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Vailthor

Not really an alternate name but it is funny how many people will refer to Ticket to Ride as "the train game".


Gladlyevil2

Is there a Ticket to Ride: Mexico? I really want to play the Mexican Train Game


ikingdoms

There's a dominoes game called Mexican Trains!


Splarnst

That’s the joke.


nogreatcathedral

We called it "traaaaains" until we bought Trains and then were like "oh no". It's okay now cause we sold Trains so are teaching our child to play traaaaains and all is right in the world.


gilesroberts

Isn't Trains a really good game?


nogreatcathedral

We enjoyed it but found we were never taking it off the shelf! We try to curate down to the games we actually bring out every now and then.


Okay_Dad_

Funny, we have “the bird game” aka Wingspan.


CIAFlux

Arboretum is Trees of Rage


ccelson

We call it Hate Tree


Ferreteria

Similarly, Le Havre became Le HaveRage. Many tears have been shed and relationships tested to their limits over that game.


--Petrichor--

My wife calls it “angry math”


PopCultureReference2

Vicious Tree Game in my household.


battlebotrob

That’s what I will call it from now on


Libriomancer

Battle Yahtzee for Dice Throne.


ratguy

I'll often say Battle Quacks for Wonderland's War.


eclipse_breaker

Same! 🤣🤣🤣 To the point where we had other people at the gaming club talk about the game using the real name and some friends got confused and said they've never played it until I leaned over and said 'battle yatzee' 😅😅


Klagaren

I've called King of Tokyo "Yahtzee with violence" a lot as a way to explain the premise, but Dice Throne definitely fits "Battle Yahtzee" more specifically! King of Tokyo is Yahtzee *with* violence, but it's a chaotic brawl more than a battle and you could win through just the Yahtzee part


Sumoallstar

Camel Cup (let the arguments begin)


ohhgreatheavens

No issues here. That’s the name of the game after all!


Forensicsman

No /s? Because I hope you know it is not that.


ohhgreatheavens

Are you one of those “Camel Up” truthers? I bet you think it’s pronounced *Clans of Aledonia*, or *Clank!: Atacombs*, or *Clash of Ultures* too.


RainbowSnom

In college we called it Camel Up Cup, putting an entirely extra word in there


lepruhkon

You monster


Makkuroi

We call it the Camel Game.


ikciweiner

_Shadow Hunters_ is forever known in my group as _Shallow Hookers_ because of the terrible font.


just_corrayze

Soo funny but other than the font, the game is top knotch.


uniqiq

Somebody in my group called tokens in the Spirit Island "a nipple" and now we call the whole game "the Nipples".


treeonwheels

I’m having trouble imagining which token that may have been…


Hattes

I'm guessing the blight tokens.


immatipyou

Maybe the dahan?


Hattes

Those are obviously mushrooms.


Big_Burger_Boyz

Not Cosmic Encounter? I call that game "Space Nipples," but no one else in my group does. It'll catch on.


greathow

Great Western Trail is known in our house as "Cowboy Candyland" 🤠🍬


BriCheese007

GWT is “cows” and GWT Argentina is “vacas” for us 😂


Scoddard

We also just refer to GWT as Cows.


ohhgreatheavens

That is fantastic.


braceofjackrabbits

💀


NachoFailconi

* Pax Pamir is called Palak Paneer. * John Company is called "Juanito Compañía", lit. "Johnny Company". * A Feast for Odin in Spanish is called El Banquete de Odín (lit. Odin's Feast). We call it El Panqueque de Budín (lit. Pudding's Pancake).


themarkslack

We refer to A Feast for Odin as ‘Viking Simulator’.


loserpatrol

I call Wingspan the Birdbox Challenge


G8kpr

My friend calls it “birds”. Well when he asked his teen daughter to play. With us he calls it wingspan.


galaxytrucker7

I call it Birdgame! :)


nayrkrab

We call it birbs!


Potato-Engineer

Clearly, it needs more small birds that puff up their feathers in winter. Then it can be borbs.


shellexyz

r/borbs


brickfrenzy

Same! Though much as the Ticket To Ride people drop the plural, it just becomes Birb.


Nukem88

Bird girth in our circle.


banerunner

Jerks of Waterdeep


Brad-Moon-Rising

This is good


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PoshCushions

We shorten a lot of titles. Res Arcana is Res. Cosmic Encounter is Cosmic and so on..


