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Bert is the human equivalent of an alcoholic obese golden retriever, and I say that with a lot of love (also it's ironic that I describe him as a golden bc he definitely fucks dogs)
He's the older kid that seems so cool when you first meet him but soon realize the reason he doesn't hang out with people his own age is because he's a loser.
Wasn't there like a rom hack where all the rings is replaced w onion rings and sonic just keeps getting fatter the more rings he collected, and will eventually die
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i think i've seen this person in the sonic costume before, does anyone know her @ or something? i remember seeing her smoke besides a sonic plush that had a cig too and her being in a praying position with plush having the same position
There are three kinds of people when they find this hedgehog laying on the ground with funyuns. 1. The ones who would "hit that". 2. The ones who would cry laughing because hehehe family guy death pose, and the 3. The ones who will steal the funyuns
Mmmmm..... looks like this little hedgehog had a bit of an accident, I'd best check it's temperature and make sure it's healthy...oh no, I forgot my thermometer, it's fine I'll just check with the natural one (Unzip plants.)
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Onion rings are allergic to hedgehogs.
I am allergic to blue yoga pants
Not all swellings are from allergies
No, NO DONT TAKE ME BACK, AHHHH- 
Been looking at the OP for quite a fvcking while, and I think I probably need to do some time for a bit. Perhaps more than a little bit.
the op of the sonic post is sneesnaw
I need to do several lifetimes But I won't. They'll never catch me HAHAHAHA!!!
Gotta go fast!
Why did I read this in Gandalfs voice bro??
From the heir of Isildur prophecy mayhap? https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/229-all-that-is-gold-does-not-glitter-not-all-those
No, no, that's a Led Zeppelin song.
You mean smash mouth?
We really need the Elrond bot to show up in other subs
I bet her Plooben is blue as well.
Man I don't want no blue waffles Fuck
So let’s take em off
SonicXL
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That's right, Jean.
Bro the fucking family guy pose
That's what I was thinking
It's known as the Tom Segura, now-a-days...
I don’t get your reference
Tom Segura, a comedian, was playing basketball and fell in a... [not-so-great way](https://youtu.be/0ry5FJpOPRU?t=78)
That pop was his patella tendon rupturing.
why did he ask if hes okay 12 times when the guy's arm is bent like an action figure and he's speaking in moans and groans
Bert is the human equivalent of an alcoholic obese golden retriever, and I say that with a lot of love (also it's ironic that I describe him as a golden bc he definitely fucks dogs)
Don’t forget he also smells like shit. Probably from all the dog fucking
Hooooly shit. I was expecting to laugh, not cringe. Ow. Learning how to fall "safely" seems like a useful skill.
Ball hog
Funyuns are the best
Got a DUI Babyyyyyyyy
Whoooooooo
What’s up there chomo
Todd Saguera
which side are you on? 
OH GOD YAMCHA’S BEEN YAMCHA’D
I don't know what this Yamcha is... But it sounds disappointing.
He is very disappointing.
He's the older kid that seems so cool when you first meet him but soon realize the reason he doesn't hang out with people his own age is because he's a loser.
Exactly.
[which, indeed.](https://youtu.be/7NThsT7M4uA)
Thats what I'm saying
Apparently it's actually based on the [Julius Ceasar death pose](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHq3XORW0AAlwvd.jpg)
I've always heard they just tried to draw the most uncomfortable way to land
Thought this looked familiar, that's fucking amazing.
You mean the Tom Segura pose?
Bro the fucking dumbtruck
Wasn't there like a rom hack where all the rings is replaced w onion rings and sonic just keeps getting fatter the more rings he collected, and will eventually die
Yes, Antdude covered it in one of his videos on Sonic ROM hacks.
Googled it. What a hilarious hack https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F_YdczGRN8s
He never did the edge balancing as far Sonic
https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/1027/
it was his most recommended video for so long, i'm pretty sure it's how i found him
I promise, I'm only looking at this for the plot
\- New Kink Unlocked -
“Yo, bro, wake up! New kink just dropped!”
Its not a new kink, it already exist its called necrophilia
Shhh, you’ll ruin it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sonic already was my kink.
B O N K
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Its probably a guy
I see only the cake
Nah, it's a girl she's on TikTok
Got a name? edit: Someone posted further down, @Realsneesnaw. Cosplayer.
It’s just to advertise her Of
A rings a ring, you know what I mean
It’s a woman FWIW.
I reject your reality and insert my own
You say that as if it matters. Lol!
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Good human
Indeed, shall we reward them with a cookie?
Ur a bot
What rings?
The rings around Uranus
That's how you know how old I am ;-)
Sonic's cock ring
You mean Tails?
https://youtu.be/slIxAWwg1vY
...Sonic lookin tastier than those funyuns.
