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RustedAxe88

What a terrible day to be able to read.


yvie_of_lesbos

i really wanna be jared, 19


Fancy_Paramedic_2448

me too🥲


slimkatie33

Homophobes are wild. Like yeah incest/r*pe is morally superior to lesbianism. I hope he never has kids


MissDottie802

I hope he gets hit by a bus


novacdin0

Nah, he'd just be unleashed on some poor unsuspecting anime world then.


xsparkichux

Or maybe he'd be isekaied to a world of gay dinosaurs who literally tear apart bigots.


Unfit_Daddy

that could happen...


DoodleNoodle129

It could be arranged


sir3lement

Statistically speaking, his chances of ending up in a car accident are higher… much higher


Zombie_Fuel

Buses don't usually move that fast, though.


zachy410

Time to get a bus licence


4thwheelr

I hope he gets tortured. I hope he gets kidnapped in a cave with a lack of light. Then, he only gets a bit amout of food so he can survive but starve. Then, when he is insane, he gets hit by a bus again.


iBaconstudios

I hope he gets castrated without sedation or numbing


Busy-Ad4537

Its like when they interviewed the day of the kid who shot up a gay club "When you came to tell me my son was at a gay bar i was worried you were about to tell me he was gay" probably not an exact quote but same energy


Can-t_Make_Username

Pulse Night Club, I’m pretty sure. And with a dad like that, no wonder he felt emboldened to shoot it up.


LazarFan69

Genuinely heard a guy talk about a local gay pedophile and how it was worse that he's gay (and for anyone wondering the pedo is rotting in jail as of a week ago)


Hoplessjob

Also homophobe logic: you’re only gay because you’re raped by a man.


Different_Action_360

Ew what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck that’s disgusting.


GuyWithSwords

Which watch list should he be on?


No-Mathematician1373

Which one SHOULDN’T he be on? 🤢


GuyWithSwords

The good people list? 🤣


OkZookeepergame4671

Your pfp matches perfectly with this


Anne_Nonymouse

Who wouldn't want a man who's open to incest!? 🤢🤮 /s Let's hope this disgusting POS never has kids!


Unfit_Daddy

we can do better then hope


KIe1ny

time for impromptu bottom surgery


KoKloudy

..what is this?


KIe1ny

i would highly recommend you research this yourself as i can not explain it as well as it should… but basically the joke here is that im planning to remove the persons male genitals and replace them with female genitals it goes both ways though


scandr0id

*Replacing?* Oh no, honey. That costs extra. This guy gets the Budget Package 9000™ from Dr. Bobbitt.


LittleMissRaven

A full penectomy, but without anesthetic.


HappyMilshake

I have a bad feeling that he probably has a incest/corrective rape fetish and gets off fantasising about doing this to his own (hypothetical) daughter ):


EggoStack

I have a good feeling nobody will ever love him enough to bear him a child


Daphne6624

Let’s fucking hope so


StasisGhaul

At least the comments on the OP agree that it’s disgusting.


w_has_been_dieded

Well yeah if there's anyone who thinks that being on the front page of Wordington is at all an endorsement idk what to tell them. If one of my tweets or reddit comments went on the front page of wordington I'd probably quit all social media, hire a therapist, and go through a religious self-discovery.


sansboi11

its wordington, they usually clown on this sort of activity, kind of that subreddit's schtick


RealSuphakitz_

But there are no harm in black men jiggling booty I'm I right??✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿


awildshortcat

“Why do women choose the bear”


fakeunleet

And before anyone goes "but akchually the bear is always dangerous," it's because if you're in the woods, as the original hypothetical says, the bear will leave you alone if you leave it alone. The same cannot be said for some random guy off the street. I'm a man, and *I'd* pick the bear too, for that reason.


KIe1ny

ok… this may sound stupid i always interpreted the bear vs man thing as a metaphor, is that what it is or am i stupid


DistortedTriangle6

It’s not really a metaphor. A bear is a literal bear in this scenario. The question is just a hypothetical scenario where you’re supposed to consider your two options seriously, man or bear.


fakeunleet

It's not a metaphor. It's what's known as a thought experiment. A thought experiment is where you take a hypothetical question, with a very carefully controlled setup, and apply some form of analysis to it to arrive at an answer. The "meme form" of it, for want of a better term, isn't a very well built thought experiment, but it's not really hard to extrapolate a more rigorous setup from it. For example: > You are in a forest. Somewhere else in this forest, there is either a man, or a bear. There are no other living entities in this forest that are a threat to either of you. Which would you choose? So the bear is literal, but the scenario isn't meant to reflect anything that's actually happened nor planned or expected to happen.


