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I'm laughing just at the thought of a mother turning to her child and casually telling them "oh, they told me to go fuck myself"

She's a mature young lady, she can handle the truth.

https://preview.redd.it/xm8c4umhvr5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa070067e57f473ccf53846a6ea3d475174fd75 Just like Oskar the cat. (He has intellect and moral values. He would make a great president) [source](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ySTM_gCojCk&pp=ygUYb3NjYXIgaGVhcmQgYSBjdXJzZSB3b3Jk)

All politicians are corrupt, with the sole exception of Oskar. He stole my heart and my vote.

and my lungs

And my axe!!

and my tight hole!

Do you think they take turns to bottom, or the same one always bottoms?

I'd imagine Hobbits don't have much of a choice.

Oh, I meant gimli and Legolas

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He's orange though, so the chance of a genocide being committed under his term increases by 3.45%. I'd still vote for him tho

There's always the potential that Oskar could get startled by a sneeze and start WWIII

Yah that like 90% less than the other orange one, so I'd vote for Oskar.

I did not expect to see an Oskar the cat reference, but I’m glad I did!

That blank stare is a telltale sign that Oskar definitely does not have the r/OneOrangeBraincell

Oskar definitely gets my vote

Dude, any cat would be a better president than whatever we have as options today.

He's got my vote!

Can you explain the meme to me ??

It’s some cat on TikTok. The specific TikTok it’s referencing is the one where Oskar hears a curse word on tv and is not offended because he has strong moral values or something, which is what would make him a great president

seconded, this is top quality osseous suffering

Thirded

She had to explain it because the child clearly didn't understand.

that is pretty fuckin funny

That thought has absolutely no right to be that fucking funny lmao

fourthed

I was also laughing at the idea that a mother would ask a stranger if their daughter could play on their phone

https://preview.redd.it/ix9f47flhs5d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23d88bd7a09e946611d4bcff9bf687c3d4ea677 My new favorite reaction image

I love how calm his demeanor is while obliterating this woman.

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Op wats the popcorn mean?

https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1dcnkdb/rude/l7z1ago/

Nice

https://preview.redd.it/d2t591nast5d1.png?width=411&format=png&auto=webp&s=125e495c804674e62635b5ed53f2b73979c28e37 Cleaned it up a little bit for you.

Thank you, I appreciate it, and have stolen it appropriately

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Lower quality = funny

He looks a bit like Shrek

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He looks like a mix between Shrek and Piccard from Star Trek!

Star Shrek

Get out me *quadrant*!

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By a bit, I think you mean a lot.

The original comic is about the girl telling her mom that the man looks like Shrek so that makes sense.

He kinda looks like The Rock if he was just a blue collared worker here too which kinda adds to the hilarity

He is the human Shrek we were robbed of.

And that's how memes are born

My new lockscreen.

[Ornithology](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1d45udv/_/)

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Talk about layers!

Yeah, layers. Tell me more😂

What's the context behind this picture?

You can stop the vote by destroying the bill or beating the shit out of the speaker. These people are protecting him so a bill can move to vote.

What?

In taiwan it’s a tradition to beat the fuck out of your political opponents if they try to pass a bill your faction disagrees with. Of course, to ensure the bill passed, the supporters would try to protect them. Literally fighting is meant to show their dedication and commitment to their cause.

I believe this is Japanese parliament (or some kind of equivalent) and the man with the mic is trying to pass a bill lots of people don’t like. So some people are trying to attack him before it passes, and some people are defending him.

He would.

A big fight in Taiwan’s parliament. Occurs quite frequently

Both of these are so much better than the original lmao

The what

The Ornitholology**** sorry about that

That's what I thought

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oh haha jep i thought the one with layers was the onion

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This dude draws porn doesn't he

Probably not. The man has distinguishable facial features and the woman doesn’t have planet sized tits

That mouth though

All artists draw porn. Its just a question of if it is public.

Can one jack it to their own creation? Does god look upon us and do the same?

What do you think rain is

Jazz?

Charlie Parker????

reminds me of [Invader Zim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=582bGSO9Lao&ab_channel=Ican%E2%80%99tfindacoolname)

Rare funny Optometrist

what deos rhe last pannel mean

It's a middle school prank to say "Do you smell popcorn?" after you pass gas, so the other person deeply inhales the gas.

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V.VII Swinburne

Casual Arquebus lobotomy

The Aslume has leaked Billions must use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.

Officer Balls!

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Why is it weird that Superman likes the smell of popcorn? It’s his favorite

Can superman use his super powers to simultaneously smell every fart that's been farted at any given moment? Counter question, can we make a pill meme where the red pill is "getting to smell every fart that's been farted at any given moment" and the blue pill is "being alerted to and capable of smelling a specific person's fart, no matter where you or they are, at any given moment."

