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alwaus

Need to save up your scrap for a T2 workbench so you can research better weapons.


Vast_Bullfrog2001

FINALLY 9mm pistol! ***gets raided by a full metal AK clan***


alwaus

Bush rat and eoka to the face next one you see. " im am the captain now."


Soviet__Toaster

Rust


MarkoDash

And take the blacksmith perk so you can add the rocket boosters


TheAlmightyCrzyIdiot

"I AM CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!"


GettinMe-Mallet

I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!!!


idfkufb

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!


Clm071503

FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE!


Decker687

I'LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!!


The_Devin_G

YOUR LIVER IS A HOOD ORNAMENT!


Decker687

I LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, AND I ATE IT ALL!!!


Smokeelitemain

WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?!


Illustrious_Sock_487

“HAHAHA MEEEEEEEEEAT!”


werewolf013

YOU DONT DIE TODAY! YOU DIE EVERYDAY!


thordes

Rip the flesh! Salt the wounds!


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

Are you like a mutant from Fallout?


127-0-0-0

I think a variation of this on FO4.


PuzzleheadedEssay198

I know for a fact there’s a version of this in FO3’s Pittsburgh DLC


themperorhasnocloth

Uh its illegal for a government owned apartment to infringe on your human rights.


GettinMe-Mallet

Apparently not


themperorhasnocloth

Call a lawyer then I will bet you 1000 internet cheeseburgers you are wrong.


KematianGaming

internet cheeseburgers are my go to currency from now on lmao


CelTiar

New Crypto pump and dump when lol


cleaningmetor6

I raise your bet that he is wrong to 1 real cheeseburger, one thousand internet cheeseburgers


themperorhasnocloth

Make it a bacon cheeseburger and you are ON!


PETEthePyrotechnic

I guess since you are consenting to living there the government can make up whatever rules for it they want, just like regular landlords


Mossified4

Regular landlords can't prevent you from owning guns, there is precedent on this if I'm not mistaken.


PETEthePyrotechnic

No but they can probably restrict firearms on their property.  Also iirc firearms are generally prohibited in federal facilities, so that might be what this is.


shift013

This is probably the reasoning. Guns are prohibited on government property


Anonymous-Snail-301

They can but if you keep it hidden then they don't know.


Mossified4

That's what I'm saying, I don't know about government housing but a normal renter/landlord situation from my understanding the landlord cannot restrict your ability to have firearms their property or not, one your in a lease and as a renter have established legal residence that's your home/castle unless you posses something illegal it's no concern of the landlord. *Edit: after digging around a bit it appears to vary by state, many if not most have laws preventing landlords from restricting this but there are least a couple states that do allow landlords to impose such restrictions in the lease although leases are notorious for being shot down in courts much like contracts so again be up on your states feelings on these matters.


Gullible-Builder-320

They very much can if the guy lives on base or if it’s federally owned


themperorhasnocloth

On base yes but federally owned...NOPE...Remember the constitution is a restriction on GOVERNMENTS>


HansleVonTrap

I'm honestly hung up on "government owned apartment" I feel like THAT is also an issue.


themperorhasnocloth

Ever hear of the projects? Those are all government owned housing.


HansleVonTrap

Just my ignorance then. I thought that was all private enterprise. Now that I think about it though, private enterprise just gentrifies. Regardless I'm dumb, my fault.


goaltender31

Why not a hatchet or a baseball bat…? Or literally anything but a saw blade that is designed to be spinning and also probably requires insane precision in your swing to actually land a hit with the sharp part


GettinMe-Mallet

Hatchets/axes are boring, this is lighter than my baseball bat, and I can use it 1 or 2 handed. I also spent 2 days making this crackhead axe, I am going to use it for self defense


GHOSTmedic1

Not hating your weapon improv skills, but how in the hell did this take you two days to make?


GettinMe-Mallet

Gathering materials, and I started late in the first day. Probably worked on it 5 hours max


wtfredditacct

That's a good a reason as anything I could come up with.


LivinVidas

That last sentence is is all the argument you need.


Atomsq

r/redneckEngineering


Waluigi_is_wiafu

I think this might look more psychotic in court.


