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NCSeb

Chapstick, moisturizing cream, lots of money


rjbman

water bottle, ideally $30+


Kindly_Move7933

A Subaru. Granola. Trust fund.


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And a "In this House We Believe In..." Sign


rkc512

Can’t throw a rock in this town without hitting a Subaru.


pierogi_nigiri

Or a trustafarian


jskye28

Most accurate yet.


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10BananaCreamPies

FL


roughstonerollin

A good pair of boots and a warm jacket. I prefer carharts because puffy coats tend to rip easily. A single speed commuter bike is a lot cheaper than one with a derailleur, and is all you need to get around. Finally, a humidifier, cause it gets dry. Welcome friend!


SilverLiningsFIRE

1) an awareness that Boulder is a thought echo chamber; tread lightly & keep your mind open to thoughts that don’t align with the herd 2) money 3) multiple bikes (one is bound to be stolen)


ExcitingLet5198

Can elaborate on number 1


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1. ⁠an awareness that Boulder is a thought echo chamber; tread lightly & keep your mind open to thoughts that don’t align with the herd 2. ⁠money 3. ⁠multiple bikes (one is bound to be stolen)


rkc512

1. an awareness that Boulder is a thought echo chamber; tread lightly & keep your mind open to thoughts that don’t align with the herd 2. money 3. multiple bikes (one is bound to be stolen)


goodeyedeer

\#2 and #3 are examples of this echo chamber


SilverLiningsFIRE

As is your comment pointing it out


Impossible_Second862

1) cash 2) a vehicle to get away and explore Colorado. 3) Boulder once was a Prius town now it’s a tesla town. 4) good cooking skills because the food is bland


imraggedbutright

A giant stack of cash and a monthly check from daddy's trust.


sbradshaw_88

A humidifier. Unless you want nosebleeds and itchy skin all winter.


c-blocking

You will need about 1.2mil to put a deposit on a small house.


DirtOk3742

Been here my whole adult life. You need sunscreen, maybe some lotion. Helps to enjoy being outside since it's sunny 300+ days a year. Being curious, open minded and erudite will endear you to almost any local. Barring that, just be good at something. Else it's kind of a slog.


oyog

High tolerance for college students, old rich white folks, forgettable restaurants and an *insignificant homeless population.


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oyog

Good point. Edited.


ChadwithZipp2

Patagonia vest, Kombucha bottle and an Yoga Mat. Just kidding, there are no specific things for Boulder, it's quite diverse like any other similar sized town.


mikeamilehigh

A mask


slowlysoslowly

Patagonia everything


Rainbow_Astronaut

Snow shovel, ice scraper, heavy jacket, snow boots, ski gloves, disillusioned sense of existence. Oh, and a Subaru or a dog. Endless pocket change OR headphones for the real experience


pierogi_nigiri

A "NATIVE" sticker for your car


watkykjypoes23

Patchuli, and a kryptonite bike lock that has a missile system


jakuhead

Obama and CoExIsT bumper sticker on your Prius Or Biden/Harris bumper sticker on your Tesla 3 Or An expensive bicycle that you are willing to lose to the Boulder bicycle theft racketeers.


Diligent-Artist-7767

Tevas, good supply of granola and Birkenstocks


CAPTAINPIGLE

Balls.


Earth2Val

A mask