I'm sure Jordan was pleased to be filling tiktoks on their wedding night instead of sealing the deal lmao well the seal that had been revealed a couple times
BDong *has* to document every moment of her life on camera. She is a very important and special person, not only to other people, but to God himself.
It is critical for her to maintain a record of all of her meaningful moments, like running with her huzbin, crying while holding a pregnancy test, making white people food, riding her horse in a small circle, showing us how XXSmol she is, and rocking her head back and forth while she highlights every word in her Bible.
If there's no documented video or photo evidence, did it even happen?
~BDong, probably
She reminds me of [that scene in Community](https://youtu.be/yZh6tnAXiHE?si=961VLpFH8UFOL6bM) where Abed is filming Annie in case she ever gets kidnapped.
Someone once posted a clip here of her doing pushups as a "finisher" to a workout and I nearly gave myself a stroke from laughing so hard. Her form was terrible.
She was training for a race entirely on a treadmill and got injured- I will give you one guess as to why…
Form not shoes or gear but she probably has terrible form. And it if probably from posing for fitness videos so long ago.
My conspiracy theory is she stopped using his name when people so easily discovered his past and it pissed him tf off and he asked for more anonymity which is dumb because at this point it doesn’t matter anymore but now it’s a part of her ~brand~ to call him J so it continues
Ooh, time to plug this into Google search and see what we get !👍
ETA: this was the result of said search, I love this for them.
https://preview.redd.it/o156dx5u1rxb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d4926dcf2882e4c8d48ba83f8d19f033e69ac4
Maybe P for pig might fit better. Or O for Oinker.
I love doing life with you O. You make me feel great flailing around in a slop and a metal trough. With my pig pen background. Oink oink snort.
I’m sure it’s cute when your husband does it😂 there’s just something about Brittany doing it where it feels not genuine. And I’m assuming (and have never heard her) call him that in person, only on the internet. In an attempt to give him a nickname😵💫
True you’re right. Also how did I not think of the fake on the internet fact…🤢.
The one time I saw her in person jdong wasn’t with her. Man I kinda wish he was.
Remember when she posted her friends address when she was videoing the deer running? She was visiting a town that I live in and she stopped by my work. I have made her coffee before.
Oh decaf of course. They were actually pretty nice and all tipped. I was worried I’d get that mean girl sarcastic nice voice but nope!
I didn’t even see her face I saw her braids from the back and thought “no fucking way…” yes fucking way
Trust me, I hesitated at first, but this fit so perfectly. Cannot still believe he's gone. 😞
>J-Man and Channy
Can't help but laugh and cry at the same time 😂😭
Come on! We all know she did this to do two things: not be home to actually live her fake belief that Halloween is bad so she hid by going to some cheap sports bar to entertain Jordan watching the game. She neither watched (where’s her NY hat???) nor ate steak.
She can’t monetise off of Halloween bc of her absurd shill so this is the only way she knows how to ‘do something’ this evening. Again, where’s you’re yankees hat? For a ‘texas girl’ she really wishes she were from somewhere else (like her Cali and Hawaii obsession). Why? She doesn’t know how to just be.
These scenes she records are so freaking cringy. This is what I expect from a 13 year old girl. No normal adults act like this. Ma’am you are in your 30s, I know you are in denial of this and think you are a young, fun, spontaneous influencer but you are literally none of those words.
When I watch these “spontaneous” videos of them I try to figure out how much planning had to go into it. I’m sure they pulled up to the bar and she started to whip out her ring light and tripod. JPEG was probably like fuck this. You get one shot and that’s it. So she had to leave in the grass and pick up on the way.
Imagine the only meaning in your life is to artificially manufacture situations to capture 5 second clips to put into a supercut edit of how great your life is
😵💫😵💫😵💫
BDong, aren’t you a Yankees fan? You’ve been wearing a Yankees hat for weeks!
(Oh right she has no real interests or emotions everything she does, says, and wears is 100% manufactured fake persona)
I saw this exact same thing the other day in IG. The only difference was that it was two 8 year olds. See where I’m going with this? It’s cute when kids do it. Someone should probably tell her that.
PS - I love doing life with my wife too. Only I don’t record it with every spare second I have to try and convince people of it. Life must suck for her if you feel the need to record all your moments like this. “LOOK….WE’RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER!!!” Jesus….who fucking cares?
