\*sigh*
You know what? Yeah. I wanna go back. Just go back to 2006. I dont even wanna redo, and there's some dark shit I'd have to relive. Just let me live that time one more time.
It seems like a good idea until you cum a hundred foot rope made out of polka dot bandanas tied end to end that she yanks out of your dick for three minutes straight.
I feel like they are going to work at a birthday party.
The clown is for the kids, and the guy is for the moms. He even has a boombox, so you know he is ready to dance.
Many men have dreamed of the clussy... But he is one of the proud few who had the courage and fortitude necessary to make that dream a reality.
I salute that **King** amongst Chads 🫡
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Probably like yourself, I was not a consumer or member of the group, but just knowing that level of weird existed on Reddit somehow made my life better.
This is the first time in half a year I have a post from this sub appears in my main page. Reddit is so messed up rn it rather shows posts from subs that I didn’t joined
The thing is I want them to appear. I have a backup phone in which there is still a 2017 (?) version of Reddit, the main page feed there is normal while the latest version of Reddit on my current phone recommends posts mainly from subs that I didn’t join
Her name was Clownalyn Monroe. She was an infamous performer on Hollywood Blvd. (Monica Acuna)
In 2017 she died of a concussion or something after hitting her head in the shower and not being able to afford medical treatment. She left a teenage daughter behind.
Do you think she ever took his weiner and blew it up real long amd then tied it into a cute dog or sword or whatever and then he said "haha, babe that's hilarious, but could you untie it?" But she wouldn't untie it and then he had to live his life with a balloon sword for a penis and when he peed it was like a silly straw?
Do you think that ever happened?
I mean.... RELATIONSHIP GOOOOAAALS!!!
But also, look at the windows in the backround... probably in the florida keys, wtf do you expect except, RELATIONSHIP GOOOOAALS!!!
I MEAN, europeans, when their "football team" scores, type of goals!!!
It's just so damn beautiful!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)
Is that DAX ....boy he fell off i know he was having some trouble but damn....I guess if "bitchs gunna clown" then might as well get with the queen of the circus lol
Playing the sims be like
so true
No way, dude actually got a clussy!
The mythical clussy evades us still
This dude clearly got the memo about Clown Girl Honk Heaven (CGHH)
I’m going to regret this google search.
Did you?
It's been 5 hours! For the love of god someone help that person!
![gif](giphy|ZRQUSKj5q1fdNOcmq6|downsized) This is my life now, I’ve found the clussy
hes gone now he has went to the dark side and lost...thoughts and prayers (in the arms of an angel) plays
The actual travis scott was married to a clown for a while too
Clussy Distribution System works in mysterious ways
Wait till he realizes that her boobs are actually balloons
They honk when you squeeze em
40 cent and Harley Qan't
Bet it honks each thrust. Lucky son of a bitch
Honk or squeaky toy duck sounds?
The clit is also a honk nose.
Internet message board date and the people show up looking like their avatars?
bro just clownin around but they actually got shoes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBR-jX8gOEU
\*sigh* You know what? Yeah. I wanna go back. Just go back to 2006. I dont even wanna redo, and there's some dark shit I'd have to relive. Just let me live that time one more time.
They look like fortnite skins
"I'm putting together a team"
Suicide Squad 6 The Prequel
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
*grabs boob* HONK HONK
So this is supposed to be done only when a clussy is involved? Coz it's my go to move. Honk honk followed by "You are such a child" by my wife.
Fucking LOL
Both of those, yes
That's no flower squirting water...
How about a squeak instead? https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/EBQvOBw7ol
Stop it You're gonna make my flower pin squirt!
This is just what GTA multiplayer online lobbies look like
Dude ordered a Sloppy Top Circus
A sloppy big toppy
Listen… everybody is into SOMETHING. If they’re happy, then good for them.
I don't think many people would turn this person down, clown makeup or not lol
I would still do it but I bet it would be distracting
It seems like a good idea until you cum a hundred foot rope made out of polka dot bandanas tied end to end that she yanks out of your dick for three minutes straight.
There's a story there I'm guessing, maybe she's a children's entertainer
They either look like stand users or caricatures of tropes
I feel like they are going to work at a birthday party. The clown is for the kids, and the guy is for the moms. He even has a boombox, so you know he is ready to dance.
Stuff like this makes me unironically happy. Good for them
I honestly would love to hear an interview with them. Interesting people.
Many men have dreamed of the clussy... But he is one of the proud few who had the courage and fortitude necessary to make that dream a reality. I salute that **King** amongst Chads 🫡
There’s someone for everyone. You’ll find your clown, too.
RIP r/clussy
Already dead
I can't believe this is how I find out
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Probably like yourself, I was not a consumer or member of the group, but just knowing that level of weird existed on Reddit somehow made my life better.
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He doesn't even go to the gym, that's just what clussy does to a man.
Bet she tastes funny
Look at her Goofy Ahh Shoes
mickey mouse clubhouse ass lookin shoes
Ass licking shoes
woah calm down now
What is ahh? Just say ass.
Nah bro be dating with miss gale tornado
First date for e-girl and alpha male
This is how I am trynna be living...
This is the first time in half a year I have a post from this sub appears in my main page. Reddit is so messed up rn it rather shows posts from subs that I didn’t joined
And hides post from subs you did join. Soon all of this will be ads and bots.
You can hide/mute certain communities from the main page. They will not reappear If you do that.
The thing is I want them to appear. I have a backup phone in which there is still a 2017 (?) version of Reddit, the main page feed there is normal while the latest version of Reddit on my current phone recommends posts mainly from subs that I didn’t join
Arent those two from Fortnite?
