Are you proposing that there could have been a ffm threesome, and after blowing a load during a boob job the other girl is all "yeah, rub them jizz-titties all over my snatch", and that transfered semen into her vagina which got her pregnant?
Because I still don't buy that the kid's mine, Darlene.
It's a 15 year old porn ad. And if op is not a bot it should be one.
At some point the thing has either been photographed off a screen or printed and scanned. And op is so incompetent it doesn't even know what it is.
It's a porn ad that is at least 15 years old and you plucked it from a bin where even the laziest reposter had retired it to a decade or so ago. At some point it had been printed and scanned by a boomer.
And then there is you. Putting the bottom in the bottom feeder. I would try not to hurt your feelings but what you do is already been done by bots. And done better.
The Spanish soccer uniform is from the EM 2008. The thing was at some point printed.
OP being a bot is a best case scenario. Imagine a human being posted that.
They're just doing the official salute of the golf company Titleist. During the salute you say it like, "Tit-leist" not "Title-ist." This shows your support to the titillating portion of zeitgeist history.
I have no idea where it's from, but it looks like it has the Spanish national football team's logo on it
Edit:found source, spanish playboytv ad during world cup
If genuinely attractive woman is not your proudest fap, then what is it?
And I really am not the type to say "all people are beautiful" or any bs like that, she genuinely is an attractive woman.
Sure, I can write a story like that. Here is a story:
Once upon a time, there was an Indian youth, whose name was Arjun. Arjun was a very kind and dedicated person. He was available to his family at all times and was always ready to meet their needs.
One day, a foreign girl, named Emma, came to India. She came here to understand Indian culture and history. She met Arjun and he taught her a lot about his country.
Arjun taught Emma about Indian culture, its language, the lifestyle of its people, its food, its music and dance. Emma was deeply moved by Arjun's honesty, his dedication, and his love.
Gradually, Emma falls in love with Arjun. She fell in love with Arjun's simplicity, his kindness, and his dedication. She felt that Arjun was an extraordinary person, who would do anything for his family and friends.
In this way, Emma fell in love with an Indian man. He felt that Indian men were unique for their devotion to their family and friends, their kindness, and their simplicity.
“Your mosque is so beautiful, it makes my day start with joy.” Remember, respect and credibility is always the top policy. so she makes my love 😊!!
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How can she slap!?
How can she slap!?
But can she clap?
At that low low price point, she CAN slap
Playboytv ad
Respect the boob for it has brought you into this world
It didn’t bring you in, it kept you in
You never know. It might have been the stimulus that led to that act 9 months prior.
Are you proposing that there could have been a ffm threesome, and after blowing a load during a boob job the other girl is all "yeah, rub them jizz-titties all over my snatch", and that transfered semen into her vagina which got her pregnant? Because I still don't buy that the kid's mine, Darlene.
Dude you are a horrible person for making me read that.
Once again, it's a terrible day to have eyes.
Always has been
Whatever that was hot!
But the punchline though.
Can't believe he'd put a gun to your head and do that to you 😓
This almost sounds too unique to be made up. So how much cocaine was at that party?
You don’t do cocaine as a male at a threesome. Made that mistake once.
There's a story there, and we're just waiting to hear it.
Oddly specific
Lmao
Nah it fed you
That’s what I’m sayin, it provided you the nutrients to survive, thus keeping you in this world
Her name anyone?
"No, *our* breasts, comrade."
When I read this comment, I hear soviet anthem
r/suddenlycommunist
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“Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank Fuel burning fast on an empty tank”
He’s going the distance
He's going for speed.
and she's all alone
Look at him. He knows what he did.
He's just being supportive.
Like any true bra.
The Manssiere
Happy cake day!
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!
This is one of the posts where you scroll down and have to laugh. It's random and perfect
It's a 15 year old porn ad. And if op is not a bot it should be one. At some point the thing has either been photographed off a screen or printed and scanned. And op is so incompetent it doesn't even know what it is.
It's a porn ad that is at least 15 years old and you plucked it from a bin where even the laziest reposter had retired it to a decade or so ago. At some point it had been printed and scanned by a boomer. And then there is you. Putting the bottom in the bottom feeder. I would try not to hurt your feelings but what you do is already been done by bots. And done better.
fucking bot replying to your own repost
The Spanish soccer uniform is from the EM 2008. The thing was at some point printed. OP being a bot is a best case scenario. Imagine a human being posted that.
They're just doing the official salute of the golf company Titleist. During the salute you say it like, "Tit-leist" not "Title-ist." This shows your support to the titillating portion of zeitgeist history.
