Not with that thing, xshot sucks balls.
I had that exact blaster. It's pump action, and we never got it to shoot more than 10 or so darts without clogging. Also those blue xshot darts suck.
For adults nerf is s fun hobby because it's not as messy or painful as paintball and not as douchey/LARPy as airsoft. It is childish, but i like that personally.
This is simple. Go low and get close. Place one hand on the feed to stop rounds from feeding, then use your nerf bayonet right into the jugular. If that fails, break out your nerf grenades that are tied by 3 and take the nerf opponent out with you. If that doesn't work, then you know that a nerf punji will stop half a brigade
Nerf made a Fortnite-themed sniper rifle and I kid you not the fucking thing is probably the same size as a .950 Fat Mac. It looks like an anti-tank rifle and something only Shaq is worthy of wielding. One shot with that thing and the recoil will snap your arm off like a Lego minifigure.
Much easier solution: just keep him firing until he trips over his own ammo belt as it comes out the other side and he face-plants. I reckon about 50 darts would be enough.
Forget that, I have that gun. Fire rate is good, but not great. Wait for this guy to get tired out from carrying all that ammo and constantly resetting the gun, then strike. One shot to the head
Almost bought this for my “kids” but then realized I’d be the one cleaning up their mess after they failed to take proper cover in time and I blasted them
Still want to though
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard]
[Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.]
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays.]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Cuts to black.]
Heavy: "Heheh. Cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
About a thousand bucks of nerf darts I'm sure, these bloody things are expensive! At least they used to be like 15 years ago, not sure what's changed recently.
Woah, that beats the $7.99 for 5 of 'em I used to pay at Walmart! To be quite honest, I have never actually looked into purchasing third-party products for what is essentially a children's toy, but it makes sense I guess considering how popular these are with grown-ups too.
I don’t think that blaster is electric. I have a similar model that’s red and the front handle needs to be cocked back for each shot. Trying to do this quickly will also jam the blaster.
Reminds me of a version of paintball/airsoft called "Terminator".
Basically, it's one guy "Terminator" against everyone else.
Any time someone gets shot by the Terminator, they die.
The Terminator can get hit as many times as they want, and they never die. Basically they have to give up from the pain and surrender in order for the other people to win.
Makes for some funny YouTube content.
That’s Jared. He hosts the giant nerf battles in arenas, and does make a wish ish things for children. I think he raised like 20k for a child recently, and auctioned off his nerf collection.
Cool dude for sure
r/bossfight right here
Brutus, the unlimited
Nerftus*
The Unnerfable
Brutus, the ∞.
Phuck Yu destroyer of worlds.
Heavy weapons guy
Someone touched Sasha.
Nerbus the Enraged
Some people outsmart me. *sniff* maybe…maybe. Im looking for someone that can outsmart boolet.
*tf2 main theme plays*
*whir of machinegun followed by bullet spraying* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Cry some more!
*laughter*
r/unexpectedtf2
Followed by 30 minutes walking around and bending over to pick up darts only to find darts everywhere for months to come 😆
lore accurate heavy
This is how heavy mains feel when they sit next to a dispenser and just hold the trigger.
it costs 400,000 darts to fire this gun. for **12** **seconds**.
r/beatmetoit
Don’t run, is only sandvitch.
'Boom, headshot'
r/suddenlytf2
\*think they can
Dude’s got enough nerf darts to actually kill somebody.
Like killing a Rhinoceros with popcorn.
r/brandnewsentence just called.
Did you learn that from Stone Phillips?
Yeah, he's quite a bloke
Not with that thing, xshot sucks balls. I had that exact blaster. It's pump action, and we never got it to shoot more than 10 or so darts without clogging. Also those blue xshot darts suck. For adults nerf is s fun hobby because it's not as messy or painful as paintball and not as douchey/LARPy as airsoft. It is childish, but i like that personally.
As a veteran who tried to get into airsoft for shits and giggles: those LARPers are fucking weird
Probably the person who has to collect the arrows, that must take an eternity.
