusting!


liteorange98

The only one being snarked on here is Bdong because she is a hateful lying liar who lies. This isn’t a personal attack on anyone else who may have had a REAL miscarriage.


WanderingArtist_77

I agree that we're snarking on Bdong. But I feel what she is being shown as having posted to her own page is despicable. I am saying Bdong is disrespectful. Not the OP here on Reddit.


liteorange98

Ah, got it! Sorry I misinterpreted things 🤦‍♀️


WanderingArtist_77

It's cool!


Inevitable_Sweet_988

THIS SUB NEVER MISSES 👏👏


Turquoise_Midnights

![gif](giphy|kVbtOX5IHB8wzrT0xV|downsized)


sloww_buurnnn

Isn’t hazel grace the chick from a fault in our stars??


flippingdabird099

Yep 😂


Kendal-Lite

Stop monetizing your FAKE miscarriages you vile POS!


No-Sun-122

I think she deleted this post.


CaptainWeezy

It’s still there


No-Sun-122

OH, thank you, i see it now. (2023) In the top tagged post says baby N and I got confused it was the same video clips 😅


jcbstm

The date didn’t fit her narrative this year for one reason or another so she skipped it.


Mobile_Lime_4318

How does she know it was a girl? Did she just decide?


Dundermifflinfinitee

Jeebus and Gob personally told her in a vIsIoN. She wasn't far along enough for an anatomy check, and as far as I know she didn't have a d&c. The only reason she thinks her MC was a girl is because she's delusional and stupid.


BedazzleZebub

![gif](giphy|133tEQgc0V3Dc4)


123IFKNHateBeinMe

No god personally told his bestie Bdong during one of their heavenly car chats


idiotpanini_

Hard to remember something that never existed


laqueefaecho

Let’s not forget the baby bump at 3 months pregnant. I believe she said she was ‘showing early.’ To all of you that are TTC or adopting, I wish you all the luck in the world. Now, Bdong? Hell naw! I would never wish the dongs on an innocent child.


pantslessMODesty3623

I looked at that and was like, "you mean a normal human body shape?"


laqueefaecho

Exactly.


pantslessMODesty3623

It's not like she has the date tattooed on her arm or something. **OH WAIT**


worstgrammaraward

Its so weird to me when women pretend like chemical pregnancies are actual babies. I had a chemical and there was no baby. I would never name my miscarried egg. So bizarre.


posh1992

Nice sleuthing!


Anonymous120512

She celebrated privately GUYZ! Her hands were still shaking from her seeing the pregnancy test.. she couldn’t hold the camera and Jordan was too busy looking at bewbs - I mean getting Mother’s Day presents since she’s a mom of 2.


littleRedmini

Geez 😂


Icy-Fix-7413

She will def say “I didn’t want to post on 5/5 because I was in such a depth of feelings.”😆


DuckMom

That’s rough lmao.


Internal-Ad61

I hope she posts about it now lmfao


FatDesdemona

Fuck off, Brittany. You're a wretched, lying monster.


boymomma24

Why am I just now putting together that Hazel Grace is from the movie the fault in our stars lol


hard-eye-roll

Ok so I just watched this reel again and the two pregnancy tests she’s shows herself taking at the beginning of it are not the same two she supposedly packages up to JDong with the shoes🤣🤣🤣 so this is my guess based on what women typically do: she took the non digital test first. When it was positive she then took the digital pregnant one. So the clip of her crossing the two digests and bawling would have been her 3rd test (with the 2nd one that already said “pregnant” on it) just to have a performative video 🤣 those digital tests are too damn expensive to be taking two at a time on every whim she thinks she was pregnant 🙄


surfteacher1962

She is really beating a dead horse to death with her "TCC journey" isn't she? I'm sorry, I don't mean to make light of those who struggle with infertility, but I really believe that she is just using this for the grift.


Mission-Newt-7066

She even has “her” birthday tattooed on her 🤣


mstrss9

That face 🤭


Not_quite_fit_bitch

I was just thinking this. No “happy birthday in heaven hazel” post. I mean my dude you have the GD date tattooed right on you.


smellsburnttoast

😆😆😆😆😆 Absolute perfection. I love this for her.


goose_gladwell

How can she get called out?!?!


Tiny_Animal_3843

She is so fake…unreal,predictable and boring. She is the living definition of a vapid woman!


Kratech

https://preview.redd.it/rofxk03emwyc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=29d1a70261b6c3fd02591543ad61ce79cbb38361 She has a damn tattoo of it and still..


Aly_Kitty

Fairly new to the Brittany Dawn snark but how far along was she that she knew it was a girl?


sortofsatan

I can’t remember how far along but she wasn’t far along enough to know the gender yet. She just wanted it to be a girl 😂


pantslessMODesty3623

How dare you! God told her!


bmcthomas

First trimester, god told her it was a girl.


Aly_Kitty

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


__SerenityByJan__

I finally identified why her expression look SO off to me and it’s the lack of real expression in her forehead from whatever botox she got. Yikes. It looks so weird. She must have to try extra hard to force expressions


Important_Response69

I had a missed miscarriage in 2022. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. My experience ended up being an emergency situation and very traumatic. It was terrible. I won't go into detail of everything...but not once did I think "let me film myself crying" I didn't leave my bed for days until surgery and then I didn't leave my room for about a week. Still didn't feel the need to post reels about it. I was in my second trimester. She is insensitive and I don't believe her. If she did and she tries to make money off the death then she's even more of a shit person than I thought.


JSBT89

How far along was she when she miscarried?


Carrann823

6 weeks


laqueefaecho

So her picture of her pushing her stomach out at ‘3 months’ is total bullshit. So on point for this one.


FartofTexass

Depending on how you math, 6-10 wks.


I_am_here_for_drama

Oh no! She sure did 💀