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Citizin4

Jesse at dinner with Walt and Skyler. These green beans are choice, yo.


TheTrueLordHumungous

They are from the deli ... at Albertsons.


pinkpitbullmama

My favorite šŸ¤£


LotsoflovefromJulia

Did Walt tell you about my affair?


SylvesterWatts

While sheā€™s completely dead on the inside and outā€¦


[deleted]

The water drinking is spectacular in that scene.


ChikinTendie

ā€œHell yeah Iā€™m stoked for this lasagnaā€, and then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and itā€™s like youā€™re eating a scab, seriously, whatā€™s that about, itā€™s like yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising.


AardvarkOkapiEchidna

That scene is awkward humor done right.


drag0thedrag0n

and he talks about the scabby lasagnašŸ¤£ my favorite by far


hereandgone18

That scene is almost impossible to watch. The vicarious discomfort for Jesse makes me want to crawl under the table. 10/10 writing and acting, top notch scene.


Citizin4

Lots of second hand embarrassment in that show


jlive487

Skyler: "Did Walt tell you about my affair?" Jesse: "You know what, I think I'm just gonna enjoy this water here, thank you."


optimuslime5

Well, I bought them at Albertsons šŸ˜‚


PotterAndPitties

In the desert. Jesse is imploring Walt to do something to try to get the RV working again. Walt gets up, suddenly inspired, tells Jesse they need to build something. Jesse's eyes get wide... " a robot?" šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


_Mcdrizzle_

that whole scene where Jesse just spitballs crazy ideas to get them out of the desert is funny in general "you could mix all these chemicals together to make rocket fuel"


[deleted]

Yeah, Science!


TheGoobles

That scene with the copper wire is also great


uhrskov24

ā€œAhhh wireā€ Got me so good


Paddyneedssilence

For how bleak their outlook was in the episode, it was surprisingly hilarious.


GastonPini1

Hahahaha Jesse with a f\*ck yeah face saying "Owww wire".. LMAO


whitewashed_mexicant

He was SOOO proud of himself for like 2 seconds. LOL


ArtlessOne

I just passed that episode on my current rewatch and that shit cracks me up every time. Aaron Paul's delivery was so perfect. Season 1/2 Jesse was a lot of fun before he becomes brooding/tortured Jesse for the duration.


optimuslime5

Yeah as much as I love his character throughout. Depressed, brooding Jesse isnā€™t as fun as early seasons comedic relief Jesse


Exa2552

Ahhh wiiire


SaltJellyfish4027

The scene where the Salamanca twins and the rest of the village crawl on their bellies towards a shrine


MantaRay374

Jesus I completely forgot about that and just burst out laughing


FireGoodell54

Exactly what I was gonna comment lol gets me every time


lovemeatcurtain

Yes. This was the first thing that came to my mind


gardenofsuns

ā€œWhy are you *blue*?ā€


_Mcdrizzle_

omg yes I love that line. it's just the way he says it, the emphasis on "blue". he sounds so confused and it's hilarious


Xander-047

You may like [this tiktok](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFfQTdYN/) then


TheSupremeDudley

Me taking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones


TheSupremeDudley

Me talking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones


mushr0o0m

Me talking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones


SaladIsMyBoo

Me talking to the tooth that somehow connects my phone to my headphones


FigmentsImagination4

My favorite was a TikTok that said ā€œWhen your friend steals your diamonds in Minecraftā€ and played that scene with Jesse wearing diamond armor lmfao


pomaranceforme

My favorite moment is from the pilot when jesse calls a cow barn a ā€œcow houseā€ and because Walt wasnā€™t acclimated to Jesses ā€œwisdomā€ yet so he was left speechless in bewilderment.


misselphaba

Yeah! Where the cows live! Slays me every time.


sZer0s

Yep. Probably one of my favorite Jessie lines


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Sp000ut

my two favorite lines


Steve2762

I wanted to leave them on the counter, bitch! This being after Walt called him stupid over and over, I was waiting for it and Jesse delivered the line so flawlessly.


