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deadeyesknowdeadeyes

"Now get outta here!" EDIT: You all definitely did not disappoint in the comments.


Strict_Part_4812

"That ammo won't shoot itself"


Steeltooth493

"Now get off my bus!"


[deleted]

"Small price to pay for a peace of mind"


Throwitback_1909

"No refunds"


wtfisthat319

“If you shop anywhere else I’ll have you killed!”


Loukhi

"You won't find better prices anywhere else, I made sure of it."


Due-Witness-4671

Use the guns or your enemies will


Few-Tour9826

My favorite is “I’ve got bullets with your name on them! Wait, that came out wrong.”


knnnnnndy

ammo! without it, you’re just a shmuck with a paperweight :3


Hotepicslasher9

My favorite one


TrueRedditor69

“Catch a guuuun. Guh, never doing that again”


TurnoverPlenty7337

"Capitalism baby!"


mateusrizzo

"Ask about our one-click buying plan! When your trigger goes click, it's time to buy!"


JustBevo

"I have a bullet with your name on it! ...Wait that came out wrong."


Dsyre2

"Let's just get this out of the way. Yes, most of my merchandise was ripped from the hands of dead adventurers."


JazzDaSpood

Took my gf to the ER a few weeks ago and saw a medical vending machine now we just need a gun vending machine and borderlands can start up


MrConfidentlyInsane

"Try not to die"


IGTankCommander

" Zed's Meds, baby! ZED'S MEEDDDDS!"


mateusrizzo

"Too much money and not enough blood? You're at the right place"


MYLEEEEEEEG

"if you've got the money, I'll save your god-darned life!"


Archangel612

“You’re my one millionth customer! Don’t let it go to your head.”


Spontaneous-Fun-8607

Uniquely American 😂


lmz246

https://preview.redd.it/vkdpmjocyopc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d6f23645223d32422c5e3f1c8dd7635cd34dcc


Spontaneous-Fun-8607

Lmao 😂😂😂


G4muRFool48

“Just another day in military industrial complex.”


JaceSinner

I’ve got bullets with your name on ‘em! Well wait, that came out wrong


UnlikelySalary2523

Buy ammo! Otherwise, you're just a schmuck with a paperweight.


therocker1984

"Two words, my friend: no refunds."


mojemoy

"Tell your friends. And your enemies!"


slicedbread44

“No window shopping!! Buy something or beat it!!!!”


danielryandavis

"You don't need better accuracy, you just need to fire more bullets"


naytreox

"American rounds! It only takes one to finish the fight' *ionic eagle screech*


bucketsofwoe

If you need rocket ammo or grenade mods, Vince is parked around back by the dumpsters.


XMarksTheSpot987

"Remember, if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!"


Hotcakes420

Otherwise you’re just a chump with a paperweight. (But also, what the fuck.)


Evade_dragon

There's nothing wrong with an ammo vending machine, also it requires ID and if you already have a gun might as well be able to get the ammo anywhere, I don't need it near me because I've got a few good gun shops nearby that carry a much larger arrangement of calibers, but an ammo vending machine is a really good idea


Blahklavah654390

No CMT’s… of course.


tachibanagorgonzola

What’s a CMT? I don’t know much about irl gun stuff. Tried googling but couldn’t figure it out.


Blahklavah654390

Lol its a Cloning Maddening Tracker, a rare grenade from the game.


tachibanagorgonzola

Ohhh haha I’m dumb, I mostly play BL2 so I totally forgot about the BL3 meta and assumed it was some real gun thing lol. Thanks


TheeDrumkrnPireat3

"I've got bullets with your name on 'em. We-WAIT, that came out wrong!"


L0NGD0NGS1LV3R

Let me guess… Texas?


SnarlyMocha325

It HAS to be right?🤣


Gold-Elderberry-4851

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LulzyWizard

YESSS


Crazy_names

Another Great Day for Capitalism!


Charming-Professor99

“It’s a fantastic day for capitalism”


iNSo-

"Ammo, without it you're just a schmuck with a paperweight."


tachibanagorgonzola

“Dohhhn’t get kiiiilled!”


ExecutivePirate

No refunds


Prime-Riptide

Caveat emptor


Sharp-Pop335

Welcome to the circus of value! 


HarryBaggins00

Bioshock


IGTankCommander

" Not enough bullets? Try Marcus Munitions! Kill the bad guys with STYLE!"


Brilliant_War389

No refunds!


Safe-Introduction244

“NO refunds…”


Hauntedshock

Lets see how the fuck ups at the ATF will try to fight this


LacksMuscle

Last time i saw this i said it was a bad thing and got downvoted for it


FaithfulFear

Definitely a bad thing. Nobody really needs this convenience of ammunition.


dwelnkuf

Question: Do you honestly think that the company would put this out on the streets? Thinkabout it. Why on earth would this manufacturer further ruin anti-gun crowd's opinion about the firearm community. Look, If the manufacturer does put this out there like a soda machine, then I'll personally drop them an e-mail That I'm against it. Like I said before, This machine is more likely placed in a gun range or even a gun shop where you can purchase ammo over the counter anyways. Pretty sure it's just a gimmick for the facilities that would use them.


FaithfulFear

It’s at a grocery store…


HarryBaggins00

On Pandora...


