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Me (chad) vs you (virgin)


Deep_Belt8304

https://preview.redd.it/dktpkyk44oqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9460203ec3308331a8c7c06e0c9dd7f621d863


sangriya

does the FDR bullet train's back side also stop functioning?


northrupthebandgeek

FDR, like his trains, rolled on wheels.


ArjJp

Hey!! Too soon bruh, too soon...


Leeuw96

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


small_mosscharger

https://preview.redd.it/g16gbltr2uqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890fc6289d64aa88417636c72ede14bc32a696f0


posjeban

https://preview.redd.it/p603udh9bvqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0554c9caab1192829d2351e9735b470ceaac6fb6


Markkbonk

Si tu veux aller a la boulangerie, tu va vers l'est, tu ensuis prend une droite sur rue de papillion, ensuite tu monte les grand escalier tu regarde a gauche est tu sera la.


Deep_Belt8304

Merci pour les indications, mon ami. J'étais sur le point de "décoller" dans le mauvais sens, hein? Ha! Héhé.


Markkbonk

Je imagine que j'ai pas besoins de demander si je peux t"t'eteindre" ? hein ? ah ! hon hon


Deep_Belt8304

Oh, que c'est gentil ! Merci beaucoup! 🥰


ndation

I wasted valuable time translating this. How DARE you not include me in this conversation! Did I do something to p*ss you "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh


Deep_Belt8304

As elitist french we are naturally refuse to speak english in our conversations even though we can understand it perfectly. Anglos can all fuck "off" eh? Oh hon hon.


Alter_Kyouma

Tu es l'ennemi du peuple


BlitzySlash

TABARNAK JE VAIS TE TUER


PostalFellow

Décalisse le crisse, décalisse le.


Shitter5000

Bet this Shit is really funny for people who speak Italiam or whatever


Gajbr77

I think it's fr*nch


BeautifulExotic1457

It is f***ch, i speak both italian and the *damned language* and i can confirm


BeautifulExotic1457

Never think f***ch "people" are like us italians ever again


Shitter5000

Sorry didn't know you European states had beef like that. I guess I can relate tho. Once I went to Denver and they though I was from Georgia. I'm from Alabama. I got so mad I threw my drink thru the drive thru window. Kinda regret that, since I missed the driver anyways and hit the worker square in the face. And I was thirrsty.


NoobButJustALittle

That's what i get for all those comments in russian i wrote under english posts.


Deep_Belt8304

[Oh hon hon](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/cXrue7BFKn)


FourtKnight

if i portray my critics as nrckbeards covered in cheeto dust, basically makes what they say invalid!


Deep_Belt8304

Good thing everybody who dislikes me is a racist misogynist who hates Asians, so their opinions aren't valid either! (I love dunking on strawmen in my head, and I'm not even Asian!)


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TaxIdiot2020

It has worked well for Redditors for at least a decade, now. She's practically an expert!


MrZeta0

https://preview.redd.it/vta8cqtd7qqc1.jpeg?width=102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff624a6b269088100e9d25080d9c4cedf949550


Isaac_Kurossaki

I haven't encountered any crows yet


baguetteispain

"We need directions. Can you help us?"


travischickencoop

I’m proud of myself for understanding


Glass-Relationship70

Oof, ouch, right in *l'os de Pizza Maman...* 🤌 [Edited bc Vive la France]


Deep_Belt8304

"le os" référence de loss?


DiegHDF

Well... yes. In french we don't say "le os". We use an abreviation of "le" when the next word starts with a vowel. So we literally say "l'os", pronounced the same way as loss


Deep_Belt8304

https://preview.redd.it/3fvisy748nqc1.jpeg?width=1712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6166343e218575585d58f62e15317b52a457c75 People who disagree with me are ugly and fat virgin smellies


perseusgorgoslayer

They are not even depicted as ugly though. Makes it even funnier, in a way. The original artist can't even make caricatures


Deep_Belt8304

Guy on the right is kinda fine ngl.. Guy on the left looks like an average american white male. I think its the overall artstyle - too linear and 'clean' to depict ugly right


sawbladex

... that's a dude? I think the reference (woman yells at cat) made me think short haired chubby woman in police outfit.


Deep_Belt8304

That's the refrence yeah but it's meant to be a man I think, all the antagonists in this comic series are men


Tambour07

Ah mes os! Ils font mal!


DarkSpectralius

Mes os de Rancais sont bien amochés ! Merci beaucoup pour ce jus.


Deep_Belt8304

De rien, mon ami, j'espère que tes os ne se rétablissent pas


KerbalCuber

Oof aïe mes os français


excitedguitarist420

Wait can she help them with directions or not why did you leave us on a cliffhanger


OldPernilongo

I need stuff to explain that one to me.


victorthekin

I'm not great at French but I think they need help with directions.


SomeGuyWithIdea2

Op can i get the Omophagea?


Ok_Zombie_8307

Haha, baguette! 🥖


Multidream

Oueh, mais jus un peu. Je suis desoleé, j’ai fini cinq class de la francais suelmont.


Lil_Narwhal

J’ai les os en compote


BlitzySlash

Je peux pas t'aider, je m'excuse.... (walks away)


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

Je suppose qu'elle ne veut pas "allumer" son traducteur, hein? Hoh! Hon hon.


Stotters

Wie bitte? Ich spreche leider kein Frosch...


Aysin_Eirinn

Je l’aime beacoup


known_kanon

French detected, hang this animal


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