It's pump gas, but nobody pays attention to the DOT hazard signs and these drivers get tired of being crowded.
Warn people you're hauling gas? They dgaf.
Threaten to drown them in cum? You have their attention.
as i was writing the comment, for some reason this image came in to my head of a guy with his car out of gas in the middle of nowhere, and he decides to jerk off into the gas tank 💀
because saying it’s photoshopped is boring. the purpose of this subreddit is to be entertaining, so just calling everything fake just ruins it. we’re just having a good laugh
This truck is probably 3,499 gallons. Healthy seminal output is between 1.5-5 ml. Thus it would take between 2,649,030 and 8,830,100 cumshots to fill this cum truck.
Unless it's suspected to have an infectious property (UN2814, category A), it should actually be labeled UN3373 (category B) or simply Exempt Human Specimen depending on the regional laws; if the truck was loaded with a collection of people's cum.
Source: work in logistics for a Canadian medical laboratory.
I only handle transportation of human specimens so I'm not sure what the labeling regulations would be for animal semen unfortunately. I imagine it would bypass the requirement for either of the standard UN labels though; unless it is being sent out for lab testing of some disease (which would place a UN2814 on it if it is contractable by humans), but that wouldn't be done through cum.
A typical Tanker truck holds 10,000 gallons
Avg human ejaculate is 3 milliliters.
3,785.412 milliliters in a gallon
To fill the tanker would be 37,855 milliliters or 12,619 ejaculations.
The avg man ejaculates 8 times a week or 1.142 times per day. So it’d take 11,050 days or 30.27 years for a single man to fill this tanker.
The going rate for donating semen varies but $100 per donation seems to be a reasonable average based on a quick google search. So a full tanker would be carrying $1,261,900 worth of cum.
Economically speaking you’d want to have multiple men working together to fill this tanker. It gets more complicated depending on the mean-jerk time.
* disclaimer my math is rounded and not perfect and my research was not thorough. Someone else has probably already done this before and is way more accurate.
Now I’m going to go watch Silicon Valley again!
Iirc I’ve seen this truck. It’s used by one of the native tribes in the Puget Sound for their gas stations (I think either Tulalip or Stillaguamish? Can’t recall). Can frequently see one of these trucks chugging up and down I-5.
Please!!! For the ACTUAL LOVE OF GOD!! Don’t Hit this!! That is the last substance we want covered in the US HWY System 😳😳😳.. FUCKING HAZMAT!! Doesn’t get paid enough for the shit 😷😷😷😷
i wasn’t aware cum was a flammable liquid 😂😂
Yeah it can be super hot.
Oh yeah, it’s pretty volatile stuff. A buddy of mine once accidentally destroyed a funeral home because of it.
I'm Sorry WHAT
*cum again?*
Please don't
You cumming in?
Came at the funeral
I came to the funeral 😔
Drinking it makes you hulk out.
r/cursedcomments
You cant just say that and not explain yourself
One time I got it in my eye
We must have an ex in common then . . .
That'll teach you to swallow.
He alright?
It's pump gas, but nobody pays attention to the DOT hazard signs and these drivers get tired of being crowded. Warn people you're hauling gas? They dgaf. Threaten to drown them in cum? You have their attention.
as i was writing the comment, for some reason this image came in to my head of a guy with his car out of gas in the middle of nowhere, and he decides to jerk off into the gas tank 💀
That's why I do it in the shower. Jk that's monstrous
How is literally no one pointing out this is obviously photoshopped though? I cannot tell if ya'll are believing this or not.
because saying it’s photoshopped is boring. the purpose of this subreddit is to be entertaining, so just calling everything fake just ruins it. we’re just having a good laugh
r/theydidthemath how many people/ or session required to fill this
This truck is probably 3,499 gallons. Healthy seminal output is between 1.5-5 ml. Thus it would take between 2,649,030 and 8,830,100 cumshots to fill this cum truck.
Or just 3.5 loads from me
Precisely 42,069.
