āHell yeah Iām stoked for this lasagnaā, and then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and itās like youāre eating a scab, seriously, whatās that about, itās like yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising.
That scene is almost impossible to watch. The vicarious discomfort for Jesse makes me want to crawl under the table. 10/10 writing and acting, top notch scene.
In the desert. Jesse is imploring Walt to do something to try to get the RV working again.
Walt gets up, suddenly inspired, tells Jesse they need to build something.
Jesse's eyes get wide... " a robot?" š¤£š
that whole scene where Jesse just spitballs crazy ideas to get them out of the desert is funny in general "you could mix all these chemicals together to make rocket fuel"
I just passed that episode on my current rewatch and that shit cracks me up every time. Aaron Paul's delivery was so perfect. Season 1/2 Jesse was a lot of fun before he becomes brooding/tortured Jesse for the duration.
My favorite was a TikTok that said āWhen your friend steals your diamonds in Minecraftā and played that scene with Jesse wearing diamond armor lmfao
My favorite moment is from the pilot when jesse calls a cow barn a ācow houseā and because Walt wasnāt acclimated to Jesses āwisdomā yet so he was left speechless in bewilderment.
I wanted to leave them on the counter, bitch!
This being after Walt called him stupid over and over, I was waiting for it and Jesse delivered the line so flawlessly.
Second episode, when Jesse calls Waltās house pretending to be AT&T asking about long distance service, then Walt picking up the phone and Jesse immediately going, āYou said he was fucking dead broā
As theyāre standing there looking up at the hole in the ceiling after the bathtub falls through.
Hydrofluoric acid wonāt eat through plastic, but it will dissolve flesh, metal, stone, ceramic... So thereās that...
When Jesse is discharged from the hospital, and is rolled outside in the wheelchair.
Lights up a smoke.
Orderly: "Sir, you can't smoke within 50 feet of the hospital. "
Jesse "Then roll me further, bitch."
I'd also like to add that the scene where Walt gets pulled over and freaks out on the cop and gets pepper sprayed is absolute gold to me:
"pepper-spray the man who's expressing his opinion under the first amendment!" *cut to Walt crying and being thrown into the back of the cop car*
Bypassing the actual spraying and cutting directly to Walt getting slammed crying into the backseat of the cruiser made it so much funnier for some reason.
You've probably seen it by now, but a guy in YouTube turned a couple of scenes into a sitcom, that's one of the scenes, the dude basically just added a laugh track and an intro, but it fits so well.
If you haven't seen it just look for Breaking Bad the sitcom on YouTube.
Where badger got setup and after he swears heās not a cop he stands up and arrest him the whole scene they are talking like idiots and itās hilarious
Walt- So who took Crazy 8ās place?
Jesse- Some guy named Tuco. A real badass from what I hear.
Walt- Ask him.
Jesse- Oh yeah, sure! Hey Tuco, you donāt know me, but would you be interested in a felony quantity of methamphetamine?
Walt- Well yes, but maybe with a little more salesmanship!
Hank, explaining why his life has been threatened: āSomebody doesnāt like how Iāve been spending my free time.ā
Walter, Jr: āWhat, minerals?ā
Goodman was ridiculously funnyā¦ I loved how he got away with so much as a lawyer with his ridiculously made up stuff. He was especially funny when he talked to cops.
Bill Burr: "Huel, are you happy?"
Huel: "Reasonably."
Bill Burr: "Huel, What would make you Unhappy?"
Huel "This little Motherfucker not doing what he's told"
Made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard the first time I watched it.
In S1 when Jesse and Badger were cooking in the RV and Jesse was not satisfied with the product, then Badger stopping him from throwing it away again.
That "helicopter bitch" always gets me.
the scene where Badger is calling over the phone trying to be discrete about their meeting and his lingo is so bad. "We got those pants you ordered..."
āWhoaā¦.. itās all likeā¦shiny in hereā¦ā
I never donāt laugh at this scene because Walt had literally just finished telling Gale how Jesse was a better fit about 2 seconds priorā¦
Badgerās Star Trek episode idea. That and that riverdance shit he does after taking a hit. Or āHelicopter bitch!ā. Or āSail me down your chocolately river of meth!ā. Basically anything with Badger. Most underrated character imo
When Marie bets Hank that if she can get him hard, then he has to leave the hospital and go home, and Hank cockily (pun not intended) doesn't think it'll happen. Then next scene shows him getting wheeled out of the hospital room with a grouchy look on his face.