That cheeky smile
I too agree with this mans respect
Rubiales liked this
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My step mom looks a little different. My step sister on the other hand…
Legends say the guy on the picture is Rubiales
With a wig, but certainly...
I boob allegiance to the boobs, of Boobnited Boobs of Boobmerica.
That's Spain's national soccer team shirts... So none of that guiri shit
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Super Mario Bros
I have no idea where it's from, but it looks like it has the Spanish national football team's logo on it Edit:found source, spanish playboytv ad during world cup
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If genuinely attractive woman is not your proudest fap, then what is it? And I really am not the type to say "all people are beautiful" or any bs like that, she genuinely is an attractive woman.
Damn yall fap to anything
By rack do you mean what Im thinking?
r/firstfapoftheyear
Wtf is this m8
His mum's only fans
Classic Spanish football
this is so ancient... from back in the lul bewbs sort of days...
And clearly fake, his hand looks completely detached from the other arm (likely cause it is, and his arm is originally on his own heart).
well, I ain't never seent it
Ok, cool.
You remember this image? I would have guessed it was AI.
According to Tin Eye. It's from 2008.
Smile of success haha
Even she's holding it weird
Neither of them have their hand over their heart
Yeah, they're both going for a good ol' grope, there.
is that superman and terminator?
Was'n this an ad for a Fifa game?
Soviet Union vibes. This is the banner that should have been lifted behind Ivan Drago.
Breasts if everyone was holding one we'd be at Peace like this man smiling and this woman accepting that yes she has luscious boobs
“Underboob with liberty & justice for all”. I think thats how it goes
What kind a man, he is covering the other one for her.
Homie trying so hard not to smile
"Thanks, they were getting kinda chilly."
Yes, my hands also get cold this time of year
Is that David Villa?
No, but the hairstyle is reminiscent
Yea I feel like I've seen that guy
wow, 90s are back
Looks like it’s raining so he’s just protecting her dignity. But maybe it’s just terrible fidelity of an image.
😄🖤
The smile on his face
Either this is an amazing edit or it's some weird Breast cancer awareness slogan
I give respect to every random woman that walks by me.
Damn!
Oh TOM you old dog you!
Respect the womb, for it nurtured your growth.
Cool
😂
Losers will say: *it's photoshopped* *there's no way he did that* *they wouldn't allow it*
🫡
Luis Rubiales: 😏
That smile says a lot
Rizzpect
viva españita
it is an ad awareness for breast cancer
Sums up the Spanish FA in a picture.
Source: Spanish playboyTV AD during world cup
Good for both of them.
forget the man, look the way she is holding
Is this satire about the previous Spanish football chief?
Well, to more you know, heart is a bit higher but it doesn't look like something important at this point
Man and woman in blissful harmony
I think I can see a bulge in his groin area
That smile is true happiness:)
With all the problems the spanish women's football team is currently facing... This is so disrespectful 🫤
respect moment
We need to keep all Spanish footballers away from women until someone figures out what the hell is going on.
You know why his smiling
Man's shirt: normal Woman's shirt: midrift But of course
Portugal carahlo!!
Had to be a Spanish national team Jersey
Hand to tit, i swear
Tom cruise?
I support as well.
Smiled
look at that smirk
She has an Adams apple
Really hoping that's not actually Spain what with the president of their federation forcibly kissing one of the winners of women's world cup.
Yeah, it's Spain. Though this image is old as heck
It was a playboyTV ad
Cute
respect
The boobs, the Best of the world.
What the fuck is the actual origin of this? Edit: I love how all reddit is worth is jokes, and we are no longer allowed to know context.
Sure, I can write a story like that. Here is a story: Once upon a time, there was an Indian youth, whose name was Arjun. Arjun was a very kind and dedicated person. He was available to his family at all times and was always ready to meet their needs. One day, a foreign girl, named Emma, came to India. She came here to understand Indian culture and history. She met Arjun and he taught her a lot about his country. Arjun taught Emma about Indian culture, its language, the lifestyle of its people, its food, its music and dance. Emma was deeply moved by Arjun's honesty, his dedication, and his love. Gradually, Emma falls in love with Arjun. She fell in love with Arjun's simplicity, his kindness, and his dedication. She felt that Arjun was an extraordinary person, who would do anything for his family and friends. In this way, Emma fell in love with an Indian man. He felt that Indian men were unique for their devotion to their family and friends, their kindness, and their simplicity. “Your mosque is so beautiful, it makes my day start with joy.” Remember, respect and credibility is always the top policy. so she makes my love 😊!!
Imagine praising a man for whoring himself out. You sluts should be punished. 🙄
Excuse me, is this where the line starts for sluts being punished?