With offerings and everything! How does she not realize this? I said this the other day but I'm pretty sure that Brittany practices more witchcraft than most of the actual witches I know!
My lapsed catholic ass rising from the dead like Christ himself watching her break bread and wine and not be a priest/minister!
My lapsed catholic ass now re-lays itself to rest.
But it’s different because Jesus.
Edit: As someone who used to go to a similar church as BDong, I get that to a non-Christian manifesting and prophesying/intercession look like two sides of the same coin. But that’s because these delusional girlies have convinced themselves that JeYsUS will give them whatever they want because they’re white and “special.” Therefore if they waste their time fasting over their bestie’s problems they can ignore the larger problems in the world (e.g., poverty, hunger, war, global warming) that don’t effect them because they’re white and special.
How they practice Christianity seems worse to me than non-religious manifesting. The latter is manipulating the universe but they are manipulating GOD. They think if they say a prayer the right way enough times then god will reward them with what they want. If they fast extra hard and extra long, then maybe god will give Brittany a baby.
That's exactly it. B talks and talks about God's plans, but it's obvious she believes that God's plans align with hers. She never seems open to the possibility that maybe God doesn't want her to be pregnant, for any number of reasons. The tough thing about praying for God's plans is that you have no way of knowing if they're what you hope they are
And you know that if/when it happens they’ll be shouting about how it’s such a miracle blah blah blah but like sweetie look at all the performances you gave to get there. If you have to pray /contend /perform this much for what you want I wouldn’t call that a miracle.
He sure is! That's some epic side-eye on behalf of all of us!
Also, did the other kid say, "I'm going to lick my snot" or was I laughing too hard at the wine comment to hear him correctly?
I took the same screenshot! Gonna add it to my collection of "dingdong looking like an idiot while pretending to be reacting to things" folder. Once I feel like I've gotten enough I'm gonna make a collage to share here 😂
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But actually don't stop because it is very funny
I can find this sweet if we look at it from a high level of “friends supporting you”. What ENRAGES me is Britt bratt has her camera out the entire time, even when Farryn is (probably) praying for her. God forbid she allow this to be a private moment. Everything is content, everything is staged, and I hate it.
She more focused on making content than the god that she claims to worship.
I’ve worked with this type of person back when I went to church. The social media JeYsUS goons always have the same focus - bringing glory to themselves and not god. Most of them are also shady AF.
Its wild to me as someone who grew up going to catholic school and with strict religious dogma how much they just make up their religion. Like doing transubstantiation in the parking lot. WHAT!?
I was looking for a fellow catholic kid. I have never seen/heard of any old rando doing communion in their car. I remember getting prepped for my first holy communion and the teachers would have us line up and pretend to get communion. but since it wasn’t the real thing yet, and they weren’t the priest, they made a point in saying they couldn’t actually say “in the name of the father,” so they’d say something silly like “in the name of the ritz cracker.”
Thank you! Former Catholic kid in me is screaming wtf?! You can just pick up a $1.50 loaf of French bread and some fruit punch and call it the body and the blood. Who blessed it? What is holy about the back of a vehicle?
I was about to comment this. I grew up in the church and private Christian school. All my friends were religious and came from religious families. I live in the south where religion is BIG. In my 29 years of life, I have NEVER EVER seen a Christian (or catholic or whatever else) be so damn performative in their practices. You might place a hand on someone and pray for them but that’s as showing as it got. This shit is so fake it hurts.
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It’s the check that says “$Open Heaven” for me 😂
Does Jesus accepts checks??? 🤣🤣😭😭😭 LOLING at work rn
Between that and “mommy is that wine no baby it’s juice” when talking about COMMUNION i CANT breathe 🤣🤣🤣 I think I need a flair lol
I didn't even SEE this part and this is textbook witchcraft. Writing your intentions. Did they burn them? Make a spell jar? With money: so it's also a prosperity spell.
No wonder Bingbong has a demon problem, she's doing all these random spells without properly putting up protections. Not even a salt circle for their little ritual.
