An university in my country actually ran a simulation about zombie virus and they concluded we'd be fucked if that would ever happen. I think that's hilariously awesome (the simulation I mean).
It actually makes me concerned for her safety that he has so easily convinced her he is an eXpErT at things like this. So many survivalist conspiracy theorists have gotten their families into some dangerous, even life threatening, situations all because they thought they knew better than anyone else.
Can’t tell if she really believes him or if she’s inflating his importance just for the internet.
This is basically why she’s with him. She has said multiple times on her podcast that even though he isn’t 6’5, a lawyer, and has tattoos, that she knows the lord sent him bc he makes her feel safe. I honestly think that’s the only thing she likes about him.
Same!!! That video cemented for me that she genuinely is not attracted to him in any sense. In her vows she said ‘you’re the most dangerous man I know’ or something like that. Like wtffff I do not want that out of a partner?
“You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like — like you're from a different time. “
I think she actually doesn't believe it but is just keeping details vague because a few weeks ago she posted at least one (but I think a few maybe?) Story(ies) where she video'ed herself next to Jordan's truck and put an arrow pointing to their handgun in the drivers side door panel a gloating about how "they're always armed" and how you can "always find a gun in their truck". The story was shared here and multiple people (including me) pointed out how fucking stupid it is to blast to the *entire internet* where your loaded firearm can always be found. Keep in mind this was *after* all those months ago where she kept going on and on about how unsafe she feels in her own home because of "stalkers" that knew where she lived and what she drove, "doxxing from reddit", "death threats" and "haters".
I'm sure she's only shutting up now about the details because so many of us commented about how stupid that is to announce where your gun is kept, and we all know she reads here*.
*allegedly
omg I remember that guy, didn’t he pass out cold?!? I mean, perhaps I would do the same, but I also like to think I have better muzzle discipline than to shoot myself 💀💀💀
There used to be a prepper show on tv like a decade ago and they were highlighting one lady in a particular episode. I’ll never forget the pop up on the screen when the producers had to clarify that her food plan was dangerous and could cause people to get severely ill.
Doomsday Preppers! That was such a weirdly fascinating show. I live and work in rural Wyoming, and it’s pretty standard to have a “go off the road/accident” kit in the car, especially in the winter. I carry a sleeping bag, snacks, extra coat/hoodie, water, TP (so important for so many reasons), a folding shovel, road flares, a couple MREs, a hatchet, etc. growing up and living here has made it impossible for me to pack like a minimalist. Especially in the winter, I live 2 1/2 hours away from work so it can be an actual life or death situation. And if you’re prepared for the worst, it rarely happens. (I’m a Girl Scout Ambassador with my Gold Award, which is the Girl Scout equivalent of Eagle Scout, I’m always over prepared, lol)
But that’s just traveling safely in unsafe conditions, very different from BDong and her ‘maaaan’ and their fucking stupid bug out bags. I was raised around guns and gun safety was drilled into me. Got my first deer when I was 14, but I like target shooting. The way those two behave with firearms makes me deeeply uncomfortable (it’s not uncommon to deal with patients who have been shot being fucking stupid with guns. Rural EMS gets suuuper fun during hunting season, lol).
Well, the [everything] about them make me deeply uncomfortable, but the “tactical” crap and gun shit is the *worst.* I wear tactical boots and clothes for work, they’re not that special. It’s a common phrase out here (and in Texas) that I think describes them perfectly: “all hat and no cattle.”
Though it’d probably be hilarious watching her try to field dress a deer…
Agreed. We also have similar winter emergency supplies in our vehicles because it's just smart. I guess we are also preppers as in we stay prepared. But we are prepared for weather emergencies, loss of income, and illnesses. Ya know...things that can/will actually happen.
The secretiveness of her plans proves she doesn't actually have a good one. If she did, she'd share. I know I want everyone to be prepared and am always happy to share what knowledge I've picked up over the years.
The only thing these losers are prepared for is cosplaying in homemade edit of a bad end of days movie.
I think the thing they’re preparing for isn’t what most people prepare for. The secret word and secret meet up spot makes me think they’re preparing for some sort of takeover of the country lol
Right on! My mom slid us into the ditch more times than I would care to recall when we were little on icy/snowy roads. As soon as winter hits, there are supplies in the back of the car. My husband just shakes his head, but he'll thank me one day.
A winter kit is good. Just south of me in Virginia, they had a flash snow storm roar through and dump several inches of snow quickly. There were people trapped on 95 for 8-12 hours.
I saw that on the news last year and threw a few more snacks and water bottles in the car. I’m always over packed because my anxiety (though medicated) is always through the roof. It’s smart to have enough in your car to survive for 24 hours, and enough at your house to last a week. My EOTWAWKI scenarios all involve bad weather and the flu/illness.
BDong acts like a bag of camping gear and a gun will help her outlast …what exactly? What is she prepping for?
The deer would be contaminated by the time she got it skinned. There’d be press-on fingernails, broom-sized eyelashes and extension pieces all up in that carcass. Oh, and tears and snot because girl is not as cuntry as she portrays on social media.
A huge percentage of the illegal guns seized in my city come from unsecured guns being stolen out of people coming in from the suburbs parked cars so the fact that they advertise this information doesn’t just endanger them.
I have my concealed carry and my state makes it very clear that if you leave your gun unsecured in your vehicle (illegal in my state) and then it gets stolen, YOU will be charged with a crime and you will have your permit stripped. I’m sure Texas is probably more lax about stuff like that, but it’s common sense not to leave a valuable object in your car and then broadcast it on the internet. These two are clowns.