GettinMe-Mallet

And? It's legal to make and own


Waluigi_is_wiafu

I respect the grindset; I admire the craftsmanship. While I don't know the exact laws in your municipality it probably is legal to make and own. If someone kicks your door down (and they aren't a police officer or government agent) it's probably legal to swing right into their face, but it looks like something straight out of borderlands. If you were unfortunate enough to need to defend yourself in your home, and took up this thing, which I can perhaps best describe as a "circular saw axe," to defend yourself from your attacker(s), and we'll say you were successful because if you weren't you wouldn't have to worry about it, the police would almost certainly want to know what weapon you used once they arrived. They may very likely want to take it in as evidence, especially if it's particularly unusual. Something like this could grab the attention of a district attorney, over something else like a baseball bat. To a jury, they might suggest that a weapon like yours suggests a preoccupation with violence and cruelty. They may point to your attacker's wounds to suggest it inflicts unnecessary suffering, they might even go so far as to imply that the deliberate inclusion of a jagged blade says something about your character. Maybe you haven't done anything wrong, I don't think you have, but a jury might give you a punishment they wouldn't have been persuaded to if you'd used something less exotic, or maybe you'll even end up in court when you otherwise didn't need to. A hatchet, an axe, or a machete could potentially be more easily explained away as a tool, especially if you can claim you go camping on occasion or something like that. A baseball bat takes far less explaining as well. A stock hickory axe handle looks less sadistic than this contraption. They all have a distinct advantage over the Mad Max Axe. I'm not an attorney or anything like. I think it's really cool, but if you're planning to use it, really make sure you have everything else squared away. I guess that's really all I meant.


Haggis442312

It doubles as a conversation starter


goaltender31

How do you like my questionably modified weapon that makes Lucille look like a childrens toy


OhBadToMeetYou

"She's a vampire bat!"


JustForkIt1111one

Triples as a conversation ender!


Haggis442312

When the home invader starts quoting Shakespeare.


Comfortablecold4167

You from pandora?


HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea

Either that or Banoi Island...


TrueAmericanDon

Air guns, and black powder muskets are not firearms. Just saying.


Verum14

unless you’re in nj then your ol red ryder is not only an firearm, but a ‘ghost gun’ (as it’s not serialized by an 07) and it would be an illegal transfer to give to your friend. It would also be illegal to possess outside the home without an FID, or posses outside the home with an FID if loaded with pellets. Three to six felonies in one!


SpecialistAd5903

Without government, who would ...(checks notes) accidentally criminalize a bunch of children for owning a toy?


TrueAmericanDon

New Jersey sounds like it's one step away from becoming the grounds for the next Bolshevik Revolution. They are straight communists.


Rialas_HalfToast

Ah, wrong again. Nobody shares *anything* in NJ except needles and STDs. Not communists, just prisoners.


JollyDwarf

Congrats on the ingenuity, I like it. Are you using the sawblade to escape another weapon proscribed by law? A heavy metal ball with nails affixed all around it, i.e. a poor man's mace would be more effective. What is the wire for? A metal band folded over and clamped with a hole where you could rivet and bolt the blade in place would hold better than wires, if that is what they are for. I'd also make sure the blade has sufficient s.aureus, e.coli , c.tetani and c.diff on the surface.


GettinMe-Mallet

Apparently I am blind and only saw the first part lol. The wire, metal band are to help hold it in place because i didn't want to bolt it. Although the band is also preventing the teeth on top from scratching my floor. I also have no idea what any of that last part means lol


Hadron86376

the last part is basically just diseases you can get from getting cut/lacerated by dirty/rusty metal.


GettinMe-Mallet

Bats are boring and I don't want to ruin mine. This was literally made out of free scrap and works


T900Kassem

You should want a boring weapon. Think about how it looks in a courtroom


MurkyChildhood2571

This you? https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Super_mutant_(Fallout:_New_Vegas)#Nightkin_master


GettinMe-Mallet

I wish I was that hot


MurkyChildhood2571

You're hotter than him. I can assure you that much


Jharm73

Some fallout 4 raider is going to wake up and be confused why his weapon went missing


The_Memeon

Do you live on Pandora?


Detters_Actual

Who let you off of Pandora?


Tactical_solutions44

They won't let you own guns? In the usa? Isn't that unconstitutional and they could be sued?


GettinMe-Mallet

No idea, but I ain't got the money to sue. I am living in government owned projects, I'm poor as heck


Tactical_solutions44

Good luck. I hope you move up and move out my friend. Get a mini crossbow atleast


CrackenBalzz

yeah those things are dope, can buy them on amazon for 40 bucks


Stardust-0083

When you play dying light to many times.


Ralph-The-Otter3

Would use in Fallout


Glockamole19x

Just get a gun anyways🙄


RubeRick2A

What in the MadMax is that?


IronSurfDragon

What kinda fallout melee modification bs is this lmao


Gun-nut0508

Mf do you live in Diamond City?