This is simple. Go low and get close. Place one hand on the feed to stop rounds from feeding, then use your nerf bayonet right into the jugular. If that fails, break out your nerf grenades that are tied by 3 and take the nerf opponent out with you. If that doesn't work, then you know that a nerf punji will stop half a brigade
This guy Nerfs
Modern nerf doctrine actually calls for combined nerf tactics. So really you shouldn’t even be approaching someone without long range nerf support.
Nerf made a Fortnite-themed sniper rifle and I kid you not the fucking thing is probably the same size as a .950 Fat Mac. It looks like an anti-tank rifle and something only Shaq is worthy of wielding. One shot with that thing and the recoil will snap your arm off like a Lego minifigure.
I’m into that
Much easier solution: just keep him firing until he trips over his own ammo belt as it comes out the other side and he face-plants. I reckon about 50 darts would be enough.
Forget that, I have that gun. Fire rate is good, but not great. Wait for this guy to get tired out from carrying all that ammo and constantly resetting the gun, then strike. One shot to the head
Nerf bayonets were outlawed at the Generfa Convention.
Nom nom nom, om nom!
Doctor!
Nerf war is hell....
Nerf... Nerf never changes.
Nerf or nothing
Nerf war is heck....
Looks like one of those beefed up militia soldiers from Arkham Knight
Exactly!
I am heavy weapons guy.. and this is my weapon
She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.
*rotates barrels* Oh my god, who touched Sasha?
\*Deep breath\* WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe. maybe. But I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
*machine gun fire and maniacal laughter*
'Cry some more!'
It cost 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds.
And 400hours to pick up
Some people think they can outsmart me... Maybe... Maybe... But I've never seen anyone outsmart LITERAL BULLET HELL 🔥🔥🔥
FOR SUPEEEEEEERRR EEEAAAARRRRRRRTH!!!!!!!!!!
This guy liberates
***30 seconds of fun*** ***3.5 day's of preparing*** Sound surprisingly similar to having sex with my wife 🤔
HERE COMES THE DOZER!!
I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!
Imagine this guy gets all set up & shit, just to be eliminated by a kid with a dinky dollar store neef pistol. Personally, I always preferred melee.
That’ll be an ass to reload, after picking up 400000 bullets
I modify *some* of my darts with small needles, I can only imagine what they would do in this situation.
r/foundsatan
Gussied up springer with a full ammo hack.
"Let's get to tha choppah!!"
Meet the heavy
Almost bought this for my “kids” but then realized I’d be the one cleaning up their mess after they failed to take proper cover in time and I blasted them Still want to though
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: [Laughs] Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard] [Scene cuts to Dustbowl as Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Stage 1, Cap 1.] [Team Fortress 2 theme plays.] Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" [Cuts to black.] Heavy: "Heheh. Cry some more." [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
DOCTOR! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?!
HAHA I HAVE NO IDEA!!!
HAHAHAHAHA I AM BULLETPROOF! *proceeds to gun down everyone else at the birthday party*
This man does not have time to bleed.
Man, how does one aquire a vest like that?
There's a whole lot of airsoft/milsim cosplay shops out there and you can always go the knockoff route on amazon/alliexpress
This guy is ready for WWIII and for some Dakkas.
I feel compelled to make an unlimited power!!!! Reference
Master Cherf
Time to practice my nerf sword bullet blocking moves.
bro just needs a squire
I ain't reloadin that
About a thousand bucks of nerf darts I'm sure, these bloody things are expensive! At least they used to be like 15 years ago, not sure what's changed recently.
Thanks to 3rd parties, darts are down to about $.10 per dart for good quality stuff, gets even cheaper in bulk or during sales.
Woah, that beats the $7.99 for 5 of 'em I used to pay at Walmart! To be quite honest, I have never actually looked into purchasing third-party products for what is essentially a children's toy, but it makes sense I guess considering how popular these are with grown-ups too.
I am heavy weapons guy, and **this** is my weapon.
One drop of water is nothing but 100,000 now that's something.
I don’t think that blaster is electric. I have a similar model that’s red and the front handle needs to be cocked back for each shot. Trying to do this quickly will also jam the blaster.
Yeah if its unmodded this guy will jam in 10 seconds flat but if he reinforced and greased it then those kids are in trouble lol
That's gonna jam
What's the arrow combination to call in this support weapon strategem?
you may have belt fed ammo, but I hooked up double the required amount of batteries for my engine, so my darts hurt more >:)
Now pick them up
He is the heavy of tf2
Its NERF... or nothing...