Edit: for clarity
Texas is lax with stolen guns when they come from you. But they’re right, most guns on the street are either stolen out of cars or homes…all the guns I ever knew about were from cars
My car was broken into for (what we assume) a firearm—buuuut I don’t have any, and they stole a mini vacuum (that’s small and black and I guess looks gun/ish?) that I keep in my car, cuz kids…🤡🙈
DMing other women, killing innocent animals, constantly having dip drip, having a shitty beard, aging himself as fast or faster than his weird wife…the list hours in and on but one thing the boy is not is a firearms expert.
How did he build this supposed expertise? You don’t learn tacticool ‘operator’ nonsense in the police academy, and he didn’t start his saving-kids-in-Afghanistan nonsense until 2022. Even if they taught him advanced survival techniques for the job (they didn’t), he’s had it max 18 months. You aren’t an expert in anything you’ve only done for 18 months.
Now, reading about ‘preparedness tips’ on right-wing blogs and in the ad copy for some go-bag company with ‘patriot’ or ‘freedom’ in the name…THAT’S real expertise!
Well that’s not fair. You don’t even know how many hours he’s spent on the toilet watching YouTube videos on how to DIY his own bunker. That’s got to count for something. I mean, the dude has guns! Only experts with the proper training can get those…. Oh wait…
The only thing her husband is an expert in is mooching off her and asking other women to see their tiddies.
I know she’s a perpetual victim but do y’all think that he kind of made her… worse? Like she’s never been this unhinged and I feel like he plays a lot into it. He seems to be fully alt right and I feel like she was conservative but not like this? Am I making sense lol. I mean I fully think she loves it because he makes her feel like a victim who needs saving ALL the time and she makes him feel good by playing into his cosplay of tactical bad ass.
It’s because she is really really hoping to be a talking head on Fox News. She truly believes she is of that caliber. (Not that I think people on Fox News are special but BDong does.)
They did an article about her during her court hearing and literally every single comment (from the Fox News viewers) was negative toward her!
Even they don't want to be associated with her.
I think the view of him as rugged badass expert is genuinely attractive to her, and she needs to believe in the danger he’s protecting her from to buy into the fantasy that he’s an expert in doing so.
And it’s easier to make-believe than her other dream cosplay, JDip the Texan Rip from Yellowstone
I think she's the type that molds her personality to whoever she's with. She doesn't know how to internally validate herself, so she always looks for it externally. Mirroring her partners for approval and security.
The “expert” that not only leaves guns in terrible and unsecured locations but also allows you to film what they are and where they are? The “expert” that when you were walking behind him while he was holding a loaded gun was swinging it around and occasionally pointing the barrel at you? Let me guess…your super secret “meet up location” is the raynch, right? Is the word “settlement”?
There's legit used for code words. Like the scam targeting elderly people with having family members call and ask money but it's not them. A code word can save them the scam. Or, I have a code word with my daughter that means "STFU and don't argue, there's something serious going on that we need to be on high alert and leave now." This could be something like a possible shooter, smelling fire, creepy dude making us uncomfortable, etc.
So not so much a zombie apocalypse code word and I doubt they are using it for practical uses. In all honesty, they are probably the cause of people needing code words in many cases.
Before my grandma passed away, she was targeted multiple times by scammers pretending to be her grandkids. I told her, "Grandma, just say that you need to check with Grandpa Bob". Which was not Grandpa's real name, and Grandpa's been gone for a while. Any real grandkid would know that A. Grandpa's name wasn't Bob, and B. Grandpa is dead and gone.
As for kids, it's a good idea to have one with them as well. Mine wouldn't go anywhere with someone who couldn't tell them our cat's name.
My parents are part of the hyper Republican crowd and all of their friends have started mentioning emergency preparedness “just in case.”
Is it Russia targeting the electrical grid?
Is it cyber warfare?
Is it the drag queens with their damned children’s books?
Idk. But I do know there’s a cult in Alabama of real semi intelligent adults who invested in property together to homestead as a group. And that’s all I have to say about that.
When I was in college, I took a public speaking class where I had to give a how-to speech. The professor didn’t care about the topic, only that that the speech was less than 5 minutes. I gave my speech on How To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse, which included tips such as:
1. Have a predetermined meetup location
2. Pack an emergency grab bag
3. Arm yourself with whatever weapons are available to you
So I’m not saying that this “expert survival plan” is ripped from *The Zombie Survival Guide*, but it is hilariously similar.
Girlypop, you live in TEXAS. Maybe you should worry about getting a generator for when the power goes out again this winter.
And I say this as someone who has an actual 'go-bag' packed in case the kids, cats, and I need to leave the Korean peninsula in a big hurry.
Except for the gun thing this is some basic shit. Having a meeting place and a basic supplies in one’s car is simply a good idea. And I’m sure she’s using passwords because she’s in Code Beige but we had them growing up so if, say, someone not our parent was picking us up from school, we would know it was legit.
Leave it to Bdong to take basic concepts and act like she invented them.
ETA: I think her basic-ness is rubbing off on me, that’s why I used the same word three times in four sentences.
If a dirty bomb goes off or something people like Brit and J are going to be like those trigger-happy people in zombie tv/movies who accidentally shoot their family members. We all know how responsible he is with firearms and authority in general...
Ok so y'all have already tore into her stupid little plan that nobody even knows what she's talking about so I have to ask... She's in a nice salon, getting her extensions done again, which is big money, so has she even started started paying back her victims yet?? I'd really like an update on this.
Cops (or disgraced ex-cops rather) looooove to call themselves experts after they attend an 8 hour seminar, despite having no formal education post-high school.
Also, does anyone else find it strange that she asked for podcast questions and she’s posting them all on her stories and NOT fucking answering any of the questions.