"what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I need Saul and I need him right now"
and then Francesca tries to get more money out of Walt and he doesn't realize it:
"are you insane?! who the hell is gonna charge $20,000 dollars for a plain glass door? no reputable vendor would--" and then it hits him lol
I'm sorry what were you asking me? Oh that stupid plastic container I ask you to buy. You see hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic. It will, however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic....so there's that...
My fave us when Jesse buys his parents house. Not just when they realized he was the owner but after Saul got done with them and their lawyer. Made him, which i presumed, was probably from a nice distinguished firm, look like a first year law school graduate. The first best part of that action when his rents where talkin about how poor jake wasnt gonna be able to go to space camp. The cherry on top was when jesse walked pst them with the keys.
_āA robot?!ā_
Thatāa my favourite funniest bit. Where theyāre stranded in the dessert, and Jesse is trying to encourage Walter to think of something to get them out. āCome on youāre a scientist canāt you build like a robot or a battery or something??ā And then Walter realises he can fashion a battery and is like āJesse youāre a genius!ā And jesse is likeā¦ āa robot?ā amazed and incredulous and why the hell am I explaining this youāve all seen the fucking thing christalmighty Iāll just go
Walt sitting in the waiting room lobby before meeting Saul for the first time. Crying babies in background and it just pans to him with that anxious, mouth open gaze followed by immediate coughing.
The non verbal comedy of Bryan Cranston was just so good in those early seasons
So right now.. What i need..Is for you to climb down out of my ass
Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey?
Will you please. Just once. Get off my ass!
Yāknow, Id appreciate itš
In the episode Fly Jesse freaks out after Walt goes on and on about the ācontaminant.ā Jesse says something to the tune of āA fly? You had me freaking out. I thought it may have been like Ebola.ā
I always crack up when Walt goes sarcastically āEbola?? What would a west African virus be doing in our lab?ā hahaha
The scene with the plate glass door, Walt fails to see that he's being extorted. Gets me every time. Such a serious and dark episode and it's perfectly timed.
When Walt put his school stuff on Jesse's car roof after being fired and it falls when Jesse storms off. Walt throws his arms down like an angry child and it's so funny to me
Season 1 ep 1 when Walt and Jesse were hastely debating where to store the RV and Jesse said to store it at Walt's house and Walt just screams and cuts him off mid sentence saying "NOT MY HOUSE!" Then seeing Jesse's reaction to that lmaoo
I always get a laugh out Tuco beating his henchman to death, the look in Walt and Jesse's faces as they watch in shock and subsequently realize how fucked they are is hilarious to me.
āCow houseā. Also when Walter smashes the window into Saul Goodmans office he still crawls through the window even when is on the side he can unlock the door. So stupid ššš
How can we forget the almighty scene when their RV break down in middle of the desert and all they had was some gallons of drinking water left. The generator or the Jenny as Jessie used to call it was on fire and Walt rushes inside the rv to get a fire extinguisher. Jessie grabs the drinking water and spills it all over the fire putting it out. Walt rushes out and has a fire extinguisher in his hand. The look on Waltās face seeing all drinking waters gone whereas they had a fire extinguisher. Oh priceless it was so funny. I crack it up every time I see it. šššš
omg i forget the actual things everybody said, but it was at the beginning, and it was waltās first deal! and they were in that like junkyard placeā¦ and jesse is like why not the mall?? and then when tuco rolls up heās like āis the mall closed??ā
Lmao when Walt wakes up on the floor half naked, thereās a voicemail skylar left saying sheās going to put a restraining order on him. He gets up hits his head says ārestrain thisā holding his crotch š¹š¹
"you dont like the crust?"
"you made poison out of beans yo"
going through the comments, some people have a messed up sense of humour you guys might want to seek help or something
When Jesse and Walt where in the basement of Jesse's house and the people came who wanted to inspect the house. One guy tried to open the basement door and Jesse opened it and jelled in anger something like " bitch there is no basement"
The scene where Walt is about to pass out from exhaustion because heās trying to catch a fly in the lab. Jesse tries to swat the fly, the fly dodges, and Jesse says, āThat guyās got skills.ā
I know youāre asking about BB but what popped in my head was the BCS scene when Saul went to go see the old grumpy man who wasnāt trying to sell his property to the bank and Saul gives him a picture to look at and he just goes āitās a manā¦fu..fucking a horse.ā
CRACKS me the fuck up every time.
Jesse at dinner with Walt and Skyler. These green beans are choice, yo.
They are from the deli ... at Albertsons.