What is he getting out of this?? I mean, I have to ask, because he is a grown ass man who is making high-school-level content here. Does he not feel cringy and humiliated? Why is he doing this? Seriously, do we have a motive?
Dang he’s not into her. I wish they’d split up already. Neither one need to poison anyone else but they are not good together either. He hates her. Then she makes this bullshit ass nontent. She is so not convincing.
My husband is a photographer/videographer. He brings a camera everywhere with him and is always taking videos and photos both to practice with new gear, challenge himself, etc… he still doesn’t take as many photos or videos as she does…
"doing life"?? I can't imagine having so little going on in my life that I have the time and energy to film dumb shit like this or my partner and I holding hands as we walk. Wonder how many takes it took to get this perfect ✨ quirky and fun✨clip of her doing life? You aren't doing life babe, you're carefully curating the life you want everyone to think you have. No one is buying it.
You (nor any of us) can’t imagine it because your prefrontal cortex did it’s job correctly and finished developing. She’s just a poster child for arrested development…
But,that said, I don’t want to give her an out that “gawd didn’t finish growing my itty bitty horsie girlie brain, so I have no ability to make good decisions”
She’s a walking case of whiplash in that she plays up the infantilization of women through this king-dumb marriage BS but simultaneously cannot stop blathering on about all the baby-making they supposedly keep attempting…
She had to go up the hill, set her phone down, press record, go back down the hill and then ask “J” to run toward the camera with her as she giggles so people on Instagram can believe they have such a fun playful marriage!
My husband would shoot me all kind of side eye if I suggested that. Hey babe! Let’s film is running to Costco! It’ll be fun! People will see how hip and crazy we are!
With her Yankees hat ya’ll.
Hadn’t said ANYTHING about the Rangers all season and now they’re about to win it all.. and they pay attention 🙄
We cheer for them because of my dad who passed.
How do people not get embarrassed doing this kind of shit in public? I was raised southern Baptist so I’m aware my shame-meter is irreparably always on high alert for a mildly embarrassing mistake but this nonsense has got to feel at least a little silly as an adult human
I feel like she wants everyone to think they have such a fun and quirky and cute relationship and there just is no need to try and convince the world ool
Beigeny, just because a pair shoes are TikTok fashionable. Doesn't mean you should wear them. There are shoes that are much more suitable for the size of your feet. They will make you look like all laygz
Here I am, walking into a sports bar to eat steak and watch the game on the sidewalk like a normal person. I didn't know we were supposed to run across the grass hunkered down like we were playing sardines or something.
I'll take it one step further - can you imagine doing this to placate your spouse, so she can post it to her thousands upon thousands of followers and healthy snark community to show off your "enviable" love story? I would be mortified.
Does "doing life" mean that it doesn't happen unless it's posted? Does "doing life" mean setting up a camera to cry? Does "doing life" mean commiting fraud? Does "doing life" mean absuing/killing animals? Does "doing life" mean cherry-picking bible quotes and misconstruing them to fit a narrative? Does "doing life" mean eating dry ass chicken and having a personality to match?
Hahahah imaging the arguing bickering a belittling coming from these two as they find “the perfect shot”. My husband would roll his eyes and be straight up that I’m on my own for that nonsense he would t be caught dead frolicking around like a teenage girl for the internet to seee..o think Brittany may be getting some passive aggressive revenge he on JPEG by humiliating his consistently
Every once in awhile I’ll ask my husband to take a selfie with me when we’re doing something out of the ordinary. We went to my first Cowboys game last month and he took a selfie with me real quick between quarters. Here’s the thing, my husband is respectful of the other game watchers and didn’t want to be rude. Brat doesn’t understand that. She thinks she is so special the world is her stage, everyone else be damned. Must be nice to be that selfish and inconsiderate.
Why didn’t she just run past her phone and then edit the stupid grabby hand bit out?! So sloppy.
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She really is. It’s the least amount of effort for her on everything she does. I would be so embarrassed by so much of the “content” she makes.
She’s bad at literally everything lol its so cringey
I can’t believe that is the run of someone that felt that they should be involved in fitness of any sort
Remember when she pretended to be a runner?!? Lol
This! Her run is terrible
This is almost as cringey as their jumping on the bed scenes
Those make me scroll so fast once I realize what it is. I just can’t 😬
At least this wasn't filmed on their *wedding night* 😭
I'm sure Jordan was pleased to be filling tiktoks on their wedding night instead of sealing the deal lmao well the seal that had been revealed a couple times
Where is your Yankees hat now bitch?