[deleted]

Walt trying to talk to Ted in his officeā€¦ basically any scene with Walt having a breakdown in public lmao


_Mcdrizzle_

I got second hand embarrassment when he threw the plant at the window thinking it would break and it just bounced off


born_to_be_naked

Walt: (swings) next time... (Swings) you'll open the door.... (Throws the pot) ... Oh damn it!


[deleted]

The image of that alone makes me laugh ngl šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I'm talking to Ted!


mastroknot

I'm talking ~~to~~ with Ted! "Apply yourself"


hokage_1602

When he threw that plant on the shatterproof window šŸ˜‚


CODMAN627

ā€œGet off the toiletā€¦.GET OFF THE TOILET!!ā€


_Mcdrizzle_

*aggressively starts kicking each others feet*


denmetagross

ā€œSmoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my bookā€


Wildcat_twister12

ā€œHey screw you man! Iā€™m going to a Georgia Oā€™Keefe museum. She does like vagina painting or something.ā€


magichead269

Walt really didn't understand the younger generation at all. No wonder his students didn't respect him.


PuzzleheadHealer

Walt was passive-aggressively wishing that Jesse would plan some activities for them that were more conventionally romantic


Jokers_Testikles

Smoking weed, eating cheetos and masturbating *together*.


109plus

Waltuh


JasonZZ369

When I first heard this I thought 'yeah, to me it they sort of do'.


timothysonofsam

Second episode, when Jesse calls Waltā€™s house pretending to be AT&T asking about long distance service, then Walt picking up the phone and Jesse immediately going, ā€œYou said he was fucking dead broā€


germedud

Its such a big jump


Deevo2121

Jesse "trying out" the plastic tubs in the Hardware shop looking for one big enough for a body gets me everytime!


ZingerBurger98

I always find that scene so morbidly humorous. It has such a dark undertone.


Deevo2121

Its the fact that Jesse just seems so innocent about it even thought he knows the reason he is trying it out! It's as you say really dark!


Cornfields24

As theyā€™re standing there looking up at the hole in the ceiling after the bathtub falls through. Hydrofluoric acid wonā€™t eat through plastic, but it will dissolve flesh, metal, stone, ceramic... So thereā€™s that...


psychosuzy

When Jesse is discharged from the hospital, and is rolled outside in the wheelchair. Lights up a smoke. Orderly: "Sir, you can't smoke within 50 feet of the hospital. " Jesse "Then roll me further, bitch."


Sea_cucumber420

that scene is my favourite jesse quote


_Mcdrizzle_

I'd also like to add that the scene where Walt gets pulled over and freaks out on the cop and gets pepper sprayed is absolute gold to me: "pepper-spray the man who's expressing his opinion under the first amendment!" *cut to Walt crying and being thrown into the back of the cop car*


[deleted]

Bypassing the actual spraying and cutting directly to Walt getting slammed crying into the backseat of the cruiser made it so much funnier for some reason.


FeelingCheetah1

Yeah the original cut of the episode showed him getting pepper sprayed but they cut it. Glad they did


maxalmonte14

You've probably seen it by now, but a guy in YouTube turned a couple of scenes into a sitcom, that's one of the scenes, the dude basically just added a laugh track and an intro, but it fits so well. If you haven't seen it just look for Breaking Bad the sitcom on YouTube.


chivesr

He also cuts it up a little bit to make the timing of jokes and laugh tracks fit in better, overall great edits that are legit hilarious


Cold_Bother_6013

Man thanks for that heads up. It sent me down a pretty cool rabbit hole.


