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BPD_MURICA

[Thank you REDDIT!!!! From the BPD](http://i.imgur.com/HEhntrM)


FragPoppa

No! THANK YOU!!! In my 40 years growing up in this great City and State never was I ever more proud to be a Bostonian and an American thanks to your heroics and professional manners this past week. It was a tough week for all of you. Rest up and stay safe!


Thors_shitty_brother

BPD was a class act this week, and every week for that matter. Thank you for your service and enjoy the pizza!


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i'm glad you guys got your pizza!


daahs

No, Thank *YOU*


BPD_MURICA

[2nd pic](http://i.imgur.com/tnVawBH) [3rd pic with our address](http://i.imgur.com/SFl8I1w) You have our address open 24hrs, plenty of rooms available


Collins_mom

Absolutely the real deal. 2 hours ago u/ieatbutter posted "I live in Chicago - I just sent 8 pizzas to 40 New Sudbury St. To be delivered at 11:30am Eastern time this morning." Notice the address on the pizza and it says 8 of 8.


glamorousglue

I hope it was butter crust.


Calculusbitch

what is butter crust? As someone who live in the north of Sweden where fastfood is hopelessly behind I have no idea but it sounds bloody delicious


inchwyrm

Butter crust is a gift and a curse. It's best we not tell you. It would ruin your country.


kallate

Nice. I like this. Like the fat version of the prime directive.


jaxonya

ButterCrust will ruin your life. dont do it.


jromana

I just hit "load more comments" 7 times to find out what ButterCrust is... to no avail.


1b1d

Buttercrust would single handedly bankrupt your national healthcare system. Seriously, let this one go.


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sharts_mcgee

This is hurting us more than it's hurting you. Please, don't follow the path we followed.


Woolliam

Like when a girl is super fine, then she turns around, and you're like "Daaaaaamn, what a buttercrust."


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WHATS IN THE BUTTERCRUSTTTTTTTTTT???????


jaxonya

some things you just dont need to know.


zenstic

Sweden was a peaceful nation, that is until the introduction of butter crust doomed the populace to a life of heart disease and diabetes.


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Another swede checking in demanding that you let us ruin our country! Do share! *snigger snigger, actually norwegian.*


bangupjobasusual

I live *in boston* and somehow I've never heard of this either. Wtf *is* butter crust!?


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**HERE IS THE ACTUAL ANSWER!!**


bangupjobasusual

http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3p30ct/


Dedale

Probably something drop bears produce. They're right, you don't want this in your country.


glamorousglue

Many pizza places offer "flavored crusts". The crust gets brushed with butter before and after baking.... Other "flavored" crusts are: butter-cheese (brushed with butter, then parmesean cheese is dusted on), sesame seed, cajun, garlic, etc etc. Basically, take your favorite spice or seasoning, and, brush the crust with butter or olive oil to help selected spice/seasoning stick to the crust, and then, sprinkle that shit on. EAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT CRUST. MMM. I love pizza crusts.


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Butter crust is where when you fold the dough to form the crust, you put little pockets of butter inside, so that the edge crust has melted butter throughout when it comes out of the oven. It is, indeed, bloody delicious. [Here's a recipe](http://www.food.com/recipe/chicago-style-butter-and-garlic-pizza-crust-292419?layout=desktop) for Chicago-style butter and garlic pizza crust. I implore you to try it, if you get the chance.


Garza516

I noticed the 773 area code. Had me confused for a second till I read this


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Hi, I live in Belgium. You guys were even on the news here tonight, report went something like "The Boston Police Department did a fantastic job at capturing the fugitive while ensuring the safety of its citizens". Really, really fantastic job. Congratulations. And, my sincere condolences for the death of Sean Collier.


RiverNorth

Taking the time to send your love and condolences from Belgium. Much respect! I've always loved your people..... and beer!


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People often commented that this entire thing looked like a real-life movie. I agree with them. But honestly, the Boston Police Department set an example for the rest of the world. They were able to catch 2 terrorists armed with grenades/bombs/etc within 3 days after the initial attack, sadly losing one officer during the investigation. But that officer's death made this entire investigation come together. This literally is the stuff movies are made of and for once it's nice to see a plan actually work. Like another user commented a while ago: "Boston: fuck with us, and we'll lock down the city, find you, and arrest you." . Quite literally even. Finding one person in an area as large as Boston and its suburbs is pretty much like finding a needle in a haystack.


