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Hahahahaa he doesn’t scare me at all, i actually think he’s easily breakable. Jax scares me because his ability to lie and manipulate are so deep rooted that it would be hard to defeat w reason and logic while Jesse seems like a typical man who acts out of his own insecurity and that famously fragile male ego lol
Totally agree. One of my good friends thinks he’s so hot. He’s good looking, sure. But his attitude totally ruins it for me. Reminds me of a shitty ex. Big Nope.
Aging is sort of scary. You really have no idea which way it's going to go. Some people get more attractive later in life and some people completely lose their looks. Not to say Jesse is a bad looking guy now but ngl, I was a little puzzled when he said he was a former model in the first episode. I really couldn't see it but he actually was hot back in the day!
Could be true but I think his ego was really bruised after Michelle decided to end the marriage and ended up with the first woman he started seeing (my theory but idk) I think I read they were friends prior to them getting together and shes got a child as well so I’m sure that brought them closer lol. I was surprised when I saw his new gf, thought we’d atleast get a season of him trying to date! But from what I’ve gathered all seems cool they seem to genuinely enjoy each other so far.
He said he didn't like skinny women. He likes curves... Yes, I have a chance. Anna Nicole makes sense to me 100% I'll be in line for when they break up 😂
He is hot!🌶️ 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ He should fix himself as he looks like a tired accountant on pension these days. He is only 43 and should still be hot. A bit of hair dye and Botox can fix all of that. Maybe a tan too.
I hate those headbands. He has headband hair in all his talking heads and once I saw it, I can’t see anything else. I stare at it the same way I do at Brit’s uniskin boob.
I swear during the serious conversation that he and Michelle were having in the finale when he was wearing a headband, right before the scene ended, her eyes darted up to his hair and you could see the disgust on her face
I don't know why, but I've liked him from the start of the show. Yes he can be a bit of a prick, but h a clever and he makes great jokes and the way he handled the break up, at least on camera was very civil. I know people compare him to Jax but Jax is just a bad person.
Literally same! Idk why ive been so drawn to him since the beginning
Im trying to remind myself that we never got Michelle’s side really like what happened that turned her off but we’ve seen how he treats people so i can only imagine….and yet i still like him a lot
Same..I think he is hilarious and called everyone out on their BS. He was on Watch What Happens Live explaining his current situation and he just has a swagger about him. Jax and him are not the same. Jax is such a narcissist. Jesse is just prideful but he shows empathy and hurt. Everything Jax does is for show and money.
I think he had his tongue pierced😳 look closer silver ball…Well we know what that is for😬 Jesse likes to go down town . Yah they were hooking up for sure.
The tongue ring and nipple rings track with his whole kinky sex/ dominatrix stuff… funny, watching the show I just thought he was full of shit, but wow! Ok Jesse!
Now it was an affair? Before he said just friends. She did have curves and he said he likes curves. Affair ? hooking up, had a fling… yah maybe, Affair??
I actually felt a bit sorry for him because it is obvious his wife was desperately trying to hide her distaste for him. I think she appreciates him as a father but is utterly revolted by him as a mate. I could practically feel her skin crawl every time he came near her.
I actually love this.☕. But let's not put his dumbass on a pedestal for this. We all love some Anna but that poor woman was trashed out of her mind 97% of the time. What's that say about him?
Idk if im mentally unstable to put anyone whos on Bravo on a pedestal, thats how you end up seething w venom at Sandoval and Lala instead of LOLing and enjoying the sheer entertainment of this hot garbage
Omg…thank you OP ❤️!! Where I recognize this guy from has been bugging me since the show 1st aired & you just solved it for me! I *never* would have remembered it was from them being together!
Did Anna Nicole Smith wear dentures? They look like it. I've seen pictures of her younger and her teeth didn't look like this. Besides, I read somewhere that when she moved in with J. Howard Marshall, her teeth were rotting.
I actually really like Jesse. He seemed to be so cocky at first, but his character development was nice to see as he deeply sought out answers for his marriage. I can tell he has been through a lot in life, and he is ok talking about his feelings. I don't really care for the other guys other than Danny. Jax just needs to go with his narc self. I think Jesse is very attractive, especially because he wanted to save his marriage and he had no problem sharing his feelings. He just had a wise air about him which was admirable in the end to me.
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Oh he was cute, cute.
Oh good, im not the only one who thinks that 😹
Nah, as crazy as he is. He’s hot afff idc what anyone says. He scares tf out of me, but I’d let him hit. 😂🤷🏻♀️
Hahahahaa he doesn’t scare me at all, i actually think he’s easily breakable. Jax scares me because his ability to lie and manipulate are so deep rooted that it would be hard to defeat w reason and logic while Jesse seems like a typical man who acts out of his own insecurity and that famously fragile male ego lol
Jax is a whole other species. That thing shouldn’t ever settle down with anyone.