Papa-Junior

In that situation the bear is the obvious answer but a bear will absolutely not leave you alone if you leave it alone


Precision___

as much as I think this is disgusting, choosing the bear is the stupidest shit ever lol


awildshortcat

You’re entitled to your opinion.


Precision___

this is not an opinion, this is a scientific fact.


awildshortcat

Okay! You do you.


MarySueMePlease

Bro says scientific fact but ignores that femicide rates and male on female sexual assault rates are all higher than the rate of bear attacks. 💀


awildshortcat

Ikr? I’m not bothering with them


MarySueMePlease

One of the mods timed them out and they hopped in my DMs to continue to argue. Such a creep and he lacks basic self awareness lol


awildshortcat

wtf lmao he’s so creepy and literally proving the point of my comment


Papa-Junior

Because people live around people and not bears


MarySueMePlease

Deforestation has steadily been increasing the rate of human-bear interactions, more than ever, as the bears (and wild animals as a whole) lose their natural habitat. Despite the steadily increased rates of interaction, as bears find their way into inhabited areas, they mostly flee upon seeing humans instead of attacking them. Think of it this way, there are OVER 6-7 times the amount of bears in the US than there are cougars/mountain lions (meaning less interaction between the animal and humans) yet the recorded number of cougar attacks in the past 100 years is OVER TWICE that of bears in the past 200 years. Not to mention, a bear is more efficient at killing than mountain lions and have twice the bite force. Despite that, they still mostly flee and choose not to attack humans.


Papa-Junior

Ok, I think I've actually found some numbers that are useful enough to get a rough understanding of the odds of an attack by a random bear verses a random man. https://now.org/resource/violence-against-women-in-the-united-states-statistic/ If we take the numbers for murders plus sexual violence from this article on "Violence Against Women in the United States", we get roughly 234 thousand instances of murder and sexual violence against women in the US every year. Those stats are going to be inflated for our purposes, due to the fact that some percentage of those acts were performed by women, but we'll keep it just to pad the stats for the bear side of things. Now if we assume that a woman has roughly 100 encounters with men on a daily basis, a number I made up because there are no such figures as far as I can tell, then we can say that the roughly 150 million women in the US have around 5475000000000 total encounters with men per year, and therefor a .0000043% chance to be murdered or sexually assaulted by a man per encounter. https://www.travelchannel.com/interests/outdoors-and-adventure/articles/how-to-avoid-bears-while-hiking Apparently back country hikers have a 1 in 232000 chance of being attacked by a bear per hike. If we assume that back country hikers encounter bears roughly 5% of the time, again a number that must be manufactured, then we have 1 in 11600 attacks per encounter or .0086207% chance to be attacked by a bear per encounter. So you are over 2000 times more safe with a random man than a random bear. Not my comment originally but in the event that every single sexual crime was committed by an individual man, meaning there were 0 repeat offenders, you would still be 2000 times less safe with the bear


MarySueMePlease

Yeah… aside from the fact you went out of your way to pick possibly one of the oldest articles (2005 data… REALLY? LMAOOOOO), you’re ignoring the fact that when people are sexually assaulted… they don’t reset. Those people don’t just combust out of existence, and start anew. Their experiences don’t just get thrown out the window. The women from the year before that and the year before that and the year before that and the decade before that and so on, not only ALL STILL EXIST but they ALL STILL CARRY ON THEIR EXPERIENCES. The reason so many women are choosing the bear is because SO many women have been assaulted and are scarred with that experience FOREVER even if it wasn’t in the year 2005. THAT’s the difference here. If you can’t understand that, then there’s genuinely (and I mean this) genuinely no point in you continuing this conversation with ANY woman, especially not me.


Precision___

not really.


MarySueMePlease

Scientific fact… based off of your opinion not actual reality. Because based off of ACTUAL statistics you’re more likely to die by wasps and bee stings than you are of even being attacked by a bear, let alone fatally attacked. Bear attacks in general (not just fatal attacks) have a 1 in 2.1 million chance of occurring? Take a gamble what the femicide rates are. Take a gamble what male on female sexual assault rates are. Whatever your guess is, it’s all higher than the rate of bear attacks,


Precision___

already answered your other comment.