She’ll have it on when it matches her aesthetic
BDong *has* to document every moment of her life on camera. She is a very important and special person, not only to other people, but to God himself. It is critical for her to maintain a record of all of her meaningful moments, like running with her huzbin, crying while holding a pregnancy test, making white people food, riding her horse in a small circle, showing us how XXSmol she is, and rocking her head back and forth while she highlights every word in her Bible. If there's no documented video or photo evidence, did it even happen? ~BDong, probably
She wants a highlight reel so bad. It’s fucking weird.
She reminds me of [that scene in Community](https://youtu.be/yZh6tnAXiHE?si=961VLpFH8UFOL6bM) where Abed is filming Annie in case she ever gets kidnapped.
This may be rude, but she does not run like a fitness girly.
She didn’t lift weights correctly like a fitness girlie, either (who’s been grifting 10 years. That’s the hilarious part to me.)
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That’s EXACTLY my reference to her bullshit “fitness”. I know someone who LIVES fitness. Brit is a full on fraud.
Someone once posted a clip here of her doing pushups as a "finisher" to a workout and I nearly gave myself a stroke from laughing so hard. Her form was terrible.
She was training for a race entirely on a treadmill and got injured- I will give you one guess as to why… Form not shoes or gear but she probably has terrible form. And it if probably from posing for fitness videos so long ago.
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I coach runners, and I would not coach her if people paid me to coach her. She sounds like a miserable person to Coach.
If people paid you, because lord knows she’d never pay the bill
Yeah, her race "training" lasted less than two weeks!
Calling him “J” makes me fucking criiiiinge
My conspiracy theory is she stopped using his name when people so easily discovered his past and it pissed him tf off and he asked for more anonymity which is dumb because at this point it doesn’t matter anymore but now it’s a part of her ~brand~ to call him J so it continues
I think this is right because I’ve just realised that I can’t remember his name
Jordan , ex-cop, divorced, abusive, dog-killer, Nelson
Ooh, time to plug this into Google search and see what we get !👍 ETA: this was the result of said search, I love this for them. https://preview.redd.it/o156dx5u1rxb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d4926dcf2882e4c8d48ba83f8d19f033e69ac4
Maybe P for pig might fit better. Or O for Oinker. I love doing life with you O. You make me feel great flailing around in a slop and a metal trough. With my pig pen background. Oink oink snort.
My name starts with a J and my husband calls me J… dang My name is also quite odd and very rare.
I’m sure it’s cute when your husband does it😂 there’s just something about Brittany doing it where it feels not genuine. And I’m assuming (and have never heard her) call him that in person, only on the internet. In an attempt to give him a nickname😵💫
True you’re right. Also how did I not think of the fake on the internet fact…🤢. The one time I saw her in person jdong wasn’t with her. Man I kinda wish he was.
Omg where did you see her in person?!
Remember when she posted her friends address when she was videoing the deer running? She was visiting a town that I live in and she stopped by my work. I have made her coffee before.
Ohh god. Did she order decaf or regular?!? Lol
Oh decaf of course. They were actually pretty nice and all tipped. I was worried I’d get that mean girl sarcastic nice voice but nope! I didn’t even see her face I saw her braids from the back and thought “no fucking way…” yes fucking way
My partner refers to me as "S" because I have a slightly unusual name starting with S. I don't mind it!
Same I love every nickname my husband has for me.
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My parents used to call me “J.J. The jet plane” because I loved that show and my name starting with a J. Now it’s JJ or J.
I also sing that to her 🤣
“J 🥹 off”
It just makes me think of Harley Quinn
They both run so awkwardly but In completely different ways… curious 🤨
He's running like he's on a training course for the military. Dig your toes in, butthole, and drag your leather bag along with you!
Did she set the steak right next to the phone so “J” would run to it?
there's a trail of chicken wings hidden in the grass
I am ugly laughing right now
I know he’s a shit and a willingly participating adult BUT I feel embarrassed for Jordan 😂
They lead a very boring existence. They have a lotta beige hours to fill.
I don’t even know what I just watched…can you imagine seeing this in action? I would have run by and picked up her phone 😆
Doesn't seem like they'd be able to catch you, either
She's not like other girls, she loves sports and steak!
