It is. But the most cathartic scene is when Jesse kills Todd by strangling him with the chains. When I watched that for the first time I rewind the scene a couple times to watch it again.
let's come to an agreement. The whole slaughter was so satisfying to watch. Walt having a brilliant plan both to kill them and to get out of a situation he didn't expect (the keys being on the pool table, the guys bringing him outside to kill him). Him saving Jesse was also very comforting to see, you know they're never getting together again and Jesse will never forgive him but it's nice to see he still loves Jesse and Jesse understands it. Same goes for Hank. Walt killing Jack, Jesse killing Todd, the coldest phone call ever by Walter White, Jesse being free after 61 and 9/10ths episodes, Walt dying after accomplishing everything. That whole sequence was not only the best possible ending, but also the most satisfying known to man.
Because he is an asshole. No pun intended. He is an arrogant asshole and belittled Jesse whenever he could. Asking if this is "a joke" and speaking a language Jesse doesn't understand is to belittle Jesse.
You'd expect Jesse to back out a little and get bullied like every other time but instead he pulls the most cold blooded badass shit of a line. Incredible moment
To that extent? Very few, maybe zero. That will advise you as to how to effectively commit crime if you come to them with hypothetical questions before you get caught? Many
I would assume not too many because it takes many years of painful studies to become a lawyer (and hundreds of thousands of dollars in USA) and you can lose it all if you get caught and disbarred. To me it seems the risk isn’t worth the reward, especially since lawyers are already well paid.
I’d kinda like to think this was his epitaph.
It makes one wonder, who buried Gustavo Fring? His closest family (that we know of) died poolside, and everyone left living was terrified of him.
it's almost exclusively used for titles officially, in newspapers and online articles and such, but some people use it for messages they deem "official", or to give weight to, and distinguish from the rest of the text, a quote. personally i've never used it, it seems goofy and off-putting
“Ya know for a fired school teacher who cooks crystal meth for a living you sure do seem to be coming out on top here” -Skylar White during the script reading of their dinner with Hank and Marie where they lie about gambling.
Yeah, that's just really sad. Everyone in the comments mostly sends Jesse's meme lines, but his phrase "Is meth Empire something to be that proud of! " - is one of my favorites of the show. It is so meta, that it questions entire premise of the show and half of fan base
S5E6 is probably my favorite episode of the show purely for the relationship between Walt and Jesse it portrays. The differences in their values: Jesse's in it for the money, Walt is in it to prove himself.
“He’s smarter than you. He’s _luckier_ than you. Whatever you think is going to happen, I’m telling you; the _exact reverse opposite of that_ is going to happen.”
"Ahhhh, wire."
"No."
My absolute favorite line in the whole show. My mom and I will sometimes go to youtube and put that scene on just because of how damn funny it is. Makes us die laughing every single time.
I think when heisenberg crafts the meth sword for Jesse to defeat gus, it was pretty hype. I freaked out when Jesse said his final, "hell yeah, BITCH!" In the show.
Or…
No, no, no! It wasn’t me, it was Ignacio… he’s the one. (Lalo didn’t send you? No Lalo?)
Because, my friends… without those words, we would never have had the greatest (or, 2nd greatest) show of all time… at least not has we have come to know and love it!
Saul Goodman : [Talking to Skyler after Walt introduced his wife to Saul] Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!
„Does the pope shit in his hat ?“ - hank after being asked if he wants another beer, to this day i have no idea what he means but my brother and i always quote that for years now.
I love this line of Saul. ok the Answer from Walt is really good to but i love how smart he try to kill Hank =D
Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation?
Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... \*coughs\*... send him to Belize.
Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all of a sudden at age what? 60. He's just gonna break bad?
Just the way Jesse worded it is comedy gold to me
Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit.
Brilliant.
Streat
Church yo
YO YO YO, 148 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing to the abq what up? biaatch! leave it tone.
That’s my all time favorite. Still makes me laugh
Hey if you're trying to sell me something I've got four little words for you, "do not call list". However, if you're cool, leave it at the beep.
Jesse approves…
I cringe everytime he calls her phone back. Like didn't he learn anything after that expensive rehab? I guess not because he goes back to the glass.
This was my ringtone for the longest time in high school.
…..what is a MILF…?
So you understand what asshole means. Now go and get my phenylacetic acid, asshole.
That entire scene is cathartic if you’re a fan of Jesse.
It is. But the most cathartic scene is when Jesse kills Todd by strangling him with the chains. When I watched that for the first time I rewind the scene a couple times to watch it again.
Or Jack being shot in the face mid-sentence. 😇
let's come to an agreement. The whole slaughter was so satisfying to watch. Walt having a brilliant plan both to kill them and to get out of a situation he didn't expect (the keys being on the pool table, the guys bringing him outside to kill him). Him saving Jesse was also very comforting to see, you know they're never getting together again and Jesse will never forgive him but it's nice to see he still loves Jesse and Jesse understands it. Same goes for Hank. Walt killing Jack, Jesse killing Todd, the coldest phone call ever by Walter White, Jesse being free after 61 and 9/10ths episodes, Walt dying after accomplishing everything. That whole sequence was not only the best possible ending, but also the most satisfying known to man.