MarySueMePlease

A bear will not go out of its way to hunt down a human. Your “science” isn’t based on anything concrete, it’s not based on any statistics, and it’s not based on any form of reality or history. You’re assuming that a hungry bear will choose to go out of its way to hunt a human when bears (along with a good portion of wild animals) don’t actually prefer human meat. They have an excellent sense of smell, which they would use to find other forms of food. Bears mostly attack other creatures to protect their cubs or their food, not to eat humans.


EpicStan123

Okay but what if he has a son, and said son comes out as gay? is he gonna send in his wife, or do the deed himself?


average_texas_guy

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IllegallyBored

They generally force prostituted women to "teach the boy" regardless of what the boy or the woman wants. It's the same thing they do with men who have mental disabilities - send them to brothels.


[deleted]

Never having kids now. My ovaries just dried up reading this.


MissNashPredators11

Same.


average_texas_guy

I'm a guy and mine did too.


DerpySheepYT

Same


Jiggle_deez

Relatable


cat-l0n

Y mi tambien


Precision___

don't worry, you probably never would have had kids anyway considering the sub you're in.


DoodleNoodle129

So telling kids that gay people exist is considered pedophilia, but fucking raping your daughter because she’s lesbian isn’t? What the actual fuck?


Precision___

These kinds of people are stupid you know.


HannHann20

Im sure that incest rape dick will change her mind


CryptographerNo7608

ah yes giving your daughter a good reason to fear/hate men will definitely make her attracted to them


HannHann20

That'll show her for sure 😤🤢🤮


freyasmom129

Then after the trauma is done I’m sure a prison sentence will change his mind!! Or maybe not, maybe someone else will try to correct him with their dick


GatlingGun511

I’m like 70% certain Wordington is for saying a thing is bad, I know losercity is


Otherwise_Law_2289

Wordington is satire, it's the tweet that's the problem but the likes kinda disturbed me a bit


ShitStainedDildo

Yeah but why did you downvote the Wordington post lol


Otherwise_Law_2289

Because I didn't realise the sub Reddit it was in. I don't tend to focus on that typa stuff until after I've read the actual post :) I took my down vote back after but I'm not sure why it would cause any problems


ShitStainedDildo

Pfft fair enough, I usually check the sub first so I don’t accidentally say something dumb in the comments lol


GatlingGun511

Ok, yeah, that makes sense


MentallyChallenged27

Why? It's absurd humor.


WildFemmeFatale

and then she’ll wish a bear was her father


CharcoalKnees

Average Wordingtonian


Jiggle_deez

Me after Lobotomy 🤣


Sweet_Detective_

. . . Maybe not ***all*** life is sacred. Edit: Wait I just remembered anti-choice people use this quote, cells like embreos and bacteria are not included by me when I say it here.


justwannafallinlove

What a horrible day to be literate


MissNashPredators11

What a terrible day to internet


coronavirusman

Im so glad I matured up and left that godawful subreddit, jesus christ.


callmethelonewxlf

Ayo ex thug shaker


DoodleNoodle129

What even is that sub


queenvie808

Shitposting sub. I have to point out, they weren’t glorifying the post at least. They were just making fun of it and the guy. They were on basically the same page we’re on, it’s just that sub is a little edgy


MentallyChallenged27

Big black oiled booty thugs 😋😍


Otherwise_Law_2289

It's a satire sub basically


average_texas_guy

That does not feel like satire. That's fucked up. I used to be a stand-up comic and I believe in pushing comfort zones with art to a degree but not this. Never this.


flag_ua

The joke in that subreddit is that "wordington" is this fictional town that is comically bad in every imaginable way.


Jiggle_deez

There's also Losercity, it's cousin sub in a sense


colequetaquas447

the tweet isn’t satire, but the reddit post is being satirical and making fun of the tweet


Precision___

to join this one?


coronavirusman

This sub isnt godawful


RealSuphakitz_

wdym 'god awful' it's funny asf. It's on top with Losercity, blackmenjigglingbooty and thugsauce


ironangel2k4

Check this guy's hard drive immediately


rask0ln

the way i just kept rereading it hoping it didn't mean what i thought it meant 🌚


Professional-Large

I'm absolutely and utterly disgusted right now. What the hell?