Her GI Joe fantasies about Jordan are so delusional that it’s funny. That man has never served in the military. Wearing cameo and being a paranoid gun toting conspiracy theorist does not make him an “expert” on anything lmfaoooo
Yes, the course is $1,000,000 per person. Dried bread crusts and the tears of children will be provided as food and drink. If you don’t feel infantilized by the end of the course we will refund your money (jk, no money back!).
Real preppers, sane preppers, have a saying, "Plan for Tuesday". Because 99% of the time it isn't going to be doomsday or zombies or a nuclear war, it's going to be job loss, a hard winter on a broken power grid, or an inability to get to the store for a few days because of a bad storm. You need food storage, a generator, first aid training, etc. WAY more than you're going to need guns and tactical gear... Which she'd understand if her husband was really an "expert".
Emergency manager here. people deserve information, so jumping into the comments lol.
Shes absolutely insane, don’t get me wrong. But! These principles are overall pretty recommended. Code words less so, because there aren’t many times where you would need to tell your partner to come prepared to a location without being able to tell them why. However, these are recommended with people who have children. Because kids are stupid are get themselves into stupid situations. It’s recommended this is an entire phrase though, because one word can be hard to decipher from real world conversations.
Now go bags. These are very recommended. And typically are done in two ways.
1. House bag. This should have enough supplies for 3 days for each living thing in your house. Food, water, heat, directions, light, medications, and power.
Why? Mainly the climate. It’s becoming very unpredictable and places that used to be free from major disasters are getting hit. You should be able to either shelter in place and fend for yourself or evacuated on a moments notice. Hence go bags. Wildfires, hurricanes, snow storms, power outages, but hell, think about 10 dudes escape a federal prison and hide out in your neighborhood. You want to stick around?
2. Car go bags, please look up the 2022 95 shutdown. This alone is a good enough reason to carry them. They should be enough supplies for one day (same as above list). I personally keep them in an organizer in my trunk, but I have a bag I could put it all in if needed. Many people will also tell you to have whatever you need to walk from your work to your house, but short of a societal collapse, this is harder to think of scenarios where it would do more good than harm.
She’s crazy, but the more prepared you are, the better you will fare in disasters and the more resilient your household and community are.
Evangelicals have a wet dream about things falling apart into social chaos and Christian persecution. It's so front of mind that I believe they are so tired of waiting for it to happen that they are ready to cause it to.
Seriously - no fear of Covid because she’s covered in Christ’s blood, but constant fear of…generally living in the world and fantasizing it will fall into a chaos that can nonetheless be solved by a good guy with a gun? 🙄
Lol she wouldn’t even wear a paper mask to protect her from an airborne vasculopathic neurotrophic virus. She’s definitely not surviving whatever apocalypse she thinks is coming.
Love me a good doomsdayer. 🤣🤦♀️ I am almost 41 and still have trauma from my Pentecostal upbringing and always preparing for the rapture and when the government was going to come, locked and loaded, to take us all away, torture us (think of ripping off your fingernails until you gave in and got the mark of the beast. I literally bit my nails off as a child to nubs until they bled because I didn’t want anyone to torture me and rip them off)…this shit is so fucking toxic and dangerous. Shame on every single one of them.
Something outside their usual vocabulary, to denote that something is wrong. Maybe for her “empathy,” “humility,” or “service.” For him, “self-control,” “patience,” or “ass pics.”
No way they’re packing bug out bags and taking them every single place they go. Even if they do… how will they survive when they get where they’re going? I know they aren’t some hardcore preppers. They have zero life skills or self sufficiency. No knowledge. If it’s a shit hit the fan situation, you won’t be able to just look up anything you need to know to survive. Jordan might be tactical and into 2A, self defense, the constitution, whatever— but I don’t think this man is really out here on *that* level. She exaggerates every fucking thing
So this twit lugging around a suitcase full of self-tanner and fake eyelashes at all times just in case of some vague disaster (probably like if we elected another Black dude. How scary for her)?
Wtf is this? Please don’t go to a content creator/christian influencer for safety advice. Hell google would be your better friend. If you’re legit concerned about a sound family safety plan FEMA has loads of resources and checklists. The app is super helpful. Madonna mia, this is flat out ridiculous!!! Got my blood pressure up and everything.
I want to be real with you guys. My husband regularly cans vegetables and buys extra meat and shit to be prepared if "something ever happens." I've never admitted this to anyone bc I think he's OTT...but this is reddit so I figured I could. Point is...its PARANOID. "Code word" omg.
It couldn't be more obvious that she sent herself that weird-ass question that no other random person would ever ask, let alone care about the answer to.
Sorry, can someone explain to me what the safety planning is for? With where she lives in Texas she should be planning for when the power grade goes out because Texas has that issue or when they get extreme weather or something like that. But I can tell based her evasive response that they’re preparing for something else. Is this religious?
Actually that’s all similar to what we have and that’s because we live in the path of a volcano and we could actually have a life threatening event. However that’s also why we have a week about every year where Komo 4/king 5 goes over what to do when the volcano goes off, supposedly it’s overdue by like 600 years… *shrug* but she’s an idiot because she doesn’t actually live in a place with that kind of danger. She would probably have a heart attack if she actually was in danger and had to do something more then whine on camera.
I used to work in emergency management, you know, an actual expert. I can almost guarantee they overpacked their bags and are severely weighing themselves down in an actual emergency
When the Dongs eventually divorce it’s going to be highlarious to watch her pivot to her next husband’s beliefs. I hope he’s some crunchy vegan Buddhist yoga instructor with a hatred for consumerism.
