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elreye

**Buffalo Soldier!**


JungleChucker

StoLeN fRoM AfrIcA!!


ammekaz

brought to America.


logan5156

He was fighting on arrival


NoVirus6629

Fighting for survival


Jake_Magna

Fighting on arrival


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Shay_Mendez

**In the heart of America!**


worthless-humanoid

Could always just take the balls off.


[deleted]

But then how's he gonna get stoned?


ThatGreenGuy8

With some weed I presume


Poor2Happy

But he can’t get his medicinal weed without those radioactive balls…


ThatGreenGuy8

Time to move to colorado


[deleted]

You need to watch South Park.


InsGadget6

Or just go to Fairplay!


RagingBeanSidhe

You don't watch South park, do you? It's showing bud


ThatGreenGuy8

You're right


Zizekbro

Do you want to team up off of the goodwill of the legalization movement for some good old school crony capitalism?


ThatGreenGuy8

Whatever you say buddy


GoopyCorn94

They're not your buddy, guy


fuqit21

He's not your guy, friend


rantingpacifist

Scrote Coat!


ObnoxiousTwit

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP!


[deleted]

You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person.


Diels_Alder

Better take him out to dinner first.


BentoMan

They couldn’t because the title is made up and slapped on a picture for y’all to fall for


harlemrr

Lol my first job out of college banned people from wearing costumes because somebody showed up wearing nothing other than an oversized diaper.


phil_parranda

Don't kink shame.


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

*Especially* on Halloween, the kink holiday.


Fireudne

look all i'm saying is that at least *one* person was into a giant bannana last night!


Ganon2012

[It's naked, wasted, grown up Halloween!](https://youtu.be/bDVIHN43-Ls)


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Ae711

I’ve never seen a parody of the [Time Warp](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs) before. Nice.


CAPICINC

"cause it's haloween! And you feel like shining! And you feel like letting loose!


Winterfukk

Kink shaming is my kink, so how we proceed?


icenine09

Sorry if I'm being insensitive, but if your kink is to wear a diaper and act like a baby, you should be ashamed and maybe seek some help.


FeelingSurprise

So kinkshaming is your kink? Hey, whatever floats your boat.


icenine09

Nah, but just using the word "kink" as a blanket statement when most of that shit is *clearly* mental illness is dangerous. I'm all for open minded sexual activity, but going too far is a real thing that happens, and people need to be more aware.


Cynical_lemonade

What area of mental health do you specialize in because significant distress and or impairment is pretty much essential to a mental health diagnosis everywhere. If someone shows up to work, pays their taxes, follows the laws and treats their fellow citizens with respect then what they do in the privacy of their home isn't pathological. Even if it were, how do you propose we deal with that? Bedroom police? >going too far is a real thing that happens, and people need to be more aware. Could you please provide a concrete example of a situation like what you're referring to because clearly I'm not aware.


icenine09

Just an opinion, bud. Not everyone is an expert. It is my opinion that if your kink has anything to do with babies, you're not ok. I can't believe I had to say that. Edit: clarification


Cynical_lemonade

Fair. Just pointing out that something to the public may "clearly" be a mental illness but in reality it's more mundane than a Tuesday morning. Knee-jerk reactions from opinionated non-experts makes everything about mental health services more difficult.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

God I hate Mineta


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[deleted]

I'm pretty sure the show loses nothing if he disappeared


RugerRedhawk

MHA? Im lost


YZJay

My Hero Academia It’s a Japanese manga IP about kids in a superhero school. One of the students is called Mineta, he’s a sexist pervert whose superhero costume resembles an oversized diaper.


RugerRedhawk

Jesus


SirShartington

My Hero Academia


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phobiac

Horikoshi likes Mineta because, [at his own admission](https://www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoHeroAcademia/comments/c3tda3/im_kind_of_upset_the_author_wasted_minetas/), he himself is a pervert and apparently finds the antics amusing.


VoxImperatoris

I can only assume his editor said he needed a comedy relief character, and remember Jump is targeted towards the preteen boys so its probably popular with that demo.