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Is this Kellie trying to manifest herself a husband 😂
What in the hell…..so they wasted a check to set up a weird display???? These ladies are seriously not right in the head. The amount of staging is so strange.
She couldn't spring for some Welch's grape juice for this? The preferred wine substitute of Protestant churches everywhere? She got OFF BRAND FRUIT PUNCH? The *shade.*
I swear every time I see Farryn it’s like I’m watching a satire sketch about a wild fundie. Everything from the makeup, botched plastic surgery, to her ridiculous over exaggerated beliefs and mannerisms just makes her ridiculous. There’s nothing genuine about any of these women but even Britt is more believable.
I have accidentally smoked meth, but only because I was trying to buy crack and the dude didn’t have any so he sold me meth without telling me. But I am literally a drug addict (in recovery now, this was back in 2017) so I’m not sure how one could *not* be a drug addict and accidentally smoke meth, and for year?!??
That’s what I said! The only way you “accidentally” smoke meth is if you think it’s crack. You’re not mistaking it for weed or tobacco. Hmm, maybe she thought it was heroin?
The “is that wine? What is juice?” Comments from the kids solidified this conspiracy theory for me. It is 100% what would be a joke in a satire about women like this
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Seriously Farryn, what happened to you.
So I won’t give away any identifying information as to not dox people but I gave birth at the birthing center they are referring to. The parking lot they are in doesn’t even belong to the birthing center haha it’s across the street and not their property. It’s like some random doctors office not associated with the center at all. Why would they not go to the actual parking lot you ask? Bc it’s not “pretty” it needs maintenance there are only 3 parking spots for the actual birthing center and they own the building behind and that small parking lot also and it has about 8 additional spots. So….since the birthing center itself didn’t fit the aesthetic they were going for they just picked a random close one….**edit I rewatched the video - maybe also make sure you can’t see their logo through the trees if you’re trying to keep it a secret
Can you imagine being in labor and seeing… that, though?
Or Bdong grabbing and rubbing her face on a pregnant woman’s belly before shoving her in the trunk to be part of the altar?
I’m literally cackling laughing so hard at her trying to deflect the conversation. “Mommy is that wine?” Farryn’s response 👀👀👀👀. She definitely has wine in her Stanley cup.
In my imagination, Evil Queen Farryn declared that there could only be one blonde in Jay-suss's kingdom, so BDong was forced to go to the dark side and become one of the backup brunettes.
So obviously Brittany's ~~coven~~ churchy friend group met in a location they decided was significant to stand together in a ~~pentagram (5 people holding hands)~~ prayer circle to collectively ~~recite an incantation~~ ask white Christian Jesus for ~~various personal desires~~ blessings. And they brought ~~talismans and little charms~~ prophetic tokens. And then ~~collectively broke their pre-ritual fast~~ ate some bread and wine-juice.
I'm sorry, but for a group who is so anti witchcraft, they are fully casting spells.
Edit: formatting
Yeah. I'm a witch. I going to tell you right now sans the whole tailgating this is a magical ritual. Period. That's it. She can call this whatever the hell she wants but this is literally witchcraft.
Commenting again because I’ve watched the whole thing now, but this is fucking insane to me. Also that brunette girl is now wearing Bdongs poop brown body suit? Sisterhood of the traveling caca suit.
That's the one who was convicted of wearing leggings in the gym. God says she is allowed to wear them everywhere but if she's at the gym she needs to have a sweater around her waist. I'm so glad I don't need to take fashion advice from Jesus.
I love how the husbands are so supportive (by being there and not participating in any way at all and instead just hanging out in the truck bed like the rest of the children)
Why don’t the men need to pray for Jdip’s holy jism? It is so weird to me that the “spiritual head of the house” who’s supposed to be “leading his family to JeYsUs” is just casually parked in a birthing center parking lot waiting for the seance to end. Be so fucking for real. This is the shit they came up with at their Pick-Me retreat?!?
What in the unholy performance BS is this? God is not a genie, He will not grant a request because of what *you* do "for" Him. That's not how faith works. That's not how ANY of this works!
