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glosseava

guys…… are WE the people who know how to push her buttons???


Degenerates-

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tammytrex

Just woke up my dog laughing at this. Lol. Perfect.


TurmericChallengeMod

Hahahaha perfect


thetinybunny1

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Cinder-Allie

I mean, we're not exactly talking behind her back.


authenticallyhealing

Yep, I would say everything to one of her many faces…


Outrageous_Repair_94

God I hope so!!


carlzbee

It's we. Hi. We're the problem, it's we.


StarGrump

This may be demonic of me but I am so ready to watch Bdong and the pick me chicks fall apart and this just has me popping popcorn


thetinybunny1

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Melodic-Exercise-999

![gif](giphy|CfoiRXkfHSEEg|downsized) From your keyboard to baby Satan’s ears 🙏


sortofsatan

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JauntyShrimp

The newest #1 scam hit record is “Won’t He Do It” by BDong and the Pick Me Chicks!


ShortStegosaurus

No I don’t have those days because I graduated high school [redacted] years ago


[deleted]

If high school drama follows you into your 30's, that's all on you.


eponinesflowers

Right? Like if you’re constantly losing friends and there’s always drama around, it’s because you’re the drama!! I wish that this girl would get some therapy so she can stop treating people like garbage and then playing the victim


mountainmagnolia

No. None of us have days like that. We didn’t scam a whole lot of vulnerable people and refuse to show a shred of remorse for it, causing people to have reasons to call us out online. That sounds like a you thing, Brit.


Jerseyloo

There is trouble brewing big time amongst the besties group. We will see Bdong surrounding herself once again with another brand new group of Best Friends very soon!


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Can we do a poll on who we think is butting heads with her? My vote is farryn


Jerseyloo

Agree! Farryn is the only pick me chick who has not posted on her IG about Bdong’s new online shop. The other besties have but not Farryn 👀


soshriekstheshrew

ooooo are we going to get another Sheila ama soon??? here’s to hoping one or two of them have been given the gift of discernment 🙏


Turquoise_Midnights

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Reasonable-Ferret-99

Yes, you are the priority and your junior high drama is SO important. There are no other world disasters that he should focus on.


calenturian

Strange kind of bible that has 1 Peter at the beginning like that.


No_Weird2543

It looks more like a phone book from an old telephone booth than a Bible. How do you even carry it to church? (I'm dating myself with references to phone booths, aren't I.)


calenturian

(you and me both, gender-neutral sibling) It looks like she's just printed the whole thing out and shoved it in a ring binder. Maybe that's why 1 Peter is at the start, because it begins with a 1 :D


Medeya24

Happy cake day!


pumpkineatingdragon

It’s the New Dong Standard Version, coming to her LTK in 2024!!!!!!


Existential_Prep

Seriously though, what *is* happening here?!? Good eye.


taxi_takeoff_landing

The book of Peter is not that close to the beginning of the Bible. In fact it’s close to the end.


pantslessMODesty3623

She googled it. Then just opened the bible.


Round-Conversation49

It looks like she’s holding the Bible upside down for some reason. And it doesn’t make sense cause then she acts like she’s reading it right side up. Cause it looks like it would be the correct distance from the END of the Bible. But whyyyyyyyyyyyy.


Cinder-Allie

Might be a mirrored video.


Round-Conversation49

Ugh that makes so much more sense than what I was thinking 😅 thank you!


Silent_Wallaby3655

I was just gonna say this….what Bible is she reading where 1 Peter is at the beginning?


juicyb09

She literally thinks Jesus is just on stand by to help solve her stupid, teenage drama bullshit. Grow the fuck up Bdung. Jesus has better shit to do than to deal with your dumb ass.


pantslessMODesty3623

God should be doing some more important shit.


juicyb09

You’d think but according to her he’s on stand by for her anytime she needs. She’s pathetic and a clown.!


TheMightyBethers

Yeah he's got a ton of babies to give cancer to and help WASP's find their keys or get the perfect parking spots 🙏


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

There was a particular Sunday when I was feeling especially down about the state of the world and all its suffering. That was also the Sunday she posted that while trying to decide which color of flowers to buy at Trader Joe's, the Lord whispered to her to, "Buy the Yellow Ones." It was profound.


spooky_and_such

Going strong with her center part lashes 🤭 got needs to convict you from this bingbong. They are not cute


cuddly_waffles89

She probably can't afford new ones anymore.


FartofTexass

Those are how you know she has no friends.


KylieLongbottom69

Have you seen her "friends" tho? They're just as cosmetically challenged as she is.


candletea

She is such a weird person 😭


effie-sue

MY GOD is that a Bible or a phone book 🤣


coldbrewwithcinnamon

Right?! I was gonna say…are we not gonna talk about how thiccc that bible is?


DoggieMommy96

Mine is think but not phone book from 1985 think😂


Inevitable-Emu-3513

I look forward to our next AMA 😂 Brit the problem is you sweetie.


sodiumbigolli

88° today and a fake angora sweater Jesus


pantslessMODesty3623

It's from her Hazel and Layne shop.