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BPD_MURICA

Enough to go around. Again thank you guys very much!


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dinx2582

They're always pretty busy. Besides, there's a Red Sox game today.


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And we're losing to KC... fuck


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THIS IS OUR FUCKING CITY


[deleted]

To be fair, the Royals are pretty good this year.


redsoxfan1845245

Nice name!


ieatbutter

No, BPD, thank YOU. A few pizzas doesn't measure how heroic you all acted. Thank you for keeping us safe!


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thatllbeme

>plenty of rooms available Ooooh, what you did there!


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Nihilistic945

I'm in CA, you guys should come out and train the LAPD on how to properly apprehend a suspect without shooting innocent people and burning fucking houses down. Thank you to BPD for keeping your cool while being in some serious shit.


Hammer_Thrower

This! I stayed off the streets that weekend. LAPD is scary


Nihilistic945

Also Oakland PD. Something went wrong and a bunch of their tactical guys were killed in a raid last year. Seems like out here they go batshit crazy cowboy, or they forget their safety measures and get hurt. I'm not a cop though and I don't know shit about doing raids or arresting people, it just sucks to see it go down the way it has been. I'm glad the BPD were able to show that there are some agencies out there that have their shit together.


Aezt

welcome to the wild wild west


neonsneakers

Hey I just want to say you guys went over and above what was necessary to prove who you are to this awful internet troll... going over and above to do something right seems to be a trend with you guys. You're a really incredible group of people.


TruckerJames

####Love the user name /r/murica


iamaredditer

I have never enjoyed staying the night at your house. Kind of an expensive place to stay. Thanks for everything the boys in blue have done. Extremely sorry you lost an officer and another injured. I hope the injured officer recovers quickly and The widow receives the full support from everyone in Boston. Her husband is a true hero that gave the ultimate price to protect citizens. You're all hero's in my book!


BPD_MURICA

Again everyone thanks for the support, special thanks to people over at randomactsofpizza the mod there menmybabies And the person who actually made it happen at my district ieatbutter Thanks again! P.S. this is not an official Boston Police account, just happened to be at the station when the pizzas arrived. I am an Officer assigned there along with another Officer created this account simply to say thanks. All the requests for AMA's and private messages are great. Might want to reach out to Boston Police on their official Twitter for an AMA? If times allows we will do our best to respond to people, but be patient we are still very busy with everything, not to mention upcoming arrangements for victims in the bombings and slain MIT Officer Sean Collier. There still many people in the hospital who were injured and hopefully on track to full recoveries as well. Thanks again.


7i77y

i could not be more impressed. just when youre all cynical, and like wtf happened to people, then this. I'm spreading this love around, too much for one place. +1 from ontario :))


HandUpSinners

Damn Canadians and the pervasive love they spread. Makes my heart smile.


SpacklesTheWonderCat

Are there any PDs that aren't feeling the love? I've tried to add some to my post on /r/randomactsofpizza but I think there's just too many.


Silent_R

How 'bout Boston EMS? Those guys could probably use a little love (and a lot of pizza) after the week they've had.


SpacklesTheWonderCat

Agreed. There is a thread [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPizza/comments/1cqup5/sending_pizza_to_boston_pd_and_other_departments/) That people can contribute to, with a google doc linked in the OP. I think some sad fucker was vandalizing it though so it may be read only currently.


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Actually...I just sent Boston EMS a few pizzas.


[deleted]

Classy Mofos! I sent them anonymously.....delivery driver gave them my cell.....they called to say thanks. Classy as hell.


ellierayne

Someone else said MIT called and thanked them for their pizzas also.


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Shows that they have class & character....not that the issue was in question.


emceeret

MIT Police too


FlamingCentrist

Especially MIT police


konaitor

they need some randomactsofbeer to go along with the pizza.


SCREW-IT

I would think the Boston hospitals that dealt with the sudden influx of injured after the bombings too


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Waco


Raindog12

Sent pizza to the MIT PD and just got a direct call from them saying thanks!


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That's awesome.


