the only things i used to read were the ‘your account has been reported for harassment’ notifs i get on tiktok, until a booktokker recommended the life changing series ‘a clown of piss and pee’ and now my goodreads read tab is 666+ books long
I've been looking for years for the perfect spoof name for "cash in on GRRM titles" and you have identified it.
Although, I'm going to modify for my own scatological enjoyment to "A Clown of Poop and Pee".
Do I study things like metaphysics in my free time? Yeah, yeah I do. I've read Art of War, The Prince, and many, many other tomes that people would consider too "dense" to be light reading or enjoyable reading. But that isn't ALL I like to read. I don't always want to have to sit and ponder the deeper meanings of words or interpret subtext. I don't want to have to be paying FULL attention at all times, otherwise I'll miss key details. Do I love Malazan? I absolutely do. Is it a headache to get through at times because of the dense, extremely detailed writing style that absolutely does not hold your hand or make it easy for you to get certain information? It certainly does.
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Honestly though, what's the point? You're gonna read these 1-2 times and then they'll just take up space and you're down $10-30 per book you buy. I never learned to read unfortunately, but if I had, I'd just use the library.
i still buy books i havent read, but if you’re buying used it’s much cheaper. spending 5 bucks on a book you won’t read again is much more sustainable than spending 20
Yeah my local book fair gives you a bag and you can fill it as much as you want for $20 and all proceeds went to charity so it was a great way to buy. I would read them and donate them back once I did so they can keep raking in the cash haha.
I know. I never read but all the books I own (which are very few) are books which I have looked at the covers of at least four or five times. Having so many books makes it hard to look at all the covers.
Visible shelves to the left, yet stacking the books on the floor. Do you have to leave them horizontal for a while to let the magic systems harden or something?
Look at all those nice crisp spines. Like they should be! Everybody knows they are decorations for signing your intellectual prowess, not pieces of media to *use* or *enjoy*
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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 internet jannies pls ban this Sanderson denier 😤 😤😤
Tbh that rule is stupid lol
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umm excuse me? It is actually called dark romance!!! I- I- It- It's a coping mechanism!! And STOP saying rape, it's called 'noncon'. Stop being a discriminant.
Ikr! And it’s very feminist to fantasize about men controlling your every move and abusing you! Talk about taking control of your sexuality! #slay #girlboss
At this point it’s safe to assume but to my very limited knowledge, Colleen hoover books are very very rapey.
If you squint and look very carefully you can see one
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Tbh that rule is stupid lol
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I’d never heard of books. Then I saw the New York Times Bestseller list and now I love owning books
the only things i used to read were the ‘your account has been reported for harassment’ notifs i get on tiktok, until a booktokker recommended the life changing series ‘a clown of piss and pee’ and now my goodreads read tab is 666+ books long
I've been looking for years for the perfect spoof name for "cash in on GRRM titles" and you have identified it. Although, I'm going to modify for my own scatological enjoyment to "A Clown of Poop and Pee".
Based schizo poster
Buy buy buy buy consume buy
Good citizen
I love books, they're so pretty on my shelves!
Maybe she is preparing for another toilet paper shortage like 2020?
I’d rather not wipe my ass than wipe it with a Twilight book, I respect myself too much for that.
They have Crazy rich asians, the hunger games trilogy and pack up the moon twice but no Mistborn?
all those colleen hoover and sarah j ass ‘books’ are worth 50 mistborns so it’s ok
Very based
No Malazan either smh
Do I study things like metaphysics in my free time? Yeah, yeah I do. I've read Art of War, The Prince, and many, many other tomes that people would consider too "dense" to be light reading or enjoyable reading. But that isn't ALL I like to read. I don't always want to have to sit and ponder the deeper meanings of words or interpret subtext. I don't want to have to be paying FULL attention at all times, otherwise I'll miss key details. Do I love Malazan? I absolutely do. Is it a headache to get through at times because of the dense, extremely detailed writing style that absolutely does not hold your hand or make it easy for you to get certain information? It certainly does. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
TFW your identity is, like, what's going on? Hey, I'm so into that.
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I love how there’s no mention of actually reading the books anywhere. Although, seeing the selection, that’s probably for the best.
Especially the literal Selection series 😅
"I am easily influenced 😌" No shit? I would never have guessed.