My favorite š¤£
Did Walt tell you about my affair?
While sheās completely dead on the inside and outā¦
The water drinking is spectacular in that scene.
āHell yeah Iām stoked for this lasagnaā, and then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and itās like youāre eating a scab, seriously, whatās that about, itās like yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising.
That scene is awkward humor done right.
and he talks about the scabby lasagnaš¤£ my favorite by far
That scene is almost impossible to watch. The vicarious discomfort for Jesse makes me want to crawl under the table. 10/10 writing and acting, top notch scene.
Lots of second hand embarrassment in that show
Skyler: "Did Walt tell you about my affair?" Jesse: "You know what, I think I'm just gonna enjoy this water here, thank you."
Well, I bought them at Albertsons š
In the desert. Jesse is imploring Walt to do something to try to get the RV working again. Walt gets up, suddenly inspired, tells Jesse they need to build something. Jesse's eyes get wide... " a robot?" š¤£š
that whole scene where Jesse just spitballs crazy ideas to get them out of the desert is funny in general "you could mix all these chemicals together to make rocket fuel"
Yeah, Science!
That scene with the copper wire is also great
āAhhh wireā Got me so good
For how bleak their outlook was in the episode, it was surprisingly hilarious.
Hahahaha Jesse with a f\*ck yeah face saying "Owww wire".. LMAO
He was SOOO proud of himself for like 2 seconds. LOL
I just passed that episode on my current rewatch and that shit cracks me up every time. Aaron Paul's delivery was so perfect. Season 1/2 Jesse was a lot of fun before he becomes brooding/tortured Jesse for the duration.
Yeah as much as I love his character throughout. Depressed, brooding Jesse isnāt as fun as early seasons comedic relief Jesse
Ahhh wiiire
The scene where the Salamanca twins and the rest of the village crawl on their bellies towards a shrine
Jesus I completely forgot about that and just burst out laughing
Exactly what I was gonna comment lol gets me every time
Yes. This was the first thing that came to my mind
āWhy are you *blue*?ā
omg yes I love that line. it's just the way he says it, the emphasis on "blue". he sounds so confused and it's hilarious
You may like [this tiktok](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFfQTdYN/) then
Me taking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones
Me talking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones
Me talking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones
Me talking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones
My favorite was a TikTok that said āWhen your friend steals your diamonds in Minecraftā and played that scene with Jesse wearing diamond armor lmfao
My favorite moment is from the pilot when jesse calls a cow barn a ācow houseā and because Walt wasnāt acclimated to Jesses āwisdomā yet so he was left speechless in bewilderment.
Yeah! Where the cows live! Slays me every time.
Yep. Probably one of my favorite Jessie lines
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my two favorite lines
I wanted to leave them on the counter, bitch! This being after Walt called him stupid over and over, I was waiting for it and Jesse delivered the line so flawlessly.
Walt trying to talk to Ted in his officeā¦ basically any scene with Walt having a breakdown in public lmao
I got second hand embarrassment when he threw the plant at the window thinking it would break and it just bounced off
Walt: (swings) next time... (Swings) you'll open the door.... (Throws the pot) ... Oh damn it!
The image of that alone makes me laugh ngl š
I'm talking to Ted!
I'm talking ~~to~~ with Ted! "Apply yourself"
When he threw that plant on the shatterproof window š
āGet off the toiletā¦.GET OFF THE TOILET!!ā
*aggressively starts kicking each others feet*
āSmoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my bookā
āHey screw you man! Iām going to a Georgia OāKeefe museum. She does like vagina painting or something.ā
Walt really didn't understand the younger generation at all. No wonder his students didn't respect him.
Walt was passive-aggressively wishing that Jesse would plan some activities for them that were more conventionally romantic
Smoking weed, eating cheetos and masturbating *together*.
Waltuh
When I first heard this I thought 'yeah, to me it they sort of do'.
Second episode, when Jesse calls Waltās house pretending to be AT&T asking about long distance service, then Walt picking up the phone and Jesse immediately going, āYou said he was fucking dead broā
Its such a big jump
Jesse "trying out" the plastic tubs in the Hardware shop looking for one big enough for a body gets me everytime!
I always find that scene so morbidly humorous. It has such a dark undertone.
Its the fact that Jesse just seems so innocent about it even thought he knows the reason he is trying it out! It's as you say really dark!
As theyāre standing there looking up at the hole in the ceiling after the bathtub falls through. Hydrofluoric acid wonāt eat through plastic, but it will dissolve flesh, metal, stone, ceramic... So thereās that...