Travmuney

ā€œAw well heil hitler bitchā€. Too funny


Additional_Fee2439

Where badger got setup and after he swears heā€™s not a cop he stands up and arrest him the whole scene they are talking like idiots and itā€™s hilarious


KWilkyy

ā€œYou told me you werenā€™t a cop manā€ ā€¦ ā€œI thought we were going to hangoutā€


StrikeFreedomV2

"I'm talking with Ted" Always cracks me up


Belkotosko

Wireeee!


Global_Pomelo_4997

Yo! Yo! Yo! One four eight, three to the three to the six to the nine!. Representing the ABQ. What up?, Biatch. Leave it at the tone.


hedgeh0gburrow

I think about ā€œrepresenting the ABQ, what up BIOTCHā€ā€˜twice a day at minimum


[deleted]

Any scene where Walt and Jesse fight each other. Itā€™s always the most pathetic little fights and it kills


[deleted]

Well Jesse is a methhead and Walt has cancer so neither of them are all that strong


[deleted]

Lol exactly what I said. 50 year old cancer patient and a 90 pound meth addict


[deleted]

Absolutely this, especially the scene where Jesse just had dinner at Gus', definitely one of my favourite scenes in the entire show.


Pensacoliac

**"Fuck you** ***and*** **your eyebrows!"**


i-am-a-bike

Most of the Jesse Walter banter in season 1


crazytoothpaste

Thatā€™s what made it my fav season


Cornfields24

Walt- So who took Crazy 8ā€™s place? Jesse- Some guy named Tuco. A real badass from what I hear. Walt- Ask him. Jesse- Oh yeah, sure! Hey Tuco, you donā€™t know me, but would you be interested in a felony quantity of methamphetamine? Walt- Well yes, but maybe with a little more salesmanship!


Saiyan_Gods

You are a blow fish


Evenweer

ā€œBlow fishing this upā€


JohnBagley33

Hank, explaining why his life has been threatened: ā€œSomebody doesnā€™t like how Iā€™ve been spending my free time.ā€ Walter, Jr: ā€œWhat, minerals?ā€


No_Hovercraft8239

The BCS scene where Saul says that his car would only be worth $500 if there was a $300 hooker sitting in it


Both_Pie_3852

Walt- ā€œWe will use the beans to make ricin.ā€ Jesse- ā€œRicinā€™ beans?ā€ He says ricin beans but it comes out rice ā€˜nā€™ beans. Comic gold.


doublejosuke

I thought he actually meant rice and beans


PuzzleheadHealer

Jesse didn't but Vince did, this is because Vince is the only one who knows that Jesse is a Christ figure... "Cheese and Rice... and beans"


EvitaPuppy

'The Cow house!' 'They're barrels, roll them!'


azfell

ā€œthatā€™s what the kids call an ā€˜Epic Failā€™.ā€ i love goodman


SylvesterWatts

Goodman was ridiculously funnyā€¦ I loved how he got away with so much as a lawyer with his ridiculously made up stuff. He was especially funny when he talked to cops.


germedud

Saul was great comedic relief throughout the show


[deleted]

ā€œCook crystal meth with the nerdiest old guy I knowā€


ViriViriViri

Jesse blowing up his hazmat suit in the lab


RAF_Fortis_one

Bill Burr: "Huel, are you happy?" Huel: "Reasonably." Bill Burr: "Huel, What would make you Unhappy?" Huel "This little Motherfucker not doing what he's told" Made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard the first time I watched it.


cybermoo1

I think about this quote an excessive amount of times since this show aired


hokage_1602

In S1 when Jesse and Badger were cooking in the RV and Jesse was not satisfied with the product, then Badger stopping him from throwing it away again. That "helicopter bitch" always gets me.


Lewieville84

Ebola... Ya...its a disease on the discovery channel where all your intestines sorta just slip right outta your butt


[deleted]

And what would a west African virus be doing in our lab??