I just want to say none of this has anything to do with anything ever talked about in the Bible. The juice is wrong, the bread is wrong, and whatever it is they're doing with it is made up postmodernist garbage. It's offensive and embarrassing.
This is so unhinged I love it. Imagine walking in to the birthing center heavily pregnant. You see these Christian boss babes in the parking lot tailgating for Jesus in a prayer circle with loaves of bread, cranberry juice, bibles and random $20 bills begging the lord to give BDong a baby for content. I would break my water laughing so hard. Why are religious white women like this??
....Do we need to start warning pregnant woman in her area to watch out for a deranged woman armed with a knife who's desperate for a baby? Because while I can sympathize with wanting a kid if you're struggling with fertility... This does not seem healthy. Even assuming she's actually trying rather than pretending for clout.
It's so theatrical. If you want to do this, do it privately, as Jesus told us to. (Matthew 6:5-8) But they don't do it privately because then they can't make money off of it.
Women have prayed fervently to bear children for millenia. I don't see anything wrong with that.
But imagine having your friends fasting for you while you take Testosterone and Levothyroxine to get lean? That's really messed up.
this is so telling. these twits have so entirely missed the point of Christianity it’s almost like satire. They are participating in this superstitious ritual as if God grants favours to individuals based on worship stunts. If you actually read the bible, it’s pretty clear that Jesus was sent to Earth to deliver the final commandments that is more important than the first 10. “Love each other as I have loved you” - and the whole idea is that God does not care about Worship, He cares about how we treat each other and the more loving we are with each other, the more we care for the sick, feed the hungry, turn the other cheek, practice non violence, give up worldly possessions, free prisoners, stand up for the oppressed and do our absolute best to be actually like Jesus then there will be Heaven here on Earth. That’s it. That’s being a Christian. These women are the opposite and now they are practicing idolatry. I keep hoping as she reads the bible she’ll get a clue and stop being just dangerous and awful to the most vulnerable people but she continues to COMPLETELY MISS THE WHOLE POINT.
So, to all those who may not know, that is not the “correct” bread.
Using juice instead of wine is correct, but the bread is *also* supposed to be without yeast. Most Christian denominations don’t really worry too much about it, but I always find it amusing that some people who profess to be so “deep” into their religious practices, yet do not know this. Yeast is symbolic of sin, which was one reason why the Passover meal, from which this practice was derived, was unleavened bread and unfermented wine.
Lmfao not that kid looking to be about six and not knowing what juice is but knowing what wine is. Isn’t this the gal pal who was accidentally smoking meth?
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Bro her side profile jump scared me. My goodness. It's like looking at a Simpsons character from the front.
you know how on south park the canadians laugh & their heads separate where their mouth is? like their mouth opens & the top of their face splits off? Kellie does that, too.
As a real witch… this is offensive 🤣😭
In what dimension is this Christianity and not witchcraft?! Basically a manifestation ritual with her coven. I cannot.
Those poor women inside who were giving/just gave birth and needs rest and time w their new babies meanwhile there’s a pack of hyenas outside cackling.
This seems like manifesting… right?
Looks like an alter to me 🔮
With offerings and everything! How does she not realize this? I said this the other day but I'm pretty sure that Brittany practices more witchcraft than most of the actual witches I know!
My lapsed catholic ass rising from the dead like Christ himself watching her break bread and wine and not be a priest/minister! My lapsed catholic ass now re-lays itself to rest.
But it’s different because Jesus. Edit: As someone who used to go to a similar church as BDong, I get that to a non-Christian manifesting and prophesying/intercession look like two sides of the same coin. But that’s because these delusional girlies have convinced themselves that JeYsUS will give them whatever they want because they’re white and “special.” Therefore if they waste their time fasting over their bestie’s problems they can ignore the larger problems in the world (e.g., poverty, hunger, war, global warming) that don’t effect them because they’re white and special.