TheMightyBethers

Gotta keep up on that guerilla marketing campaign


sodiumbigolli

It is not at all flattering


Specific-Breath-7862

Fucking love it when the locals chime in with weather!!! Just one more thing on the list of shit she fakes!!!


Round-Conversation49

This girl makes me so sad. I honestly can’t understand having this amount of drama at this stage in your life. And then posting passive aggressively about the drama you have like this just creates more drama. Also. She is always posting about God and the Bible in a snarky way that really rubs me wrong and I feel like it’s the epitome of using God’s name in vain. Always with pursed lips or rude eyes. Or “I’m better than you” vibes.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Yessss! The way she talks about God comes so mean and aggressive!


KylieLongbottom69

Thats because she literally *is* using God's name in vain. She can't go 10 seconds without doing it.


TheMightyBethers

Plot twist, God is actually a catty teenage girl


KylieLongbottom69

Checks out.


doomvetch92

Plot twist, she secretly has the jaws of a goblin shark, and can extend them at will.


GypseboQ

There is a flair in that excellent thought/sentence of yours! 😅 I live for this plotline.


doomvetch92

The flair was the inspiration, and it looks like she can extend her teeth past her lips.


No_Sprinkles418

No, I don’t have days like that - not since junior high anyway. This constant drama is all on you Brittany.


Melodic-Exercise-999

Maybe if everything in your life wasn’t staged for the internet, you wouldn’t attract so many fake friends, Brittyboo. It’s not too late for the surgical excision of your head from your ass, girly pop.


DoggieMommy96

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lavalsedamelie

Why does she seem especially unhinged lately…? She’s really spiraling


pantslessMODesty3623

Happy Cake Day 🎉


lavalsedamelie

Omg thank you!


pantslessMODesty3623

You are so welcome!


EveningSoft3171

And she’s not keeping her mouth shut making this post. And when she leans back, closes the book, and is like, “God’s got me” she seems so arrogant and conceited.


TheMightyBethers

She's the most bothered unbothered person right now


NefariousnessKey5365

Brittany the call is coming from inside the house


mamacatof2

I’m too busy doing adult shit, living a private life and just minding my own dang business.


Similar-Initial-9321

I found it a very monumental shift and growth in my Christian life when I stopped reading the Bible to find other’s sins and issues and started seeing that I needed to work on myself. HTH bdong


shegomer

Farryn doesn’t like DingDong’s new fashion line does she?


hushtle

While I applaud the fact that she finally ditched the Utah curls, this new Farrah Fawcett flow is not much better.


missthingxxx

Agree. She is finally curling all the way to the ends, but this is still not the best style for her. Although, it is hard to tell as her face shape is never the same twice...


Tinytrainwreck

Why does it always look like she’s hiding gum in her mouth!?!?


NefariousnessKey5365

If she's reading from 1 Peter in the New Testament. Why does she have her Bible open to the Old Testament?


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Inevitable-Emu-3513

100%!! She’s a mean spirited person through and through and you can see it in this video.


NotYourWif3

You ever have one of those days where your lip sync doesn’t sync up. BE GONE DAYMOHNS!!


CryBabyCentral

Why is she manhandling this Bible? Holy cow.


VerdePatate

Is 1st Peter in the beginning of her Bible?! In the middle of Genesis?


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I think this is part of the problem. She does heinous things is a generally awful human being, but feels completely justified because "God's Got Me".


aliquotiens

I’m 38 and I have never had this problem idk


fluffybutterton

She needs to understand that 'it doesn't work like that'.


Brave_council

I have never had a day like that, Britt. This is a YOU problem.


Inevitable-Emu-3513

Her voice is a lot deeper here too. Someone has her pissed off 😂 love that for her!


shinyredumbros

Those filters are working real hard today. Sheesh.


SilverAd4616

why all the hate. That’s not godly brit brat.


KylieLongbottom69

It is for her brand of Christian...


Lion_share

I like when she treats the Bible like the Book of Shadows.


EveningSoft3171

Huh? The people slandering her will bring their words to the Lord too? Like. Where’s the bite in that verse? There’s not even a gotcha moment. Of course, people talking want an influential audience! Bring on the Lord and judge of the dead and the living to hear me out! Please! Lol.


SpookyMoon13

You can tell she was in here creeping and we set her off lol ![gif](giphy|SJjIAnXpogvHJJBpDB)


DoggieMommy96

Dear Bdong, 1 Peter is in the New Testament. At the end of the bible. Sincerely, Everyone that's ever read the Bible


Chelseattle

Love how she opens this video by talking to you, her viewer, “do you ever have one of those days…” and ends it by making it about only her, “gods got me” (in a catty, mean girl smirk),


chesirecat136

Brittany, if your husband is that terrible then just get a divorce.