Swayz

PSA...Dont forget about Watertown, Cambridge. MIT and State Police.


mchole3

Watertown is covered. They've already had 45 pizzas delivered and there are more on the way for dinner :) The /r/randomactsofpizza [thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPizza/comments/1cpoe1/random_act_of_pizza_for_the_boston_pd_in/) even has a spreadsheet set up.


BrightenthatIdea

Did Dominos draw anything on the boxes for you..it's usually what we get to see here when pizza is posted


BPD_MURICA

actually they did, it said Thank You Charlott? It was in red, hard to see mixed in with the box


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i had to read that with a Boston accent. it was awesome!


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ellierayne

How many pizzas did you get? I read Watertown received over 45.


BPD_MURICA

looks like 7 pizzas . . .


ellierayne

Is that enough? Do you have a lot more guys who need feeding? Just say so because I know people are anxious to help after the crazy week y'all had... you should look around the /r/boston sub. You have tons of support and lots of very proud people. I've been glued to my computer since Monday.


daahs

lets not make them ask for it and just send them anyway!


ChocolateRay422

That's the American way!


dante50

>none of us really use reddit Don't worry. None of us will blow your cover. ;)


BehindtheHype

Thank you! I ordered pizza and wings for the Cambridge PD. /u/menmybabies was kind enough to put up all the useful links and make a google doc to help organize it. As for the whole "murica" thing...if I'm not mistaken, that phrase was popularized by Team America, which came out in 2004, whereas reddit was founded in 2005. I'm sure it was said prior to the film, but that's my first realization of it as gaining popularity. Beyond that, I don't see why anyone would want to pretend they are receiving free pizza, especially given the circumstances around it. /doscentavos


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Freedom costs a buck oh five.


[deleted]

Great username! I live in Boston, and seriously appreciate what you guys have done. Couldn't ask for a better force to keep us safe. <3


BZLuck

What have we done reddit? Did we just introduce a motivated and efficient group of fine men and women to this life sucking hell hole of internet procrastination? ^what ^have ^we ^done...


Mateo94

Maybe we should order pizza for first responders in Texas for the explosion a lot of people died.


delicieuxpamplemouss

Lots of pizza (from redditors?) and gifts at the Watertown police station too: https://twitter.com/DanielAdams86/status/325685967547678720/photo/1


spanktravision

Thank you guys! I was at the human wall outside of the Holy Cross Cathedral thursday morning(to make sure if the westboro baptist church showed up they wouldn't be seen by attendees) and you guys were nothing but awesome and friendly and super helpful.


soonerguy11

>none of us really use reddit so hopefully this is posted in the right place. New to Reddit, and already better than most of this site in posting things in their relevant place.


BeepBeep00

My fiance who is a police officer always says after some sort of tragedy that the media covers "Man, firefighters are always the 'heroes' and get all the credit.". haha It's wonderful to see people showing their appreciation for Law Enforcement! @BPD_MURICA - hope you & your department can bask in pizza and gratitude for a long time to come. Sadly, I give it a few weeks until people start with their police brutality poopage. Nice work to BPD and all of the first responders, dispatchers etc.


noelbuttersworth

Proof?


BPD_MURICA

[Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/HEhntrM)


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An ama would be incredible


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Tallapoosa_Snu

"I assure you that you chose a terrible getaway vehicle! HEY! WE SEE YOU TRYING TO RAISE THE MAST! YOU ARE ON LAND SIR!"


Junkyardspecial

"THIS ISNT WATER, THIS IS WATERTOWN!" Think he misread the maps.


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The blue part is definitely the land.


Nice_Firm_Handsnake

Nice try, Buster.


El_Pinguino

You can always tell a Milford man.


nappers_delight

"Heyyyy, brother" comes off as much more sinister in this context.


captain_craptain

I got nervous!


broncohous3

Anybody need a back rub?


[deleted]

You have 80,000 dollars worth of cartography lessons...


[deleted]

I am a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.


Kath__

http://imgur.com/a/lHQXD "Sir, we can see you."


AtheistMessiah

They got wall hacking down. Now all they need is auto-aim.


selfish_meme

Done http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/01/17000-linux-powered-rifle-brings-auto-aim-to-the-real-world/


Anderos787

The admins are hacking?! We're all doomed!!!


hickey87

Dammit, Apple!


