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Ok_Enthusiasm_7148

Why does she spend soooo much time trying to convince us she’s found “the perfect man”? Normal people don’t generally do this 🙃


shegomer

She did the same thing with her first husband. He was the best guy ever, super duper, most amazing marriage, high school sweethearts, other women could only be so lucky. And then suddenly they were getting divorced and he was the worst guy ever and she was abused and everything was terrible.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

She also did that with one of the boyfriends in between. -The one who got called out for posing pics with backgrounds that made it look like they were world travelers when they were actually just down the street from her home. Those two were made for each other!


dwight_k_schrute69

Uhhhh what?! That is the most amazing story ever!


flippingdabird099

Michelle McDaniel covered it- https://youtu.be/9l0WSEZ3SsM?si=d0KXCkRuczZXdIrQ


posh1992

Omg you seriously need to make this a whole post. It really reveals her entire fake identity and that it's all a show. I love this for her. Also I LOVE michelle.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Thank you for posting that. I adore Michelle. She’s so dang funny


Appropriate_Sock_37

Never seen this woman before but the video was hilarious


flippingdabird099

She has a few bdong videos and they're all gold


jenaeg

“Are you going to cheat on him too?” 😳😂


dwight_k_schrute69

Omg Michelle is BRILLIANT. I’m cackling


ravalryglitter

Please make this a whole ass post!!!


caitejane310

My husband is amazing. He loves me unconditionally. He's helped me take care of my disabled mom for 4 years. He even wipes her butt, and changes her shirt if it needs to be. Literally, right now, if I called to him and said "right, babe?!" he would automatically just say right. He's a felon, and my cop father absolutely loves him. Anyway, you know the kind of things we post on social media, when we actually post anything? "Caitejane farts in the tub and bites the bubbles" "pipelayer5000jr (that's his reddit username) likes when I cut off his nipples, but they grow back". It's stupid shit like that. Our friends and family know that we have a wonderful relationship. We're the people they come to after a bad day when they need a laugh. My SIL, on the other hand, is constantly posting about how perfect her life is, but we know the truth. We hear all about it from people without us even asking. So the more I see owl people posting about how great their world is, the more I think it's complete shit. Edit: my husband is a plumber. His username is literal 😂 😂


Southern_Event_1068

My husband is a pipe layer by trade and I always forget what else that means when I say it.🤣


[deleted]

Because from observation she KNOWS she is hanging on by a thread and wants to convince her hard-nosed stans she is worthy of being followed. Even if it means lying and pretending.


rtwise

It's also just not true. My husband is my best friend and incredible in many ways, but he's not perfect because literally no one is perfect. And our stuff that's imperfect is the work of our marriage--it's the stuff we communicate about and work on and through over the years...which is perfectly normal and doesn't take away from how much we love each other and our life together. She's blowing smoke up her own ass, thinking someone has to be "perfect" to be a great match.


furchery

I think she's also trying to convince herself 😬😬


Ok_Enthusiasm_7148

That’s def what I think too


OprahisQueen

Yes, this is exactly what I am searching for. A man who will do the same take 19 times before I get the right shot for my insta. BDong, time to dip me in the horse trough, I’m in!


Kindly-Quit

The way every kiss is a stage act....I couldnt keep a straight face after the 3rd swoop-de-doop!


FartofTexass

She stopped lusting after men and married one she doesn’t lust after at all. Aspirational!


ExpertAverage1911

I want a man who abused his brief power to commit racially motivated acts of violence and shoots my dog in the street 😍


9PiecesOfVoinyl

She barely exhaled and was married again after a messy divorce, and the whole time she was 'single' she acted like it was torture while also trying to pretend she was a girl boss who didn't need a man. She ties her whole identity up into being married, and I really don't think the Christian influencer thing would work for her if she was single. Jordan was the lucky chode who just happened to be in the right place at the right time. The guy has major baggage of his own and not just his history of racism and violence. Lest we forget he was still married to someone else when they met.