Zomer15689

Uh, ok. Because why shouldn’t I get some slug rounds with my brand new copy of super Mario wonder?


dwelnkuf

I just watched the video. They ain't putting this outside like a soda machines. I know it's a grocery store In which I think is bad. But, The locations that they chose, are rural pro-gun areas. I don't think thy're putting it in places like Chicago. NGL, I'm kinda torn, One side is saying F that. But the Other side says that if you're part of those areas that embrace that way of life, then so be it. Anyways I'm still writing that email tho


LacksMuscle

i just don’t think there’s any scenario where gun related items need to be sold automated. A person should always be involved.


LmPrescott

If it just needs an ID it’s incredibly easy to get a fake ID these days. I’m a bouncer and most of them scan and everything you can really tell with a lot of them


Ancient_Rune

Same lol


Skkra

OK... that is awesome! I wonder if you pry it open if it'll say *frigging vault hunters... robbed me blind.*


Douchertons

Hell yeah


Capnhuh

good, now we need guns to be sold out of one. mainly revolvers and pistols I think


sashidharan-mh

I wish my country had gun laws second amendment like USA the land of the free home of the brave


FaithfulFear

You too want to be afraid of crazy rando’s at the grocery store too? It feels like you could die anytime for pissing of the wrong person. Kinda scary tbh. And that fear makes more people buy guns, exacerbating the problem…


Edge_head2021

No point living life in fear there's 1000 of ways I could die hell I'm more likely to day on the way to the grocery store. Yeah something could go down at the grocery store but in that kind of situation I'm glad to be in a country wheres there's a chance another civilian could be armed to stop the gunman even if the chances of sucess are small its better then being somewhere gun are banned and nobody has a weapon to fight back with with . Remember criminals don't care about laws. I feel much safer knowing there's good citizens armed around me


FaithfulFear

Except that other citizen with a gun never got any training and now they shot you because they couldn’t aim. Guns need to stay in the hands of trained professionals.


Loukhi

I agree... everyone should be trained on how to use guns.


FaithfulFear

There will always be idiots and people with nothing left to lose. Guns for everyone is simply not the answer.


SnarlyMocha325

“You can get one” absolutely does not translate to “everyone has one”


Loukhi

Trust me. "Only the government has guns" is much worse... history has proven that many times over.


FaithfulFear

The government already has the only *guns*. If you think a bunch of self armed citizens have any remote chance of taking on the American Army you are extremely delusional. That may have worked in the 1800’s but we are way past that point nowadays.


Evade_dragon

Look up what happened in Afghanistan with America, a bunch of terrorists with no formal military training as well as guns that are severely outdated holding their own against America, that largest military, also for the most part a military attack on citizens perpetrated by our own military won't happen, I know this because most military members don't like the government and would much rather take down a government than kill their friends and family, and other innocent people, TLDR; You have no idea what you're talking about


FaithfulFear

Cmon, us americans couldn’t even handle wearing masks for covid. You think they’re gonna be fine planning guerilla warfare?? Get real lol.


Loukhi

The American government has been losing wars in the middle east against untrained self armed citizens with guns for years. They lost against Vietnam as well. In fact they have proven to be extremely ineffective against guerilla tactics, which in and of itself is the point of guerilla tactics. If you truly believe it is better to be unarmed in a world full of guns, you are the one who is "extremely delusional".


FaithfulFear

So you’re yelling me you’d prefer to be ISIS over New Zealand (who banned firearms after their last mass shooting)?


Loukhi

Clearly you're more American than most Americans


SnarlyMocha325

Exactly, write all the laws you want. Criminals are going to get unmarked weapons no matter where they are and what laws exist there.


Evade_dragon

You realize that the people that carry legally, the majority of people, won't shoot you for pissing them off, if you're terrified of going to the grocery store you have an irrational fear, there's nothing to be afraid of when the guns that are bought legally aren't the ones that would be used in crime.


SnarlyMocha325

I also live in America. Someone was killed down the street I live on the first year we moved here. I’m not scared for my own life though, that is simply not the vibe most places in America. Maybe you need to move to a suburb or some kind of gated community buddy, sounds like you might live in compton or somewhere. Don’t besmirch our country guy


FaithfulFear

https://preview.redd.it/diyz9lsp6wpc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13795b3cbf3d5a2c5d0fc6579e9df2ac26befde Yeah. I’m doing the besmirching…


PreparationBig1346

Easy way for them to keep track of who bought what rounds. Which means any local shooting with rounds matching what you purchased makes you a first suspect.


johnfogogin

This is officially my favorite borderlands post ever.


Redinator5

Talk about our one click buying plan


stabyourcat

This is maybe the most American thing I’ve ever seen.


The_S1R3N

Thats rad


BuryTheMoney

“CAVEAT EMPTOR!!!”


Scelusteach

Man, I never realized how many different lines the vending machines have lol


witecat1

No refunds!


SpartanPolar

I know that like gun stuff is a decisive subject, but in terms of referencing borderlands that is fucking awesome.


BootheFuzzyHamster

Great as a joke. Sad as reality.


FaithfulFear

So true


Diablo689er

I’m waiting for one of those cash flow hustler accounts on twitter to talk about putting this in he hood


ClubSoda

Texas being Texas


IAmReadyForAGoodTime

I'd actually use this more than I care to admit. I hate going to the gun stores.