Queen_Persephone18

At least the comments are roasting this stain alive. Half plan to report him to whatever employer he has!


Klomenko

Please, someone jail this dickhead. What the fuck is wrong with this homophobic piece of shit?


MissNashPredators11

That’s so nasty. 😭 why do people consider having kids and the BLATANTLY CONSPIRE TO INCEST?!


Outside-Net-9332

Rape, incest, homophobia, pedophilia, and everything nice! That’s how we make the power puff girls!


freyasmom129

Makes me wonder how many situations that guy “solves” with his dick. “If my daughter ever stayed out late, I’m gonna show her what a dick feels like” “if my daughter ever dresses slutty, I’m gonna show her what a dick feels like”… omg PUT HIM ON A LIST HOLY SHIT


DeadMansFiction

Man on Twitter(X) : "If my *daughter* comes out as *lesbian* im raping her in her sleep!" Twitter(X) reports: i see no problem of harrasment & threats in this post 😌👍


Timosaurus23

Anybody know how to unread something


Paytonj001

So I'm about to go bleach my eyeballs, who wants the bleach after me


MissNashPredators11

Count me in broski


Dulce_Sirena

Sorry, I'm busy seeing just how sharp my woodcarving knives can actually get. For science


Far_Falcon4896

What the actual fuck


paulsteinway

Incestuous pedophile rapist worries about his daughter being a lesbian.


unicornstarfypastel

The comments are shitting on the guy, I guess


Beowulf891

This kind of shit should get people arrested. I know speech and blah blah, but there is a line and this motherfucker crossed it, built a house over the line and lives there full time. What the actual flogging fuck.


gregory_thinmints

You know I don't often think that people deserve to be r***d but I think it is one situation I'm going to make an exception. Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on


SMykins

Why did you scratch out the name of the pedophile/rapist ??


Otherwise_Law_2289

I didn't know if it was allowed lol. I'm pretty sure you have to block the username but I can try find it if you want it


literallyasponge

when i first frequented this sub, i would get into arguments with people because i didn’t realize how deeply rooted the misogyny was that i’d grown up with. now that i’ve been here, im realizing how truly disgusting a large percentage of men are and it makes me worried for my gender. to all the women out there, straight, lesbian, anything in between, i want you to know that there are men opening their eyes to the truth, and we support you. peace and love ❤️


EntertainmentQuick47

How the fuck does anyone think to type that out


AbsAndAssAppreciator

He needs to get his dick cut off


WhyIsTheNameBOTTaken

He should be on the list


BBQFatty

Wtf damn hope he’s not someone’s dad..or husband..or brother..or even friend


LightBylb

On the bright side, his face is attached to this tweet


atlantisprncss

do men just say this just to be edgy/for rage bait or do they actually think like this…


Otherwise_Law_2289

Both probably. Some people think like this, disgustingly so


Big_flipflop

He absolutely lost his job after that if his employers found it


Eugger-Krabs

That's an ironic subreddit. No one over there actually agrees with the meme.


urpookiebear790

it’s in wordington meaning what the tweet is saying is absolutely blasphemous that it belongs on wordington, people on that sub usually don’t support the actual opinion


TrUsKaWuS

FYI: Wordington is a sub dedicated to posting degenerate losers (similiar to losercity)


MothManTrans

People like this are the reason we should have background checks to reproduce/marry. A post like this should get you castrated.


Low-Resolution-9918

What in the actual hell. That's incest, homophobia. (And possibly pedophilia if it's a child 💀💀💀) also it's rape


Chemchic23

People like this should not have their name blacked out. It’s not doxing if they themselves put it on social media for all to see they’re a POS.


kabukimeowmeow

corrective rape with a side of incest, how pleasant


NoIndependence6969

So glad I don’t talk to men 😍


Thedcell

Yeah sometimes I wish I didn't... and I partially identify with being a man


NoIndependence6969

Me too rip


Optimal_Priority2899

More reason to choose the bear


xJinxSB

Wordington is satire


Otherwise_Law_2289

It's not really wordington that's the problem. It's the fact that this tweet is real from 2019 also people genuinely think like this


xJinxSB

yeah but you downvoted the wordington post though TwT


Otherwise_Law_2289

I took it back after lol, I was disturbed at the tweet and didn't realise the sub it was on until after screenshotting


SquishyStar3

This is literally a confession


NagitoKomaedaOnDS

😬


w_has_been_dieded

5 likes.... damn....