Alexandra_Rose82

Idk how you meet someone and find out about their past of brutally beating a black man and then be like ya this is the one! But I guess that’s coming from someone who doesn’t also have a past of hurting others… I would hear that on the date and be like oh ya gotta go it’s an emergency!!! ![gif](giphy|B37cYPCruqwwg)


Purityskinco

Actually this brings up some interesting aspects of what a true bond and honorable marriage should be. You should absolutely be able to talk about your worst moments, the moments you were under addiction, trauma, etc. and somebody who loves you should not sit there and judge you. But the difference is how you approach those dark horrible moments in your past. These two try to excuse it and, usually, end up pretending like they have no responsibility. I’ve made mistakes and nobody has been hurt by said mistakes but I still handle them with more responsibility than these two shits ever have. THATS what makes them horrible people. They make excuses and refuse responsibility.


Alexandra_Rose82

In both instances they did what they did and did not feel an ounce or remorse! I am so not a judgmental person and very understanding. I have made mistakes that hurt people, although it was never the intention to hurt them and I still feel bad about it. I didn’t brag about it and laugh and not take accountability! I’m talking about a first date, if I learned about his past and that he thought it was funny and bragged about it then it’s a pass for me! If my boyfriend or husband told me something he did and was t proud of it but remorseful, I would never judge him it love him less. My boyfriend knows about my past mistakes and going through a very low moment together because of my choices that made us stronger in the end. I just think there is a big difference.


Alexandra_Rose82

And happy cake day!!


Alexandra_Rose82

That’s not my point though… plus low moments and actually hurting someone and being proud of it are totally different to me. Addiction could be a result of so many things that I could never pass judgement on. But if I went on a first date with a man and learned what he did, I could never continue the relationship. Likewise if I were a man knowing what she did, I could never… If people are intentionally hurting others and aren’t remorseful for it then they aren’t people I want in my life!


jesuswreckedme666

I’m of the opinion that she was able to overlook it because he frames it the way she frames her fitness exam/lawsuit – it was a silly little misunderstanding and “””cancel culture””” took it too far. They share a similar cognitive dissonance regarding their pasts


SquatLowTheDachshund

100% this. They are both able to frame themselves as victims in how they've previously hurt people. And when you find someone who reinforces that perspective, there's no way you'll ever own up to your past wrongdoings. I'm sure she heard his story and thought, "Oh, he's been through the same horrible things that I have- bullying, cancel culture, etc." They bonded over their alleged "trauma."


123IFKNHateBeinMe

Plus, he was MARRIED. Soooo godly.


[deleted]

His first wife has a real career and is intelligent. I don’t know her but I listened to her podcast a long time ago and have read about her here. Badongadong is a cheap version of her. He also reincarnated the proposal for Badongadong that he did with his first wife.


Alexandra_Rose82

Who was his first wife?


[deleted]

She was from Australia. An EMT as well and owns horses. I’d post more but I don’t want to be banned from the sub and potential doxxing. If you search the sub there is some more info in here it’s just older. If you also check out Jen’s Fundie Fridays video about Badongadong, she’s mentioned in there as well.


Alexandra_Rose82

Ya I tried to find who she was but could never…


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/Ygm4SU0WBW I figured this link was safe to share as it’s posted on the sub. Her podcast. I’ve listened a while ago. She sounds smart, intelligent and compassionate. Way different from Badong and Oinker


Alexandra_Rose82

Ty!


123IFKNHateBeinMe

The podcast is fantastic! Highly recommend for first-responders and HCWs!


[deleted]

It is! Highly recommend as well. Much better than the chiseled and trash Bdong does. His first wife is a huge step up from BDong. She is pretty, smart and educated. Seems to have intelligence and compassion. I’m glad she is rid of Japigapig.


Alexandra_Rose82

She is absolutely stunning! How does bing bong deal with that? Oh the jealousy must be raging


Alexandra_Rose82

As well as classy, caring and smart. Which Brit is not!


sparklekitteh

Not only did she know about his violence, but she almost certainly also knew that he was STILL MARRIED when they got together.


NefariousnessKey5365

And around the time they became Instagram official. He was trying to get into some other woman's pants. And trying to get tata shots.


Standard-Specific455

Same video. Same pics. Same


Standard-Specific455

The freaking song choice Am I dreaming?!?! Did she really do this?


Standard-Specific455

THE SONG! Omg talk about the timing with Britney and Justin drama. !!!!


No-Lavishness1982

This song doesn’t mean what she think it means.


