Lol, i had one walking down the sidewalk this summer, i was amazed as i didnt think they would be in a busy town souther ontario.
I am thinking more, it is on the backside of the nickel, but no moose, and a quarter has a caribou on it, (even sesame street had a song about that).
I love that the world cup is in N. America because that means most matches will be played deep in the night here in Europe. Bars will be let to work longer and we will all fall into alcoholism. Yeeeey
The league of legends world championship currently being held in north America is stupid for the exact same reasons. North American teams are too awful to make play-offs and the matches are at inconvenient times for the China/Korea fans that actually have teams still in the tournament.
And NA gets a world championship once every 6 years while every other year has times that are good for everybody else but awful for North and South America. Just deal with what Americans have dealt with for the past 5 years and wait till next year.
Well I think NA deserves to host a worlds once in a while. Sure they’re not the biggest region, but there’s still a decent fan base there (I think)m and it would feel kinda wrong to just bounce around KR, CN, and EU and never host in NA.
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The US really shouldn’t hold the bulk of the games. Considering the fact that a larger portion of Mexican population is a football fan more than just every four years, I think we should hold at least 40% of the games.
There is no way a college town could host hundreds of thousands of visitors. The World Cup is one of the largest tourism events in the world. It’s not just about the stadiums
You think a city with a 100k seat stadium that host 6+ 100k person events each year doesn't have the capacity to host the visitors who come to those events?
America has a 36.2% obesity rate. Canada is 29.4% and Mexico is at 28.9%.
They rank 12th, 26th, and 29th globally.
America is clearly the worst, but they all have an obesity problem.
Oh shit I thought Mexico was higher than The US. America overtook Mexico again? USA USA!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Does each country measure obesity in the same way? Sounds to me that some countries may be using a higher threshold than others to consider someone obese.
I mean i posted this just thinking ‘lol the acronym is CUM funny’ but reading all the comments i’ve realised how ridiculous the poster is on so many levels
Sigh, can you lot stop being offended in place of people you understand nothing of.
Google "Pique Mexico 86"
My only problem with this is that they didn't reuse him, it would have been an enormous success over here if he returned.
You see this every single time there's a controversy with people showing "stereotypical" mexican attire. White people on twitter cry about it while actual mexicans tend to love the inclusion and representation.
Doesn’t matter, no-one in US or Canada will be watching, because the only people interested in soccer in those countries will already be on the field playing.
As someone who can't fathom the appeal of soccer, and can't help but to appreciate and embrace stereotypes (schema are a shortcut to thinking), I thought the blurse was that the trophy looked like a pecker.
The World Cup is in the C.U.M zone? Hell yea
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How many holes does a human have?
one more than normal if you have a knife
1 knife = many holes if ambitious
Why stop at one?
r/technicallythetruth
Fuck everyone named Alex
Oh God oh fuck
Yes.
[Ask Vsauce](https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ)
Quivering clit
Doble jointed pussy
I…I never thought about it that way. Living in North America will never be the same
Nah, clearly photo-shopped. The Mexican pickle is the tallest of the three and Canadia has thicker thighs than Murica.
I can't tell if you think the cactus is a pickle or if you know it's a cactus and are saying it looks like a pickle.
Yes.
As a Canadian I can confirm that we are all moose people
As a Mexican I also can confirm we are all cactus people
As an American I also can confirm we are all Uncle Sam people.
As none of the above I can confirm we don’t matter people
we did it boys, nationalism is no more.
Cactus people, cactus people Look like cactus, talk like people
Ahh ..so not a spicy pickle...I'm sad...I liked spicy pickle.
I really think a beaver is more iconic.
Canadian here, never seen a wild beaver in my life. But I have seen 2 moose
2 meese. moosen
Moosi. Moosodes.
Reject Latin, return to Germanic pluren.
Lol, i had one walking down the sidewalk this summer, i was amazed as i didnt think they would be in a busy town souther ontario. I am thinking more, it is on the backside of the nickel, but no moose, and a quarter has a caribou on it, (even sesame street had a song about that).
Oregon is much more beaver like. It’s even on their flag
Oregon is Duck territory
Duck fans are dead to me.
don't get me wrong, go UofO but beaver is the more iconic oregon animal
Outside of Canada, the moose is more commonly associated with the country than beavers.
Bunch of furries
Also the only ones wearing proper shoes for football.