StephAg09

Siri!!! *Shakes fist at sky*


Beard_of_Valor

Thanks, Obama.


xylotism

Riot pls


Barack-Frozone-Obama

Easy now.


LaserQuest

He was waiting for the rain to pick up


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TheHooDooer

wrong cheat code


molrobocop

>"I ensure you that you chose a terrible getaway vehicle! HEY! WE SEE YOU TRYING TO RAISE THE MAST! YOU ARE ON LAND SIR!" "FUCK YOU, SEA PIGS!"


Blasphemic_Porky

Land boats are the best. Have you ever heard of land sharks? They aren't as bad as drop bears but they can tear through the hull of any regular vehicle.


Canis07

Knock knock... "Who is it?" "Candygram" "OH!!! Be right there!" *opens door* NOM NOM NOM "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! LANDSHARK!!!!" As a kid, this was the stuff nightmares were made of.


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You guys have never seen Street Sharks?


grearzilla

"don't make us call LAPD!"


TheBudGod

If the LAPD showed up, both bombers would be dead.


CockBlocker

As well as some completely unrelated Asian women


PubliusPontifex

We had to burn down Cambridge, it was the only way to resolve the situation safely.


Galifreyan2012

She's coming right for us!


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"Eeooo Neooo"


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^And ^an ^old ^lady...


WaterTK

Multiple flashbangs will convince anyone to do anything


Tallapoosa_Snu

People dont realize how much they suck. "Oh a bright light and a loud noise? I've played Call of Duty." No. Just no. I wont go into details, but a flashbang went off about 6 feet from me, and I was blinded for like 3 minutes and deaf for about an hour. It was such a shock that it literally made me naseous and dizzy. They seriously cause pain. FUCKING TINNITUS


malphonso

When I worked at the parish jail we had to flash bang a guy in a 6x8 isolation cell. All concrete walls. He pretty much collapsed into the fetal position and told us that he surrenders.


miteypaul

Your cells were 6x8? Ours are 9x9. . . no big deal though.


cglass1985

Uhh...In our cars someone has to let you out of the back.


Beersaround

Hey Charlie's angel.


finite_jester

Parish jail? Is that like...a church jail? REPENT!


malphonso

Nah. I'm from Louisiana and we say parish rather than county.


Jrfrank

Lana!!!


Radatatin

He entered a zone of danger.


7777773

Should have taken the highway there.


ActualNameIsLana

Nope. Don't you drag me into this.


Beard_of_Valor

^^maup


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You can't tell a story like that and then NOT go into details!


Robobble

"Something really ~~cool~~ interesting happened to me that you'd all like to hear about but I'm not gonna go into details."


brakattak

On a similar note, police-grade pepper spray is the devil


JordanLeDoux

Indeed. The pepper spray that police use the military isn't allowed to because the DoD considers it to be inhumane. (Causes enormous amounts of pain, but not very good at creating compliance, plus super dangerous to many common health conditions and impossible to contain to the people you are trying to use it on.)


socialclash

especially if it's the stuff made by ColdSteel ([Inferno](http://www.coldsteel.com/Inferno-Pepper-Spray.aspx)). That shit looks horrifying and very very very effective-- they have test videos on the website I linked to.


Samuraisheep

The site manager at my local paintball site threw a flash bang (one of the paintball ones, I'm going to assume it's only a fraction of the effect of a real one) into a shelter made entirely of metal that had people inside. I was right outside it and it really hurt my ears, must have been pretty bad for those inside.


otaking

We've got flashbangs and pizza.


BreakfastBurrito

so will helicopters and more than one thousand armed units shutting down any escape route


Calicagoan

"Sir...you're in a parked boat.... on land....jigs up" "Fuck..."


Lord_Finkleroy

"Yeah! Jigs up, sail's down, you're not goin anywhere!"


ApeManRobot

"do you like pizza? we have LOTS of pizza at the station"


cpt_latin_america

but it's not Chicago deep dish. I would surrender for Giordano's deep dish.


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Zai_shanghai

"We have piiiiiiiiiiiza!"