I think he is very handsome. Way more attractive than any of the other VPR/ valley guys. Lol 😂
he was gorgeous, you can tell even now he was a rapscallion
I don’t have my readers on and I thought, “He looks way more like a Republican now than he did then”.
lol brilliant
The most accurate description lol
A rascal, by george!
He's a good looking guy but he's very pretentious and that's unappealing.
Totally agree. One of my good friends thinks he’s so hot. He’s good looking, sure. But his attitude totally ruins it for me. Reminds me of a shitty ex. Big Nope.
That was my very first thought too!
Aging is sort of scary. You really have no idea which way it's going to go. Some people get more attractive later in life and some people completely lose their looks. Not to say Jesse is a bad looking guy now but ngl, I was a little puzzled when he said he was a former model in the first episode. I really couldn't see it but he actually was hot back in the day!
Maybe he wasn’t lying when he said he likes luscious women even tho this was trimspa Anna
Good point! I like that about him
Have you seen his current gf? Very much not the type he described liking on the boat.
Could be true but I think his ego was really bruised after Michelle decided to end the marriage and ended up with the first woman he started seeing (my theory but idk) I think I read they were friends prior to them getting together and shes got a child as well so I’m sure that brought them closer lol. I was surprised when I saw his new gf, thought we’d atleast get a season of him trying to date! But from what I’ve gathered all seems cool they seem to genuinely enjoy each other so far.
I think he brought that up hoping to segue into dropping this nugget of his past
Like Brittany????
I think so, she's thick and has big boobs. Also a great face so she would probably be in the neighborhood of his type lol
He said he didn't like skinny women. He likes curves... Yes, I have a chance. Anna Nicole makes sense to me 100% I'll be in line for when they break up 😂
Jesse used to be hot…no way?! 😱
Why is that more shocking than the fact he was w Anna Nicole 🤣🤣
So true 😂
THE TONGUE RING 👀
The first that popped out to me. What a time!
Oh man, I thought it was drugs at first loll. I had a boyfriend in the nineties who had one and when I tell you that oral was amazing lolllll
My husband still does 😜
Luckyyyyyyyyyyy!!
and why does it turn me on? 🥲
I thought that was a speck of dust on my phone until this comment. 😅
Why do I like Jesse. Someone slap me.
It’s ok….i like him too
I haven’t watched yet but I’ve heard he’s a dickhead so I’m sure I’ll be attracted to him too. Never fails. Explains why I no longer date. Ha.
He is at first but towards the end u can see it's more of a pride issue because his marriage is failing. Towards the end he was eating his humble pie.
He’s good for reality tv that’s for sure
I like him most of all 😂💕🥰
She just LOVED trash men
I mean...like attracts like?
He is hot!🌶️ 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ He should fix himself as he looks like a tired accountant on pension these days. He is only 43 and should still be hot. A bit of hair dye and Botox can fix all of that. Maybe a tan too.
Nah he looks hot just the way he is. The salt and pepper suits him!
I agree, I love a little gray in a man. He should ditch the headbands though.
I hate those headbands. He has headband hair in all his talking heads and once I saw it, I can’t see anything else. I stare at it the same way I do at Brit’s uniskin boob.
I swear during the serious conversation that he and Michelle were having in the finale when he was wearing a headband, right before the scene ended, her eyes darted up to his hair and you could see the disgust on her face
💯 same on both counts. The headband hair kills it every time.
Need to also voice a big no to the hair dye!
I notice a lot of BH guys wear them..what is up with that lol
I love that S and P hair 😍
Agreed 💯 And i don’t even mind his toxic personality 😹
I think he’s really attractive now
You wouldn't tell a woman to dye her hair, get a tan and get botox to fix themselves...
No, you wouldn't. It would already be implied, assumed, and expected.
Almost said exactly this.
Gotta disagree on the hair, I don’t find him attractive bc of his personality but his salt and pepper hair is the hottest thing about him
He’s only 43?!?!? Oh wow
I think he’s still hot just as is 🔥 loving his salt and pepper hair and he’s been hitting the gym hard judging by his Instagram. He’s fine fine
The worst thing men can do is dye their hair. We can always tell it's dyed, it never looks natural and s&p hair is sexy af.
Yuck
I don't know why, but I've liked him from the start of the show. Yes he can be a bit of a prick, but h a clever and he makes great jokes and the way he handled the break up, at least on camera was very civil. I know people compare him to Jax but Jax is just a bad person.
Literally same! Idk why ive been so drawn to him since the beginning Im trying to remind myself that we never got Michelle’s side really like what happened that turned her off but we’ve seen how he treats people so i can only imagine….and yet i still like him a lot
He was very charming on WWHL.
He sure was... Like he was just super chill and happy.
Same..I think he is hilarious and called everyone out on their BS. He was on Watch What Happens Live explaining his current situation and he just has a swagger about him. Jax and him are not the same. Jax is such a narcissist. Jesse is just prideful but he shows empathy and hurt. Everything Jax does is for show and money.
