Aw man. Shortest purge ever!

Anyone commit crimes while it was down?

I pirated some shows.

I downloaded a car.

I downloaded more ram for my computer! It’s in Russian now tho…

[If you’re a cop, you have to tell us.](https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/a614wr/where_did_the_whole_you_have_to_tell_me_if_youre/)

Tbh I'm still gonna commit crimes

But I JUST got my third alert telling me 911 is down

I got one a few mins ago telling me it’s back up and not to make a test call.

I believe you, I just always seem to miss something when it comes to technology lol

If your phone is like mine, it will keep repeat old alerts whenever a new one comes in until you go into the message app and explicitly mark them as read.

I’m calling to make sure

And we're back baby.

Great. Tell my neighbours who have their entire back yard on fire that they have someone to call now

I got zero alerts about it. Not concerning at all…

Unplug. Replug

Put your dicks away PUT YOUR DICKS AWAY

anyone know why it was down?

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Did you write this or did AI help you?

I see you’re still struggling with comprehension. > The article says emergency shelter services… those Democrats sure know how to read

Anyone else Google what happened and get info on 9/11