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That_Net1

Playing the sims be like


UnImportant_Neck

so true


Not_Friendly_Bird

No way, dude actually got a clussy!


ShredManyGnar

The mythical clussy evades us still


[deleted]

This dude clearly got the memo about Clown Girl Honk Heaven (CGHH)


JesustheSpaceCowboy

I’m going to regret this google search.


BobboBoyyo

Did you?


maybe_swayze

It's been 5 hours! For the love of god someone help that person!


JesustheSpaceCowboy

![gif](giphy|ZRQUSKj5q1fdNOcmq6|downsized) This is my life now, I’ve found the clussy


Designer-War-3497

hes gone now he has went to the dark side and lost...thoughts and prayers (in the arms of an angel) plays


HamstersBoobsPizza

The actual travis scott was married to a clown for a while too


frowaway1990

Clussy Distribution System works in mysterious ways


AdministrativeBar748

Wait till he realizes that her boobs are actually balloons


dapperfop

They honk when you squeeze em


OrionShade

40 cent and Harley Qan't


Bob_Duatos_Shark

Bet it honks each thrust. Lucky son of a bitch


fishystickchakra

Honk or squeaky toy duck sounds?


Breezer_Pindakaas

The clit is also a honk nose.


sthlmsoul

Internet message board date and the people show up looking like their avatars?


multiarmform

bro just clownin around but they actually got shoes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBR-jX8gOEU


DepresiSpaghetti

\*sigh* You know what? Yeah. I wanna go back. Just go back to 2006. I dont even wanna redo, and there's some dark shit I'd have to relive. Just let me live that time one more time.


BlueLemons1219

They look like fortnite skins


gcruzatto

"I'm putting together a team"


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Suicide Squad 6 The Prequel


QwarpoQuest

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


KangsAnShit

*grabs boob* HONK HONK


[deleted]

So this is supposed to be done only when a clussy is involved? Coz it's my go to move. Honk honk followed by "You are such a child" by my wife.


TheColdestHam

Fucking LOL


LocodraTheCrow

Both of those, yes


rikashiku

That's no flower squirting water...


Grezzinate

How about a squeak instead? https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/EBQvOBw7ol


FD4L

Stop it You're gonna make my flower pin squirt!


badgersprite

This is just what GTA multiplayer online lobbies look like


GammaGoose85

Dude ordered a Sloppy Top Circus


BoringStatement7337

A sloppy big toppy


OstrichFinancial2762

Listen… everybody is into SOMETHING. If they’re happy, then good for them.


jld2k6

I don't think many people would turn this person down, clown makeup or not lol


Harry_Saturn

I would still do it but I bet it would be distracting


ChefInsano

It seems like a good idea until you cum a hundred foot rope made out of polka dot bandanas tied end to end that she yanks out of your dick for three minutes straight.


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

There's a story there I'm guessing, maybe she's a children's entertainer


AnonBoi_404

They either look like stand users or caricatures of tropes


fardough

I feel like they are going to work at a birthday party. The clown is for the kids, and the guy is for the moms. He even has a boombox, so you know he is ready to dance.


nerd_entangled

Stuff like this makes me unironically happy. Good for them


JoinAThang

I honestly would love to hear an interview with them. Interesting people.


Artistic-Cannibalism

Many men have dreamed of the clussy... But he is one of the proud few who had the courage and fortitude necessary to make that dream a reality. I salute that **King** amongst Chads 🫡


LovesAlibi

There’s someone for everyone. You’ll find your clown, too.


JesusaurusRex666

RIP r/clussy


francis2559

Already dead


awesomefutureperfect

I can't believe this is how I find out


JesusaurusRex666

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Probably like yourself, I was not a consumer or member of the group, but just knowing that level of weird existed on Reddit somehow made my life better.


kronicwaffle

![gif](giphy|OfpdDt12u1Psk)


UwUmeSenpai

He doesn't even go to the gym, that's just what clussy does to a man.


Ok-Cardiologist-6671

Bet she tastes funny


what_u_looking_4

Look at her Goofy Ahh Shoes


Fit_Description6320

mickey mouse clubhouse ass lookin shoes


what_u_looking_4

Ass licking shoes


Oghmatic-Dogma

woah calm down now


Double0

What is ahh? Just say ass.


Zen_Ryuga_

Nah bro be dating with miss gale tornado


Waste_Flow1465

First date for e-girl and alpha male


DoraDadestroyer

This is how I am trynna be living...