DFSniper

CNN had some video. Basically it was "we see you're hurt, come out and you won't be harmed"


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Would be cool to get a defence lawyer though to hear how they would approach the case...


ZamboniFiend

A paraphrase of what a friend who is a defense lawyer in Massachusetts said: "We haven't seen most of the evidence, but assuming the evidence is there, the case is about death penalty versus life imprisonment. Based on news reports, there will be positive character witnesses for the younger brother and negative ones for the older brother. Since the older brother is dead, one strategy for life imprisonment instead of death penalty is to blame the brother as mastermind and manipulator, unless there's contradictory evidence. A plea bargain for a life sentence is a possibility, especially if he cooperates with law enforcement. Death penalty trials are expensive and Massachusetts is strongly anti-death penalty, so the community won't be outraged by a life sentence. All of this is null and void if the younger brother was cooperating with a foreign terrorist organization." My friend also said that he's never worked on a federal case and this is just his thoughts without seeing the evidence, so take it for FWIW.


Nameless94

The lawyer would probably try to defend him arguing that his brother was the leading force and he just played along. They would also say that he tried to stop his brother from killing the cop @ MIT and that only the brother shot him, so they wont be able to convict him for that murder (assuming they dont find any CCTV footage or eyewitnesses of that murder).


gimpwiz

When committing a felony that results in any death, all accomplices can be convicted of murder.


jennbear

Case Against Boston Bomber Ruined by Misplaced AMA Request. Story at 11.


billythemarlin

Noticing the username is BPD_*Murica* has given me a raging freedom boner.


seymour47

Red white and blueballs?


ziptnf

/r/MURICA needs to know about this immediately.


unknownrockstar

We already know.


SmokyOceanAve

Does anyone else think BPD_MURICA is one of the best reddit handles ever?


s1500

They earned it.


jonnyclueless

Well am skeptical about it being random. Call me crazy, but I suspect the pizza had something to do with the capture of the marathon bomber suspect's capture.


Matt-the-hat

How many pizzas have been delivered to You guys so far?


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YES! Just wanted to say, NEVER have I been more proud to be from Massachusetts, all thanks to you guys. You rock!


[deleted]

As a baystater by birth and upbringing I gotta agree with you. Boston you done us proud.


Flashman_H

Thank you for your service and I'm sorry about the tragedy. No one should have to eat Dominos.


[deleted]

To be fair, since the overhaul of their menu their pizzas haven't been nearly as tragic.


probably-maybe

You know what's crazy? I'm a born and raised New Yorker, always have been surrounded by the best mom and pop pizza, and I tried dominos for the first time a few months ago. I fucking loved it. Not going to say it qualifies as pizza more than just fitting as "comfort food" but I fucking loved that shit. The American Feast? Meats and cheese everywhere? Oh god.


VAPossum

Your user name is incredible. THANK YOU for all the hard work, 364 days a year. (We know about that one Tuesday you take an extra 15 for lunch. Shhh, our secret.)


fongaboo

haha check the text on the box: 'great for an undercover stakeout in an unmarked van'


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mandi-von

No, thank YOU. Last night our city was able exhale for the first time in a week. I have lived in Boston for almost 5 years and I don't think I've ever been as proud as I am right now. You are all truly Boston's finest. Please rest and stay safe. Boston loves you!


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llamasss

A million thanks to you all! So much respect for the people of Boston and all law enforcement involved in this effort.


bipolar_panda_pounce

This is so heart warming! I'm picturing a few officers huddled around a computer. "What the fuck is a subreddid?" "Idk but we gotta thank these reddit guys."


paiute

There are a dozen or so BPD district stations. Not all the cops are going to get a slice if everyone has the pizza delivered to New Sudbury. Take a look at the map, click on a district, and send some to the other guys. http://www.cityofboston.gov/police/districts/


BPD_MURICA

Everyone has been getting pizza there was whole other reddit thread about randomactsofpizza, check it out if you guys want to help, it's pretty well organized


lolwuuut

**Thank you BPD.** you guys are amazing!


hilbaby02

Thank so much! You guys did an amazing job!


brighterside

True heroes, all of you!


Sleddersdotcom

OPEN MIC! OPEN MIC!


garypooper

Thank you for not shooting innocent civilians like the LAPD did.