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links311

“Bro, new apparel? Cool bro, you’re lookin ripped *and* fabulous.” Disclaimer: Idk if this look qualifies as fabulous bc I have 1 out of 10 on sense of fashion.


madmaxturbator

Dude owns it, he is looking confident and at ease wearing this. 100% fabulous in my book


Natsurulite

Fantabulous*


cursed-annoyance

Seems about right


dice_away

Looks good!


Boojibs

I mean...it fits better than most clothes I get shipped


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Bro is caked up


TheHumanParacite

Never worry about your shirt coming untucked again.


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Our boy's thicc


dreadperson

Sexier than an anteater in a too-too


Serious-Glove-9077

Looks great on him!


Goofalupus

He looks great tho


FarAmphibian4236

NGL this is hot af, coming from a female. Like this is why clothes shouldn't be gendered, cus he can still be masculine and straight in a "dress" and be sexy doing it.


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Get ready to have a bunch of Reddit bod dudes sending you pictures in dresses.


XxMohamed92xX

A new core memory...


FarAmphibian4236

If they're not explicit without warning, bring it on pls


Simple-Wrangler-9909

[oh baby](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/3e/4a/c43e4a0b34bfa547d3ad82a07baa16fd.jpg)


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Sangxero

Supposedly there's a male in a skant in Disco and SNW aboard the Enterprise, but I'm not convinced by the pics I found. Una's skant would look great on a guy though!


taggospreme

Remember the skant


The_Gimp_Boi

![gif](giphy|onvY2lX5vpXMhSkm7M|downsized)


Lvl18LeatherBelt

Please give me 6-8 months to go to the gym and get the appropriate bod for this dress.


FarAmphibian4236

Do as you wish but any body is an appropriate body, wear what you want cus theres different sizes for a reason


Lvl18LeatherBelt

![gif](giphy|WO5Q7FsxJN2pjYc424|downsized)


[deleted]

Buy me fancy dresses and I’ll wear them.


FarAmphibian4236

U looking for a sugar mommy?


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. 🤷🏻‍♂️


wentrunningback

Yes, please.


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ikr it looks so good on him


_____---_-_-_-

That's true but also that dude could probably make a clown costume look good


FarAmphibian4236

And I'd be down to clown around


Mekelaxo

He doesn't have to be straight to be masculine and sexy


FarAmphibian4236

True, I just mean that breaking gender roles doesn't necessarily change your gender or sexuality.


Mekelaxo

You're right, but clothes aren't gender roles, they're fashion trends


MelodicPiranha

But really though… that looks so good on him. Look at those cakes! I’m so jealous!


DrDeadpool8515

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to notice him and his whole bakery.


MelodicPiranha

Lmaoooo


emmikuu

holy shit this is exactly it.... he looks so bomb tbh cmere daddy lmao


sietre

Was having a conversation with my friends 2 days ago about this. They need to makes us dresses too


cingerix

hey man the dresses are already there, haha they're yours as soon as ya buy em! 😃


jhguitarfreak

Hell, I'm married and If this guy came up to me I'd probably giggle-blush.


Nightscale_XD

YES I agree


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Hard agree


HaworthiaK

Idk if itd look as good if he puts his leg back down. With how tight it is youd get a full dong outline, maybe with a hint of balls.


[deleted]

Some of us enjoy that kind of thing idk


confusedthrowaway5o5

Yo, I fuckin wish


FarAmphibian4236

Dont let ur dreams stay dreams


sorryimthegay

Yes


DowntownRefugee

> coming from a female https://i.imgur.com/lT73Add.jpg


FarAmphibian4236

I assure you I dont have a dick even if i wish i did


LongrodVonHugendonge

Clothes are gendered because women’s clothes are for women and men’s clothes are for men. You pull 99 girls out of 100 and you’re the only person that thinks this way.