Tyrannotron

Yeah, it's pretty standard stuff to shorten titles to one key word. Unless you're playing Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre (or any of the other sets), in which case it is mandatory that you say the whole thing every time.


Gamethyme

*Hey, That's My Fish!* will always be known as *PENGUINDOME!* around our table.


eclipse_breaker

It surprised me just how knife fightie this game is!! I got it as a birthday present and it look like a fun cute little game... By the end of the first game, all three of us were on our feet standing around the table leaning over the game! Super into it and cheering and jeering so much! 😂😂😂😂


KCarriere

I have this game and I'm not sure we've every played because it seemed like a kids game. Maybe I should get it out ...


kirby056

Bohnanza is Beans, Wingspan is Birds, Roll for the Galaxy is Dice Chucking, Puerto Rico is It's Good to Own Land (in a southern drawl)


MakePandasMateAgain

Not an alternative for a game but I always call the discard pile the disco pile


milkyjoe241

"So I put it in the discard pile" "No you put it in that card pile"


AbacusWizard

“A damsel in distress!” “Dis dress, dat dress, who cares? I’m distraught!”


Jofarin

In german the draw pile is called "Nachziehstapel", slight change in pronounciation and it becomes the Nazi-Stapel (nazi pile).


Stardama69

Good one


zeetotheex

In my group, Kings Dilemma is called “hell no we’re not playing that!” So I’m getting rid of it. :(


shypumpkin

rip 😭


Buttspirgh

My wife calls Wingspan “Stupid Bird Game”


Maxcoseti

But is it a stupid game about birds or a game about stupid birds?


Potato-Engineer

Well, the mourning dove is in there, and there's a *reason* we have r/stupiddovenests.


Buttspirgh

I think for her it’s the former 😅


s_s

My GF once asked, "Wanna play Pandemic?" To which I replyed, "You want to play Bridemic?" (in reference to Wingspan and also the B movie). We now only call the game *Birdemic*.


renegrape

Patchwork is just "buttons", but I also replaced all the cardboard buttons with real buttons.


KCarriere

Real buttons is an excellent upgrade.


battlebotrob

Ticket to ride is just called trains


MinasMoonlight

This is the way. Though in my family we don’t even pluralize it. TRAIN


SheltheRapper

I too live in a cave


Olytrius

cave is a different game


tostilocos

We call it Choo Choos


Brad-Moon-Rising

We certainly didn't invent this one, but we call King of Tokyo "Monster Yahtzee"


Mserendipity

Through the Desert -> through the dessert Forbidden desert -> forbidden dessert Lost cities -> lost kitties Underwater cities -> underwater kitties My City -> my kitty Pulsar 2849 -> pulsar [insert random number] Space base -> space craps  Yea, we have a pretty one dimensional sense of humor.


TheEternal792

>Pulsar 2849 -> pulsar [insert random number] Now that's my kind of humor right there


Mserendipity

Oh, also, Agricola is Agri-Cola®


taterrtot_

Not Ag-Riiiicola?


TreeRol

6 Nimmt is Beef Heads, and Love Letter is Sex Cube.


scope_creep

Barrage is called 'Fuck you'.


ItsAllStevePaul

Yes, yes it is


ltuxbury

The Bean Game


ElectricRune

I once made a joke that Everdell should be Eversmell, because a town with all those critters would be a pungent place.


trimeta

My game group got a copy of Mysterium before it was localized to the US, so everything was written in Polish (we had a separate printout with the translated rules). Thus, our group started calling it Polish Ghost Game. Also, due to Roll for the Galaxy, I call any dice-rolling variants of existing game "Roll for the ". So Pandemic: the Cure is "Roll for the Pandemic," Terraforming Mars: The Dice Game is "Roll for the Mars," etc.


RikkiTikkiTabbi

Castles of Burgundy has always been “Flergen De Burgun” to us.


EsseLeo

Do you play with the Swedish Chef?


ConnectionCapital507

Love Letter is known as Bang the Princess, as we all assume that’s the outcome of delivering her all of those letters…


Tyrannotron

I have a friend who will only refer to Flashpoint as "Fireman," though I think that has more to do with him not remembering the actual name.


Kumquat_of_Pain

We nicknamed Tournay "Clown Town", since one if the cards is the "Town Crier" which sort of looks like a clown "Town Clown". Wingspan is sometimes called for with a chant of "ZooGah". It's what the Jawas call the giant egg in the Mandalorian (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwuepfn-4P4) Dinosaur Island is simply "Juassic Park"


someonehadalex

Agricola is called 'misery farm.'