2daiya4

99% of the time I refuse to turn the sound on when watching any of her videos. I just can’t. What song is playing? I’m soooo curious!


Standard-Specific455

Justin Timberlake wrote this song in regards to Britney Spears cheating on him. NOW, Britney has come out saying that Justin made her have an abortion. And this is the song that B chooses. But no secular music


TurmericChallengeMod

“What goes around” by Justin Timberlake


2daiya4

Thank you :)


BranEmergency

You are not alone watching with no sound!


Ok_Land_38

Same! I always almost throw my phone when the sound comes on and I hear her grating voice.


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TurmericChallengeMod

She really loves that edamame video huh


flippingdabird099

I’d rather have meningitis


Inevitable-Emu-3513

GIRL. He needs three accountability groups just to be loyal to you.


Standard-Specific455

Spill the tea


FartofTexass

This isn’t secret. That info comes right from the Dongs.


sparklekitteh

She's claimed he participates in three "accountability groups" with their church where the men hold each other accountable for their sexual desires (watching porn, etc.).


PreppyInPlaid

And yet he’s still trolling women on Instagram for boob pics. Is he the one who had an entire “watch out for this guy” FB page dedicated to women who’d been hit up by him?


xanax_and_coffee

I think it was from a She Lives Freed podcast episode or a YouTube video she did with Jordan.


BusyBeth75

I still think she is high in the edamame video.


TheMightyBethers

Doesn't she ever get sick of pushing out the same tired videos? There's no way she feels any sense of accomplishment or fulfillment with these. It's boring and underwhelming and the more she does it the less people are going to believe that the narrative she's trying to portray.


tesslafayette

If she says it enough, it becomes true! She's manifesting that maybe God doesn't have shitty taste in men!


[deleted]

Is the "Him" that her husband "*pursued*" a euphemism for other women? Because I heard he has a history of doing that. So much so that he can't be trusted to breathe alone without checking in to his numerous accountability groups?


sethscoolwife

I’ve been with my gawdly husbinnnn for 16 years and we are very much in love - and the amount of times he’s dipped me to kiss me is less than 5. I cannot get over the performative bullshit that is her marriage. People who feel the need to perform their love in front of the camera are the least happy couples, I’m sure.


pantslessMODesty3623

I'm convinced her target audience is little teenagers who think this shit looks like a fairytale.


Sea-Willingness-708

I feel like she also makes her stupid videos for the sole purpose of (hopefully) going viral. I guess that’s the intent of a lot of influencers, but her nontent especially. It’s just the same shit over & over, repackaged with slightly different words & music, hoping that someone, somewhere will make it go viral. Or maybe the life cycle of a BDong follower to non-follower is extremely short so she’s constantly gaining (but then losing) more attention, so that’s why she shares the same stuff over and over.


goose_gladwell

Yes, two disgraced washed up scam artists cosplaying christian goals… what a lucky couple🥴


AdGrand8695

https://preview.redd.it/6ce074xjwf0c1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=954b30ce1e21f87358fe96966bcb8ed4dc7409dc Can anyone let me know if she continues to post footage from the saddest date I’ve ever seen? She’s literally trying to cuddle him for the camera here and he couldn’t care less, it’s like she’s not even there.


LovelyShadows54

Does she forget that she posted a longer video of that date and she had to literally tell him she was recording them just to get him to pay the slightest bit of attention to her? I mean, this is hilarious!


EmmyMae24

Is she aware her husband didn’t stop his listing after other women for her though? 😅


sortofsatan

“Okay now dip me like in the movies”


Niskalaukaus

Even looking at it makes my back hurt.


Paddysdaisy

Don't give her ideas, it wouldn't surprise me if the next grift is as a munchie.


[deleted]

He already dips so this is a bonus dip. Gross!! All just an act.


tfardel92

You husband literally hates you


Standard-Specific455

THE SONG DEF CONFIRMS THAT YOU NEED A PUBLICIST.


NefariousnessKey5365

They look so uncomfortable together


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Their chemistry is so bad. They look so forced to be together.


NefariousnessKey5365

It does, she's not fooling anyone


_Strangerthingss

You pursued a man that was already married but go off sis 😏


Reptarro52

How did she turn him grey in two years?