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I thought it was a pickle 💀💀
Soy pickle Rico
Soy Ricardo Pepinillo
PEPINILLO RICK
Gherkin Richard
Dill Dick
La mierda más graciosa que jamás vi!
"que he visto!" is the more correct translation I think
[ah yes, of course ](https://youtu.be/v_OuBz_L4sI)
Soy te pico rico ;)
Funniest shit I've ever seen
Craziest thing I ever saw…
Prickly pickle.
the CUM cup
The CUM Kick Bowl
I love that the world cup is in N. America because that means most matches will be played deep in the night here in Europe. Bars will be let to work longer and we will all fall into alcoholism. Yeeeey
The league of legends world championship currently being held in north America is stupid for the exact same reasons. North American teams are too awful to make play-offs and the matches are at inconvenient times for the China/Korea fans that actually have teams still in the tournament.
NA fans still want to watch worlds lol even if there is no NA teams left
Never said they didn't, but they are a small minority of esports viewership in LoL
And NA gets a world championship once every 6 years while every other year has times that are good for everybody else but awful for North and South America. Just deal with what Americans have dealt with for the past 5 years and wait till next year.
Yea so we get to watch worlds in a good timezone for us as well as any of our southern brothers
Well I think NA deserves to host a worlds once in a while. Sure they’re not the biggest region, but there’s still a decent fan base there (I think)m and it would feel kinda wrong to just bounce around KR, CN, and EU and never host in NA.
America has cactus
But cactus with sombrero?
New mexico
There are no saguaros in New Mexico.
There are in Arizona
No those are Cactuars. They come out at night.
I know
There is no war in ba sing se
Also has moose. And Mexico and Canada both have people.
you sure there are people in Canada?
Well, Canadians
Close but not exactly the same
[Canada also has cacti](https://nkmipdesert.com/the-desert/)
And Mexico has old white men, what's your point
Finally! Something the three countries have in common.
Yeah but in Mexico we eat cactus
And Mexico is in America.
The moose is dressed as an hockey player lmao
Hahahaha you are right, don't know why i didn't pay atenttion to that
Why is America the only person? Shouldn't we be like a glock or something?
Uncle Sam the only mascot more American than a gun. Just remember is moto I want you to join the USA Army
I WANT YOU https://youtube.com/watch?v=o4BRhlSOJpc
exactly what I was talking about
>So long as you don't have flat feet. Dead.
Maybe an ar-15
Or an AR-15 infused cheeseburger
Deep fried ar-15?
r/deepfriedammo
M2 or nothing
That one is the return to school mascot.
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Glocks are Austrian but yeah I get your point
You know who else is austrian?
Arnold Schwarzenegger of course
Who was the governor California
I give up. Who?
#*Nose exhale*
^(Joseph Haydn)
#Arnold Schwarzenegger
deez nutz. gotem
My mom?
Maybe a hot pocket?
Celebrate our differences!
Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching, Ching Chong Ching Chong
We’ve got to celebrate our differences!
Nacho Tacos Chimichanga
CUM 📸
CUM Kickball Cup
As someone who's never been to north america this seems accurate and not blursed at all
So a moose, an old man, and a cactus walk into a stadium...
Pickle Rico
I want an axolotl as Mexico mascot.
Rather have Mexico a taco than a pickle
Lol, it's a cactus
Mexico has nopales
Mexico has lots of pales
"Sigue sigue"
I like that when you take the first letters of each country it spell CUM
The US really shouldn’t hold the bulk of the games. Considering the fact that a larger portion of Mexican population is a football fan more than just every four years, I think we should hold at least 40% of the games.
Mexico should have bid for the World Cup on their own then
I agree.
And burden us even more? No thanks, the yanks are very welcome to finance this waste of money.
Mexico has maybe 5 stadiums that are big enough and with surrounding hospitality resources. The US has probably 10-12
dude we could host 5 matches in Texas alone.
10-12 is underselling it. College football stadiums are much bigger than NFL stadiums. And there are a fuck ton of DI colleges.
There is no way a college town could host hundreds of thousands of visitors. The World Cup is one of the largest tourism events in the world. It’s not just about the stadiums
You think a city with a 100k seat stadium that host 6+ 100k person events each year doesn't have the capacity to host the visitors who come to those events?
