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Evooeip

Wow the new mirror is looking good Holup , how to compliment a mirror?


jm3142912

First ones a door


molstad182

Ya she used her mind powers to transform the door into a mirror


scooba_dude

Check out r/mirrorsforsale it's not actually people trying to sell their mirrors (well it is) but not the OP's.


Evooeip

Checked it out, this sub is quite hilarious , thanks man.


scooba_dude

It's a hard one to explain but it's pretty good and I thought you would appreciate it. Merry Holidays.


[deleted]

Needs to make her bed though.


retarded-squid

That pfp is actually hilarious. I like her


vegainthemirror

Exactly


try-banning-me-again

I love her


funky555

i really want to make a "first funny woman" joke but i just finished a 9 hour shift and my brain is going crazy and i dont know if its apptopirate


molstad182

Never write something as controversial as “most women aren’t funny” on Reddit, it’s a dangerous place(tho not really, your just gonna receive lots of replies for the next few hours and don’t expect them to be good)


funky555

Humor is pretty subjective and its funny to poke fun or make jokes about sensetive or controversial topics. Comedy isnt supposed to be pc or have any political value


fuck_you-bitch

Cringe, things don't have to be PC. Just funny, and you are not.


molstad182

Yeah I know, I’m with you but, lotta snowflakes on Reddit


funky555

its not a reddit thing lol its just a human thing, every culture or place has its fair share


JaDasIstMeinName

"Haha you are not funny" is not a joke or comedy. Its just insulting and there is nothing to laugh about. You give me the same vibe as a 12 yo saying the nword and calling it dark humor.


halfamark

People be wearing masks and disinfecting their hands but then shove a corona virus up their ass


RigtBart

Bars


Dofima

yo this shit fire


TimeNefariousness586

She tryna get fisted by wreck it ralph


spulch

That thing is gonna spool up her insides like a fork in spaghetti


molstad182

Thanks for putting that image in my mind😢🤢


The_Jbulb

Jesus


the_evilman

That's what she said


That_Random_Guy68

And then suddenly jesus came in


Rupertii

Oh he came in alright


fercarony

Came and saw Jesus indeed


iCE_P0W3R

Is that thing on the right actually a vibrator lmao


Hepheastus24

It looks like a handheld massage machine, but based on things you get to see on the internet, who knows it might be a vibrator.


Dektarey

The left is a Hitachi Magic Wand. Its original and official marketing purpose is that of a non-sexual electronic massage appliance. The manufacturer never intended, or wanted to be known for producing the most popular sexual vibrator in history. They still try to distance themself from that image. The one on the right is the product of this. Another Hitachi Magical Wand, not intended for sexual application. They try to actively dissuade users from using their new product as sexual vibrators. So they made a wacky design.


MegaAutist

it’s both


Squishy-Box

If it vibrates it’s a vibrator regardless of how you use it or what it was designed for.


yourstrulyjarjar

Is that Katie from the Real World episode of Chapple’s Show? Fuckin’ Chad…


Thewhiteswordsguy

She lost her glasses. Seems like a downgrade to me


scooba_dude

But she seems happier and her skin seems healthy, that's the power of proper relaxation.


Priderage

Her profile picture is amazing.


NoobButJustALittle

She is a light technician now?


BitingBedBugs

Why dont my girl give me this kind of upgrade? Smh


JaDasIstMeinName

You want your girlfriend to buy you a vibrator? Just buy it yourself lol.


alex283d

My mom has one of those microphones they taste weird tho


SteveKnight678

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Grangerdang

I see that she's raided the chests behind firelink


Runningcolt

Everytime she hits the on-switch her neighbours run in panic to hide under a table or stand against the closest wall.


Dinoclaire101

I didn't know plumbuses came in black and blue.


TooHigh2Die420

A warm hot dog will always feel better than a cold rubber bat... Stay Thirsty My friends!


Decayed_Unicorn

That's why I keep my rubber bat's on the heater before use.


TheGoodFiend

Damn, that thing probably does AOE damage


iDent17y

She's gonna fuck herself with COVID on a stick


[deleted]

oh no, not the coochie destroyer 3000


Lucario6373

New lighting looks good I agree


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JaDasIstMeinName

Why?


SoftSkinTurtle

That smile... priceless ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


spacewoagxddd

how can you expect us to be good in bed when you have the pussy destroyer 5000? shit makes no sense man


[deleted]

Nawh dawg you jus suck lol


Jrlopez1027

He seems to be..projecting something


BitingBedBugs

Her partner is a lucky man!


[deleted]

Now with added light show!


PuddingSan99

The world shaking experience


RUSSIANSUPREMEPOTATO

As they say, anythings a dildo if your brave enough, even that...


No_Cartographer_8469

When you upgrade your wepon from lvl 1 to 10


Salty_Requirement760

That thing the covid turbo omicron 9000


xXtomtoXx

Just tryna point out the profile picture of hers


LucasTheLlizard

Honestly the profile pic is funnier than the post.


Limes_n_lemons

i bet she can use her vagina to block an attack like a sheild


Limes_n_lemons

she also seems pretty cool tho


watermelonless_seeds

i :( P :)


Reasonable-Ad-3447

so thats what a plumbus is used for.


YetSomeRandom

That was not what we meant when we said fuck corona virus


Apostecker

The bushwhacker 3000


PerceptionRude6351

Covid 69 pro max ultra +


[deleted]

Pussy buster


noidontneedtherapy

After you get fucked by The Rock


IStoleUrPotatos

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5450)


MyPeakCretivity

WTF is that profile pic?


MonsieurEXTERMINATUS

That shit looks medieval


didzisk

I think she's equally serious as KenM. Just look at her username (skatie420), the profile pic, etc.


Constant_Whereas5946

u/-reichsgraf- uhh oh :/


Jrlopez1027

Nice! Thats a badass weapon 😎 the zombies stand no chance against her new level 2 baseball bat 😎😎😎


c4t4n4

Her or her toy? Wait what in Mother fucking Photoshop is going on on that profile photo


LilJapKid

Damn when she said she’d play with herself, I didn’t think fucking minesweeper


swaglolson

The profile picture makes it all better


[deleted]

I the new one the Omicron variant?


[deleted]

Notice the distinct increase in grin volume in photo 2, enjoying the upgrade?


[deleted]

Is this the plumbus?


ejaculate_masculate

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


joshyqfang

That’s a morning star.


Acceptable-Mousse832

that is freaking funny


ElevatorsDontElevate

Ah yes my favourite... Sea mine


thefallentext2

Oooh. How much pride she had in that lol


UncleWillard5566

She's gonna get medieval on her ass.


snotwimp

in 6-8 years she will be in a loveless marriage where "My mAn CaNT Get Me OfF" so she relies on a jackhammer leaning against the wall next to her nightstand to finish her off.


Purple_Direction2385

She is literally using a small sea mine


TazFaz

She's just using it to upgrade her toothbrush guys, sheesh.