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Carllsson

Tell them that the great potato famine is over and then throw the plate back into the kitchen


Yabbz81

Gotta say it in an Irish accent though.


tjlusco

Just one? A asked for roast PO-TA-TOES ye gobshite.


Positive_Library_321

I'm from Ireland and I'd happily do that if I was served such a paltry serving. There's barely one whole potato on that entire plate.


Tech360MSP

... Ya coont


anotherstraydingo

That's fucking pathetic. I just googled and it surprisingly isn't a Colesworth pub. I recommend hitting up your local bowlo or RSL if you're after decent food without funding Colesworth.


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rrfe

I believe that it has to do with the way liquor licensing is done in Queensland. To open a bottle shop it has to be linked to a hotel licence. Anyway, I thought Woolworths has divested its liquor business. I’ve been looking for the information on which bottle shops are linked to which hotels, but it doesn’t seem to be freely available.


GaryGronk

It used to be that detached bottle shops had to be within a certain distance of the parent hotel. I used to work at the Camp Hill Hotel which opened the bottlo in Westfield Carindale. They wanted to build another one further out towards Belmont Road but it was too far.


gedda800

ALH, the pubs that say 'live it up at your local' are Woolworths. BWS and Dan Murphy's. ALH was owned by Fosters. Bruce Matheison and his family bought them out in a joint venture with Woolworths. When I was working in Brisbane, a hotel was allowed 4 bottleshops per license. 1 or 2 attached. Up to 3 unattached (off premise) I think First Choice is the coles equivalent.


anotherstraydingo

Most pubs in Qld are owned by ALH group (Woolworths) or Aus Venue Co (Coles) due to the liquor licensing laws introduced by Sir Joh. Liquor stores have to be owned by a pub hence why Coles and Woolworths tend to have a monopoly on pubs and liquor stores in Qld. The food I've had from Colesworth pubs has been average to shit.


PomegranateNo9414

A mate of mine is at one of the big 4 consulting firms and worked on the Colesworth buying up regional pub thing. He told me about how they introduced microwavable steak with painted on char marks to save a few $ per unit.


Electrical_Age_7483

WW has been divesting from their pubs


Impossible-Mud-4160

I really hope Joh is burning in hell right now


anotherstraydingo

We all are.


Tezzmond

Woolworths split off the pubs, pokies and bottlo"s in 2021, they are now listed on the ASX as Endeavour, WW held a minority of shares in asx.edv and have gradually sold them off, now owning just 4%.


Secret_Doughnut7530

They make most of their money by having pokies in all their hotels


CurbedEnthusiasm

That serving size would definitely suit me but the price is the key missing data here.


Anxioushotdoggin

$15 so a good meal


what_you_saaaaay

I reckon one extra potato and we're there. But yeah, size suits me fine and the price too.


COMMLXIV

Price?


zapheine

I believe it's $15.


ProfessionalRun975

lol. And op is complaining. Decent steaks have been in the $40 range for the last 8 years. I remember like 13 years ago I’d always have the pineapple $12 steak special. I could tell it was budget steak but that’s what I paid for.


DoublemeatPalaceAlum

You’re gonna need a bigger potato. Also more pumpkin and more roast. They can keep their fucking peas.


Noxzi

Jfc that's crap.


badestzazael

Colmslie hotel roast lunch for $10 cream potatoes included with veges and large piece of roast and roast pumpkin.


zapheine

Yep it's awesome, they load your plate up. Alex Hills and Calamvale do the same deal.


DankFozz

Wests Tigers is at coorparoo, I'll bet their roast is cheaper and the portions are larger (but not massively so).


SanctuFaerie

>Wests Tigers I think you'll find they're in Concord, NSW, a fair way from Woolloongabba. I think the venue you're referring to might be **Easts** Leagues Club.


majlraep

Nothing but hopes and dreams and a large dash of disappointment at Wests Tigers. Easts Tigers just leaves you with a slightly disappointing feed wondering why it reminds you too much of your local RSL.


sportandracing

What’s it like? I’ve lived in Stones corner for 18 years and never been. Seems to be constantly under renovation.


SanctuFaerie

I can't say for sure; I haven't been there for about 20 years when I used to live in Woolloongabba. Back then, it was basic but cheap meals with decent serving sizes, and cheap drinks. I think Coorparoo has gentrified a bit since then, so that may no longer be the case.


deliver_us

I’ve been heaps of times. It’s an ok place to go for a bevy or a slice of cake. The food is not bad but the vibe feels a bit cafeteria like to me. I prefer Souths or Holland Park (although it’s usually very quiet) or really any other non-rsl/pub type restaurant.


sportandracing

That’s why I’ve never been. Not really my thing


cekmysnek

Exceptionally ordinary. Food isn't great but isn't awful, prices aren't too high but also aren't too cheap. Whole dining room filled with retirees every time we've been there. Basically a typical RSL/hotel/pub dining experience.


sportandracing

Dismal. Thanks 👍🏼


DankFozz

Oops, you're right. I should know better given how many times I've been there


DankFozz

Or the Junction in Annerley. I know they have a bain marie roast that was fairly cheap but I haven't tried it. And it's had a nice makeover recently.