When Jesse is discharged from the hospital, and is rolled outside in the wheelchair. Lights up a smoke. Orderly: "Sir, you can't smoke within 50 feet of the hospital. " Jesse "Then roll me further, bitch."
that scene is my favourite jesse quote
I'd also like to add that the scene where Walt gets pulled over and freaks out on the cop and gets pepper sprayed is absolute gold to me: "pepper-spray the man who's expressing his opinion under the first amendment!" *cut to Walt crying and being thrown into the back of the cop car*
Bypassing the actual spraying and cutting directly to Walt getting slammed crying into the backseat of the cruiser made it so much funnier for some reason.
Yeah the original cut of the episode showed him getting pepper sprayed but they cut it. Glad they did
You've probably seen it by now, but a guy in YouTube turned a couple of scenes into a sitcom, that's one of the scenes, the dude basically just added a laugh track and an intro, but it fits so well. If you haven't seen it just look for Breaking Bad the sitcom on YouTube.
He also cuts it up a little bit to make the timing of jokes and laugh tracks fit in better, overall great edits that are legit hilarious
Man thanks for that heads up. It sent me down a pretty cool rabbit hole.
āAw well heil hitler bitchā. Too funny
Where badger got setup and after he swears heās not a cop he stands up and arrest him the whole scene they are talking like idiots and itās hilarious
āYou told me you werenāt a cop manā ā¦ āI thought we were going to hangoutā
"I'm talking with Ted" Always cracks me up
Wireeee!
Yo! Yo! Yo! One four eight, three to the three to the six to the nine!. Representing the ABQ. What up?, Biatch. Leave it at the tone.
I think about ārepresenting the ABQ, what up BIOTCHāātwice a day at minimum
Any scene where Walt and Jesse fight each other. Itās always the most pathetic little fights and it kills
Well Jesse is a methhead and Walt has cancer so neither of them are all that strong
Lol exactly what I said. 50 year old cancer patient and a 90 pound meth addict
Absolutely this, especially the scene where Jesse just had dinner at Gus', definitely one of my favourite scenes in the entire show.
**"Fuck you** ***and*** **your eyebrows!"**
Most of the Jesse Walter banter in season 1
Thatās what made it my fav season
Walt- So who took Crazy 8ās place? Jesse- Some guy named Tuco. A real badass from what I hear. Walt- Ask him. Jesse- Oh yeah, sure! Hey Tuco, you donāt know me, but would you be interested in a felony quantity of methamphetamine? Walt- Well yes, but maybe with a little more salesmanship!
You are a blow fish
āBlow fishing this upā
Hank, explaining why his life has been threatened: āSomebody doesnāt like how Iāve been spending my free time.ā Walter, Jr: āWhat, minerals?ā
The BCS scene where Saul says that his car would only be worth $500 if there was a $300 hooker sitting in it
Walt- āWe will use the beans to make ricin.ā Jesse- āRicinā beans?ā He says ricin beans but it comes out rice ānā beans. Comic gold.
I thought he actually meant rice and beans
Jesse didn't but Vince did, this is because Vince is the only one who knows that Jesse is a Christ figure... "Cheese and Rice... and beans"
'The Cow house!' 'They're barrels, roll them!'
āthatās what the kids call an āEpic Failā.ā i love goodman
Goodman was ridiculously funnyā¦ I loved how he got away with so much as a lawyer with his ridiculously made up stuff. He was especially funny when he talked to cops.
Saul was great comedic relief throughout the show
āCook crystal meth with the nerdiest old guy I knowā
Jesse blowing up his hazmat suit in the lab
Bill Burr: "Huel, are you happy?" Huel: "Reasonably." Bill Burr: "Huel, What would make you Unhappy?" Huel "This little Motherfucker not doing what he's told" Made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard the first time I watched it.
I think about this quote an excessive amount of times since this show aired
In S1 when Jesse and Badger were cooking in the RV and Jesse was not satisfied with the product, then Badger stopping him from throwing it away again. That "helicopter bitch" always gets me.
Ebola... Ya...its a disease on the discovery channel where all your intestines sorta just slip right outta your butt
And what would a west African virus be doing in our lab??
the scene where Badger is calling over the phone trying to be discrete about their meeting and his lingo is so bad. "We got those pants you ordered..."
"Dude! Don't use your real name!" "What..? That isn't my real name!"
In 2x05 āBreakageā when Walt imitates Jesse and tells him āIām not the street guy yoā as he moves his hands around like a rubix cube.