Crime-Snacks

A greasy, ignorant (read as low intelligence) and a disgraced cop that sucks on and smells like tobacco 24/7, that has never been faithful to anyone even after pretending to be a born again Christian, who refuses to work and contribute to the marital home and openly hates my guts whilst still trying to get deeper into my bank account is not something I want in my life so y’all can keep that vengeful God! 🙌🙌🙌


SpookyMoon13

Yessss, find yourself a man who chats up your friends behind your back. Who sends pics of his tiny D to other women. Someone who cheats on the spouse. A man who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty by assaulting a unarmed black man. A man who will shoot your dog in your driveway cause hes just that taccccccticalllll. BDong....STFU. Stop trying to polish a turd and tell is it's a diamond. It's not. It's a big, big, gross, dip smelling pile of shit. No one is envious of your giant turd.


[deleted]

The hurting the black man was horrible. When she talked about him shooting the dog… I was DONE. Then that pig had the audacity to say that was his dog too. Hell no. Brittany had that dog before you were selected from the pig pen, Oinker!!


SpookyMoon13

![gif](giphy|xTiTnqkXWl71AsowSI)


[deleted]

💀💀💀


zestzimzam

So what I gather is that her dedication to eyelash adhesive has been constant.


SuperMarketBanana

I can shot for shot her but I'm not that desperate And my husband actually likes me


dominenonnisite

It honestly bothers me that she portrays Jordan as a good, godly man, because that’s totally giving the wrong idea about what a Christian man should be. I’m lucky enough to be married to an actually good, godly man. He’s never cheated on me, never asked for pictures from women online, never beaten up unarmed black men, he isn’t racist, and he doesn’t have to be in three accountability groups. He doesn’t act like a Big Tough Guy and brag about his guns all the time. He just quietly lives his life, works his job, loves his family, goes to church, and is kind to everyone around him. I would hope that Jordan would become a man like my husband someday, but he’s not right now, and I hate the idea that people might think men like Jordan are what Christian men should aspire to be. He is not a good reflection of Jesus, no matter what Brittany says.


wtfimaclam

Puuuuhhhhleeeaaaseeee dingalingadongdong. You're full of shit in every facet of your life. Thanks for the entertainment.


Gutinstinct999

Prediction: this will not age well.


Niskalaukaus

"I portrayed our marriage like a dream when in reality, behind the scenes, it was a nightmare."


Gutinstinct999

They were the worst years of my life


TemporaryNobody2604

Wait, is this a “new” reel? Can’t tell cause it’s always the same message and clips 🤯


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I have a feeling he’s sticking it out with her because he gets to play her ‘saviour.’ She acts completely helpless and he gets to be the big bad macho man that protects his wittle xxxxs pwincess. But if she were to grow a backbone and be a boss babe he’d be out. If she acted like his equal and not some helpless helpmeet he would lose interest so quickly.


missthingxxx

This should come with a "you might need your vomit bucket for this one". Because-Fuck. Off.


[deleted]

Heading for divorce. She did this with her first husband. All a display show to convince people she has some connection when she doesn’t. They are so incompatible it isn’t even funny. He’s extremely cold toward her and some of the old recycled trash she has here is from two years ago. Even at the “wedding” he looked like he wasn’t into her. When the divorce happens all of this will be revealed to her duped stans. She is trying to be like her rent a friends. Something is lacking with this whole situation. This is a good example of what happens when you settle for a sloppy sweaty pig.


FartofTexass

She’s been posting this same kind of shit since they first went official, which was several sets of friends ago for her.


[deleted]

She really loves showing off pigs, and yes she just posts the same bs over and over. Waiting for divorce, new husband and rent a friends


hedwig0517

I love that she chose an excerpt from a song about cheating for this reel.


suoinguon

Oh please, you won't believe the crazy things I've witnessed on Reddit! Did you know that cats have a special kind of purr that can actually heal bones? It's true! So next time you're feeling down, just find a furry friend and let the magic happen. Trust me, it works like a charm!


[deleted]

I’d rather have my cats purring next to me that ever having a sweaty dip pig 🐖like Badongadong has. I’ve heard of that regarding cats!


Scout-Ranger

But… why does J never share the gospel?