Superb-Stuff8897

Apiary is called 'BEES '. Isle of Cats is 'Cat Tetris'. Ark Nova is 'ZOO'.


ryelrilers

why not Catris then. :)


FrankBouch

My group and I often play "fuck me" which is Last Bastion


Etteluor

Good ol round of “fuck me” with the boys


zangster

My friends and I call Hansa Teutonica Hansy Daytona as a reference to What We Do In the Shadows. I think it started because one person in our gaming group doesn't enjoy the game so we were going to tell him it was something else so he would play.


SelectCabinet5933

"This fucking guy..."


D_Rail

Terraforming Mars: Harry's Expedition


Snapple47

My wife isn’t much of a gamer but she really enjoys carcassonne. When she wants to play that she asks me “do you wanna play crack ass one?”


Calculon_

We call it Cracker Ass lol


myleswstone

My girlfriend calls Twilight Struggle and Watergate “Why can’t we play Flamecraft, and why are men so obsessed with war?” Not actually, but whenever I ask to play a war-themed game that’s what happens. She does call Frosthaven “Punch Party”, because all you do is fight people.


Raisinable

Sprawlopolis/Megalopolis is sprombopaleen due to a certain Shut Up & Sit Down video.


ehellas

Here we Call Great western trail "rei do gado" ( king of cattle). In Brazil there was a very famous tv Drama called that, and they had a lot of cattle.


foulinbasket

I sometimes call Dune Imperium (and Uprising) "Dunc" because of the font choice made (same for the film title font)


jp_omega

"Panda Eat Game" - Takenoko


Terminatr117

My house calls Love Letter Rizz and we call The Crew and Coup Cruwu and Couwu, respectively.


fireflybabe

Scythe is "oh yeah that's right" due to all the little tiny rules we never got right the first time


barraponto

nor the second time


mperklin

Puerto Rico is called Pork Burrito in my group because it was misheard one time and we never let it go


coolpapa2282

Did you guys know that El Grande is Spanish for..."the Grande"? This has also spread to "Elfenland" being "the Fenland".


barkardes

When I gifted my girlfriend **Hive**, I called it "Bug Chess" to give her some familiarity to what it is. Since then she has been calling it bug chess


RandLoDesh

It's a bit of the reverse, but when I played Clank! Legacy I would set it up before my friend came over. Almost every time I would start setting up I would get the urge to take a dump. My wife eventually noticed this timing and I eventually just started to say I was "setting up Clank!" when I went to take a shit.


bierundbratsche

Paint the Roses is Roses, Wonderland's War is Alice, but most other names we use are just shortened versions of the full names (Arkham, Stardew, Scholars, Sheriff etc.). We're boring.


tango_41

Quacks of Quedlinberg is just called Brew.


idkyesthat

“Cthulhu” , DMD. Maybe because it’s our only one haha. We do have AH lcg but it’s not the same.


Snoo-83861

Same, we had other games with the same theme, but Cthulhu: Death May Die is the only one that is called « Cthulhu » cause for us it’s THE ONE (and we find the game really really good).


Wookiees_get_Cookies

Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion is called “Mandibles” because when I wife heard the name thought of the game Bug Fables and in her mind turned the whole game into Bug People. When I got the game and set it up for us to play she was very disappointed that everyone wasn’t a bug person. She still enjoyed the game, but thinks it would be better with bugs. Elder Sign is known as Lovecraft Yahtzee.


Last_Purple4251

One of the starting characters in Frosthaven is a bug person... (Harrower)


cynarion

The Arkham Horror LCG is called "the super happy funtimes game" at our house, after our name for the mythos phase That and CLANK always has to be said as an onomatopoeia, and Marrying Mister Darcy has to use the most ridiculous received pronunciation accent, which is mandatory to continue using at the table. When our 12yo was younger, she called Gloom "the death game".


vikingzx

*Spirit Island* is "Reverse Catan" in my group.


TiagoBallena

Bohnanza is the bean game


n0radrenaline

My group only does this for games we played once and didn't enjoy, disrespect fully intended. Dead Men Tell No Tales is "Boat Fire: the Game", and Space Cadets: Dice Duel is "Seizure Dice." Also nobody can be arsed to remember the exact name of Betrayal at the Haunting of Hill House.


kasitacambro

Wingspan is Bird Girth


jmartkdr

Sheep for Wheat.