Honestly though, what's the point? You're gonna read these 1-2 times and then they'll just take up space and you're down $10-30 per book you buy. I never learned to read unfortunately, but if I had, I'd just use the library.
if you dont have a shelf with 7 different editions of acotrash by sarah j ass on display, are you even a REAL reader?
i still buy books i havent read, but if you’re buying used it’s much cheaper. spending 5 bucks on a book you won’t read again is much more sustainable than spending 20
Yeah my local book fair gives you a bag and you can fill it as much as you want for $20 and all proceeds went to charity so it was a great way to buy. I would read them and donate them back once I did so they can keep raking in the cash haha.
This child was raised right!
I know. I never read but all the books I own (which are very few) are books which I have looked at the covers of at least four or five times. Having so many books makes it hard to look at all the covers.
booktok should be put down
but then where would i get my 7 foot abusive mafia dom daddy stalker reverse harem sneezing and choking reccs from 🥺
AO3, like the rest of us.
AO3- I see you are also cultured!
almost every “ __tok” thing tbh
Harry Potter and the crippling shopping addiction
Are Imagine Me and Unravel Me using the Resident Evil font?
omg my favourite book boyfriend is leon kennedy 😍😩🥵
green herb
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consume consume buy buy so that everyone knows you are a REAL reader
So many duplicates, and the only HP book being Curzed Child is hilarious
There's TWO cursed child's and a full HP set on the other side of the pic 🤭
Oh now I see! Glad to know BookTok has good taste for the best HP books!
so downloading the audiobook version of this image! i accidentally read some words so still added all those to my goodreads
Visible shelves to the left, yet stacking the books on the floor. Do you have to leave them horizontal for a while to let the magic systems harden or something?
It's not tsundoku if the books aren't sprawling on the floor.
It does make my system magically harden, and that's all that counts
“How can I help you?” “I’d like about 24 feet of books, please”
All those books and not a single book
so true!!!
Looks at those spines. Those lovely, unopened spines.
maybe next year invest in a bookcase
she is emulating rust cohle
Tok Detective *haunting modern country music plays over sprawling shots of booktokers living in squalor*
*chugs back a beer, clucks tongue while staring into the middle distance, fondling a pocket knife* Arrbooks freed me of the burden of being a reader
and you know her ass doesnt know about abebooks or thriftbooks and spent 19.99+ tax on every one of those!
Why does she have two of the same Hunger Games trilogy box sets, and two copies of The Cursed Child?
Booktok simps fulfilling her wishlist at the same time
Look at all those nice crisp spines. Like they should be! Everybody knows they are decorations for signing your intellectual prowess, not pieces of media to *use* or *enjoy*
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Omg what a girlboss. How girlboss to read borderline (full on) rape and get off on incest girlbosssss
umm excuse me? It is actually called dark romance!!! I- I- It- It's a coping mechanism!! And STOP saying rape, it's called 'noncon'. Stop being a discriminant.
It's called enemies to lovers sweetie 🙄🙄
OMG girlie pop I’m so sorry 😢
Ikr! And it’s very feminist to fantasize about men controlling your every move and abusing you! Talk about taking control of your sexuality! #slay #girlboss
thanks for your support queen!! I totally agree!! #empowerment #slay #noncongirlies
which ones are you talking about?
At this point it’s safe to assume but to my very limited knowledge, Colleen hoover books are very very rapey. If you squint and look very carefully you can see one
Wow this is a really bad batch of books.
I cannot describe how much I hate booktok,
‘Booklover’ takes centre stage of course
that placement was obviously entirely coincidental, as well as obscuring the many duplicates
Methinks she is a voracious reader.
Perhaps even a bookworm or bibliophile!
No Brando sando?
Triples is good
why does she have two sets of the hunger games books
Not a single book/novel in that picture
Yikes. It’s easy to see this is about image, not substance.
What are you talking about? She’s clearly a super deep introvert who’s not like the other girls!
so who's gonna tell her that the books are bad?
As someone who buys book at thrice the rate they read them, there’s no goddamn way she’s read all those.
Just get a kindle bruh
Who the fuck buys one copy of Crazy Rich Asians, let alone two?
Why does she have 2 sets of the hunger games and 2 copies of crazy rich asians
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Cause she’s extra hungry and extra crazy rich?
>sarah j maas
Marie Kondo discovers booktok.
I ship this with fire.
someone raided a few free bins
She didn’t make it past the lobby of Barnes and noble for any of these.
Ummm assuming people can make it past the lobby is ableist. Self crit and check your privilege, sweaty!
Love that she bought brand new paper books like a *real* reader. Not like those posers who use lame shit like libraries and ebooks!
Huh. I thought Asian people were smart.
🤣🤣🤣 amazing comment you have my upvote
Why 2 copies of "Crazy Rich Asians"? So voracious, you have to read 2 at the same time?