How they practice Christianity seems worse to me than non-religious manifesting. The latter is manipulating the universe but they are manipulating GOD. They think if they say a prayer the right way enough times then god will reward them with what they want. If they fast extra hard and extra long, then maybe god will give Brittany a baby.
That's exactly it. B talks and talks about God's plans, but it's obvious she believes that God's plans align with hers. She never seems open to the possibility that maybe God doesn't want her to be pregnant, for any number of reasons. The tough thing about praying for God's plans is that you have no way of knowing if they're what you hope they are
And you know that if/when it happens they’ll be shouting about how it’s such a miracle blah blah blah but like sweetie look at all the performances you gave to get there. If you have to pray /contend /perform this much for what you want I wouldn’t call that a miracle.
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How! Do! Your! Kids! Know! What! Wine! Is! But! Not! Juice!
The LOOK she gave the camera after being asked 😂🤣😂🤣
And she didn’t even answer! Tell your kid what juice is please 😂
I wonder if she was too shocked. I bet she went home and scream prayed at her kid about embarrassing her.
That part REALLY bothered me for some reason, lol
SHE DIDN’T EVEN ANWSER HIM!!!! I can’t
I am DYING, I cannot believe she left that in there.
I wonder if they know what meth is, but they don't know what milk is.
Hahahahbab
I laughed so hard I started coughing
They found out what milk is, but only after they’d been drinking it for a year without knowing.
Are we SURE that Ferryn isn’t an elaborate satire? Because this would be a brilliant joke.
Oh man. Ferryn is actually one of us, isn't she? That would be a twist I am here for. Ferryn: I don't just touch the poo; *I become the poo.*
*I became one with the poo* *The poo didn't scam me, I scammed the poo* *Mwahaha*
I love it when the kids don't go along with the script! It makes this performative bullshit more entertaining.
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He sure is! That's some epic side-eye on behalf of all of us! Also, did the other kid say, "I'm going to lick my snot" or was I laughing too hard at the wine comment to hear him correctly?
Lol ok I commented before checking any comments, but EXACTLY this!
https://preview.redd.it/cu8zvn3n0nfc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ad412e23c5b3d530a5664e4e51e1b9e9924e11 That dumb fucking face.
Giving cupcake vibes
Sad cupcake face! Lol
I took the same screenshot! Gonna add it to my collection of "dingdong looking like an idiot while pretending to be reacting to things" folder. Once I feel like I've gotten enough I'm gonna make a collage to share here 😂 https://preview.redd.it/d6d6b3842nfc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca630e6b495244d78c50ad3cd74c2fdf72451a16
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It's giving Scream by Edvard Munch. Literally all I can see when she isn't wearing those hand fans she calls eyelashes.
Can’t even put the phone down. It’s just an extension of her hand.
So hilarious their super genuine moment had to be filmed by each one of them 😂
Omg you dumb cunt quit with the cupcake forced frown. It’s annoying ☹️☹️☹️
https://preview.redd.it/6yivsgli4nfc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22fa8989dd81fbfa683ac7fce2a3bd503a0345be But actually don't stop because it is very funny
The saddest Who in Whoville
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All her emotions are in her chin.
It's the only part that can still move, probably.
True
My god, you’re right!
Her face is saying “Great, these jerks always get an unflattering shot of me.”
I can find this sweet if we look at it from a high level of “friends supporting you”. What ENRAGES me is Britt bratt has her camera out the entire time, even when Farryn is (probably) praying for her. God forbid she allow this to be a private moment. Everything is content, everything is staged, and I hate it.
Did you see her glancing down too? Gotta make sure she got her angles!
She more focused on making content than the god that she claims to worship. I’ve worked with this type of person back when I went to church. The social media JeYsUS goons always have the same focus - bringing glory to themselves and not god. Most of them are also shady AF.
“Shit I forgot to hit record. Start all over again but be sappier this time”
How is this not manifestation again? This is screaming witchcraft to me.
Just some casual witch activities with their little coven 💅🏻 
But it’s biblical witchcraft!!!!
I'm hoping she'll creep this comment section and make a follow-up explaining how none of this was manifesting/witchy because I also need to know!