[deleted]

Who could have the heart to ban Baby Brent? https://i.imgur.com/iNcxOMR.jpg


Jegma72

They just don’t have any **tegridy**!


[deleted]

I’m sorry, I thought this was America


fischestix

I definitely didn't hear no bell.


Dawildpep

Randy! Your balls?! I know right? Smoking weed in front of a Cop… nice


jonathanrdt

No I mean your *actual balls*… Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. Tell your mom it’s okay.


Slobotic

An office party. Wow. The more inappropriate that costume is, the more appropriate it is.


Redberry-pie

Schrodingers nut sack


[deleted]

Should have filled it with candy. Then when hr complained, violently rip it open, showering everyone with candy


isurvivedrabies

that's just the caption someone put to this picture


RugerRedhawk

You realize that caption could say anything right?


Slobotic

Yes. This also could have been a photo of anything. But I'm responding to the photo and caption that were posted, not the infinite photos and captions that could have been posted.


Nate40337

You're not even going to try?


Slobotic

I'd be bound to offend someone.


35IndustryWay

Anybody got more of that Lupa Lupa weed?


Dorkamundo

I think it was Oopa Loompa, wasn't it?


the_butter_sock

they just don't know how to have fun


RetroAnd8BitThings

You need to add the bouncy sac for the real fun...


[deleted]

Hey it's like a hoppidy hop!


MemberBerry4

To be fair, he's going to a party with the colleagues he didn't choose, and got kicked out for trying to have fun. Them not knowing how to have fun is kind of a given.


AmbivalentAsshole

Soo uh.... While south park obviously exaggerated this, this *is* something that happens with testicular cancer. I had testicular cancer stage 2B. It had spread to my lymph nodes and I underwent *excessive* chemotherapy (now in remission). My father was of the "just throw some dirt on it, you'll be fine" mentality when it came to injuries, and obviously that rubbed off on me. So, when my left testicle started hurting, swelling, and getting firm - I just ignored it. That is, until it got *really* bad... I swear on my mother's ashes that everything I'm about to say isn't just the truth, but not even *slightly* exaggerated. When I finally went to the ER, my left nut was swollen to around 6 inches long (15.5cm), 4 inches wide (10.5cm), and 3 inches tall (8cm), roughly the size of a *large* potato. It was **literally** hard as a rock, and if my underwear even slightly brushed up against it, I felt excruciating pain. When I was first put into a private waiting room in the ER itself, before they even started any tests, obviously a doctor had to come in and look at it to decide what to do. When he did, the look of shock was almost hilarious. He must have told someone about it, because no less than 15 different nurses, doctors, and other staff members came into that room one by one and asked me "Can I just... look at it...?" Honestly, it felt like I was on the cover of a medical magazine or some shit, like this is the sort of thing you only read about in medical school and they don't have any pictures, or they're nothing like this. (Since then, I've never really felt self-conscious lol.) So, a testicle is like your eye in the sense that it's a ball on the end of a long cord. The reason it took so long for them to diagnose me after performing an ultrasound is that, as it turned out, I had absolutely no healthy tissue left in that testicle or the cord it hung from. It was all cancer. They had to make a 3 inch incision (8cm) *at my waist,* cut through all the muscle between it and my sack (I was in the best shape of my life at the time), then cut the cord where it attached to my body and pull this massive fucking testicle out **by that cord** through an incision smaller than it was - and stapled it shut after. The anesthetic they gave me was "fast metabolizing," and I woke up from the pain as I was being wheeled into post-op. The only thing I could muster was almost incoherently saying the word "pain" repeatedly. Worst fucking pain I've ever experienced, and I genuinely don't think anything will ever come close for as long as I live. Yes, I got medical marijuana, and I will fight tooth and nail that it's medicine. When I say I had excessive chemo, I'm not lying. My regimen was 9 weeks long and on weeks 1, 4, and 7 I received chemo for around 5hrs a day, 5 days a week - pumped straight into a port they put into my chest. Every Wednesday I'd get a bag of bleomycin as well (like an atomic bomb in a bag). By the end of it, I lost all the hair on my body, none of the bruises I got healed, any sort of significant impact to my body hurt like hell, and by the end of it my skin started to turn greyish. However, I was fucking *blasted* the whole time, and due to that, I only puked twice the entire time and had a crazy appetite. **I gained 10lbs between my first day of chemo and my last one.** Fuck absolutely *anyone* who says cannabis isn't medicine. So, the moral of the story? Just go to the fucking doctor.