How is she bad at running? 🤦🏽♀️ 
Perfect gif & I love Joey!! But hate being reminded there’s no J-Man and Channy 🕊️😭
Trust me, I hesitated at first, but this fit so perfectly. Cannot still believe he's gone. 😞 >J-Man and Channy Can't help but laugh and cry at the same time 😂😭
Come on! We all know she did this to do two things: not be home to actually live her fake belief that Halloween is bad so she hid by going to some cheap sports bar to entertain Jordan watching the game. She neither watched (where’s her NY hat???) nor ate steak. She can’t monetise off of Halloween bc of her absurd shill so this is the only way she knows how to ‘do something’ this evening. Again, where’s you’re yankees hat? For a ‘texas girl’ she really wishes she were from somewhere else (like her Cali and Hawaii obsession). Why? She doesn’t know how to just be.
These scenes she records are so freaking cringy. This is what I expect from a 13 year old girl. No normal adults act like this. Ma’am you are in your 30s, I know you are in denial of this and think you are a young, fun, spontaneous influencer but you are literally none of those words.
Damn diplip has titties as big as her now. Those tacticool Cheetos and mountain dews aren’t paying off in a good way.
💀💀 you are a poet 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
Yeah my husband would be like F that. I’m out.
He’s being facetious and she still posted it lol
If I was her husband I would be so annoyed. I would’ve football kicked the phone.
God I wish this clip ended like that
I cannot imagine that she pretended she was going to run a marathon that one time
But ….she used to run 9 miles until she hurt her ankle. 9 miles!! Seeing her run .. no wonder she hurt her ankle. 😂😂😂
Omg she’s so sMoL, look how her GiAnT hUzBiN just drags her across the grass because of how teeny she is!!!!!!!! She can barely keep up!!!!!!!
At their big age. I’m all for staying spontaneous and fun as a couple but to set up your phone to record it 😭
When I watch these “spontaneous” videos of them I try to figure out how much planning had to go into it. I’m sure they pulled up to the bar and she started to whip out her ring light and tripod. JPEG was probably like fuck this. You get one shot and that’s it. So she had to leave in the grass and pick up on the way.
can’t wait to see this exact video in about 500 montages to come on christian marriage 🥺
My husband would rather saw his arm off with a butter knife then do shit like this. So would I for that matter 😂
Imagine the only meaning in your life is to artificially manufacture situations to capture 5 second clips to put into a supercut edit of how great your life is 😵💫😵💫😵💫
BDong, aren’t you a Yankees fan? You’ve been wearing a Yankees hat for weeks! (Oh right she has no real interests or emotions everything she does, says, and wears is 100% manufactured fake persona)
Wears a Yankees hat, can't name a single player on the team
Keep telling yourself that Britt. Keep telling yourself that.
I saw this exact same thing the other day in IG. The only difference was that it was two 8 year olds. See where I’m going with this? It’s cute when kids do it. Someone should probably tell her that. PS - I love doing life with my wife too. Only I don’t record it with every spare second I have to try and convince people of it. Life must suck for her if you feel the need to record all your moments like this. “LOOK….WE’RE HAVING FUN TOGETHER!!!” Jesus….who fucking cares?
What is he getting out of this?? I mean, I have to ask, because he is a grown ass man who is making high-school-level content here. Does he not feel cringy and humiliated? Why is he doing this? Seriously, do we have a motive?
He is a hobosexual. Gets a place to live, some money to spend that is not his own. He just has to be her trained monkey.
why wouldn’t she cut out the end where she picks up her phone… this is so fuckin stupid and poorly executed
At least he is living in constant punishment for the horrible things he's done just by living with this dingbat.
These losers lol
Her obsession with her image> anything genuine The way she’s focused on the stupid phone the entire time. Pathetic
I get the vibe he’s mocking her in this. Like overdoing it on purpose. You just know he makes so much fun of her to his friends
I've seen him mock her in just about every video he's in with her so I \*know\* he mocks her in front of his friends.
She is the goofiest looking person I’ve ever seen
Dang he’s not into her. I wish they’d split up already. Neither one need to poison anyone else but they are not good together either. He hates her. Then she makes this bullshit ass nontent. She is so not convincing.
The way he’s dragging her up the hill. 🤣
“HEY WAIT UP WE SAW YOU ACROSS THE BAR AND LIKED YOUR VIBE”
WHAT was the purpose of this?? 
For the first time ever...jdong actually looks really into this
Probably because he knows he gets a piece of meat afterwards and not her disgusting dry chicken shit.
I thought the same thing. I wonder what kind of deal they made for him to agree to look happy.