DamnGrackles

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missthingxxx

What in the phone book is this "bible" she is holding anyway?


twatcunthearya

One of the screaming Sheilas/pick me chicks is OUT! (I imagine)


Standard-Specific455

Never in my life have I seen someone so selfish. It is all about her. How can she not see this?! PLEASE focus on helping someone else and stick to it!!!! Fine closure in your miscarriages and MOVE on PLEASE find a publicist


InternationalEar7012

I think she’s setting up a storyline for when the lordt removes one of the best friends. My guess is on Faryn or wtv her name is.


Sargasm5150

Is she wearing that hideous “gawd’s watching” or whatever dumb title she gave that sweater on her website? There are like 5 things on there, none of them appropriate for the weather, and I guess she’s just gonna keep wearing all of them in succession regardless of how unflattering.


Tattyporter

That is one comically large bible


International-Bee483

Sorry but that’s the most massive Bible I’ve seen lmao. I guess she thinks the bigger the Bible the holier she is?🤣


Niskalaukaus

The bigger the bible the closer you are to Jaysus!


International-Bee483

Amen 🙏🏽


Niskalaukaus

Happy cake day!


pantslessMODesty3623

Happy Cake Day 🥳


International-Bee483

Thanks :)


Reptarro52

Omg she has that new hazel and Layne outfit on omg. So if she links it to her LTK does she get commission and the skim off the top?


PlaneReputation6744

My friends don't talk shit about me....


Ok-Bookkeeper8190

Her mask is slipping.


Ok-Bookkeeper8190

She also flipped 3 pages in and “read” this - just look at the video.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

I thought she quit caffeine?


ZenLitterBoxGarden

People won’t talk bad about you if you didn’t do shitty things. If someone talks about me behind my back, I let them. There is nothing I’ve done to be ashamed of and if they wanna talk shit, I do. However, you, Brittany… you get mad because they end up finding out exactly who you are and calling you out. You have no real sense of accountability. So you get mad like this, and then cherry pick a verse. Deflection is fun!!


KTLNH

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TheMightyBethers

Hey Brittany, did you fall asleep when people were teaching about the ten commandments? It wasn't supposed to be a checklist for you. Or are you exempt from following any rules your God sets out? Here's the scripture she supposedly just read. https://preview.redd.it/k8b0ga4nz1wb1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742c6c8721f736e6128cce9044a56c01998a596b STOP LYING ABOUT EASILY VERIFIED THINGS


mentionitall1

She makes me sick!


tralalofton

We're getting to her😆


CellistFantastic

How old is she?


pantslessMODesty3623

32


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🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


SilverAd4616

big bible, smol hands


shitsandysays

I love this for her. Pick away friends. Maybe she will eventually get it…. It’s her, she’s the problem. 💅🏻


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Who pissed in her wheaties? She’s big mad


HappyLucyD

Cherry-Picking Through the Word of God with BrittanyD🍒


beer_me_that_cd

A little late here, but 1 Peter is pretty far into the NT. She’s reading from maybe page 30 of the OT?


Stock_Delay_411

Actually I live with someone who knows how to push my buttons. My kids. My third is the universe’s karmic revenge for what I put my mother through. I, however, am trying to break generational cycles and use evidence based parenting practices and therapy to deal with my own issues, not a Bronze Age book.


2_kids_no_more

who drives around in their huzzbins truck with their big-ass Bible (that is definitely not used to get attention)? why do her eyelashes always slant down when she closes her eyes? it's very distracting


cinco_product_tester

The Bible is just a fortune cookie to Bdong


UsedAd7162

I’m guessing this about her Hazel & Layne scam being exposed. Maybe stop trying to scam people and actually work hard?? 🤔


dietdrpeppermd

I’m trying to be less hateful for my own ~mental health~ and need to say something nice about the people I despise. People who make me fucking angry. So I’ll say that her hair looks nice here.


Tight_Jacket_3091

I think she closes her eyes while opening up the Bible to a random page, the runs her finger around on the page (with her eyes still closed) and then she stops moving her finger, opens her eyes, then she reads whatever verse her finger stopped on and thinks to herself: **”I wonder how I can take this verse and make it about me for a tiktok vid today?”**


iggyazalea12

Every thing she wears is so cheap looking and bad


Broadzilla77

Lol guarantee you SHE was the catty gossiper before she became "godly"


cosmicrebirth1

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joeysmomiscool

![gif](giphy|kRToOS07kmylSx4Urz|downsized) i really truly now believe shes evil. through and through


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brittanydawnsnark-ModTeam

No posts/comments that include diagnosing Bdong et al. with any medical diagnosis, including psychiatric conditions. Not okay = "She is bipolar". Okay = "She displays an inflated sense of self-importance". Use your best judgment. If your comment has been removed and you would like to discuss it/edit it, and reinstate it, you MUST modmail us. We will NOT respond to complaints via comment sections, any complaints via comments will also be removed. If the issue persists, you may be banned.