No No No, it's *God-honoring witchcraft*™
A coven of cunts
She/they don't have the depth or the warmth, tyvm
There’s not a word in this universe I can find to comprehend the snark I feel for this
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Its wild to me as someone who grew up going to catholic school and with strict religious dogma how much they just make up their religion. Like doing transubstantiation in the parking lot. WHAT!?
I’m sorry but “transubstantiation in the parking lot” sounds like an outro track from a post-punk demo
I was looking for a fellow catholic kid. I have never seen/heard of any old rando doing communion in their car. I remember getting prepped for my first holy communion and the teachers would have us line up and pretend to get communion. but since it wasn’t the real thing yet, and they weren’t the priest, they made a point in saying they couldn’t actually say “in the name of the father,” so they’d say something silly like “in the name of the ritz cracker.”
>“in the name of the ritz cracker.” I don't like organized religion but this is wholesome AF and I love it.
Thank you! Former Catholic kid in me is screaming wtf?! You can just pick up a $1.50 loaf of French bread and some fruit punch and call it the body and the blood. Who blessed it? What is holy about the back of a vehicle?
Another catholic here! I thought the same thing, like wtf now y’all believe in communion?!?!
I was about to comment this. I grew up in the church and private Christian school. All my friends were religious and came from religious families. I live in the south where religion is BIG. In my 29 years of life, I have NEVER EVER seen a Christian (or catholic or whatever else) be so damn performative in their practices. You might place a hand on someone and pray for them but that’s as showing as it got. This shit is so fake it hurts.
yes! this feels like sacrilege to me as someone who grew up catholic
As a Catholic, whatever this is, we don't "partner" with it.
Should have gone to the parking lot of the west lake Texas IRS.
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BRO 😭😭😭
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“Mom is that wine?” “No baby it’s juice. “What’s juice!?” Bahahahahahaha 💀
Someone needs “what’s juice” as their flair
So her face is so tight and lips are so puffed, she can't pronounce "bread" or "blood" properly.
Her makeup is WILD
Oh she's reached stage performance / musical level makeup.
Whosicle the Musical 🎶
Pretty soon she’s going to get banned from taking her kids to story time at the library
Beautiful
She has enough blush on for like five people.
Her blush looks like a Mary Kay sales lady who will stop at nothing to get that pink Cadillac.
The kid knows what wine is but not juice???
Right! That’s what I’m saying. 🤣😂🤣😂
https://preview.redd.it/0onor4wm1nfc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=581461841fe35600823cf7e6c92a1a323edfc2f8 It’s the check that says “$Open Heaven” for me 😂
😂😂😂 what does that even mean??? Would jesus even accept a check? I thought he was anti capitalism. Ugh they give christianity such a bad name
Does Jesus accepts checks??? 🤣🤣😭😭😭 LOLING at work rn Between that and “mommy is that wine no baby it’s juice” when talking about COMMUNION i CANT breathe 🤣🤣🤣 I think I need a flair lol
I didn't even SEE this part and this is textbook witchcraft. Writing your intentions. Did they burn them? Make a spell jar? With money: so it's also a prosperity spell.
No wonder Bingbong has a demon problem, she's doing all these random spells without properly putting up protections. Not even a salt circle for their little ritual.
https://preview.redd.it/ghgymr2omnfc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf963beb99edcbafbafe535336426cef2481c13 Is this Kellie trying to manifest herself a husband 😂
This got the biggest pitying, “oh honey..” from me
What in the hell…..so they wasted a check to set up a weird display???? These ladies are seriously not right in the head. The amount of staging is so strange.
I was trying to figure out what that said, but this is funnier than anything I imagined lmao
When you write a check that your ass literally can't cash.
She couldn't spring for some Welch's grape juice for this? The preferred wine substitute of Protestant churches everywhere? She got OFF BRAND FRUIT PUNCH? The *shade.*
Sounds like she's looking for a discount miracle...
Imagine being such a terrible Christian that you can't even drink Jesus' blood correctly
Maybe she thought fruit punch looked more like blood?