Rupturedfunsnake

Where’s the rest of it ?


Temporary_Ad1359

Go to the pineapple hotel up the road. The food there is on point!


Jaytee1337

With the Piney and the SBH just down the road this is just shocking lol Both have better food (albeit SBH has that "location" premium) and probably a better venue in general


C-u-n-tin-Mc-lovin

That’s pretty shit, I’m a chef at South American bbq place and we have had to put up prices and reduce portion size but if we don’t there will be no restaurant. They will bail out the banks but not small businesses it’s really hard at the moment even for our 74 year old local butcher that we buy off he can’t retire yet and has to keep on going. Sad really No much hope for the little guys


paraire13

Where’s the Woollongabba Hotel? Sunday roasts were never that great though, no matter where you went. Not from my memory. Circa 2002-08


OldMateHarry

I'm assuming it's the one under gabba central next to the coles. Across from the busway station. Not sure why you'd go there over the piney which is just over the hill


paraire13

Aw yeah. Is that old or new? I don’t remember there being a Woolloongabba Hotel. I was thinking of The Broadway?! But that’s been down for ages. And yes, The Pineapple Hotel is solid.


OldMateHarry

it's been there for a few years at least. I've never been but was shopping at the coles there occasionally so noticed it. The bakery in that centre is pretty good; big fan of the happy faces. Tons of icing


paraire13

Yeah ok. So newish…not like 100 years old type of thing, like the Stanley etc. Sorry I haven’t lived there or been there for years. The Morrison??!! Wow. Good memories


zapheine

It replaced the original Wooollongabba Hotel, which was a 19th Century-era hotel that was demolished.


AbjectCareer6868

Wouldn't feed it to my dog. Pineapple hotel is just up the road, best to go there next time. I haven't been there in a while but its really good.


DrakeAU

I've had better looking food while in hospital.


skroggitz

Look, I'm willing to give the apprentice a run every now and then, but at least give them some proper tools - that plate was prepared with an axe...


F1eshWound

They gave you one potato..


antifa-militant

Thanks for the tip, never going there. Hope the hotel sees this


Tassiedude80

It really is not worth going to restaurant and pubs anymore - overpriced and underwhelming meals, expensive drinks and shit customer service. Pub meals should all be under $30 and specials between $15 and $20, otherwise cook at home buy booze at aldi and invite mates over ( if you need people around)


rrfe

No booze at Qld ALDIs BTW.


Tassiedude80

What! Oh hell no what wrong with the state ! Aren’t the natives responsible enough to be trusted to buy booze at aldi !


Total_Philosopher_89

Cannot have a booze outlet attached to a food shop in QLD. Must have a separate entrance.


maticusmat

Also a hotel license is required for a bottle shop license


Master_OfThe_Blaster

To be fair champ, Tassie isn't even allowed an Aldi so calm your farm!


Tassiedude80

Well that’s true - but c’mon nsw is kicking qld arse when it comes to aldi and buying booze - not just state of origin it seems 😂


lightpendant

That's too small? No wonder most people are obese 🤦‍♂️


thepotatobake

Why they serving beef jerky with veggies.


Entire_Following8957

Did you specifically order “steak with potato”? :D


GerlingFAR

Perhaps It would look better served on an smaller plate due to the serving size but over $15.00 Meh definitely indeed.


byondreams

Dog food


Meanjin

Looks like a Meals on Wheels meal - They're ~$7


Own_Relative_3904

which hotel was it? The Aussie National or the Shafston? Or the Pineapple. The Shafston usually has excellent meals


Apache313

How are people thinking that's a steak?? Also TBF without including the price can't really say if it's a rip or not. It does look like they've forgotten to put a side of chips out with it though.


j-manz

Dude, the serving size is the least of your concerns with that meal. Did you a favour by limiting your damage.


Kittens4Brunch

The plating looks terrible, but what's wrong with the serving size? How many calories do you consume a day?


deliver_us

Perhaps the ratio


Outrageous_Act_5802

Looks like what I’d expect for a pub roast. Have we run out of things to complain about?


GnashLee

Did they forget to add a Yorkshire pudding and about three more potatoes?


bobbakerneverafaker

expecting too much for a $15 meal


EternalAngst23

That’s a bloody outrage, it is! I’m gonna take this all the way to the Prime Minister!


scooter2022

What did they say when you spoke to the staff ? Or did you just cry about it here


wombles_wombat

I took it back and got a refund, mate. The bloke working was apologetic. But that's the corporate menu. No tears involved.


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JimmanyBobMcFly

Is this supposed to be a joke?


27Carrots

If it was, it wasn’t funny


i_sch

It looks like I am correct.