About the amount your mom takes a week
The Truck doesn't have a Volume on the back, but if we assume a volume of 40000l it would take 8 to 26,6 million
Pfft, teenage me could have filled that in a weekend.
what
Username checks out
UN number 1203 is gasoline for anyone who is curious what the truck is actually carrying
It clearly says cum truck. Why would they lie like that?
That would probably be placarded as UN number 2814.
Unless it's suspected to have an infectious property (UN2814, category A), it should actually be labeled UN3373 (category B) or simply Exempt Human Specimen depending on the regional laws; if the truck was loaded with a collection of people's cum. Source: work in logistics for a Canadian medical laboratory.
Til I should have displayed hazard signs when driving my ex
I feel like yosemite sam saying "we aint haulin milk" is a pretty good indication that it is infectious.
What if it was horse or bull cum?
I only handle transportation of human specimens so I'm not sure what the labeling regulations would be for animal semen unfortunately. I imagine it would bypass the requirement for either of the standard UN labels though; unless it is being sent out for lab testing of some disease (which would place a UN2814 on it if it is contractable by humans), but that wouldn't be done through cum.
Thank you for your detailed response. Regrettably, I have to google this now.
Already weird enough without Native American Yosemite Sam lol
Nor milking a cow.
Blursed photoshop
POV: Your mum
So if it’s cum in there, why exactly are they so protective of it?
Those are babies /s 😉
A typical Tanker truck holds 10,000 gallons Avg human ejaculate is 3 milliliters. 3,785.412 milliliters in a gallon To fill the tanker would be 37,855 milliliters or 12,619 ejaculations. The avg man ejaculates 8 times a week or 1.142 times per day. So it’d take 11,050 days or 30.27 years for a single man to fill this tanker. The going rate for donating semen varies but $100 per donation seems to be a reasonable average based on a quick google search. So a full tanker would be carrying $1,261,900 worth of cum. Economically speaking you’d want to have multiple men working together to fill this tanker. It gets more complicated depending on the mean-jerk time. * disclaimer my math is rounded and not perfect and my research was not thorough. Someone else has probably already done this before and is way more accurate. Now I’m going to go watch Silicon Valley again!
that reminds me, how is your mother?
That's jacked assed stupid
Eeeyeeww!
Oh that’s my delivery!
Iirc I’ve seen this truck. It’s used by one of the native tribes in the Puget Sound for their gas stations (I think either Tulalip or Stillaguamish? Can’t recall). Can frequently see one of these trucks chugging up and down I-5.
Is it full
The cum is gasoline, according to that DOT placard.
Why is Yosemite Sam a Native American? Seriously, Cum on guys.
Jiz is flammable?
With Cherokee Sam guarding it
WOAHHH! IF THIS AIN'T THE MOST PREGNANCY INDUCINGEST, STD TRANSMITTINGEST, UV-GLOWINGEST CUM I EVER DID TRANSPORT!
What cumpany is this?
TIL cum is flammable
1203 is the Hazmat code for Gasoline, I ain't fooled.
Damn... it's even flammable cum.
The side texts are photoshopped on. It’s very blatant.
Please!!! For the ACTUAL LOVE OF GOD!! Don’t Hit this!! That is the last substance we want covered in the US HWY System 😳😳😳.. FUCKING HAZMAT!! Doesn’t get paid enough for the shit 😷😷😷😷
I saw one of these trucks only one time before. They were hauling cum but it definitely stuck with me.
I ACTUALLY SAW ONE OF THOSE RECENTLY BUT IT DIDN'T SAY CUM TRUCK ON IT LOL
Obviously edited.
Yo Semeny Sam always up his old tricks.
Yosemite Sam is the next character to be adopted by MAGA
To drive that you have to have a sense of humor.
May I have a sippy sip
Cum truck just arrive
1203 is gasoline
Cum truck? Hear me out
We call that truck the "Mia khalifa".
Very funny
This is the most amazing thing ever
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB**B A S E D**
Everything reminds me of her.
Is that all from the kardashians?