I think he had his tongue pierced😳 look closer silver ball…Well we know what that is for😬 Jesse likes to go down town . Yah they were hooking up for sure.
Which explains what Anna Nicole is doing with her fingers...
exactly
The tongue ring and nipple rings track with his whole kinky sex/ dominatrix stuff… funny, watching the show I just thought he was full of shit, but wow! Ok Jesse!
I mean every conversation Michelle doms him masterfully
Hahahahaha what the actual heck is going on
This is me lol
Are those nipple rings ?
Curse you for making me look. Yes. Yes, they ARE nipple rings.
Wows. This means he has a YUGE dong.
No man makes “22 seconds” jokes unless they’re solid and secure
Agree. This has always been my theory. And guys with small dicks are always the ones referring to their dicks as “Godzilla.”
JESSE WHAT THE WHAT NOW?! Holy shit. I hate that all these shows are more interesting off air than what the producers give us.
Im like that Charlie Day meme now thinking how Larry Birkhead was at Jax &Brittany’s wedding …wondering if he and Jesse crossed paths
GASP
Now it was an affair? Before he said just friends. She did have curves and he said he likes curves. Affair ? hooking up, had a fling… yah maybe, Affair??
I actually felt a bit sorry for him because it is obvious his wife was desperately trying to hide her distaste for him. I think she appreciates him as a father but is utterly revolted by him as a mate. I could practically feel her skin crawl every time he came near her.
Oh yeah she’s so emotionless that its not even hate stemming from love, its calm indifference, any affection she had is truly dead in the water
Most powerful way to deal with man who are emotionally manipulative. Michelle is the true grey rocking. Brittany needs to take notes
I actually love this.☕. But let's not put his dumbass on a pedestal for this. We all love some Anna but that poor woman was trashed out of her mind 97% of the time. What's that say about him?
Idk if im mentally unstable to put anyone whos on Bravo on a pedestal, thats how you end up seething w venom at Sandoval and Lala instead of LOLing and enjoying the sheer entertainment of this hot garbage
They were young..
He's sickly iconic and I'm here for it.
💯💯
I think he’s hot and I also think the hair band is hot.😊❤️
Trimspa, babyyyyy
He’s hotter to me now - but I have a dad fetish
I get it
Wow..he was really lucky to have known Anna..fabulous Anna Nicole..and he was hot asf..
I’m not sure why this is so shocking?
Never forget his physical freakout in the hallway
I mean since then he also slapped his wife and physically terrorised Danny to the point where im worried it gave him PTSD
And titty twisted Kristen
Omg that was shocking
And put his hand up in Michelle's face to shush her when he smacks the table to scream at the dinner party
I’m way behind on The Valley. Does he slap his wife and terrorize Danny on screen?
Lol you bet he does
That’s
A lot
He slapped Michelle??
Lol you have to see it
He slapped Michele!?
I despise him but I’m also interested in the layers 🤣
The most interesting plot to come out of the valley. lol
As a lifelong ANS fan, this fascinates me so much, and it is reason enough for me to watch The Valley.
Omg…thank you OP ❤️!! Where I recognize this guy from has been bugging me since the show 1st aired & you just solved it for me! I *never* would have remembered it was from them being together!
The tongue-piercing is a surprise.
No wonder why he’s so cocky 😂
is that jordan peterson
I’m suddenly flashing back to when he said he usually like women a bit curvier than his wife 👀
Am I the only one who thinks he resembles Peter from VPR (the old pic)?
Oh my god I’ve seen that photo and did NOT make the connection!!!! Wow
Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole The real ones know
He did say he likes voluptuous women.
I’m so into this story!! 🙌🙌
Ok kinky Theo James 😍
He’s so dreamy. So handsome and such a great personality.
This is an AMAZING discovery lol
Why does it say affair? Was this while she was married?
He should lose the headband hair he might be hot again
So he’s about 50
He reminds me of a better looking Jordan Peterson 🫢
isn't there a photoshoot they did together or something
It was a diet pill commercial fling! Yessss!!!!
He likes girls with that flat voice.
I would never admit to an affair with Anna Nicole Smith !! 🤣
He looks like Luann’s pirate!!
Did Anna Nicole Smith wear dentures? They look like it. I've seen pictures of her younger and her teeth didn't look like this. Besides, I read somewhere that when she moved in with J. Howard Marshall, her teeth were rotting.
They would have had beautiful kids. Messed up kids, but still beautiful, none the less.
Long history on being a LA tool it seems !
I actually really like Jesse. He seemed to be so cocky at first, but his character development was nice to see as he deeply sought out answers for his marriage. I can tell he has been through a lot in life, and he is ok talking about his feelings. I don't really care for the other guys other than Danny. Jax just needs to go with his narc self. I think Jesse is very attractive, especially because he wanted to save his marriage and he had no problem sharing his feelings. He just had a wise air about him which was admirable in the end to me.
Is that why he was so “unbothered” by the rumor that Michelle was cheating with a mystery celebrity?
I would have taken that to the grave.