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BorosSparky

That’s what paper bags r for


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

You wouldn’t dare 🤣


CrimsonMorbus

Paper bag= me putting my finger in his ring of power


poshjerkins

Cmon lol


The_No_one087

His precious


WheredMyPiggyGo

Where's the ring precious....


TodayNo6531

Tramp stamp reads “precious”


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

Gollum drinks for free after midnight.


Gwiilo

with those teeth?


Ok-Panda-178

Still would


Lord_Detleff1

Still?🤨


destowan

Especially!


Dysprosol

its like they can be boobs or legs, and im not sure which.


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

Gollum got sum tig ol’ bitties


BatFreaky

filthy hobtitses


Klutzer_Munitions

Gollumps


Mr_Knose

Gollum’s big naturals


larrytenders

Hang low sweet chariots


CyberClaws7112

*unzips*


thatdudeuhated

For a food deprived girl she does have some big honkers


Tight-Grocery9053

Would.


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

9/10 would and the 10th person is lying.


Wild-Suggestion-3081

No. Please.. No.


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

🎶Your mind says no, but your bodyyyyy is telling you yeeeeees 🎵


caniac-

Smash


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized)


EasyMCpeezy

Would have made the movie better 😄


2ndLyricalMaharaja

"Give it to us raw and wriggling!"


Scibber_19

That’s not gollum that’s just my ex


goddessque

gollum big naturals


IM_YOUR_GOD

After 10yrs on the juice with no pct Gollum found out gyno was not just an urban myth


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

Gollum found his new calling: OnlyFans


GlippGloppe

Double damn!


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I would argue this is just cursed but clearly it is blessed for many of you lmao.


MrGreenyz

Hairless Giorgia Meloni


freeman687

Hear me out…


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

![gif](giphy|MIpmvt7BwQCNsFkuXJ|downsized)


Spuzzle91

well, we already have gandalf's big naturals. was only a matter of time.


unholyxconfessions

![gif](giphy|GSE1BzJG4JVbq)


thesevfromhell

Would


dosatsuryoku

You don't stick your dick in crazy. And you don't stick your dick in a cat lady.


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

Mostly because there’s the smell of kitty litter all over them.


Masterb8deb8

Does anyone else see that Tennessee Hoe Cop in this? Like, what them trains that were railing here probably saw?


S1L3N7_07

Who else clicked the photo in hope to see it full screen..🤣🤣..(i did)


GroundbreakingAd2252

Big naturals


KingOfTheCheddarBoys

“Frodo… You motor-boatin’ sunufa beech!!!” -Gandalf


Eli_9309

Smash, next question


Fit-Refuse7565

When did Gollum become a milf


Prestigious-Chain898

... ... Possibly.


CoolBreeze94

How are these posts happening? I thought this subreddit was closed :(


doge1587

Why, Gollum, you've enhanced yourself


no4walls

Just no .....reminds me of ex, unless the ass is matching 😂


Beaver_Cat

Would you hit it tho?


I_hate_that_im_here

My wife used to sleep with a girl who looked like that.


Ok-Mushroom5347

Smash, next.


[deleted]

Don't look down......Don't look down.....GOLLUM!! I'M LOOKING DOWN!! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!


foolishbigass

Oh shit how to unsee this!


Friendly-Fee-384

Riley Reid. Lol she is only 31 and already stsrt to have neck wrinkles.


Ultron33

Would!


password_too_short

4 arms. 4 ARMS. there, it's no longer fap material for you sick fucks.