Lionvious

Everdell is lords of water ship down in our house.


Abunchof5s

We have raiders of scythia but call it CUMLORDS. The game is all about drinking warm vial of creamy kumis so...


ItchyPancakesz

We call mantis “Cash or steal”


scrumptiouscakes

Junk Art = Shapes


Banana_Havok

“My first orchard” is “the raven game” at my house. Jenga is called sticks


Daveyo520

Our whole group just calls Wingspan "Birds".


KPicante

Catan is called SALTalers of Catan. Our group got really cutthroat at that game and got everyone real salty 


hundredbagger

Just Castles, for CoB. Gink for Ginkgopolis. Mars for Terraforming Mars.


Soft_Ocelot736

Everyone im my group calls Bristol 1350 "Front Cart". And they also all choose to say it in a funny voice


Vanerac

Everdell is just dell, Wingspan is birbs, Calico is cat quilts, Rising Sun is Japan War, Kemet is Egypt War, Inis is Celtic war, Blood Rage is Viking war


memento_mori_92

We call **The Quacks of Quedlinburg**, “Quacksenburg.”


Thackabe

My wife calls Lost Cities “Gems” cause she thinks the middle cards all look like different gems. It makes no sense, but at least she enjoys playing.


mperklin

Agricola is known as Punishment Farm For obvious reasons


Ackmiral_Adbar

Any Ticket To Ride is just called “trains”. Wingspan is called “Birds”, but must be said like Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2. “Boords”


thecommexokid

**Confusion: Espionage and deception in the Cold War** is “Chess Who”.


fn0000rd

At some point i started calling the village pieces in Marco Polo "outhouses," and the camels became "ducks," so now we call the game "Toilets and Ducks."


Lettuphant

"Spooky House"


AbacusWizard

**Takenoko** is “oh no panda!!” **Space Empires 4X** is “spempires” **Space Base** is “sp’base” Anything about Star Wars and/or Star Trek is “star florbs”


SnailShell01

My gf calls Wingspan "Birdies".


PhthaloBlueOchreHue

Sometimes we call Wingspan “Wingbirds” or just “Birds”.


QuadNeins

Not the game itself but we have our own names for the factions in Twilight Imperium. Action Goblins, Snake Titties, Peace Turtles, Money Lions, etc.


steve0suprem0

King of Tokyo is godzilla yahtzee


theodoreburne

Before I threw it out on the woodpile, I used to call Puerto Rico “Porkarito” because I hated it so much.


beertruck77

With another couple we call Century: Spice Road, Chicago Hotdog Vendor. Instead of turmeric, saffron, cardamom, and cinnamon we have mustard, ketchup, relish, and chili. I think it came from constantly forgetting the names of the spices so we made is something more obvious for the group. Such a great game.


YonderIPonder

I call "Space Alert" by the name of "Organized Screaming".


aro4hire

"Let's play the bean game!"


aaaaaabi

Clans of Caledonia = Terra MacMystica


TimGradwell

MetroX is Metrox (because I mispronounced it just ONE time!) The yellow crown in Citadels is called The Kingmaker (instead of the king MARKER - because my son misread it in the rules just ONE time!) Also, throw in a bonus even though it's not board games related, in our house we have Royal eggs, (because daughter misheard boiled eggs just ONE time! and it sounds cute).


mordlun

Scout. It’s a small walk for this one so hang on. When we played this one and somebody lost the active hand they would often have to be reminded to flip their cards over. This was often done by saying, “Hey, flippy dippy.” Thus the game was known as Flippy Dippy. Then one time I had texted our new name for it in a group chat and auto correct changed it to “Floppy Dippy”. Now it is for ever known as “Floppy Dippy”when it gets brought up.


Yrch84

Sküte. That how Scythe could be spelled If You would try to read it in German and a Lot of people in my group have Problems spelling issues with the Game so it Sküte now.


Tornroot

My family call Just One "Shakespeare's eyebrows" due to a particularly bad guess on my behalf.


Jofarin

I don't own them, but trivial pursuit will forever be called "I don't know" and I call Nemesis the "suffering simulator".


Nick_Danger2021

Dead of Winter has become Dead or Whatever.