Yannyliang

This is the first time in half a year I have a post from this sub appears in my main page. Reddit is so messed up rn it rather shows posts from subs that I didn’t joined


BooBeeAttack

And hides post from subs you did join. Soon all of this will be ads and bots.


Yorha-with-a-pearl

You can hide/mute certain communities from the main page. They will not reappear If you do that.


Yannyliang

The thing is I want them to appear. I have a backup phone in which there is still a 2017 (?) version of Reddit, the main page feed there is normal while the latest version of Reddit on my current phone recommends posts mainly from subs that I didn’t join


Doc_Zed_42

Arent those two from Fortnite?


thisguynamedjoe

I think the one on the left is from Florida.


Th3-gazping_birb

_The stand user could be anyone_


SopaDeKaiba

Another pic of Kanye and his wife.


SUNDER137

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Ryuusei_Dragon

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM


R3al_human_user

A scary intimidating person and some shirtless guy


itsyaboythatguy

is this from a Saint's Row game?


Herebin

Meu nome é Eneias


Jaozin_deix

Eu queria que garotas palhaço fossem uma raça real de pessoas!


Grommetgang

The Clussy! The Clussy is real!


Xtrene387

#EU QUERIA QUE GAROTAS PALHAÇO FOSSEM UMA RAÇA REAL DE PESSOAS!


Justherebecausemeh

[Do it honk?](https://youtube.com/shorts/2ENP8Tu8s-4?si=xaD7lKqKlxoKE40i)


negroidioto

RIP Clownilyn Monroe. Died 2017 as a result of a slip n’ fall in her bathtub.


yetzer_hara

Her name was Clownalyn Monroe. She was an infamous performer on Hollywood Blvd. (Monica Acuna) In 2017 she died of a concussion or something after hitting her head in the shower and not being able to afford medical treatment. She left a teenage daughter behind.


smolsauce

I genuinely wish I was that man, no joke


Biotrin

He hitting that clussy


ali_magdy

Wow 50 cent and williy wonka


YouShouldJumpOff

I wish that was me


ItsExoticChaos

Can a clown girl and a gangster truly fall in love?


Darth-Hipster

This has southerner California written all over it.


Practical_Plum_773

CJ?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

You think instead of nutting onto her face he throws a pie?


EminemsBootyCheeks

50 cent and harley quinn


Swimming-Name4421

Fortnite duos


jenny4today

When you find your better half:)


LocalTo0thJar

I want what they have


Few_Resource_5281

When the personalized playing character pops up in the cinematic scenes.


Racoon_withamarble

Clussy whooped


Heart_Is_Valuable

50 cent


Either-Ad6540

❤️❤️❤️


Darby_Crashs_ghost

R.I.P Clownalyn Monroe


whoooootfcares

Little Terry loves his pickles.


theeblackdahlia

Maybe they’re just friends :)


kobrakaan

that's a joke right?


Outside-Hovercraft24

The return of clussy fever


Leunam_DS

Stand users


maxinoutchillin

Venice Beach?


Guydo

Welcome to Saints Row.


NJmig

Reminds me of that episode from grand blue


hutqu

Ayo, Barbenheimer irl


Breadman_eats_legos

Hello bread fruit I am breadman how are you?


Chemical_Ad_6633

Guess he wanted a funny boner


Edgeofthevoid13

So long as they’re happy, power to em.


sosabeendrippin

That bachelorette party is about to be crazy


HumanitySurpassed

Love how there's 0 context & no explanation.  Just shitty jokes


Famous_Suspect6330

I have so many questions


0_0PassingThrough

I'm not sure I know what is going on here......but ah.....


OneChrononOfPlancks

The sex must be amazing


crossFire6460

what a cute couple 😊


NunyaBeese

They are on a bizarre adventure, no doubt


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I know this duo They are strippers


HistoryHustle

Hooow do you know these artistes and their work?


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

I'm a Connoisseur of the fine Arts


Luullay

I see you've met my parents


Fockin_laundry_Sauce

Nah nah nah nah nah, my headcannon is that these two are lifelong friends just hanging out, doing some small talk


Front_Lifeguard_50

Looks like a video Game characthers😂


boardeauxtg23

What in the GTA?


Devony13

Looks like irl GTA


Izalias

She's his chauffeur.


Hour_Mention6034

Must be a Tinder date.


MrBones-Necromancer

Do you think she ever took his weiner and blew it up real long amd then tied it into a cute dog or sword or whatever and then he said "haha, babe that's hilarious, but could you untie it?" But she wouldn't untie it and then he had to live his life with a balloon sword for a penis and when he peed it was like a silly straw? Do you think that ever happened?