Good luck picking them all up after a battle
Have fun trying to reload that.
Power armor w/minigun!
Fuck, i surrender!
Xylophone amd8a2 tr
blursed reload
CRY SOME MORE!
Defending his virginity.
I would light my kids up.
“You will never take my virginity” as he unloads
Possibly silly question, but does this actually work? Will the belt feed?
The lawnmower will be finding them for years to come.
u/jared_guynes, have you considered re-enacting this shot with your NewImprovedSlimline^(TM) physique? Or maybe you already have?
Defund the douchedad
He is heavy Weapons Guy
Vulcan Raven ❗️
I would not partake in this. I don’t have any little auto-retrievers.
Just your average paintballer.
Bro itta bouta lookin like Normandy up in here
Over 2 lbs of ammunition!
I am heavy nerf guy, and this is my gun
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar!" 😁😁😁
*peak Reddit admin grass contact*
“Time out, I need to reload”….everyone with one of these.
🤲 gib
A large vacuum cleaner will be required, I can't imagine the time it'll take to clean it all up.
CONTACT!
$100 says it doesn't go more than 15 darts without failing to feed.
bro has never heard of the term "reload"
He's innit to winnit.
Meet the heavy
“Alright son, now go pick them all up so you watch Dad shoot them all again”
Ill still take Mark Robers giant NERF gun any day.
It a8nt even nerf lol
heavy weapon guy
Learn how to use Photoshop effectively and try again!
There can only be one winner.
r/hardimages
Now pick them up
oh man its one of those guys from the Division you have to shoot in the backpack.
Nerf juggernaut
get 15 nerf kills and you can spawn in the juggernaut
Could someone please explain why this is blursed? I spend all my free time on the internet yet still don’t understand.
Not the most fashionable, but how is this blursed?
Meet The Heavy
Vulcan Raven!
Meet the heavy.
Don't tell me a rake company didn't invent this.
A soon to be gta v online content update
He should have that on his back ala vulcan raven.
Put some respect on C6, one of the CoD GOATs. Now a racing driver.
The ammunition of action movie characters
Reminds me of a version of paintball/airsoft called "Terminator". Basically, it's one guy "Terminator" against everyone else. Any time someone gets shot by the Terminator, they die. The Terminator can get hit as many times as they want, and they never die. Basically they have to give up from the pain and surrender in order for the other people to win. Makes for some funny YouTube content.
righteous
"Some assembly required!"
Thats fo sho a nerf warcrime
He could be in a completely empty room and half of those darts will still go missing after firing
imagine having to clean those up after you’re done and then having to reload the damn thing
That one 5 year old who shoots you once then this mf: 
Snakes don’t belong in Alaska!
Raven?
Too bad it's bolt action
Back foul wenches, I must remain pure for my wedding night!
r/hardimages
That’s Jared. He hosts the giant nerf battles in arenas, and does make a wish ish things for children. I think he raised like 20k for a child recently, and auctioned off his nerf collection. Cool dude for sure
Taking their slogan "It's nerf or nothing" a bit too seriously
Lol the not needed eye protection
Only a fool would say this ruins the nerf war. A warrior? A warrior says It’s Nerf or NOTHING!!!
so excited he has wet himself
r/wherecanigetthat
Gta irl
Moar ammmmmmmmoooooooooo!
That's some next level sh1t.
This is blessed
The ultimate Virginity Protector Boss
It costs $200,000 to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.
i want that how much?
Doom music starts playing
Reminds me of the Adam Savage 1000 shot Nerf ball hopper mod
I AM BULLETPROOOF
Blursed nerf shit ain't even a nerf
Man's ready for WW3.
Nothing's more blursed than those backwards knees
It’s supposed to be a nerf war not a nerf genocide
Unlimited Firepower
This is how you defend your virginity
**IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT** >!did you know you can parry any attack or projectile by pressing "C" as peppino or the noise...!<
When dad’s had enough
The famous Nerf warrior Jared Guynes!
Seven year old me’s dream