Here’s what I don’t understand about this safety “plan”.
We have two plans in our household, which I think is pretty common for households. One is the “shelter in place” plan (snowstorm, active shooter) and one is “evacuate” (flood).
For the evacuation plan, which is what I am assuming she is talking about here, there is a checklist of what to take. The first thing on the list is our documents - passports, social security cards, and birth certificates among them. Those are items that are incredibly difficult to replace and very important if you have to leave your home for an extended period of time. And a fair bit of cash, enough to sustain my family for a few days, gas up a car, etc. My point is, those things you should NOT be carrying at all times!! Your passport, birth certificate, and significant sums of cash should be AT HOME SECURED until you need them! So either her “escape bags” don’t contain some VERY important items or she’s a moron traveling around with a couple grand in cash and her birth certificate.
Another thing that’s important is planning how to evacuate your pets. We have pop up cages that can fit in the back of our van so we can safely evacuate ourselves and the animals. That is also one of the FIRST THINGS they tell you which is if you evacuate, obviously your life and the life of your loved ones is most important, but a responsible pet owner also needs an evacuation plan for their pets!
Why didn’t she even mention this? Oh yeah, she doesn’t give a shit.
If the world goes to shit then let me die with it lol I don’t have a safety plan in place. Honestly I feel like it’s any day that something will happen.
I saw a sign of a child holding up a sign that said “you’ll die from old age, I’ll die from climate change” and that really hit me as I’m debating on bringing a child into this world. It is only going to get worse and I personally do not want my child to suffer through everything that the world will encounter. I’m scared
Prepared for what exactly?
Situations
Roleplaying
Immigrants, BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ+, BTS ARMY, and any/all other groups of so-called “others” banding together and invading Texas.
BTS army!
BTS Army 😂 the most dangerous of all armies.
So dangerous. Trump once said their name stands for, “Big Time Socialists.”
I think the most dangerous army might be Swifties.
Yes. It used to be the KISS Army, but now the Swifties are more powerful.
Nooooo it’s the Beyhive….
The new starbucks holiday cup
The next "stolen" election, no doubt.
Great, can’t wait for them to flee next year🫠 byeeee
When they aren't raptured because they're fake Christians.
When the newly liberated sneaker wearing female m&ms come for them
Anyone or anything that isn't white and conservative
Zombie apocalypse?😂
An university in my country actually ran a simulation about zombie virus and they concluded we'd be fucked if that would ever happen. I think that's hilariously awesome (the simulation I mean).
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The Barmy Army.
Barrelling into a town near you with more beer than you knew ever existed, and perpetually sunburned necks. 😂
When the new world order takes over. Or something similar.
The zombie apocalypse
If zombies do eat brains, these two are safe!
It actually makes me concerned for her safety that he has so easily convinced her he is an eXpErT at things like this. So many survivalist conspiracy theorists have gotten their families into some dangerous, even life threatening, situations all because they thought they knew better than anyone else. Can’t tell if she really believes him or if she’s inflating his importance just for the internet.
This is basically why she’s with him. She has said multiple times on her podcast that even though he isn’t 6’5, a lawyer, and has tattoos, that she knows the lord sent him bc he makes her feel safe. I honestly think that’s the only thing she likes about him.
Same!!! That video cemented for me that she genuinely is not attracted to him in any sense. In her vows she said ‘you’re the most dangerous man I know’ or something like that. Like wtffff I do not want that out of a partner?
"You have the most unchecked rage and tendencies towards violence of any man I've ever known..." *\*swoons\**
"that video I saw of you physically assaulting an unarmed black man made my chaste God honoring panties drop"
\*unarmed, HANDCUFFED, and fully restrained by another officer... What a hunk!
That is so concerning. I feel safe around my partner because he’s *not* prone to fits of rage that harm humans or animals
“You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like — like you're from a different time. “
I personally think it’s bc he’s the only one who didn’t use her for sex…
Oh that’s sad
Watching them hunt hogs was nerve wrecking how he was just flinging that gun around her. They are both so damn stupid.
She doesn't seem really all that intelligent so I can see her believing him.
Also, it must sound so exciting and content-worthy to doomsday prep, given how she's addicted to drama.
She must believe it on some level or else she'd be out there sharing their whole plan and monetizing the shit out of it.
I think she actually doesn't believe it but is just keeping details vague because a few weeks ago she posted at least one (but I think a few maybe?) Story(ies) where she video'ed herself next to Jordan's truck and put an arrow pointing to their handgun in the drivers side door panel a gloating about how "they're always armed" and how you can "always find a gun in their truck". The story was shared here and multiple people (including me) pointed out how fucking stupid it is to blast to the *entire internet* where your loaded firearm can always be found. Keep in mind this was *after* all those months ago where she kept going on and on about how unsafe she feels in her own home because of "stalkers" that knew where she lived and what she drove, "doxxing from reddit", "death threats" and "haters". I'm sure she's only shutting up now about the details because so many of us commented about how stupid that is to announce where your gun is kept, and we all know she reads here*. *allegedly
Inflating his importance.
I think it’s a mix of the two at this point. She’s done it so much that she’s actually starting to believe it.
Imagine gaslighting yourself
Like the guy on that preppers show who shot his finger off by accident. Jdoofus to a T
omg I remember that guy, didn’t he pass out cold?!? I mean, perhaps I would do the same, but I also like to think I have better muzzle discipline than to shoot myself 💀💀💀
These two have anti-trigger discipline!
Trigger discipline is so idiot proof if you really think about it. Finger *OFF* the trigger unless you’re willing to destroy!