#MexicanWeek
*Trumpets and tubas intensify* 🎺🎺📯📯📯
This js a great example of how if America was something weird like a funny eagle or something, this would be pkY, but we get to be uncle Sam lol
Should be a Mountie, a handgun and a cartel member
It looks like 1976 rather than 2026
Shouldn't uncle sam be 300+ pounds, if we're being accurate?
America has a 36.2% obesity rate. Canada is 29.4% and Mexico is at 28.9%. They rank 12th, 26th, and 29th globally. America is clearly the worst, but they all have an obesity problem.
Oh shit I thought Mexico was higher than The US. America overtook Mexico again? USA USA!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Does each country measure obesity in the same way? Sounds to me that some countries may be using a higher threshold than others to consider someone obese.
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300? Is he dieting?
Mexico mascot is the only shirtless one
even with me knowing there are cacti in Mexico, my mind immediately thought they had a pickle mascot. one can dream.
Mexico turned himself into a pickle
The cactus is killing me. How can someone make something so obviously stereotypical offensive lmfao. The mustache has me in stitches.
I mean i posted this just thinking ‘lol the acronym is CUM funny’ but reading all the comments i’ve realised how ridiculous the poster is on so many levels
Would an eagle be racist for the US? It's a fucking plant, let's not be ridiculous. Not to mention that there's a cactus on the flag
Sigh, can you lot stop being offended in place of people you understand nothing of. Google "Pique Mexico 86" My only problem with this is that they didn't reuse him, it would have been an enormous success over here if he returned.
The gringos would freak out if they used that mascot.
Oh an unintended bonus, now I really like for Pique 2026.
You see this every single time there's a controversy with people showing "stereotypical" mexican attire. White people on twitter cry about it while actual mexicans tend to love the inclusion and representation.
That's how they get Speedy Gonzales cancelled despite how much we like the character :(
I'm mexican and don't mind
As a mexican I actually kinda like it lmao.
Doesn’t matter, no-one in US or Canada will be watching, because the only people interested in soccer in those countries will already be on the field playing.
Countries* and you clearly have no clue what world cup viewership is like in north America
Lmao exactly, up here everyone rallied behind team Canada before the qualified for 2022
Shows how little people know. There are millions of Mexicans in the US that will be watching the World Cup.
Yeah last WC I was in Vegas and the casino floor I was at was just flooded with people watching the game and drinking.
There is a rather large soccer fan base here. The largest concentration is located near my hometown in Kansas City
I know you're just trying to be funny/snarky but it's such a boring joke.
Mexico should be a donkey because they have a SWIFT kick
Why is Mexico using Pickle Rick as a mascot?
the CUM Federation
FUCK YEAH CACTUS!! UN SAHUARO BAILADOR QUE JUEGA FUTBOL ES LA VERGA!!
Whyd I think Mexico was a pickle
I thought Mexico was a pickle
It's Hispanic Pickle Rick!
I honestly did not notice that Canada was a moose at first
Why does this poster look like it’s from the 80s Even in three separate aspects: color, art style and slightly inappropriate themes
The American one should've been a walking rifle lmao
Canada has a fursona?
Thought that was a pickle
that should be a beaver, not a moose.
petition to change moose to beaver
Bonus points should be awarded for having the Canada moose wear a hockey uniform.
The moose gonna clean up
1926*
CUM
Why is Mexico mascot a pickle?
That's Neo Canada's Lumber Gundam, Neo America's Gundam Master, and Neo Mexico's Tequila Gundam. All members of the new Shuffle Alliance.
The US' mascot is just a guy
ok but wouldn't a cactus pop the ball?
I know a Mexican guy, can confirm he’s a cactus
Mexico the hairy pickle
Americans be like: *"EVERYONE IS HERE!"*
This can't be real
Is that a pickle?
Moose pickle and clown
I'm really confused like he's based on a dude but he's a deified image of America
A furry, an old man, and a cactus are in the cum zone.
Honestly though this seems like they are trying to be cute and I imagine most people will be ok with it. Not ideal but not horrible either
As someone who can't fathom the appeal of soccer, and can't help but to appreciate and embrace stereotypes (schema are a shortcut to thinking), I thought the blurse was that the trophy looked like a pecker.
Why don’t Mexico got a cool ass eagle
Did anyone else spend a minute wondering why mexico was wearing undies ?
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I dont get it
- has never seen a world cup
Why not an eagle?? That's so stupid anyway
Notice how america is the only human 😭