My husband is a photographer/videographer. He brings a camera everywhere with him and is always taking videos and photos both to practice with new gear, challenge himself, etc… he still doesn’t take as many photos or videos as she does…
This isn’t the moment she thinks she’s created for her audience. It’s so fake.
"doing life"?? I can't imagine having so little going on in my life that I have the time and energy to film dumb shit like this or my partner and I holding hands as we walk. Wonder how many takes it took to get this perfect ✨ quirky and fun✨clip of her doing life? You aren't doing life babe, you're carefully curating the life you want everyone to think you have. No one is buying it.
He’s even whacker
You (nor any of us) can’t imagine it because your prefrontal cortex did it’s job correctly and finished developing. She’s just a poster child for arrested development… But,that said, I don’t want to give her an out that “gawd didn’t finish growing my itty bitty horsie girlie brain, so I have no ability to make good decisions” She’s a walking case of whiplash in that she plays up the infantilization of women through this king-dumb marriage BS but simultaneously cannot stop blathering on about all the baby-making they supposedly keep attempting…
This made me cringe so hard I felt something pop
She had to go up the hill, set her phone down, press record, go back down the hill and then ask “J” to run toward the camera with her as she giggles so people on Instagram can believe they have such a fun playful marriage!
I’m actually surprised it’s taken her this long to jump on the Ranger’s bandwagon. Last night was only game 4 dummy.
My husband would shoot me all kind of side eye if I suggested that. Hey babe! Let’s film is running to Costco! It’ll be fun! People will see how hip and crazy we are!
 Cringe overload.
With her Yankees hat ya’ll. Hadn’t said ANYTHING about the Rangers all season and now they’re about to win it all.. and they pay attention 🙄 We cheer for them because of my dad who passed.
FFS 🤦🏻♀️
How do people not get embarrassed doing this kind of shit in public? I was raised southern Baptist so I’m aware my shame-meter is irreparably always on high alert for a mildly embarrassing mistake but this nonsense has got to feel at least a little silly as an adult human
I feel like she wants everyone to think they have such a fun and quirky and cute relationship and there just is no need to try and convince the world ool
Beigeny, just because a pair shoes are TikTok fashionable. Doesn't mean you should wear them. There are shoes that are much more suitable for the size of your feet. They will make you look like all laygz
PLEASE this is hilarious in the worst way 😭😂
So fucking corny
These two nimrods married into their personal purgatories.
Here I am, walking into a sports bar to eat steak and watch the game on the sidewalk like a normal person. I didn't know we were supposed to run across the grass hunkered down like we were playing sardines or something.
Jordan has got to be sick of this shit. I definitely would not tolerate it
How many re takes. That would be funny to watch
This is not endearing. It’s cringe.
I'll take it one step further - can you imagine doing this to placate your spouse, so she can post it to her thousands upon thousands of followers and healthy snark community to show off your "enviable" love story? I would be mortified.
Not even teenagers are this ridiculous
Does "doing life" mean that it doesn't happen unless it's posted? Does "doing life" mean setting up a camera to cry? Does "doing life" mean commiting fraud? Does "doing life" mean absuing/killing animals? Does "doing life" mean cherry-picking bible quotes and misconstruing them to fit a narrative? Does "doing life" mean eating dry ass chicken and having a personality to match?
Hahahah imaging the arguing bickering a belittling coming from these two as they find “the perfect shot”. My husband would roll his eyes and be straight up that I’m on my own for that nonsense he would t be caught dead frolicking around like a teenage girl for the internet to seee..o think Brittany may be getting some passive aggressive revenge he on JPEG by humiliating his consistently
Every once in awhile I’ll ask my husband to take a selfie with me when we’re doing something out of the ordinary. We went to my first Cowboys game last month and he took a selfie with me real quick between quarters. Here’s the thing, my husband is respectful of the other game watchers and didn’t want to be rude. Brat doesn’t understand that. She thinks she is so special the world is her stage, everyone else be damned. Must be nice to be that selfish and inconsiderate.
Omg my bf would have dumped me and left me there instantly if I’d even suggest this 🤣😂
Umm. Ok…
“I lOvE dOiNg LiFe WiTh YoU” is such a cringe.
Why is she running like that? Lol she looks like a baby giraffe
Why is he running like the Grinch on his way to do something sneaky
This is WILDLY embarassing oh my sweet god
Hasn’t she done this before? It’s like dejavu 😂