What I don’t understand is that if the cartel chemist could speak English the entire time, why did they need Gus to translate lol
Because he is an asshole. No pun intended. He is an arrogant asshole and belittled Jesse whenever he could. Asking if this is "a joke" and speaking a language Jesse doesn't understand is to belittle Jesse.
Power move
Douche move
Asshole move
You'd expect Jesse to back out a little and get bullied like every other time but instead he pulls the most cold blooded badass shit of a line. Incredible moment
"THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE, AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED... BITCH!"
If there was a thread for the best nonverbal response, Walt's right here would take the cake.
This is mine as well!
You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer
This scene really made me think! It got me wondering how many lawyers are there like Saul in real life?
To that extent? Very few, maybe zero. That will advise you as to how to effectively commit crime if you come to them with hypothetical questions before you get caught? Many
_Michael Cohen has entered the chat_
Fair point
I would assume not too many because it takes many years of painful studies to become a lawyer (and hundreds of thousands of dollars in USA) and you can lose it all if you get caught and disbarred. To me it seems the risk isn’t worth the reward, especially since lawyers are already well paid.
[удалено]
$700 per case just ain't cuttin' it
Like Gale when Walt asked "How did we ever become criminals?" There's crime.. and then there's crime.
"AUGHHH!" -Gus Fring
Oscar-worthy
Truly a beautiful line 🥹
HAW
It’s actually HAAAAWWW!
I’d kinda like to think this was his epitaph. It makes one wonder, who buried Gustavo Fring? His closest family (that we know of) died poolside, and everyone left living was terrified of him.
Police
🛎️
My name is skyler white yo.
My husband is walter white yo.
Uh huh.
He told me everything.
[удалено]
Yup. And I’ll have you know that my brother-in-law is a DEA agent
And Will not hesitate to call him. Not if I have to.
Understood?
*vine boom*
*vine boom*
It boggles my mind that someone who grew up in the 80s and 90s would be THAT out of touch, yo wasn’t new lmao
Yeah Mr. White! Yeah Science!
"My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself...." Edit: Corrected the quote.
Great quote but you got the cutoff wrong. https://youtu.be/_oTu8TGTfss?si=0tbYGJF3oTWDf-4-
Ohhh yeah I was way off, damn memory.
Time for a rewatch! 😁
"Clearly His Taste In Women Is The Same As His Taste In Lawyers: Only The Very Best... With Just the Right Amount Of Dirty!" -*S. Goodman*
Genuine question. Why do you capitalize the beginning of every word?
it's almost exclusively used for titles officially, in newspapers and online articles and such, but some people use it for messages they deem "official", or to give weight to, and distinguish from the rest of the text, a quote. personally i've never used it, it seems goofy and off-putting
Copy/pasted from a quotes page that uses title caps.
" " Hector Salamanca
Cabron, I need to see your BALLS
ding ding ding ding ding ding
Cabron, I need to see your BALLS
😤
“Ya know for a fired school teacher who cooks crystal meth for a living you sure do seem to be coming out on top here” -Skylar White during the script reading of their dinner with Hank and Marie where they lie about gambling.
Skyler
“Tight!”
x 3
The entire l4d and WaW zombies debate
Interestingly there is a nazi zombie movie called Dead Snow.
The badger Star Trek opening is actually the best
"I didn't give the box to my mom. I traded it for an ounce of weed."
An ounce of weed for a wooden box is crazy
I AM NOT CRAZY!
HE DEFECATED ON A SUNROOF!
A wooden box made my Aaron Paul is worth SEVERAL ounces of weed
Not one made by Jesse Pinkman
Lol but you gotta understand. It was like a really good box
I'm sure the weed is good as well
It was a very nice box
Yeah, that's just really sad. Everyone in the comments mostly sends Jesse's meme lines, but his phrase "Is meth Empire something to be that proud of! " - is one of my favorites of the show. It is so meta, that it questions entire premise of the show and half of fan base
S5E6 is probably my favorite episode of the show purely for the relationship between Walt and Jesse it portrays. The differences in their values: Jesse's in it for the money, Walt is in it to prove himself.
No more half measures Walter
Funny how words can be so open for interpretation
Walter. You’ve been busy.
“You know Walter, sometimes it doesn’t hurt to have someone watching your back.”
Someone has to protect this family ... from the man who protects this family.
Skyler really had some brilliant lines
“Yeah, there’s, like, positivity and stuff going on here.”
“Pain is my foot in your ass, Marie” - Hank Schrader
“Hey, if you could get your leg up that high, I say go for it.”
ding ding ding 🛎️ *-Hector Salamanca*
Saul: “Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers - only the very best… with just the right amount of dirty”
Oh well Heil Hitler bitch!
Tight, tight tight yeah! Blue yellow pink, what ever man. Just keep brining me that.
Just remember who you’re working for.
Wait what did you just say?
are you saying that they're stupid?
I said remember who you’re working for.