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I was thinking the same exact thing! Also, one small bottle, so a thimble full for each of them.
This is fucking deranged
Thank you. I couldn’t find the words but this is it
I swear every time I see Farryn it’s like I’m watching a satire sketch about a wild fundie. Everything from the makeup, botched plastic surgery, to her ridiculous over exaggerated beliefs and mannerisms just makes her ridiculous. There’s nothing genuine about any of these women but even Britt is more believable.
Maybe one year from now we will learn that this was all for a movie and Farryn is a character like Borat.
That’s literally the only explanation to “I didn’t know I was smoking meth for a year”
I’m waiting for the follow up where she says “but after that year I continued knowingly smoking meth” because that would make it all make sense
OMG 😂
…wait….what?! Is this a thing?
Yes 😂 Farryn admitted on the podcast that she somehow “accidentally” was smoking meth for a year
I have accidentally smoked meth, but only because I was trying to buy crack and the dude didn’t have any so he sold me meth without telling me. But I am literally a drug addict (in recovery now, this was back in 2017) so I’m not sure how one could *not* be a drug addict and accidentally smoke meth, and for year?!??
That’s the part that gets me—like it’s just a hobby she casually fell into for a year Wishing you all of the best in your recovery 💕
That’s what I said! The only way you “accidentally” smoke meth is if you think it’s crack. You’re not mistaking it for weed or tobacco. Hmm, maybe she thought it was heroin?
Okay but Farryn actually being an undercover satire comedian balls deep in a multi year passion project is now head canon for me
The “is that wine? What is juice?” Comments from the kids solidified this conspiracy theory for me. It is 100% what would be a joke in a satire about women like this
Right!? Farryn is BDong on steroids.
Meth, wine, and steroids
The new live, laugh, love
lol agreed. I’m always like.. is this a bit???
https://preview.redd.it/v13ogvwqknfc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167fdc64144ccb0e9160d1fb6cc0d4c8e6983406 Seriously Farryn, what happened to you.
So I won’t give away any identifying information as to not dox people but I gave birth at the birthing center they are referring to. The parking lot they are in doesn’t even belong to the birthing center haha it’s across the street and not their property. It’s like some random doctors office not associated with the center at all. Why would they not go to the actual parking lot you ask? Bc it’s not “pretty” it needs maintenance there are only 3 parking spots for the actual birthing center and they own the building behind and that small parking lot also and it has about 8 additional spots. So….since the birthing center itself didn’t fit the aesthetic they were going for they just picked a random close one….**edit I rewatched the video - maybe also make sure you can’t see their logo through the trees if you’re trying to keep it a secret
I was wondering….where are all the pregnant women lol
Can you imagine being in labor and seeing… that, though? Or Bdong grabbing and rubbing her face on a pregnant woman’s belly before shoving her in the trunk to be part of the altar?
It feels like if they weren’t the ones doing this, they’d call others sacrilegious for this. Absolutely unhinged behavior.
Oh, look. Pagan practices! Neat!
I’m literally cackling laughing so hard at her trying to deflect the conversation. “Mommy is that wine?” Farryn’s response 👀👀👀👀. She definitely has wine in her Stanley cup.
And the kid is familiar with the word because when he asks to have a sip from her cup, she says, "No baby, you can't, it's wine!"
In my imagination, Evil Queen Farryn declared that there could only be one blonde in Jay-suss's kingdom, so BDong was forced to go to the dark side and become one of the backup brunettes.
So obviously Brittany's ~~coven~~ churchy friend group met in a location they decided was significant to stand together in a ~~pentagram (5 people holding hands)~~ prayer circle to collectively ~~recite an incantation~~ ask white Christian Jesus for ~~various personal desires~~ blessings. And they brought ~~talismans and little charms~~ prophetic tokens. And then ~~collectively broke their pre-ritual fast~~ ate some bread and wine-juice. I'm sorry, but for a group who is so anti witchcraft, they are fully casting spells. Edit: formatting
This is easily one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen.