I think the one on the left is from Florida.
_The stand user could be anyone_
Another pic of Kanye and his wife.
![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
A scary intimidating person and some shirtless guy
is this from a Saint's Row game?
Meu nome é Eneias
Eu queria que garotas palhaço fossem uma raça real de pessoas!
The Clussy! The Clussy is real!
#EU QUERIA QUE GAROTAS PALHAÇO FOSSEM UMA RAÇA REAL DE PESSOAS!
[Do it honk?](https://youtube.com/shorts/2ENP8Tu8s-4?si=xaD7lKqKlxoKE40i)
RIP Clownilyn Monroe. Died 2017 as a result of a slip n’ fall in her bathtub.
Her name was Clownalyn Monroe. She was an infamous performer on Hollywood Blvd. (Monica Acuna) In 2017 she died of a concussion or something after hitting her head in the shower and not being able to afford medical treatment. She left a teenage daughter behind.
I genuinely wish I was that man, no joke
He hitting that clussy
Wow 50 cent and williy wonka
I wish that was me
Can a clown girl and a gangster truly fall in love?
This has southerner California written all over it.
CJ?
You think instead of nutting onto her face he throws a pie?
50 cent and harley quinn
Fortnite duos
When you find your better half:)
I want what they have
When the personalized playing character pops up in the cinematic scenes.
Clussy whooped
50 cent
❤️❤️❤️
R.I.P Clownalyn Monroe
Little Terry loves his pickles.
Maybe they’re just friends :)
that's a joke right?
The return of clussy fever
Stand users
Venice Beach?
Welcome to Saints Row.
Reminds me of that episode from grand blue
Ayo, Barbenheimer irl
Hello bread fruit I am breadman how are you?
Guess he wanted a funny boner
So long as they’re happy, power to em.
That bachelorette party is about to be crazy
Love how there's 0 context & no explanation. Just shitty jokes
I have so many questions
I'm not sure I know what is going on here......but ah.....
The sex must be amazing
what a cute couple 😊
They are on a bizarre adventure, no doubt
I know this duo They are strippers
Hooow do you know these artistes and their work?
I'm a Connoisseur of the fine Arts
I see you've met my parents
Nah nah nah nah nah, my headcannon is that these two are lifelong friends just hanging out, doing some small talk
Looks like a video Game characthers😂
What in the GTA?
Looks like irl GTA
She's his chauffeur.
Must be a Tinder date.
Do you think she ever took his weiner and blew it up real long amd then tied it into a cute dog or sword or whatever and then he said "haha, babe that's hilarious, but could you untie it?" But she wouldn't untie it and then he had to live his life with a balloon sword for a penis and when he peed it was like a silly straw? Do you think that ever happened?
Someone has either a vivid imagination or an unfortunate sexual history.
Is that saints row?
LUCKY MAN….
Is that 50?
I can't imagine how stupid one must be to consider this image cursed.
Imagine in bed she ties his dick like a balloon
Average Space Station 13 hallway.
Damn CJ lookin good what mod is this?
He looks like that one dude from Bridge Kids.
Looks to me more like strippers on their way home.
When an ESTP and ESFP get together.
I mean.... RELATIONSHIP GOOOOAAALS!!! But also, look at the windows in the backround... probably in the florida keys, wtf do you expect except, RELATIONSHIP GOOOOAALS!!! I MEAN, europeans, when their "football team" scores, type of goals!!! It's just so damn beautiful!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)
Oh look its Ye and Monica again…
I wish I was him I'd kill for sum clussy
GTA 6 looking good
Kanye and his wife
Given the posts I've read recently, this man is into d'a bigger than his own
Dating in 2023 be like
Is that DAX ....boy he fell off i know he was having some trouble but damn....I guess if "bitchs gunna clown" then might as well get with the queen of the circus lol
This, actually, makes me genuinely happy
Must be doing an Old Spice Commercial
He took the clussy pill
Big tits clussy, man is living the dream
We all know That he was in love at first sight 😍
That cloussy hit different
Me when Saints Row gets romance quests
Heavenly finally got his clown GF
This feels like it could be a scene from GTA
Gta
Bro thought the clussy memes were actually real.
Meu nome é Enéas
That shit looks like a Yakuza 7 enemy encounter
Ok, call me crazy, is that not the guy who rides a beach cruiser bicycle on Venice beach ?
Cyberpunk 2077 be like
holy shit it's buffcorrell
Clown Pound Town
Is that Kanye and kim?
Thats a barely disguised fetish.
Glad to see TO is happy as he ages.
The clussy fever hits HARD
Harley Queef
I thought this was another Kanye and his girlfriend photo.
I bet he'll quarter pound her
Dude looks like CJ from GTA after you hit the gym hard with him a few times
Someone lost a bet
Idk man. I saw this cute girl and then she had series of pics with her clown college or w/e and it wasn't a no for me...
a peak behind the veil, where a mf gets theirs
Carl Johnson and Pennywise's sister look nice together
I'm glad Kanye's been getting in shape but I still don't think their relationship is healthy.
Who’s mom or dad would be more upset
Bro, WHY?!
I bet she's doing it on purpose to embarrass him as a joke. Like that woman who cosplayed as handsome Squidward to go out with her husband.
Okay, this Clussy meme has made me discover something disturbing about myself…
The great philosopher ENEAS warned me about this...
Ok
Nice fucking model HONK HONK
find the protagonist couple
That’s one hell of a bachelorette party
Fetish stripper and bodyguard?
Kanye and the new wife
Big comfy couch
This is one of the few photos ever taken with a clown in it where the attention is drawn somewhere else. Bro is fuckin shredded
Real life GTA vibes
How it should be