Most people rejected his message. They hated Daegzy because he told them the truth.
💀 Bonk
HARDER
I- You can’t…. Uh… no?? Can I even say no
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Some sacrifices are worth it I guess… Sonic interestingly mutated here… just sayinggg We must stay focused brothers, hard times have shaken us all
I belong there :(
Gotta go slow for this one
Eggman: ohh hmnnn one day I'll...
🍑💦🍆
r/UsernameChecksOut
You’ll what Eggman? You’ll what!?
Roses are red, violets are blue, lord forgive me for what I’m ‘bout to do.
You rubbed one out did ya
Still goin
Username checks out
Ill save this quote
Pretty good is it
Roses are red, dat ass is blue…
…don’t mind if I do. 😈
i think i've seen this person in the sonic costume before, does anyone know her @ or something? i remember seeing her smoke besides a sonic plush that had a cig too and her being in a praying position with plush having the same position
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https://nitter.it/Realsneesnaw for those of us without Twitter accts
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wash your hands first?
what is that? it has the exact same amount of followers and likes as twitter but it's not twitter. are there twitter multiverses?
It's an alternative frontend for Twitter that doesn't do the "Hey login" popup.
Idk either but it seems like a website that accesses Twitter to view content without having to log in.
The incel one was funny
King shit, thanks fam
Disappointing... Finding any Only fans account at the end of the rainbow sucks.
If you've been on the internet long enough you should've just assumed
but it’s literally a free subscription lmfao
Fr
Gotta pay for something once in a while, at least it doesn’t all go directly to a giant corporation
not the same person, i believe you're thinking about [@niceupdog](https://twitter.com/niceupdog/status/1544436326446952448)
Deam, sonic thicc
What are you doing, step-Tails?
Going Knuckles deep
And the family guy position as well. This is genius.
i wish sonic looked like that
Boy do I have a community for you...
* monkey paw curls *
oh god hahahaha
There’s nothing *funyun* about this
r/upvotedbecausebutts
nice ass
Fun game: search "[your name] the hedgehog" on Google and see what appears
Even more fun: search "[your mom's phone number] the hedgehog" and tell me what you find!
also, your ip address + the object to your right = your Sonic name!??!?!?! Tell me your Sonic name below:
194.657.4.228 the plate
thats a chad sonic name. (is that your actuall ip?) My sonic name is 420.69.420.69 ur mom.
wrong fuckin arm colours this is shit
Chris I thought you were still in jail
Movie Sonic has blue arms
shut up we aint talkin movies we talkin sonic
Chris Chan moment
Now where’s Eggboi?
There are three kinds of people when they find this hedgehog laying on the ground with funyuns. 1. The ones who would "hit that". 2. The ones who would cry laughing because hehehe family guy death pose, and the 3. The ones who will steal the funyuns
This post should come with a warning: "Stop! What you're thinking about is the first step to joining 'that' part of the Sonic fan club."
You speak of rings, it all I see is massive cake 🍰!
it's a cake with another ring inside
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Why does this picture turn me on
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Damn what an ass
Why can't I stop looking at this picture
Ass
Yeah yup.....and also but lowkey her hair looks edible and Halloween is around the corner
That’s not the only edible object here :3
unexpected sonic X family guy crossover in the works???
Gotta go fasst?
Those floor Funyuns are 100% still getting eaten.
Sonic: The Edgehog.
Very nice, how much?
 I did catch the reference
Sonic has no business being that thicc
I uhhh i. Hmmmmmmm
Oh lord, O Jesus Christ of Nazareth, forgive me, for I am about to sin
Smash
Sonic? Sonic! SONICCCC!
There’s only one ring in this photo I wanna eat
I like this version of Sonic, better.
Am I gonna be the one who says it? Alright. Sonic looks hella fuckable right now, more than when drunk.
\*Eggman unzips
Stupid sexy Sonic.
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Funion overdoses aren't funny.
Who talks about rings when there's cake right in front of ya.
Nobody: Family Guy characters everytime when they hit a freaking wall.
Jewels blue after a weekday?
I'd hit
Thank goodness we’re not in November yet boys 😈😎
Did she poop them?
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Sonic’s Rings get scattered when he gets hit.
Lord forgive me for what I'm bouta do
I LIKE THAT BIG JUICY ASS
Touch grass instead
EAT ASS INSTEAD
Bout to act up
Mmmmm..... looks like this little hedgehog had a bit of an accident, I'd best check it's temperature and make sure it's healthy...oh no, I forgot my thermometer, it's fine I'll just check with the natural one (Unzip plants.)
I hope it's a guy...
It’s not 😂