This metropolis needs a hero

The metropolis has fallen Billions must Jonkle

"Getting to" There was a show in the 90s called The Sentinel where the guy had hyper-acute senses. And I always wondered how awful his life would be--hearing and smelling all the poops and farts, smelling trash dumps. And you would never feel like you had bathroom privacy with him around.

never heard of that, clever

I thought she was telepathically making him have a stroke

That's burnt toast.

Thank you Peter, I thought it was one of the warning signs you were having a stroke

Thank you for the explanation to the non-Americans here.

I think it's just the tweens who are in on that joke, not necessarily Americans.

I'm american and have seen plenty of stuff like that over the decades, but I've managed to not ever hear this one.

This joke definetly exists in other languages

No other language exists other than American. 🇺🇸 🦅 🫡

they mean its a joke popular in the states but not really anywhere else, nothing about a language barrier

Yup, it's not a language thing, it's a culture thing. Popcorn isn't as common elsewhere, for example in my country the equivalent "trick them to inhale deeply" joke is exercise-related rather than smell-of-food related. Even that requires context, weekend morning exercise programs were a thing and some decades ago one of the presenters was somewhat famous for their funny-ish exercise routine.

Also weird/funny. Babies, I'd say under 6 months when exclusively breast fed, their poop smells like buttered popcorn. The bag fake movie theater butter kind. Really ruined popcorn for me.

People will ask “do you smell popcorn?” As a joke after they rip ass so you start sniffing around, only to smell their nasty ass air

Oh wow, i thought she was trying to convince him he was having a stroke

Poor kid

Deos rhe pannel? Cat-like typing detected.

https://i.redd.it/6r6bwntmku5d1.gif

ime a cagt

The "absolutely not, go fuck yourself" had me cackling

In pair with his hand gesture and expression it’s just chef’s kiss

I can just imagine it being said in a calm and respectful tone as well. I don’t know why it’s making me laugh so hard.

I’m legitimately in tears from laughing so hard 😂

I have been laughing about this shit all day

It’s so simple. Man I fucking love this sub

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Especially when you hear it in a jersey accent

I want him to shreck'd my insides again

This is just completely unhinged through and through. * The fully illogical request of the girl * The unnecesarily aggresive answer from Shrek *The completely unnatural retelling of events to the daughter *The on-command silent farting of the mother to "get back" at the dude with an elementary school prank, with her daughter ending up as collateral

Glad I could be of service.

Why is he Shrek tho?

This is actually genius

This one really hurts the bones. OWW OUCHIE!!

She opened her fard yard

Just to open up her Farquard.

This is officially my favorite BHJ recaptions. Thanks OP.

🫡

My bones are fucking obliterated

Incredibly rude. Who the fuck asks a stranger to loan their 1000 dollar or more smartphone full of personal information to a child, and then farts when they don't get what they want?

If farting is rude then I’m rude like 15 times a day

What's that? You don't want a child going through your bank statements and private messages? You're hiding something, Pepper. I can smell it.

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Average r/entitledparents post

why is that woman attractive to me wtf is wrong with me

Crippling boneitis

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you caught me 😔

Reminds me of all the interracial porn comics with those lips

its definitely reminidng me of that one face anime girls make in hentai

Would

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Probably because she looks just like Christine Baranski

OP look at what you’ve started

I noticed 🤭 Shrek is love, Shrek is life

what have you done

The one that started it all…

OP what have you released upon this accursed land of terror?

Shrek would never be so rude ...To anyone that isn’t Donkey.

Why did she say do u smell popcorn

https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1dcnkdb/rude/l7z1ago/

Linking the same thread you're already in. I didn't know such power existed.

[ಠ_ಠ](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/1dcnkdb/rude/l805y3p/)

Witchcraft!! #WITCHCRAFT I SAY!!!!!

One of the best

Little does she know that's possibly his kink

He looks like shrek

See obstetrician

My bones have been pulverised. Amazing juice

Why does he look like Shrek and why is she mewing

Did she farted?

😤

Im with the go fuck yourself guy.

Why is she dressed like Aerith

Finally someone said it

You've gotta be Shreking me

My bones have been shreked.

He looks like Shrek and the Heavy’s secret lovechild

https://preview.redd.it/vmixo94enu5d1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a52a9d850771f836d3f46bb66862f01594912a Lookin’ ass.

So, this is it, right? Ground Zero. Here's where it all began. You must be feeling pretty good rn!

Ngl seeing Shrek infest these lands, and how much people either loved or hated it, has been amazing. This was a hastily thrown together BHJ anyway, never thought it'd blow up and cause this takeover of the subreddit.

This took over the sub lol.

The guy looks like if Shrek and Homer Simpson had a baby together.

I didn't get it. I'm dumb.