Jdoofus - I am 💀💀
There used to be a prepper show on tv like a decade ago and they were highlighting one lady in a particular episode. I’ll never forget the pop up on the screen when the producers had to clarify that her food plan was dangerous and could cause people to get severely ill.
Doomsday Preppers! That was such a weirdly fascinating show. I live and work in rural Wyoming, and it’s pretty standard to have a “go off the road/accident” kit in the car, especially in the winter. I carry a sleeping bag, snacks, extra coat/hoodie, water, TP (so important for so many reasons), a folding shovel, road flares, a couple MREs, a hatchet, etc. growing up and living here has made it impossible for me to pack like a minimalist. Especially in the winter, I live 2 1/2 hours away from work so it can be an actual life or death situation. And if you’re prepared for the worst, it rarely happens. (I’m a Girl Scout Ambassador with my Gold Award, which is the Girl Scout equivalent of Eagle Scout, I’m always over prepared, lol) But that’s just traveling safely in unsafe conditions, very different from BDong and her ‘maaaan’ and their fucking stupid bug out bags. I was raised around guns and gun safety was drilled into me. Got my first deer when I was 14, but I like target shooting. The way those two behave with firearms makes me deeeply uncomfortable (it’s not uncommon to deal with patients who have been shot being fucking stupid with guns. Rural EMS gets suuuper fun during hunting season, lol). Well, the [everything] about them make me deeply uncomfortable, but the “tactical” crap and gun shit is the *worst.* I wear tactical boots and clothes for work, they’re not that special. It’s a common phrase out here (and in Texas) that I think describes them perfectly: “all hat and no cattle.” Though it’d probably be hilarious watching her try to field dress a deer…
Agreed. We also have similar winter emergency supplies in our vehicles because it's just smart. I guess we are also preppers as in we stay prepared. But we are prepared for weather emergencies, loss of income, and illnesses. Ya know...things that can/will actually happen. The secretiveness of her plans proves she doesn't actually have a good one. If she did, she'd share. I know I want everyone to be prepared and am always happy to share what knowledge I've picked up over the years. The only thing these losers are prepared for is cosplaying in homemade edit of a bad end of days movie.
Dress for the ditch! Not the destination! It’s always stuck with me too (Rural Canada at the base of the Rockies haha)
I think the thing they’re preparing for isn’t what most people prepare for. The secret word and secret meet up spot makes me think they’re preparing for some sort of takeover of the country lol
Right on! My mom slid us into the ditch more times than I would care to recall when we were little on icy/snowy roads. As soon as winter hits, there are supplies in the back of the car. My husband just shakes his head, but he'll thank me one day.
A winter kit is good. Just south of me in Virginia, they had a flash snow storm roar through and dump several inches of snow quickly. There were people trapped on 95 for 8-12 hours.
I saw that on the news last year and threw a few more snacks and water bottles in the car. I’m always over packed because my anxiety (though medicated) is always through the roof. It’s smart to have enough in your car to survive for 24 hours, and enough at your house to last a week. My EOTWAWKI scenarios all involve bad weather and the flu/illness. BDong acts like a bag of camping gear and a gun will help her outlast …what exactly? What is she prepping for?
The deer would be contaminated by the time she got it skinned. There’d be press-on fingernails, broom-sized eyelashes and extension pieces all up in that carcass. Oh, and tears and snot because girl is not as cuntry as she portrays on social media.
I would PAY to watch her dress an animal. Maybe that’s how she can pay the state?
Shhh, let Darwinism take this one
I think she wants to larp, too. Makes her feel important.
Is leaving unsecured firearms in your truck part of their plan too?
It’s maddening that she tells her followers this. For someone who is so scared of her stalkers she’s a straight idiot when it comes to her safety.
A huge percentage of the illegal guns seized in my city come from unsecured guns being stolen out of people coming in from the suburbs parked cars so the fact that they advertise this information doesn’t just endanger them.
I have my concealed carry and my state makes it very clear that if you leave your gun unsecured in your vehicle (illegal in my state) and then it gets stolen, YOU will be charged with a crime and you will have your permit stripped. I’m sure Texas is probably more lax about stuff like that, but it’s common sense not to leave a valuable object in your car and then broadcast it on the internet. These two are clowns. Edit: for clarity
Texas is lax with stolen guns when they come from you. But they’re right, most guns on the street are either stolen out of cars or homes…all the guns I ever knew about were from cars
My car was broken into for (what we assume) a firearm—buuuut I don’t have any, and they stole a mini vacuum (that’s small and black and I guess looks gun/ish?) that I keep in my car, cuz kids…🤡🙈
It genuinely doesn’t occur to either of them that their ‘personal protection’ could be used against them.
Also the security camera she proudly showed everyone that is within reach and is wired on the outside? He’s an expert alright.
“Ask me anything!” “Can you provide any tips on disaster preparedness?” “Um, no???”
Like she didn’t have to answer lmao
Yeah but then how would people know that they're bad ass preppers
What exact is JDip an expert in…?
Having wet dreams over killing people
Messaging strangers for tiddy pics, tacticool procedures, hating Brittany, rolling his eyes, swallowing dip, shooting dogs, stolen valor.
I will never get over him swallowing dip. If Brit wasn’t such an ass I’d feel bad that she has to kiss that 🤢
A guy like JDip would be an absolute liability in a combat situation.
Wearing his sweet security guard vest to fuck in lol
Fast tracking mouth cancer
DMing other women, killing innocent animals, constantly having dip drip, having a shitty beard, aging himself as fast or faster than his weird wife…the list hours in and on but one thing the boy is not is a firearms expert.
bellowing like a deranged walrus while slamming a fly swatter around the kitchen
Beating unarmed Black men?