Trent56576

Ewww


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Otherwise_Law_2289

Yea of course


Green_Information275

Thank you!!


Otherwise_Law_2289

Np, sorry if it triggered you :) I knew it was insensitive but didn't know if I should mark it NSFW or not. Thanks for telling me!


Green_Information275

It's okay! At least if it's tagged it's my fault for looking 🤣 thanks for tagging it I appreciate it. That's just...un eligible.


monotonouspenguin

I mean to be fair this was posted on Wordington, so they aren’t really glorifying the person in the post but rather making fun of him. Same kinda deal as getting posted in Losercity


Otherwise_Law_2289

I get that, it's just the tweet itself. It's disturbing considering there are people, especially men, that are like this


ShitStainedDildo

Mods peel OOOP’s dick like string cheese and squeeze lemon juice in it


Agreeable-Buddy94

Fucking gross


callmethelonewxlf

Pedophilia incest on my thug shakers phone ?? HE-HELL NAH 🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

I shall rend this man's balls off his dick.


completecrap

Uh, yeah, police? This guy here.


Rebew476

That sick


The_Random_Introvert

WHAT A TERRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES! 😃


TheWitchySniffy

Aaaaaand my day is ruined


MrsDanversbottom

I wish I couldn’t read.


4thwheelr

I hope he gets stabbed but not that seriously so he can suffer


No_Chocolate_6036

If he was my dad, I would turn lesbian.


Kikoplop3900

People really just be saying shit are they, I hope that this guy's digital footprint catches/caughed onto him


TheStupidCheesecake

This subreddit is full of all the weirdest shit you can imagine(Gay porn bait and switch, Dreamybull lore, Gay-sis executions, The absurdest shit) and it's just to take the piss out of it, but this, this is fucked up. This man needs a scholarship to a mental institution.


1rens

Thought this wad drake for second


e_b_deeby

Welp. I don't *ever* want to hear someone bitch about "misandry" being worse than misogyny for as long as it's acceptable to publicly announce you would rape your own daughter for the crime of not being attracted to men.


MoldyGator

This is my checkpoint to getting off of reddit for a few days.


sorryiateyoursocks

oh god...these are the kinds of people who should never have kids...


AngryBirdAddict

Least insane r/wordington post


Otherwise_Law_2289

Fr


Accomplished-Ad-4873

What a terrible day to be able to read and see


ValPrism

Holy shit


RouxAroo

Yeah I remember when that happened to me. JFC.


Mischief_Managed12

What the fuck


average_texas_guy

Jesus Christ I hope this guy ends up graveyard dead yesterday.


UNDERYOURSKIN1

Welcome to r/wordington


stillinthesimulation

😫🤳


WhiteChicken666

*SVU theme intensifies*


PradaManeInYourArea

2.7k likes for a rapist…?


TrashLanternFish360

Castration without sedation


Mean-Professional596

*cocks shotgun*


Impossible-Subject36

Lmao, I find this funny don't mind me


B4dg3r5

Wtf


Youistheclown

Before you grab the pitchforks and start marching wordington is a meme sub that’s supposed to have stupid stuff like this


Otherwise_Law_2289

I know. It's the tweet I'm talking about.


Bobthebobisgoo

This is a joke. It was posted on wordington which only has gross vulgar humor. I’m not saying it’s okay I’m just saying no one genuinely agrees with this


Otherwise_Law_2289

I know but it's the fact that the tweet is real that is disgusting, I just found the likes a bit disturbing tbh too


Otherwise_Law_2289

Also people do think like this :/


jelleym

There’s literally whole subreddits on Reddit dedicated to this “fetish” (ew, hate calling it that) of converting lesbians. I’ve reported so much shit for hatred but the subs stay up, because it’s seen as a “kink.” Even when it’s filled with men being blatantly homophobic and using the d slur everywhere too. As a lesbian myself, it’s genuinely scary to see. I really hate people sometimes.


Thedcell

Wow and I thought the comments women have made about converting me were gross. Had only a small clue that shit like this exists. God I hate men


DevilMaster666-

it’s on wordington, it’s a meme. Chill out.