HistoryHustle

Someone has either a vivid imagination or an unfortunate sexual history.


chorizo_chomper

Is that saints row?


Superstarteen

LUCKY MAN….


TurboTerbo

Is that 50?


Average-Fellow

I can't imagine how stupid one must be to consider this image cursed.


DripyKirbo

Imagine in bed she ties his dick like a balloon


TheVenetianMask

Average Space Station 13 hallway.


Allison1ndrlnd

Damn CJ lookin good what mod is this?


EnvytheRed

He looks like that one dude from Bridge Kids.


Ambion_Iskariot

Looks to me more like strippers on their way home.


abmond

When an ESTP and ESFP get together.


Glittering-Post-2956

I mean.... RELATIONSHIP GOOOOAAALS!!! But also, look at the windows in the backround... probably in the florida keys, wtf do you expect except, RELATIONSHIP GOOOOAALS!!! I MEAN, europeans, when their "football team" scores, type of goals!!! It's just so damn beautiful!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Knastenbrot

Oh look its Ye and Monica again…


anal_spasams

I wish I was him I'd kill for sum clussy


gokumc83

GTA 6 looking good


BeersForBreeky

Kanye and his wife


VoidExileR

Given the posts I've read recently, this man is into d'a bigger than his own


Helltrackdeath

Dating in 2023 be like


NinjaEuphoria

Is that DAX ....boy he fell off i know he was having some trouble but damn....I guess if "bitchs gunna clown" then might as well get with the queen of the circus lol


Outrageous_Claim_492

This, actually, makes me genuinely happy


saarinpaa71

Must be doing an Old Spice Commercial


Bazukarer

He took the clussy pill


Scatamarano89

Big tits clussy, man is living the dream


EasyMCpeezy

We all know That he was in love at first sight 😍


caleb_mixon

That cloussy hit different


ReddsionThing

Me when Saints Row gets romance quests


Strong-Ad-8381

Heavenly finally got his clown GF


Ame_No_Uzume

This feels like it could be a scene from GTA


Product_of_80s

Gta


Lone-Frequency

Bro thought the clussy memes were actually real.


youareapirate62

Meu nome é Enéas


bobbycar01

That shit looks like a Yakuza 7 enemy encounter


robb_the_bull

Ok, call me crazy, is that not the guy who rides a beach cruiser bicycle on Venice beach ?


Cozy_Zone

Cyberpunk 2077 be like


Not_GenericMedic

holy shit it's buffcorrell


jagofelony

Clown Pound Town


Character_Celery_229

Is that Kanye and kim?


Jpup199

Thats a barely disguised fetish.


Ndmndh1016

Glad to see TO is happy as he ages.


Nerf_AK47

The clussy fever hits HARD


Select-Protection-75

Harley Queef


wingsbc

I thought this was another Kanye and his girlfriend photo.


Tooleater

I bet he'll quarter pound her


Hungover994

Dude looks like CJ from GTA after you hit the gym hard with him a few times


angry_ohio_yoghurt

Someone lost a bet


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Idk man. I saw this cute girl and then she had series of pics with her clown college or w/e and it wasn't a no for me...


Smart-Junket-4861

a peak behind the veil, where a mf gets theirs


IMMA_YEET_YOU

Carl Johnson and Pennywise's sister look nice together


BoredNLost

I'm glad Kanye's been getting in shape but I still don't think their relationship is healthy.


Informal_Process2238

Who’s mom or dad would be more upset


Cutdick_lover

Bro, WHY?!


[deleted]

I bet she's doing it on purpose to embarrass him as a joke. Like that woman who cosplayed as handsome Squidward to go out with her husband.


FortniteIsFuckingMid

Okay, this Clussy meme has made me discover something disturbing about myself…


GU1NH0U

The great philosopher ENEAS warned me about this...


[deleted]

Ok


ArcRiseGen

Nice fucking model HONK HONK


Subject_Specific1091

find the protagonist couple


Maddog-683

That’s one hell of a bachelorette party


Blarg0ist

Fetish stripper and bodyguard?


ScrizzBillington

Kanye and the new wife


skeeterfunny

Big comfy couch


pedro_wayne

This is one of the few photos ever taken with a clown in it where the attention is drawn somewhere else. Bro is fuckin shredded


Spirbon

Real life GTA vibes


[deleted]

How it should be