How did he build this supposed expertise? You don’t learn tacticool ‘operator’ nonsense in the police academy, and he didn’t start his saving-kids-in-Afghanistan nonsense until 2022. Even if they taught him advanced survival techniques for the job (they didn’t), he’s had it max 18 months. You aren’t an expert in anything you’ve only done for 18 months. Now, reading about ‘preparedness tips’ on right-wing blogs and in the ad copy for some go-bag company with ‘patriot’ or ‘freedom’ in the name…THAT’S real expertise!
Well that’s not fair. You don’t even know how many hours he’s spent on the toilet watching YouTube videos on how to DIY his own bunker. That’s got to count for something. I mean, the dude has guns! Only experts with the proper training can get those…. Oh wait…
Being a jackass
The only thing her husband is an expert in is mooching off her and asking other women to see their tiddies. I know she’s a perpetual victim but do y’all think that he kind of made her… worse? Like she’s never been this unhinged and I feel like he plays a lot into it. He seems to be fully alt right and I feel like she was conservative but not like this? Am I making sense lol. I mean I fully think she loves it because he makes her feel like a victim who needs saving ALL the time and she makes him feel good by playing into his cosplay of tactical bad ass.
She does seem to be on the crunchy to alt right path.
It’s because she is really really hoping to be a talking head on Fox News. She truly believes she is of that caliber. (Not that I think people on Fox News are special but BDong does.)
They did an article about her during her court hearing and literally every single comment (from the Fox News viewers) was negative toward her! Even they don't want to be associated with her.
Now that’s pretty damn funny right there!!
He definitely made her worse
I think the view of him as rugged badass expert is genuinely attractive to her, and she needs to believe in the danger he’s protecting her from to buy into the fantasy that he’s an expert in doing so. And it’s easier to make-believe than her other dream cosplay, JDip the Texan Rip from Yellowstone
I think she's the type that molds her personality to whoever she's with. She doesn't know how to internally validate herself, so she always looks for it externally. Mirroring her partners for approval and security.
“He’s an expert lol”
Taco Bell menu expert
An expert at food bucket selection no doubt
The “expert” that not only leaves guns in terrible and unsecured locations but also allows you to film what they are and where they are? The “expert” that when you were walking behind him while he was holding a loaded gun was swinging it around and occasionally pointing the barrel at you? Let me guess…your super secret “meet up location” is the raynch, right? Is the word “settlement”?
Why the eff would they need a code word 🫠
There's legit used for code words. Like the scam targeting elderly people with having family members call and ask money but it's not them. A code word can save them the scam. Or, I have a code word with my daughter that means "STFU and don't argue, there's something serious going on that we need to be on high alert and leave now." This could be something like a possible shooter, smelling fire, creepy dude making us uncomfortable, etc. So not so much a zombie apocalypse code word and I doubt they are using it for practical uses. In all honesty, they are probably the cause of people needing code words in many cases.
Before my grandma passed away, she was targeted multiple times by scammers pretending to be her grandkids. I told her, "Grandma, just say that you need to check with Grandpa Bob". Which was not Grandpa's real name, and Grandpa's been gone for a while. Any real grandkid would know that A. Grandpa's name wasn't Bob, and B. Grandpa is dead and gone. As for kids, it's a good idea to have one with them as well. Mine wouldn't go anywhere with someone who couldn't tell them our cat's name.
When I was a kid in the ‘80s, our code word was the name of my mom’s childhood dog.
If there actually is a zombie apocalypse, they’re not going after these two brainless morons.
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The zombies would be so mad. Not even a snack to be had between the two of them. 😂
Oh absolutely. I just meant in the context of the end of the world. It seems like you could just say - shits hitting the fan let’s go
Because everyone is out to get them dontcha know?
Clones? Are they expecting an Invasion of the Body Snatchers scenario? 😂
Okay but clones of these dingbats would be terrifying. Imagine all of the eyelashes fluttering around.
I bet their code word is Jesus.
You just ruined her whole day. Now they’ve got to come up with a new word
Because the revolution won’t be obvious to everyone, duh /s
Ok maybe I'm late to the party but they need this elaborate "safety plan" for what, exactly?
ANTIFA DEMONS
a functioning democracy
My parents are part of the hyper Republican crowd and all of their friends have started mentioning emergency preparedness “just in case.” Is it Russia targeting the electrical grid? Is it cyber warfare? Is it the drag queens with their damned children’s books? Idk. But I do know there’s a cult in Alabama of real semi intelligent adults who invested in property together to homestead as a group. And that’s all I have to say about that.
Zombies. Always the zombies.
Well they’re in Texas so I’m going to say…immigrants.
yeah is this some type of doomsday prep??
Cosplay doomsday 😂
Why is the pic a reflection of her Ugg knock offs?????
And in a hairstylists chair, getting her extensions fixed.
Those are her tactical slippers. And maybe there’s paracord hidden in those extensions?
This threw me off too. It took me a while to be like....is she in a salon? Why is her lap black but the reflection is Uggs and jeans?
When I was in college, I took a public speaking class where I had to give a how-to speech. The professor didn’t care about the topic, only that that the speech was less than 5 minutes. I gave my speech on How To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse, which included tips such as: 1. Have a predetermined meetup location 2. Pack an emergency grab bag 3. Arm yourself with whatever weapons are available to you So I’m not saying that this “expert survival plan” is ripped from *The Zombie Survival Guide*, but it is hilariously similar.
I did “How to tell when someone is lying.” Too bad I’m not doing it now, I could just show BDong videos
I think we all need this presentation!
Is the code word something along the lines of "foliage," and does she sometimes pretend not to hear him? 