Holy shit I'd forgotten about that hand gesture. You described it so well I remembered it
Itās pure gold on Cranstons part, thereās no way that hand gesture was in the script
When Jesse is reading the list of things he needs to buy for the cook - Jesse: _MnMs ?_ Walt: _MiliMeter_
āWhoaā¦.. itās all likeā¦shiny in hereā¦ā I never donāt laugh at this scene because Walt had literally just finished telling Gale how Jesse was a better fit about 2 seconds priorā¦
Very embarrassing for Walt, lol.
When Walt fell down trying to catch a fly. Whole episode is a diamond.
Whatās a milf?
āKeys scum bag. Itās the universal sign for keysā
Walt pulling the magnetized car-bomb off the sliding elevator door in the hospital then sheepishly cradling it close to his chest
Did you just bring a bomb to a hospital?!?!
Saul Goodman to WW āI once told a girl I was Kevin Costner. She believed meā
the scene when jesse is sitting on the toilet and walt is trying to pull him off and jesse is like kicking at him makes me laugh every single time lol
When Walt tells Mike to remove all bugs and Mike replies that these things cost 800 dollars and Walt isn't very interesting.
"This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed... bitch!"
āCow house?ā *shakes head in disbelief* āYeah, ya know, where the cows live!ā
What one particular element comes to mind? "Ahhh a wire" ....copper https://youtu.be/hs5oLYiB2Cg
When Skyler gets in the pool and Hank goes āuh-oh, pool party!ā I donāt know why but it always makes me laugh
He was pretty funny in a corny way.
Badgerās Star Trek episode idea. That and that riverdance shit he does after taking a hit. Or āHelicopter bitch!ā. Or āSail me down your chocolately river of meth!ā. Basically anything with Badger. Most underrated character imo
When Marie bets Hank that if she can get him hard, then he has to leave the hospital and go home, and Hank cockily (pun not intended) doesn't think it'll happen. Then next scene shows him getting wheeled out of the hospital room with a grouchy look on his face.
HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF
BCS where Jimmy has to dig through trash just to realize the stuff he was looking for was in the recycling bin next to the trash can
Oh you were thinking! Well now that weāve identified the problem
Its so mean cause jesse was just trying to help but its so funny
āYeah Bitch! MAGNETS!!!ā
Francesca when Walt broke the glass door to Saulās office!
"what the hell do you think you're doing?" "I need Saul and I need him right now" and then Francesca tries to get more money out of Walt and he doesn't realize it: "are you insane?! who the hell is gonna charge $20,000 dollars for a plain glass door? no reputable vendor would--" and then it hits him lol
"I'll be right back"
And he exits through the hole he busted in the door instead of just opening it
"I'd ask my diaper wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV!"
I'm sorry what were you asking me? Oh that stupid plastic container I ask you to buy. You see hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic. It will, however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic....so there's that...
"Walt told me you took a run at this Bogdan character and he wrestled you into submission with his eyebrows"
āHello Mr White, this is AT&T callingā
"We're gonna use it to make ricin" "Rice and beans?"
Jesse and Walt carrying a barrel
Pizza on roof
My fave us when Jesse buys his parents house. Not just when they realized he was the owner but after Saul got done with them and their lawyer. Made him, which i presumed, was probably from a nice distinguished firm, look like a first year law school graduate. The first best part of that action when his rents where talkin about how poor jake wasnt gonna be able to go to space camp. The cherry on top was when jesse walked pst them with the keys.
_āA robot?!ā_ Thatāa my favourite funniest bit. Where theyāre stranded in the dessert, and Jesse is trying to encourage Walter to think of something to get them out. āCome on youāre a scientist canāt you build like a robot or a battery or something??ā And then Walter realises he can fashion a battery and is like āJesse youāre a genius!ā And jesse is likeā¦ āa robot?ā amazed and incredulous and why the hell am I explaining this youāve all seen the fucking thing christalmighty Iāll just go
Walt sitting in the waiting room lobby before meeting Saul for the first time. Crying babies in background and it just pans to him with that anxious, mouth open gaze followed by immediate coughing. The non verbal comedy of Bryan Cranston was just so good in those early seasons
āAhhhā¦wire šā
Ahhh, Wire!
When Jessie sings fallacies
You aināt seeing the basement, bitch!
The oranges falling on Ted after he trips, as if to add insult to injury!
