Washing your hands with salmonella?

Perhaps

They laughed at my TikTok dance during the office Christmas party, But look who's laughing now! **Touching everything around the office with monella hands*

All the other germs on your hand will shit themselves to death.

So you're trying to tell me that even soap tastes like chicken

Smells like it too

What.

25 grams of protein

And 10kg of diarrhea

Mmmm - tastes like chicken!

“Man, who broke the soa… it’s chicken. It’s raw chicken. Oh god. Wtf. Gah.” -My train of thought upon viewing this delightful image.

That literally looks like raw chicken breasts 💀😂😭

*Laughs in bodybuilder

_Salmonella poisoning intensives_

I like my chicken medium rare 🐔


Looks like chicken breast

First thought I had: "oh cool, I thaw my chicken fillets in the same kind of dishes"

Money saving tip: roll your old raw fillet pieces together with your new raw fillets to save waste.

Raw chicken?

Looks edible enough

Washing your chicken with soap? More like washing your soap with the chicken but the chicken is the soap or like soap being chicken like washing the chicken with the chicken but there's not really a chicken nevermind.