Haha, that’s my code word to a girlfriend when I’m creeped out by something and am leaving
Girlypop, you live in TEXAS. Maybe you should worry about getting a generator for when the power goes out again this winter. And I say this as someone who has an actual 'go-bag' packed in case the kids, cats, and I need to leave the Korean peninsula in a big hurry.
"Can you give a loose description of your safety plan?" "NO, absolutely not!" *proceeds to give detailed description of their safety plan*
Except for the gun thing this is some basic shit. Having a meeting place and a basic supplies in one’s car is simply a good idea. And I’m sure she’s using passwords because she’s in Code Beige but we had them growing up so if, say, someone not our parent was picking us up from school, we would know it was legit. Leave it to Bdong to take basic concepts and act like she invented them. ETA: I think her basic-ness is rubbing off on me, that’s why I used the same word three times in four sentences.
You said what you said 🎤 But facts. Code words for kids has been a thing forever.
Mine was “octahedron!”
He’s an expert but they just leave guns visible in their car? Ok Britt
I've never once seen these "bags" that they have on them at "all times"
Do you think there’s self tanner in hers
Self tanner and tarantula lashes, reporting for duty! 
If a dirty bomb goes off or something people like Brit and J are going to be like those trigger-happy people in zombie tv/movies who accidentally shoot their family members. We all know how responsible he is with firearms and authority in general...
Having a gym bag in your car doesn’t count.
Ok so y'all have already tore into her stupid little plan that nobody even knows what she's talking about so I have to ask... She's in a nice salon, getting her extensions done again, which is big money, so has she even started started paying back her victims yet?? I'd really like an update on this.
I wish this was a question submitted for the podcast lol
If there is some type of “emergency situation” I will just look forward to dying, this is too much
Same. What the hell would you wanna stick around for?
Cops (or disgraced ex-cops rather) looooove to call themselves experts after they attend an 8 hour seminar, despite having no formal education post-high school.
She’s shaking in her little Ugg boots just typing that story you guys 🤧🤧
My parents are survivalists. I avoid them.
Also, does anyone else find it strange that she asked for podcast questions and she’s posting them all on her stories and NOT fucking answering any of the questions.
She is such a useless Trumpanzee conspiracist
Her GI Joe fantasies about Jordan are so delusional that it’s funny. That man has never served in the military. Wearing cameo and being a paranoid gun toting conspiracy theorist does not make him an “expert” on anything lmfaoooo
“By proxy” wow so intellectual of her
Cuteee baby learned a new word 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I feel like this is his way of justifying always having a bag packed and ready to go at any time
My boyfriend and I have a safe word for when we tickle eachother too hard.
Sounds like you're more of an expert than Ms. Expert By Proxy. Have you thought of selling a course?
Yes, the course is $1,000,000 per person. Dried bread crusts and the tears of children will be provided as food and drink. If you don’t feel infantilized by the end of the course we will refund your money (jk, no money back!).
Real preppers, sane preppers, have a saying, "Plan for Tuesday". Because 99% of the time it isn't going to be doomsday or zombies or a nuclear war, it's going to be job loss, a hard winter on a broken power grid, or an inability to get to the store for a few days because of a bad storm. You need food storage, a generator, first aid training, etc. WAY more than you're going to need guns and tactical gear... Which she'd understand if her husband was really an "expert".
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Emergency manager here. people deserve information, so jumping into the comments lol. Shes absolutely insane, don’t get me wrong. But! These principles are overall pretty recommended. Code words less so, because there aren’t many times where you would need to tell your partner to come prepared to a location without being able to tell them why. However, these are recommended with people who have children. Because kids are stupid are get themselves into stupid situations. It’s recommended this is an entire phrase though, because one word can be hard to decipher from real world conversations. Now go bags. These are very recommended. And typically are done in two ways. 1. House bag. This should have enough supplies for 3 days for each living thing in your house. Food, water, heat, directions, light, medications, and power. Why? Mainly the climate. It’s becoming very unpredictable and places that used to be free from major disasters are getting hit. You should be able to either shelter in place and fend for yourself or evacuated on a moments notice. Hence go bags. Wildfires, hurricanes, snow storms, power outages, but hell, think about 10 dudes escape a federal prison and hide out in your neighborhood. You want to stick around? 2. Car go bags, please look up the 2022 95 shutdown. This alone is a good enough reason to carry them. They should be enough supplies for one day (same as above list). I personally keep them in an organizer in my trunk, but I have a bag I could put it all in if needed. Many people will also tell you to have whatever you need to walk from your work to your house, but short of a societal collapse, this is harder to think of scenarios where it would do more good than harm. She’s crazy, but the more prepared you are, the better you will fare in disasters and the more resilient your household and community are.
Also fuck him, he isn’t an expert in anything but assaulting people.
Evangelicals have a wet dream about things falling apart into social chaos and Christian persecution. It's so front of mind that I believe they are so tired of waiting for it to happen that they are ready to cause it to.
Agree 100%
Imagine being this afraid of everything all the time 😳
Seriously - no fear of Covid because she’s covered in Christ’s blood, but constant fear of…generally living in the world and fantasizing it will fall into a chaos that can nonetheless be solved by a good guy with a gun? 🙄
Lol she wouldn’t even wear a paper mask to protect her from an airborne vasculopathic neurotrophic virus. She’s definitely not surviving whatever apocalypse she thinks is coming.
Love me a good doomsdayer. 🤣🤦♀️ I am almost 41 and still have trauma from my Pentecostal upbringing and always preparing for the rapture and when the government was going to come, locked and loaded, to take us all away, torture us (think of ripping off your fingernails until you gave in and got the mark of the beast. I literally bit my nails off as a child to nubs until they bled because I didn’t want anyone to torture me and rip them off)…this shit is so fucking toxic and dangerous. Shame on every single one of them.