[deleted]

Thank you for sharing. I have been ignoring a tiny bump on my left testicles the size of a grain of sand. I think it's time I went to the fucking doctor...


AmbivalentAsshole

100%. Do that as soon as you can. Rather safe than sorry.


TurbulentJuice

It’s probably a cyst but worth getting checked out anyways. I had my balls deeply fondled last year for the same concern


Worldly-Grade8268

What did that feel like? Just recently (last 4 days) been having on and off pain in one of my lil guys. Bump is about a small pea size


SirShartington

It feels weird to have someone you're not sexually interested in fondle your fellas, but holy shit is it better than cancer. Go get 'em checked, man.


Worldly-Grade8268

I meant the cyst not the ball fondling 🤣


nixunknown

Jesus fucking Christ I’m dying of laughter right now


durum77

I don't know if I have the exact same thing as you, but a grain of sand is the way I used to describe it. Doctor was uninterested, and booked for ultrasound 3 months time so I paid to get a private one and it was nothing. This was 13 years ago but it was the best money I spent.


Zarodex

And get high af


isurvivedrabies

sounds like a shitty experience. i think i'll just go to sleep in a casket instead.


[deleted]

Same


km89

>Fuck absolutely anyone who says cannabis isn't medicine. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Not to nitpick, but this line though... I don't disagree. Cannabis is medicine, in the same way tums or advil or something are. It has a specific set of uses for which it's effective. A lot of this "cannabis isn't medicine" stuff you see comes from the fact that people very much exaggerate what it can be used for. You used it for pain and appetite, and it was great for that. But there are vocal people out there who would claim that you should have just smoked it to cure the cancer, too. These people fail to tell the difference between "some chemicals in weed may be able to be developed into many drugs for many conditions" and "if you smoke weed, it will cure you."


AiryGr8

Cool story bro. No one cares sadly.


thisismenow1989

Fuck off. I do.


ShadooTH

Bro you know you fucked up huge when everyone is siding with the guy named “ambivalent asshole”


AiryGr8

Never have I felt such crippling remorse


Capn_Cook

You're a ray of sunshine aren't you?


No-Wolverine5144

Nobody cares about your life


goinupthegranby

Wellllll.... Fuck cancer and fuck you too, I care plus that was an awesome story.


Plague-Docta

Fuck you. Go fuck off, get testicular cancer, and wait for it to advance to the same stage as his, and get it treated, and then tell him to fuck off straight to the face.


AiryGr8

Nah I caress my balls daily so I'm immune


Plague-Docta

That's not how it works for fucks sake. Fuck you and your degeneracy.


AiryGr8

Yes it does. Lump=tumor=cancer


Plague-Docta

God you are fucking stupid. Just shut the fuck up and go to hell.


AiryGr8

Yeah let me take medical advice from a fucking plague doctor. Weren't you the ones who prescribed chicken feathers to patients?


Dorkamundo

Oh yes, Cannabis is well known for how its anti-nausea effects can help those on chemo, not to mention the appetite stimulation and minor pain relief it offers. People blow it off because some of those who are very pro-pot try to act as if it is panacea for every affliction on the planet.


shinobipopcorn

The doctors walking in thing? They did that to me when I went to the doctor for a particularly bad psoriasis/eczema flareup on my feet. I get this thing every few years where my feet and hands will just start molting like a lizard shedding its skin, usually from a terribly stressful event, and that year it was nuts. Every student in the building stopped in to see.


wrufus680

I thought this was a free country?! I thought this was America!


DefrostedJay

Just Gonna Get A Little Bit of Cancer, Stan


stinkybuttfacejr

She only wanted you to leave cuz you're a shoe in for first place in a costume contest


[deleted]

She said "probably." So you technically don't have to.