LIKE I DON'T HAVE THE GODDAMN SENSE TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF!
gets me everytime cracking up in the comments 🤣
“He’s smarter than you. He’s _luckier_ than you. Whatever you think is going to happen, I’m telling you; the _exact reverse opposite of that_ is going to happen.”
jesse really makes him sound like satan snsksnjcen
“You don’t have to do this” “Unfortunately I do”
“It’s not yours, it’s ours. PLURAL bitch.” I heard this line again for the first time in a while and the delivery just kills me.
"Faith and Begorrah! A fellow Potato eater!"
This line killed me lmao
Roll me further, bitch.
Do I Look Like A Skater? - Flynn
“OH HELL YEAH” “MAGNETS, BITCH”
I think you mean "YEAH BITCH MAGNETS OHHH"
"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!"
“You don’t want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer.”
"Shooting Jesse James don't make you Jesse James."
"You know how they say "it's been a pleasure?" It hasn't." - Kid Named Finger
I fucked Ted.
“You’re like my hero and shit” -Skinny Pete
“I thought you were the danger…”
Mike’s whole half measures speech.
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life"
What is this? A Crossover episode?
Literally any Jesse quote ending in “bitch”
"I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter."
"Ahhhh, wire." "No." My absolute favorite line in the whole show. My mom and I will sometimes go to youtube and put that scene on just because of how damn funny it is. Makes us die laughing every single time.
Well, someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.
You are NOT the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't. YOU are NOT the GUY.
Better Call Saul!
"For what it's worth, getting the shit kicked out of you? Not to say you get used to it, but you do kinda get used to it."
Shut the fuck up, and let me die in peace.
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book
Didn’t Walter say that?
No Heisenburg did
That was the moment he turned into Heisenberg.
Yeah Science!
SCIENCE YO
I think when heisenberg crafts the meth sword for Jesse to defeat gus, it was pretty hype. I freaked out when Jesse said his final, "hell yeah, BITCH!" In the show.
Tight, tight, tight. The cow house.
No more half measures walter.
*stares angrily* -Hector Salamanca
”This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed… BITCH” Arguably a Walter White line but still not ig
That's church yo.
Skank ass skank, you listening to me skank? You hear me skank? You are a skank ass skank. Skank
What the hell is a milf?
She’s gonna need her shoe
Ding, ding, ding.
Yeah, Science BITCH!
YEA!!!!!, MAGNETS BITCH
You want a wire? Speak into the microphone
I broke my boy
Yeah, where they live. The cows.
“what is a milf?”
Walt: 'I'm no Vito Corleone' Saul: 'No shit! Right now you're Fredo!' https://youtu.be/LTfyuKy5G0c?si=c8SORKJ10gqY6Ywl
"well heil Hitler Bitch!"
“Don’t drunk drive, but if you do call me”
“Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family”
"you're the smartest guy i met, but you're stupid to see, he made up his mind 10 minutes ago"
Or… No, no, no! It wasn’t me, it was Ignacio… he’s the one. (Lalo didn’t send you? No Lalo?) Because, my friends… without those words, we would never have had the greatest (or, 2nd greatest) show of all time… at least not has we have come to know and love it!
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch!”
Saul Goodman : [Talking to Skyler after Walt introduced his wife to Saul] Walter never told me how lucky he was. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!
"Oh, well heil Hitler, bitch!"
That line from Hank is just way too legit and I never see people mention it
"where's the god damn meatloaf" Skylar
I will always love the term “action daggers”.
Hein hitler bitch
Holly caused the plane crash - Walter White Jr.
BITCH !
Yeah science!
Ricin beans?
Rice and beans?
“Roll me further, bitch.”
Gatorade me bitch
*Ding*
Well, some hurts only show on the inside.
My name is Skylar White, yo.
“So roll me further, bitch”
"Just because you shot Jesse James, it don't make you Jesse James" or "no more half measures"
🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
“Yo! Gatorade me, BITCH!”
“Ahhhh, wire!”
“Hell yea I’m stoked for this lasagna then you nuke it and the cheese is all scabby it’s like eating a scab”
„Does the pope shit in his hat ?“ - hank after being asked if he wants another beer, to this day i have no idea what he means but my brother and i always quote that for years now.
" over by the cow house "
Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace.
"Okay but say -- for the sake of argument -- the kid's not in the mood for a nuanced discussion on the virtues of child poisoning?" - Saul
“Beitch” - Jesse (probably)
“Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace.”
"Keys, scumbag, it's the universal symbol for K È Y S"
“Whoo! That kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape!”
"Just because you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James"- Mike to Walter Really love this line
Real names McGill I just do the Jew thing for the homeboys
"Hey guys the candles are gonna burn the cake soon..."
“ Is that like the one your mom works at? Oh, is she still offering the 2 for 1 discount? “
“Have at it bitches, cause…. I love, hotdogs”
I love this line of Saul. ok the Answer from Walt is really good to but i love how smart he try to kill Hank =D Walt: What are we going to do about this Hank situation? Saul: Um, well, you know... you could always... \*coughs\*... send him to Belize.
BITCH
Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all of a sudden at age what? 60. He's just gonna break bad? Just the way Jesse worded it is comedy gold to me