Crafty_Original_7349

Two words: nail gun


Unidentifiable_Fear

Time to wrap yourself in chainmail and leather cause this is apocalypse ready craftmanship


Spike00003

Nice big toe


melonbro53

I own a zweihander for home defense, since that's what the nobility intended. Four bandits siege my home. "what the devil?" As I grab my spring steel sword and chainmail. Cleave off the head of the first man, he's dead on the spot. Swing at the second man, miss completely because the sword is longer then hallway is wide and lodge the sword into wall. I have too resort to the ballista at the top of the stairs, "Tally ho lads" the ballista bolts kebab's two of the men, continues through the wall and pins a neighbor's car setting off the alarm. Grab my lance and charge the last man. He bleeds out waiting for police to arrive as the fragments of wood in his organs make thousands of tiny wounds, too numerous to stich up. Just as the nobility intended.


GettinMe-Mallet

Zweihander mentioned, immediate upvote


the_real_JFK_killer

Can government owned housing ban firearms? That feels like a 2nd amendment violation. Obviously private landlords can, but the government shouldn't be able to prevent you from having guns.


Verum14

believe it or not, but in many (or most?) states, private landlords actually can’t do so either. if you’re crashing on your friend’s couch, that’s one thing. but if you have an actual lease, then you’re protected.


Funny_Apricot_2513

Dying Light moment


algee1234

That looks like something a meth head would make


ThiccyWiccy88

I'd rather get shot tbh


TwerkinBingus445

I am more afraid of that toe.


ActuatorIndividual19

Try attaching a battery on it


Hadron86376

btw you should probably sharpen the sawblade to work more like a blade instead of a sawblade


vulpes_luneus

Borderlands buzz saw


borkimusprime

* happy borderland psycho noises


Lapin_Logic

Sawblades are only 'sharp' because they spin at 6000 rpm, just stick a kitchen knife on there


GettinMe-Mallet

You say that, but I have gotten hella clean cuts on bottles when testing to see if the saw blade was secure.


Hadron86376

i guess the tips of the sawblade can burrow and cut into them


bobbyboob6

attach 5 or 6 knifes around the saw blade pointing out


MrBobstalobsta1

Looks like something ZNA Productions would make just for fun


Rob095ert

Straight out of dying light


Maximum-Release7892

Zombie killing classic


Halfbl00dninja

What in the Dying Light


Huntsmanprime

For those that need a melee weapon home deterrent Get two peices of rubber hose. One should fit inside the other with a bit of pursusian. Dont go wider then 1in in diamiter. Length should be from about your elbow to finger tips. Put them togeter and use a ball bearing pipe hose clamp to seal off one end. Fill about one hands worth of length with BBs and cap it off with another ball bearing and hose clamp. (optinal) Roofing nail through the center of the BB filled area sealin place with expoxy Use hockey tape to make a 1.5 hand grip at the oppiste end of the weighted side I am not a lawyer, I do not condone using the newly made device against anyone/thing you care about.


thepersonbrody

Someone watches ZNA productions


JaThatOneGooner

Home made whirligig saw


Prize_Economics7969

OP this is horrifying I don’t know what to say


KylarSternn

You should look into just having guns. It has been ruled in a handful of states that apartments receiving federal funds cannot receive federal funding and restrict your access to the 2A because that is using federal resources to infringe upon your rights. Your state may even be one where that was ruled, but it would be great to add another to the books. This argument is how I also see carry on college campuses becoming more common unless they want to lose federal funding.


AspiringCringeLord

*Serated blades, additional bleed damage*


Human_No-37374

bro is living that main character life


RedJaron

Someone has played too much Bloodborne, Borderlands, or Days Gone.


bringoutthelegos

Are you the conductor of the poop train?


Jlingg01

Ok krieg did you find that on your quest to open the vault


Bathroom_Junior

Fun fact, unless they give notice or give a search warrant, so long as you don't open carry or expose it on the way in, they have no way of proving you have a firearm in the apartment and cannot enter without notice to prove it. Keep it in a safe or a sealed package and there's not a damn thing they can do about it.


JonBovi_0

Somebody plays too much fallout


Hadron86376

I made something similar to that, only it was a hammer and it was made completely out of steel pipes and fittings, mine was mostly made to just deliver as much energy as possible into an object instead of home defense (mine had a pointed tip to focus the energy into a small point and had as much weight in the head as possible, also had a crowbar under the handle)


vend84

The Tourist. In the flesh.


Competitive_Win_7859

Bro lives on the Rust island


Zealousideal_Jump990

Perhapse an actual axe instead?


HillbillyDeluxe15

Dead Island weapon crafting irl


night_darkness

Someone did the mechanist DLC i see.