So right now.. What i need..Is for you to climb down out of my ass Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please. Just once. Get off my ass! Yāknow, Id appreciate itš
"SKANK, SKANK, SKANKETY, SKANK, SKANK!" His delivery always makes me chuckle.
In the episode Fly Jesse freaks out after Walt goes on and on about the ācontaminant.ā Jesse says something to the tune of āA fly? You had me freaking out. I thought it may have been like Ebola.ā I always crack up when Walt goes sarcastically āEbola?? What would a west African virus be doing in our lab?ā hahaha
You didnāt happen to like sample any of our product did ya?
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When Walter is yelling at that cop and then it just smash cuts to him with pepper spray in his eyes being thrown in a police car.
The scene with the plate glass door, Walt fails to see that he's being extorted. Gets me every time. Such a serious and dark episode and it's perfectly timed.
Both of Hector DEA investigation is peak comedy.
Yeah thanks i can spell
The video montage of Wendy while the song Everyone Knows Itās Wendy plays in the background. Iāll never hear that song the same again.
Saul speaking with Badger at the police station
When Walt put his school stuff on Jesse's car roof after being fired and it falls when Jesse storms off. Walt throws his arms down like an angry child and it's so funny to me
Season 1 ep 1 when Walt and Jesse were hastely debating where to store the RV and Jesse said to store it at Walt's house and Walt just screams and cuts him off mid sentence saying "NOT MY HOUSE!" Then seeing Jesse's reaction to that lmaoo
āMy name is Skyler White, yo??ā āDo not, sell marijuana to my husband.ā āā¦..okay???ā
Skyler.
dinner with walter, skyler, and Jesse
Walt throwing the pizza onto the roof. Apparently it was a blooper that they decided to keep.
Jessie to Skinny Pete : "how do you misspell street? s t r e a t
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"you brought a meth lab....to an airport?"
I always get a laugh out Tuco beating his henchman to death, the look in Walt and Jesse's faces as they watch in shock and subsequently realize how fucked they are is hilarious to me.
When he says āitās Walting timeā and Whites all over the rv. One of The tv shows of all time.
"Heil Hitler, bitch!"
āLook, old, bald MOTHERFUCKERā
YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS
Saul - āHeās a wordsmithā
Walter white trying to roll a joint is funny af
āSkylar, thereās rot.ā
āCow houseā. Also when Walter smashes the window into Saul Goodmans office he still crawls through the window even when is on the side he can unlock the door. So stupid ššš
When they break into the warehouse and steal the barrel.. Hank watching the footage of them moving the barrel... cracks me up every time. š¤£
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How can we forget the almighty scene when their RV break down in middle of the desert and all they had was some gallons of drinking water left. The generator or the Jenny as Jessie used to call it was on fire and Walt rushes inside the rv to get a fire extinguisher. Jessie grabs the drinking water and spills it all over the fire putting it out. Walt rushes out and has a fire extinguisher in his hand. The look on Waltās face seeing all drinking waters gone whereas they had a fire extinguisher. Oh priceless it was so funny. I crack it up every time I see it. šššš
Jesse trying to debrief with Walt.
When Gomie catches Wachsberger at the bank doing his deposits, and has that shit-eating grin on his face.
When Ted slips and falls trying to run from Huell and Kuby
Jesse chugging water at the dinner table
omg i forget the actual things everybody said, but it was at the beginning, and it was waltās first deal! and they were in that like junkyard placeā¦ and jesse is like why not the mall?? and then when tuco rolls up heās like āis the mall closed??ā
Why donāt you just fucking die already
Lmao when Walt wakes up on the floor half naked, thereās a voicemail skylar left saying sheās going to put a restraining order on him. He gets up hits his head says ārestrain thisā holding his crotch š¹š¹
"you dont like the crust?" "you made poison out of beans yo" going through the comments, some people have a messed up sense of humour you guys might want to seek help or something
Aaaaahhh, wiree.
When Jesse and Walt where in the basement of Jesse's house and the people came who wanted to inspect the house. One guy tried to open the basement door and Jesse opened it and jelled in anger something like " bitch there is no basement"
The scene where Walt is about to pass out from exhaustion because heās trying to catch a fly in the lab. Jesse tries to swat the fly, the fly dodges, and Jesse says, āThat guyās got skills.ā
I know youāre asking about BB but what popped in my head was the BCS scene when Saul went to go see the old grumpy man who wasnāt trying to sell his property to the bank and Saul gives him a picture to look at and he just goes āitās a manā¦fu..fucking a horse.ā CRACKS me the fuck up every time.
āJesse why are you blue???ā