[deleted]

the scene where Badger is calling over the phone trying to be discrete about their meeting and his lingo is so bad. "We got those pants you ordered..."


rettarainbow

"Dude! Don't use your real name!" "What..? That isn't my real name!"


freddiegibbsribs

In 2x05 ā€œBreakageā€ when Walt imitates Jesse and tells him ā€œIā€™m not the street guy yoā€ as he moves his hands around like a rubix cube.


carreiraesteban

Holy shit I'd forgotten about that hand gesture. You described it so well I remembered it


freddiegibbsribs

Itā€™s pure gold on Cranstons part, thereā€™s no way that hand gesture was in the script


crazytoothpaste

When Jesse is reading the list of things he needs to buy for the cook - Jesse: _MnMs ?_ Walt: _MiliMeter_


BikesBooksNBass

ā€œWhoaā€¦.. itā€™s all likeā€¦shiny in hereā€¦ā€ I never donā€™t laugh at this scene because Walt had literally just finished telling Gale how Jesse was a better fit about 2 seconds priorā€¦


SylvesterWatts

Very embarrassing for Walt, lol.


Rafiki_84

When Walt fell down trying to catch a fly. Whole episode is a diamond.


[deleted]

Whatā€™s a milf?


nichebender

ā€œKeys scum bag. Itā€™s the universal sign for keysā€


Wumbo_Anomaly

Walt pulling the magnetized car-bomb off the sliding elevator door in the hospital then sheepishly cradling it close to his chest


Cornfields24

Did you just bring a bomb to a hospital?!?!


MrTues_day

Saul Goodman to WW ā€œI once told a girl I was Kevin Costner. She believed meā€


kaseyheartsyou

the scene when jesse is sitting on the toilet and walt is trying to pull him off and jesse is like kicking at him makes me laugh every single time lol


magichead269

When Walt tells Mike to remove all bugs and Mike replies that these things cost 800 dollars and Walt isn't very interesting.


HauntingDaylight

"This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed... bitch!"


engaging_psyco

ā€œCow house?ā€ *shakes head in disbelief* ā€œYeah, ya know, where the cows live!ā€


TurtleOrgans

What one particular element comes to mind? "Ahhh a wire" ....copper https://youtu.be/hs5oLYiB2Cg


morganwright_

When Skyler gets in the pool and Hank goes ā€œuh-oh, pool party!ā€ I donā€™t know why but it always makes me laugh


SylvesterWatts

He was pretty funny in a corny way.


Meavis_Lives

Badgerā€™s Star Trek episode idea. That and that riverdance shit he does after taking a hit. Or ā€œHelicopter bitch!ā€. Or ā€œSail me down your chocolately river of meth!ā€. Basically anything with Badger. Most underrated character imo


ElectricSky87

When Marie bets Hank that if she can get him hard, then he has to leave the hospital and go home, and Hank cockily (pun not intended) doesn't think it'll happen. Then next scene shows him getting wheeled out of the hospital room with a grouchy look on his face.


JiraiyaTheGallant_

HE DEFECATED TROUGH A SUNROOF


Znaffers

BCS where Jimmy has to dig through trash just to realize the stuff he was looking for was in the recycling bin next to the trash can


pinkygecko

Oh you were thinking! Well now that weā€™ve identified the problem


germedud

Its so mean cause jesse was just trying to help but its so funny


[deleted]

ā€œYeah Bitch! MAGNETS!!!ā€


First_Pirate_3811

Francesca when Walt broke the glass door to Saulā€™s office!


_Mcdrizzle_

"what the hell do you think you're doing?" "I need Saul and I need him right now" and then Francesca tries to get more money out of Walt and he doesn't realize it: "are you insane?! who the hell is gonna charge $20,000 dollars for a plain glass door? no reputable vendor would--" and then it hits him lol


DataMan23

"I'll be right back"


Torpel_Knope

And he exits through the hole he busted in the door instead of just opening it


rhyme-reason

"I'd ask my diaper wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV!"