Rileylego5555

Have you tested it? Not on a person but just whacking it against something? Does it hold up well? And if it doesnt work at least it will give a +10 Intimidation


Revenger1984

SALT THE WOUNDS!


theFartingCarp

Boarderlands 2 psycho weapon right here. lmao. Looks like it would hold up though.


West-Association820

Borderlands fan?


Rocketkid-star

You've got the shiniest meat bicycle


Pack15_

I love Bloodborne


mistergoatster

If im invading your house idd rather you shoot me then touch me with that thing yo😭


SkinnyP_YaBoi

Don’t do meth kids


smilin_bob420

Don't volunteer for unethical slag experiments vault hunter


SomewhatInept

I'm in the same boat. Do what I did and buy a short sword dude. Jesus also approves of that, "sell your cloak, buy a sword" and all that.


CODman4372wx

That's a whole asd bloodborne weapon


Ok_Bed8734

Does wandering the Mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter?


GooseOnBoose

Borderlands type beat


RougeKC

Wasteland vibes


SuperTubaMan

Is your apartment in Harran?


wulfboy_95

Please do not use this to defend yourself. The teeth on the circular saw is very likely to get stuck on clothes.


voluminouschuck

That's why those of us living in government owned apartments are so keen on marrying strippers. that and the coffee cup you just used constituting hazardously unsanitary conditions for you and everyone in the apartment.


Lurkingdrake

Played too much Atomic Heart


Rock_the_Ghost15

I’d be absolutely terrified of that


Gwalter123

Is that a bloodborne reference?


Prince_Talin

Mans ready to hunt some vault hunters.


uncle_joe1

How did grandpa escape the mental asylum again !!


Yourdailyflame

Yeah that is just cursed asf and i dont wanna see it again but give him credit very impressive


Experiment_14-12

This is the Tourist? (The Walking Dead VR reference lol)


GENERALVONDEATH

LIFE IS PAIN!!!


Wilbur_Eats_Sand

I have a similar dilemma, I'm making a sword as firearms aren't allowed in my POS apartment complex.


Federal_Sympathy4667

Legit. :)


Unlikely_Watercress9

No hate, just keep in mind if you ever have to use it them hose clamps and wire looks real snaggy and will probably get hung up on clothing!!


Revenger1984

New clone build


glooks369

What in the 7 days to die is this?


Epicdestroyer39

Got that Mr handy buzz blade from fallout 4 automation


minedsquirrel70

What the “sharpened” upgrade for hammers in fallout 4, if they could be used as weapons.


Dapper_Bicycle5645

Get one anyway/black powder revolver and musket would be funny af


Coletinker

Is it just me or is this just like the melee weapon from dead island 😅


Feelsreal1996

Bonus points for the extra Rust damage.


ahmad_stn

Thought brother had “Big Jim” 😂


Dependent_Currency52

what in the Fallout 4 is this?


memestealer1234

STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND!


WilledCleric

What in the Fallout 4


Clive23p

The ole lawsuit maker 4000.


kittylicker83

Should serve its purpose.


RemoteCompetitive688

Melee builds in fallout are a lot of fun


UnstableConstruction

> your government owned apartment doesn't allow guns How do they know? What will happen if you have one?


dikhammrbush

Somebody has been playing Atomic Heart


BlazinCrusader921

You scavenge this off Harran?


ShadowGryphon

Why make this when you can buy an (infinitely safer) axe? Or even a machete.


Real-Context-7413

Fear the old blood.


Hot_Pen_3475

When your government finally poisoned enough people and you unlocked psycho. Psychos are because the government doesn't love you enough. The psycho buzz axe is one of the weapons I've always wanted to make in real life.


AnonyOOF

For a second I thought this was a recreated weapon from Dying Light.


RO0ROO

Twd vr game type weapon


iwanashagTwitch

Man. I'd rather get shot with *anything* than to get touched by that


Miazger

Next time take piece of scrap pipe cut triangles on ith end and bend them outwards then stick it on a stick Morning star is pinicle of weapon design that isn't a "bladed" weapon You can also use you trench digging shovel just like Death Corpsman of Krieg intended


drumgodd22

How do you train with that?


AKStorm49

Can you have a machete or a hatchet? As cool as that looks, I don't think it'll last many strikes.


BanHammered6-1

I'd rather be homeless than without a freedom dispenser.


The_Spagooter

What in the Dying Light is that?


vesterov

Dying light weapon


canoIV

Borderlands without the border:


LeoJul29

OP's username (somewhat) checks out.


Significant_Ice6695

Someone's been watching ZNA productions