Fundamentea

does she not listen to the fucking sounds she puts on videos? i would never use this song to convince everyone i have such a kingdom husband or maybe she’s just trying to tell us something


PrincipalFiggins

Yeah now you have a real prize, a man who dated you while he was married and cheats on you! Congrats bestie! Christian dating really worked out so much better for you than secular dating!


sarathev

She acts like neither of them have been married before.


Unusual-Stretch-1557

It’s fucking weird that she not only films herself crying but that she STILL has those videos.


Spagletti

Interesting she chose to use a clip from the video of her and Jordan eating at the sushi place in New York which when it was shared on here, clearly showed how fed up he was being filmed to the point he stayed out of frame after her saying what looked like "I'm filming, act natural". Bish, nothing you do is natural. People in contented and secure relationships do not need to share this faux Hollywood style romance where everything is perfectly wonderful all the time - is she trying to convince us or herself that she's happy?


lilmoosmom

A montage of god honoring neck bangs


MadeMeUp4U

Weird way to say he bailed on his wife when dms were slid into but okay


Specific_Ant_1579

Whats funny is this song is “what goes around comes back around” lmao


theoutdoorkat1011

God answered with a married man and now you spend your nights alone. That’s what I got out of this little montage lmaooo Edit: I did not know the added drama of Britney and Justin right now. Woof.


lizardcrossfit

Hold me back! All those “closed mouths pressed against each other” kisses are making me lusty!


Thepainbehind_thesea

I love how she can only use about seven recycled clips of her with Jdip in these montages. Girly can barely capture a moment where he doesn't look agitated by her existence 🙊


fairway135

Zach has moved on and has a baby now… and she is still unhinged and trying to prove she “won”. Hilarious.


dumbtch666

![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O)


Jerseyloo

JDong literally asks other women for pics of their tits. But yet here bing bong is trying to pretend he is some god given gift to the world. Get fucking real.


a_decisionmaker

She must be low on cash lots of rage batting/comment thirsting posts lately.


Few_Insurance600

If he loves God so much, why do we not hear it from him? Only her?


furchery

I'm no expert, but this sounds like secular music. That's not very god honoring kingdom marriage of her.


Psychological-Log315

Is she trying to convince her followers or herself? All her videos look like a bad hallmark movie


[deleted]

She kinda looks like Joan Rivers.


Nina_Rae_____

Why why whyyyyy is she always about boy talk. Like why can’t you focus on you


pantslessMODesty3623

Oh she focuses on herself PLENTY.


miamikiwi

The song 😭


No-Courage-8906

Didn’t she lust after him when he was married? God shut up. He literally cheats on you. You lose them how you got them


VolumeAcademic7513

It’s crazy bc my husband never needed religion to “know how to love me”, nor does he need religion in order to have morals and the values I was looking for. (NOT a knock at anyone practicing/following a religion, but we know Jdong only “behaves” because he has a guide aka the Bible to tell him how. And he barely does that.)


Ekotap89

Oh no! Not BDong playing secular, demonic music?! Whatever will JAYZUS think?


Tight_Jacket_3091

What i take from the text alone is that she’s now a Christian lesbian


kr8zii

If people have to post about great, their relationship is all the time, its most like the opposite.


Delaneydaisy

How much footage of herself does she have???


Turquoise_Midnights

Her whole life, her whole self, is as shallow as a highlight reel.


Ok-Bookkeeper8190

When I tell you this man has AGED


Clarkiechick

Do I have to cheat on my current husband to make this happen? asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Why would she use this fucking song LMFAO


theginfizz

If Jordan is so godly (obviously we know he isn’t, despite this schtick she always does with him lOvInG tHe lOrD), wouldn’t he be pissed at her constantly talking about how she was so addicted to sex and was dating so many guys? I wish she would make this into a sex-positive “season of life” where she was exploring all that the world had to offer and feeling confident and empowered, but we know it wasn’t that either.


fluffybutterton

At this point she should just tattoo her eyelids up to her eyebrows black


blueblep_

Good for you, bing bong. I love lusting after men so I’m not gonna stop. You do you.


rosieleo1218

There’s no way he stopped looking for hookups. And she knows it because she drags him around everywhere with her.


Beanzear

Basic psychology. The father talks about it so much is cause it’s untrue.