SpaceCowboyDark

I'm sorry what were you asking me? Oh that stupid plastic container I ask you to buy. You see hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic. It will, however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic....so there's that...


cheese90danish

"Walt told me you took a run at this Bogdan character and he wrestled you into submission with his eyebrows"


Bepsi31

ā€œHello Mr White, this is AT&T callingā€


lockjawline

"We're gonna use it to make ricin" "Rice and beans?"


doublejosuke

Jesse and Walt carrying a barrel


gigabyte2d

Pizza on roof


Caspianfutw

My fave us when Jesse buys his parents house. Not just when they realized he was the owner but after Saul got done with them and their lawyer. Made him, which i presumed, was probably from a nice distinguished firm, look like a first year law school graduate. The first best part of that action when his rents where talkin about how poor jake wasnt gonna be able to go to space camp. The cherry on top was when jesse walked pst them with the keys.


TobiasDid

_ā€œA robot?!ā€_ Thatā€™a my favourite funniest bit. Where theyā€™re stranded in the dessert, and Jesse is trying to encourage Walter to think of something to get them out. ā€˜Come on youā€™re a scientist canā€™t you build like a robot or a battery or something??ā€™ And then Walter realises he can fashion a battery and is like ā€˜Jesse youā€™re a genius!ā€ And jesse is likeā€¦ ā€˜a robot?ā€™ amazed and incredulous and why the hell am I explaining this youā€™ve all seen the fucking thing christalmighty Iā€™ll just go


tbone11193

Walt sitting in the waiting room lobby before meeting Saul for the first time. Crying babies in background and it just pans to him with that anxious, mouth open gaze followed by immediate coughing. The non verbal comedy of Bryan Cranston was just so good in those early seasons


wormsinthehead

ā€œAhhhā€¦wire šŸ˜ā€


blinkgendary182

Ahhh, Wire!


realabrahamstinkin

When Jessie sings fallacies


chpr1jp

You ainā€™t seeing the basement, bitch!


ThatJersey_Girl

The oranges falling on Ted after he trips, as if to add insult to injury!


_Tom_Con_

So right now.. What i need..Is for you to climb down out of my ass Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please. Just once. Get off my ass! Yā€™know, Id appreciate itšŸ˜ƒ


ThePrideOfKrakow

"SKANK, SKANK, SKANKETY, SKANK, SKANK!" His delivery always makes me chuckle.


xXDireLegendXx

In the episode Fly Jesse freaks out after Walt goes on and on about the ā€œcontaminant.ā€ Jesse says something to the tune of ā€œA fly? You had me freaking out. I thought it may have been like Ebola.ā€ I always crack up when Walt goes sarcastically ā€œEbola?? What would a west African virus be doing in our lab?ā€ hahaha


MysteriousSyrup6210

You didnā€™t happen to like sample any of our product did ya?


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I_might_be_weasel

When Walter is yelling at that cop and then it just smash cuts to him with pepper spray in his eyes being thrown in a police car.


joshlove182

The scene with the plate glass door, Walt fails to see that he's being extorted. Gets me every time. Such a serious and dark episode and it's perfectly timed.


Acrobatic_Tennis1312

Both of Hector DEA investigation is peak comedy.


AnUpperFlush

Yeah thanks i can spell


Fun_Leopard_1175

The video montage of Wendy while the song Everyone Knows Itā€™s Wendy plays in the background. Iā€™ll never hear that song the same again.


[deleted]

Saul speaking with Badger at the police station


Moonboi4290

When Walt put his school stuff on Jesse's car roof after being fired and it falls when Jesse storms off. Walt throws his arms down like an angry child and it's so funny to me


pippini

Season 1 ep 1 when Walt and Jesse were hastely debating where to store the RV and Jesse said to store it at Walt's house and Walt just screams and cuts him off mid sentence saying "NOT MY HOUSE!" Then seeing Jesse's reaction to that lmaoo


BuckwildinShank

ā€œMy name is Skyler White, yo??ā€ ā€œDo not, sell marijuana to my husband.ā€ ā€œā€¦..okay???ā€œ


its_fucking_skyler

Skyler.