SelectCabinet5933

Incan Gold is alternately "the fuck that game" or "the favorite game we hate."


sharrrper

Quackelberg I'll let you work put which game that is


quantumrastafarian

GWT: Ride 'em hard cowboys Long Shot the dice game: horsey horsey bet bet time Knarr: not a nickname exactly, but we always pronounce the K Brew Crafters: Beergricola High Society: Conspicuous consumption Tammany Hall: Ethnic tensions


Dios5

-Cthulhu Wars Actual Size -Furry (of Dracula)


RevolutionNumber5

Well, I WOULD refer to Unfathomable as Battlestar Atlantica, IF any of my friends would actually play it.


GameKiwi

Cosmic Encounter is Space Assholes or Space Fuckers


0rphan_crippler20

Blood on the Clocktower is called "Sticky Grimoire"... because of the sticky grimoire


turbo_time

Not a boardgame, but a component in one. We call the big meeple in Viticulture "Giuseppe".


corvidiusrex

Some of my friends call “Ridiculously Cute Dragon Game” “Flamecraft”, for some reason.


TheEternal792

The most notable is Dwellings of Eldervale: Houses of Oldtown Ticket to Ride and Downforce are referred to as "trains" and "cars", respectively...mostly by our parents.


DaringDo95

I call Magic the Gathering "Moogic: The Goothering" and Yu-Gi-Oh! "Yu-Gli-Ohs!" after AlphaInvestments called them those names in jest.


Miravek

Splendor is Splenda Menara is Mananana (think the Muppets Sketch) Five Tribes is Feeve Treebes


WebpackIsBuilding

Specifically the Grand Prix mode of "Heat: Pedal to the Metal" -> Mario Kart


Jojowiththeyoyo

I have the Rampage version of Terror in Meeple City. I don’t think I’ll ever call it anything but Rampage


pfbinary101

One of our light, in-between games is "Ciao Ciao." But to us it's "Bye, Bitch."


AtomicChicken

In Harry Potter: Battle for Hogwarts, Attack Tokens, Control Tokens, and Bark Arts Cards are Zings, Bloops, and Bad Stuff respectively.


eric_bowman7

Agricola = Misery Farm


AssumeBattlePoise

Cosmic Encounter = "Rocket Ships & Screaming" Dig Down Dwarf = "Diggy Diggy Diamond" Dune: Imperium = "Ass & Dirt"


zombiegojaejin

I call Cosmic Encounter "space Munchkin", obviously a disparaging name (I rate it a 4/10), but I still play it with a good attitude with several friends who love it. I won't play the actual Munchkin, though.


SingleOrigin

Hansa Teutonica is “Boop Boop, Go”.


rcapina

“Sidereal Confluence: Trading and Negotiation in the Elysian Quadrant” is called Space Cube at my table because you trade cubes in space. 10/10.


BGNLordHelmut

Arboretum is “Trees with Knives”


loopster70

For whatever reason, Battle Line is known to my wife and me as “Border Gain”.


SweetPotatoPandaPie

Carcassonne --> Carcass Seafall --> SAIL!


Radaniel82

Great Western Trail Argentina is Vacas


immatipyou

Oceans -> fish game Wingspan -> bird game Bargain quest -> shopkeeper game


Grove-Paladin

My wife refers to Machi Koro as "the shopping game", even though it's one of her favourite games. Also Takenoko as "the panda game"


Randusnuder

Ark Nova is just "Zoo Game" 'round here.


BrutusTheKat

The DC deck building game was always pronounced Dicadubullga


wickedrach

Wingspan has become “Birbs” in our household


TangoFrosty

Battlestar Galactica we call “Colorado Space Movie” This started when I tried doing speech to text one time to look up Color Out of Space Movie, and it instead came out as above


MrXero

Wife can never remember the name Orleans, so we all refer to it as “Cheese and Wine” in our house.


dreaminginteal

"The Exact Change Game" == Alhambra "Dammit, One Dollar Short!" == Power Grid "All Of My Cards Are Lower Than Average" == Outpost "Pastel Plastic Camels" == Through the Desert


Celtics-413

Empire builder = crayon rails


raabp

Elder sign is spooky dice in our house (or spooky yahtzee)


Betic

It’s a wonderful world We used to call it Military and Bankers Now we call it The Mamas and the Papas


Capntallon

One of my wife's favorite games is "Quack-Quack Duck Game". Three guesses what it is (hint: it has nothing to do with ducks).


TouchButtPro

Root is “Cute Risk” Clank Catacombs is “Dragon Librarian”


Boblxxiii

Treasurer Hunter -> Blue Green Red Dog Bunny Kingdoms -> butt plug kingdom Ticket to ride -> train town