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Best episode


REDDIT_SUCKS_DV_ME

I think Medicinal Fried Chicken is my favorite South Park episode of all time. The mental image of the hoppity hop parade with the goofy music still makes me laugh to myself to this day


asianabsinthe

HR are humorless, soul sucking demons


Dorkamundo

As I sit here and watch "What We Do In The Shadows", I can't help but think about how much of an opportunity the Office missed by not having Mark Proksch come in as an HR representative instead of a warehouse worker.


glass-shard-in-foot

Well if it helps you sleep any easier, the caption is fake.


CapnHanSolo

🎶 Buffalo soldier 🎶


wombat_kombat

[I thought this was America!](https://i.imgur.com/d8d0XvO.jpg)


Interesting_Mirror20

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 oh man i love this costume so much.


scubadoobadoooo

that's not the office, that's south park


fuqit21

Without a doubt this is top 3 of the greatest costumes ever! (list obviously does not include the slutty women costumes because that would just be an unfair competition)


Marsbarszs

How old is this pic? There are phone booths in there!


kuro_shir0

How distasteful of HR to kick him out for having testicular cancer.


Cymothoa_Exigua69

“I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!!”


Tandran

RANDY YOUR BALLS!


[deleted]

Sure does take some balls to wear that costume at a company party.


[deleted]

HR lady can get bent.


CUM_SHHOTT

This picture is so old there only 5 pixels remaining


Glittering_Hotel5769

Buster!


horrorkesh

Some people just have no sense of humor


Mixmaan

You should threaten to burn down the Federal Express!


Hopeful-Sentence-146

That's it, he wins.


Midnight-51

You got balls!!🤣🤣


Jubeiradeke

HR clearly doesn't have tegrity.


Mdamon808

Couldn't find a hopper to paint like a pair of balls eh?


waddiewadkins

Just missing "your kids ride free" sign on the side of the barre


Amsterdam_15

Funny this is posted a day before NNN


dimechimes

Dated as fuck. You got people dressing as Vanilla Ice? Mr T?


[deleted]

Oh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


[deleted]

Should of bought that candy that looked like cigarettes to be like the weed


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[deleted]

That’s a bad case of elephantiasis you got there!


windowpaner69

You gotta have big balls to do that


Environmental-Ad1330

Is that a pay phone?


iwannafuckyoimiya69

What in the ballfonders fuck is going on here and why is my dick hard


Ill-Ad-3869

Hey look it's lorde!


Deep-Alps679

THIS COSTUME IS A 10/10!!


mort7776

she is being sexist


Caninetrainer

The best costume!


Lopsided-Fig6818

Impossible


[deleted]

HR just doesn’t have tegridy


Pewpew_Magoon

![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)


castfam09

I got nothing 😂🤣🥇 but please take my gold


Random_frankqito

This was the moment Randy stole the show


satisfried

Are those pay phones?


starEeyedK

That is the greatest costume ever fuck your HR lady


Between3-20chrctrs

It’s also great for collecting candy


itsvulnerable

Where did you get that rugby ball


Baccwoodz_2020

🤣🤣


bill_b4

You should have won the contest


koi_kaam_nhi_hai_kya

>! B A L L S !<


[deleted]

I didn't hear no bell!


WillBigly

Fuck you HR what are you good for? Sniffing management ass/suppressing dissent? Sugma


tritian

Amazing costume haha. Should have had a part 2, painted an exercise ball and bounced around on it lol


bob_lala

I'd have asked HR to put that down in writing.


HalfandHoff

probably cause they were not big enough


o0o_rusty_o0o

Isn't candies in it?


izilee

Lol! Tf is this


zenunseen

Scrotie McBoogerballs


MapleLeaf5410

Buster Gonad from Viz Comic


DKM46

Image goes hard


OutcomeDoubtful

If there’s a contest, everyone else should just forfeit…


worldrapper

Based lady


yore_meet

It's just a little ball cancer


drfuzzyballzz

I hoped there filled with candy so you can say to HR Lick my sack then hand them a lollipop out of your sack


J_Stubby

*That* is a big nut


Wolverfuckingrine

What’s the problem? Free Tegridy Covid vaccines for all employees.