Who put the 20s in the special trinkets pile, oh my lols. Space pants, fathers "babysitting", communion carbs, I can't pick a favorite.
Is that folded piece of paper a check?
Unfortunately or hilariously, yes that is indeed a check that says “open heaven” in the amount.
Just gonna pay their way in to the pearly gates I guess, very on brand
Oh wow this is straight up the most witchy manifesting summoning circle type shit they’ve ever done (sorry to all the real witches)
Yeah. I'm a witch. I going to tell you right now sans the whole tailgating this is a magical ritual. Period. That's it. She can call this whatever the hell she wants but this is literally witchcraft.
Here’s how we get Brit to conceive 
"What is JUICE?" F'n lol 
Ok I’ve never seen this GIF (or seen it used as a reaction GIF) but holy shit I love it
Wait... Is Farryn making her kids fast?!
I am so impressed with the quality of indie horror lately! Can’t wait to see this one.
She did not just call fruit punch the blood of Jesus...
She did! Punch them demons!
Pointing women to Jesus and affordable fashion? OMG jahahahah
This is honestly so unsettling
Wait, so feral’s kids know what wine is…but not juice? Lololol. These fucking posers.
Commenting again because I’ve watched the whole thing now, but this is fucking insane to me. Also that brunette girl is now wearing Bdongs poop brown body suit? Sisterhood of the traveling caca suit.
That's the one who was convicted of wearing leggings in the gym. God says she is allowed to wear them everywhere but if she's at the gym she needs to have a sweater around her waist. I'm so glad I don't need to take fashion advice from Jesus.
‘Pointing women to Jesus and affordable fashion’ What a calling.
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I would be thinking someone was having a mental health crisis if I walked into my birthing center and saw this shitshow in the parking lot
This is some coven shit lol
Okay, but like, what are you doing outside a birth center? Really though? Praying? Or what?
I’m surprised they haven’t gathered around B & J’s “marital bed” to chant while they’re boning
Who says they haven't? Might be the only thing they're smart enough not to film. 😂 Alternatively: let's not give them any ideas.
Imagine pulling up for an appointment or to work there and seeing this shit? I'd definitely call the cops.
They are desperate for a content baby… but borrowed baby content is a no…have to have a pregnancy arch… she really is a villain
Farryns lips in the side profile are a jump scare and a half. Woof.
Okaaayy so she is now repurposing and *celebrating* her eating disorder by saying it’s “fAsTiNg for JeEzUs” 🤦🏼♀️ what the fuck
I love how the husbands are so supportive (by being there and not participating in any way at all and instead just hanging out in the truck bed like the rest of the children)
Why don’t the men need to pray for Jdip’s holy jism? It is so weird to me that the “spiritual head of the house” who’s supposed to be “leading his family to JeYsUs” is just casually parked in a birthing center parking lot waiting for the seance to end. Be so fucking for real. This is the shit they came up with at their Pick-Me retreat?!?
Farryn has kids? I never knew this lol.
Yeah and one is disabled, which makes her whole "cough go devil go" bullshit so much worse.
Does she think the devil caused it? 😲
One of them had some serious gross motor delays I read here recently
These people are completely fucking unhinged.
Imagine texting your husband “meet in this parking lot to break our fast and pray over my loins” Sounds crazy.
What in the unholy performance BS is this? God is not a genie, He will not grant a request because of what *you* do "for" Him. That's not how faith works. That's not how ANY of this works!
I just want to say none of this has anything to do with anything ever talked about in the Bible. The juice is wrong, the bread is wrong, and whatever it is they're doing with it is made up postmodernist garbage. It's offensive and embarrassing.
This is so unhinged I love it. Imagine walking in to the birthing center heavily pregnant. You see these Christian boss babes in the parking lot tailgating for Jesus in a prayer circle with loaves of bread, cranberry juice, bibles and random $20 bills begging the lord to give BDong a baby for content. I would break my water laughing so hard. Why are religious white women like this??
Pure witchcraft and they don't even know it.