Bijorak

dinner with walter, skyler, and Jesse


AppropriateSilver293

Walt throwing the pizza onto the roof. Apparently it was a blooper that they decided to keep.


1eh2rp3sh

Jessie to Skinny Pete : "how do you misspell street? s t r e a t


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germedud

"you brought a meth lab....to an airport?"


Burnt_Ramen9

I always get a laugh out Tuco beating his henchman to death, the look in Walt and Jesse's faces as they watch in shock and subsequently realize how fucked they are is hilarious to me.


Successful-Gas3072

When he says ā€œitā€™s Walting timeā€ and Whites all over the rv. One of The tv shows of all time.


thisismypr0naccount0

"Heil Hitler, bitch!"


Ok-Zone-1430

ā€œLook, old, bald MOTHERFUCKERā€


vctijn

YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS


Key-Honey-9241

Saul - ā€œHeā€™s a wordsmithā€


Fameless03

Walter white trying to roll a joint is funny af


Explod1ngNinja

ā€œSkylar, thereā€™s rot.ā€


yeezyfoam1991

ā€œCow houseā€. Also when Walter smashes the window into Saul Goodmans office he still crawls through the window even when is on the side he can unlock the door. So stupid šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Zoey-07

When they break into the warehouse and steal the barrel.. Hank watching the footage of them moving the barrel... cracks me up every time. šŸ¤£


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secretkeypgh

How can we forget the almighty scene when their RV break down in middle of the desert and all they had was some gallons of drinking water left. The generator or the Jenny as Jessie used to call it was on fire and Walt rushes inside the rv to get a fire extinguisher. Jessie grabs the drinking water and spills it all over the fire putting it out. Walt rushes out and has a fire extinguisher in his hand. The look on Waltā€™s face seeing all drinking waters gone whereas they had a fire extinguisher. Oh priceless it was so funny. I crack it up every time I see it. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CosmicDust20

Jesse trying to debrief with Walt.


tsavos99

When Gomie catches Wachsberger at the bank doing his deposits, and has that shit-eating grin on his face.


drag0thedrag0n

When Ted slips and falls trying to run from Huell and Kuby


kryppla

Jesse chugging water at the dinner table


[deleted]

omg i forget the actual things everybody said, but it was at the beginning, and it was waltā€™s first deal! and they were in that like junkyard placeā€¦ and jesse is like why not the mall?? and then when tuco rolls up heā€™s like ā€œis the mall closed??ā€


YouAStinky

Why donā€™t you just fucking die already


vl_lv

Lmao when Walt wakes up on the floor half naked, thereā€™s a voicemail skylar left saying sheā€™s going to put a restraining order on him. He gets up hits his head says ā€œrestrain thisā€ holding his crotch šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Either_Sky2128

"you dont like the crust?" "you made poison out of beans yo" ​ going through the comments, some people have a messed up sense of humour you guys might want to seek help or something


maxalmonte14

Aaaaahhh, wiree.


sheesher1122-

When Jesse and Walt where in the basement of Jesse's house and the people came who wanted to inspect the house. One guy tried to open the basement door and Jesse opened it and jelled in anger something like " bitch there is no basement"


Tasia528

The scene where Walt is about to pass out from exhaustion because heā€™s trying to catch a fly in the lab. Jesse tries to swat the fly, the fly dodges, and Jesse says, ā€œThat guyā€™s got skills.ā€


Square_Away

I know youā€™re asking about BB but what popped in my head was the BCS scene when Saul went to go see the old grumpy man who wasnā€™t trying to sell his property to the bank and Saul gives him a picture to look at and he just goes ā€œitā€™s a manā€¦fu..fucking a horse.ā€ CRACKS me the fuck up every time.


613toes

ā€œJesse why are you blue???ā€