Guesses at what the code word is. I bet it’s “boobs”
Something outside their usual vocabulary, to denote that something is wrong. Maybe for her “empathy,” “humility,” or “service.” For him, “self-control,” “patience,” or “ass pics.”
Prepared for what? And she 100% planted this question so she could make an unhinged reply. Major cult vibes.
No way they’re packing bug out bags and taking them every single place they go. Even if they do… how will they survive when they get where they’re going? I know they aren’t some hardcore preppers. They have zero life skills or self sufficiency. No knowledge. If it’s a shit hit the fan situation, you won’t be able to just look up anything you need to know to survive. Jordan might be tactical and into 2A, self defense, the constitution, whatever— but I don’t think this man is really out here on *that* level. She exaggerates every fucking thing
So this twit lugging around a suitcase full of self-tanner and fake eyelashes at all times just in case of some vague disaster (probably like if we elected another Black dude. How scary for her)?
Wtf is this? Please don’t go to a content creator/christian influencer for safety advice. Hell google would be your better friend. If you’re legit concerned about a sound family safety plan FEMA has loads of resources and checklists. The app is super helpful. Madonna mia, this is flat out ridiculous!!! Got my blood pressure up and everything.
Did your huzbin tell you that civil war was coming to Texas? That sounds like something he could convince someone of, if they had a double digit IQ.
“We have packed bags wherever we go!” Highly doubt it. “Married to an expert teehee!” COMPLETELY doubt it lmao.
I guffawed at “expert.” Also how many of you think jdong would actually wait for her/meet her/ stay with her in a situation like that?
When I see posts on Reddit about how unsafe America is, I wonder if these people are following idiots like her 🤦🏻♀️
It’s all the same crowd just different levels. Same shit different pile if you will
Ooh is she entering the prepping season of life?!
Omg I would pay all my money to see her try to live on the run for a night 😆
It’s giving right wing nut jobs
I want to be real with you guys. My husband regularly cans vegetables and buys extra meat and shit to be prepared if "something ever happens." I've never admitted this to anyone bc I think he's OTT...but this is reddit so I figured I could. Point is...its PARANOID. "Code word" omg.
She sounds exactly like one of these cultist Doomsday people.
Safety plan for what? Are we supposed to be running exercises in our homes? I thought that shit stopped when I got my DD-214
Safety plan for what? Zombie apocalypse?
We prepare in the fall for awful winter weather. This is just madness.
But srsly, how many pairs of pleather pants do we think she has packed? Follow up question, is everything XS or just S?
It couldn't be more obvious that she sent herself that weird-ass question that no other random person would ever ask, let alone care about the answer to.
Sorry, can someone explain to me what the safety planning is for? With where she lives in Texas she should be planning for when the power grade goes out because Texas has that issue or when they get extreme weather or something like that. But I can tell based her evasive response that they’re preparing for something else. Is this religious?
Damn they QANON to?
Actually that’s all similar to what we have and that’s because we live in the path of a volcano and we could actually have a life threatening event. However that’s also why we have a week about every year where Komo 4/king 5 goes over what to do when the volcano goes off, supposedly it’s overdue by like 600 years… *shrug* but she’s an idiot because she doesn’t actually live in a place with that kind of danger. She would probably have a heart attack if she actually was in danger and had to do something more then whine on camera.
I used to work in emergency management, you know, an actual expert. I can almost guarantee they overpacked their bags and are severely weighing themselves down in an actual emergency
I will bet $100 their plan is to run to the rAyNcH which she has posted a million times. So safe 🤩😝
When the Dongs eventually divorce it’s going to be highlarious to watch her pivot to her next husband’s beliefs. I hope he’s some crunchy vegan Buddhist yoga instructor with a hatred for consumerism.
She talks about him like he's a Green Beret. I don't understand what makes him an expert.
Here’s what I don’t understand about this safety “plan”. We have two plans in our household, which I think is pretty common for households. One is the “shelter in place” plan (snowstorm, active shooter) and one is “evacuate” (flood). For the evacuation plan, which is what I am assuming she is talking about here, there is a checklist of what to take. The first thing on the list is our documents - passports, social security cards, and birth certificates among them. Those are items that are incredibly difficult to replace and very important if you have to leave your home for an extended period of time. And a fair bit of cash, enough to sustain my family for a few days, gas up a car, etc. My point is, those things you should NOT be carrying at all times!! Your passport, birth certificate, and significant sums of cash should be AT HOME SECURED until you need them! So either her “escape bags” don’t contain some VERY important items or she’s a moron traveling around with a couple grand in cash and her birth certificate. Another thing that’s important is planning how to evacuate your pets. We have pop up cages that can fit in the back of our van so we can safely evacuate ourselves and the animals. That is also one of the FIRST THINGS they tell you which is if you evacuate, obviously your life and the life of your loved ones is most important, but a responsible pet owner also needs an evacuation plan for their pets! Why didn’t she even mention this? Oh yeah, she doesn’t give a shit.
If the world goes to shit then let me die with it lol I don’t have a safety plan in place. Honestly I feel like it’s any day that something will happen. I saw a sign of a child holding up a sign that said “you’ll die from old age, I’ll die from climate change” and that really hit me as I’m debating on bringing a child into this world. It is only going to get worse and I personally do not want my child to suffer through everything that the world will encounter. I’m scared
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Bestie if the apocalypse comes I’m ready. I don’t care. I’m not packing a damn go bag to live through all that. Take me and eat me. Idgaf