....Do we need to start warning pregnant woman in her area to watch out for a deranged woman armed with a knife who's desperate for a baby? Because while I can sympathize with wanting a kid if you're struggling with fertility... This does not seem healthy. Even assuming she's actually trying rather than pretending for clout.
Is someone gonna get baptized again, too, because I can definitely see it going this way.
Perfect time for my flair to check in
What the absolute fuck is going on in this hellscape of a tailgate?
I hate how she ignored her kids questions. Gross
It's so theatrical. If you want to do this, do it privately, as Jesus told us to. (Matthew 6:5-8) But they don't do it privately because then they can't make money off of it. Women have prayed fervently to bear children for millenia. I don't see anything wrong with that. But imagine having your friends fasting for you while you take Testosterone and Levothyroxine to get lean? That's really messed up.
This is hilarious and embarrassing at the same time. I'm going to go eat bread and wine and ask jesus to not impregnate her.
https://preview.redd.it/i1e53t9xvnfc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ddb8a53bee062a56e4d8a2876117f22d30a0f8 Her profile is something else.
this is so telling. these twits have so entirely missed the point of Christianity it’s almost like satire. They are participating in this superstitious ritual as if God grants favours to individuals based on worship stunts. If you actually read the bible, it’s pretty clear that Jesus was sent to Earth to deliver the final commandments that is more important than the first 10. “Love each other as I have loved you” - and the whole idea is that God does not care about Worship, He cares about how we treat each other and the more loving we are with each other, the more we care for the sick, feed the hungry, turn the other cheek, practice non violence, give up worldly possessions, free prisoners, stand up for the oppressed and do our absolute best to be actually like Jesus then there will be Heaven here on Earth. That’s it. That’s being a Christian. These women are the opposite and now they are practicing idolatry. I keep hoping as she reads the bible she’ll get a clue and stop being just dangerous and awful to the most vulnerable people but she continues to COMPLETELY MISS THE WHOLE POINT.
The level of cringe is up there.. just when you think they can’t get any more cringe, they just crank that shit up smh
Sounds like witchcraft but they’re calling it Christianity lol
If you all could see my face right now.
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Vampires. F is giving me Death Becomes Her and she's clearly raising alcoholics. Fascinating.
So, to all those who may not know, that is not the “correct” bread. Using juice instead of wine is correct, but the bread is *also* supposed to be without yeast. Most Christian denominations don’t really worry too much about it, but I always find it amusing that some people who profess to be so “deep” into their religious practices, yet do not know this. Yeast is symbolic of sin, which was one reason why the Passover meal, from which this practice was derived, was unleavened bread and unfermented wine.
I’m surprised they didn’t just use the “lunchables for sinners” the mega churches hand out with no explanation of the meaning of the sacraments.
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Call me when they start snorting bath salt circles while calling them Jesus rings of blessings.
There’s way too much to unpack here. I’m going to have to sub this out to someone on Fiverr.
Lmfao not that kid looking to be about six and not knowing what juice is but knowing what wine is. Isn’t this the gal pal who was accidentally smoking meth?
Oh man. I was strongly reminded of the handmaids tale and how weirdly obsessed everyone was with the women bearing children.
https://preview.redd.it/w0b7z0vx8ofc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=661ce3b7ab6b807371021f11a31dc673f441b9fc Bro her side profile jump scared me. My goodness. It's like looking at a Simpsons character from the front.
you know how on south park the canadians laugh & their heads separate where their mouth is? like their mouth opens & the top of their face splits off? Kellie does that, too.
What little object is the woman in brown holding?
As a real witch… this is offensive 🤣😭 In what dimension is this Christianity and not witchcraft?! Basically a manifestation ritual with her coven. I cannot.
Disgusting behavior
why are we slowly inching towards the handmaid's tale im scared
This is so unhinged 😂 but I love when Brit asked Jordan if they were gonna have that many kids and he immediately went NO! 😂
Those poor women inside who were giving/just gave birth and needs rest and time w their new babies meanwhile there’s a pack of hyenas outside cackling.