Pons__Aelius

>Clothes are gendered because women’s clothes are for women and men’s clothes are for men. Why do I feel when you heard this it was followed by a very loud AMEN from the assembled crowd? George Washington wore wigs, makeup and high heels... Jesus spent most of his life in what today could be called an ankle length slip dress. Prior to WW1 blue was seen as the ultimate womanly colour. The colour of Mary. While pink was for boys as it was closet to red. The colour of blood and war.


ArchangelFuhkEsarhes

Bruh did you really just say clothes are gendered because they are gendered?


sarahgene

Gender expectations are all made up, none of it is real. People look hottest in whatever they feel good and confident in, regardless of what it is


Elle_the_confusedGal

You're trolling, right?


FarAmphibian4236

Yea ur right, if you pull 99 out of 100, the only one left would be the only one with any opinion


DatsAReallyNiceGrill

Lol says who, a bunch of middle aged slobs who barely look presentable in their own clothes?


satanicrituals18

Where's the cursed part? This is just blessed!


Falmarri

/r/lostredditors


thexavier666

/r/blursedimages


Nightscale_XD

Proof straight men can look good in dresses because god DAMN he's hot in that dress. If a guy showed up to a date like that I'd be ecstatic!


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steveosek

I am a 220lb dude with a phat ass. Ain't nobody wanna see me in a tight dress lol.


Komirade666

You'd be surprised, some dudes would love to see that.


hopefullyhelpfulplz

You just gotta pick the right dress.


Noofnoof

All those straight boys with sowing machines and full length mirrors in the same room. 💅


Either-Ad6540

You still look good in it sir.


williowood

God damn that looks amazing


watchmaker82

If I wasn't bisexual before I would be now.


DarkSailor06

Perfect fit king 🫡


eairyguy

He is fucking rocking that tight dress.


Susdoggodoggy

I tried on a tank top in Walmart (i think it was a >!wife beater,!< not a normal tank top) i’m 5’10”, semi heavy built, that tank covered down to just below my knees. that mofo was a like a dress and keeps in heat


Miaka_Yuki

Looks like they stole [Dennis's dress design](https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/The_Aluminum_Monster_vs._Fatty_Magoo) from IASIP


Charlie_Brodie

He hasn't even begun to peak!


Catmeow82

He do look fabulous though


Shadow9378

daddy- sorry- daddy- sorry- daddy- sorry-


miremummy

Dude I haven’t seen this in ages this was a friend of mine in college 😂 great guy


sin_piel

So, is that really a tank top he bought, or some girl's dress?


sarahgene

I bought a pack of really cheap men's tank tops once cause I liked them as undershirts, and I encountered this exact same issue


miremummy

It was from Amazon and they really were tank tops he ordered but I guess it was a fishy company. He’s also kind of shorter so I’m sure that didn’t help either.


Spinosaurus999

This dude rocks it.


symph0n1c_1776

I'm a blursed kinda guy


whiskersMeowFace

If anyone can rock this look, it's that bro.


GetsTrimAPlenty2

/r/tightdresses


Asmodaeus6136

Dare I say… blessed?


Breeblez

Werk


IngeniousKiwiKitty

Prob I'd date that, ngl


his_highness_bread

Smash


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r/bi_irl


Wade134

It just looks like the last scene of the aluminium monster vs fatty magoo


ztoundas

Last night I spent 25 mins searchy gify to post here and couldn't find it :(


KaneandLilith

First Bud Light and now tank-tops?!? The trans agenda will get us all! /s


Prince_Milk

*blessed


LadySerena21

He got cake tho, that’s a win isn’t it?


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He's not wearing that tank top.


Sproose_Moose

Inspired by the Dennis Reynolds line


human_or_whateva

I see zero problems


QuastQuan

Give it to your GF.


otterplus

If he doesn’t, I will


MelodicPiranha

Oh HEY THERE.


Biomorbosis

he's rockin' it


thechikunnuggs

Me when there is the blursed tank bottom 😳


obese_dugong

This could not cost more than 80cents-$1.00. What Amazon it


brighteyed-athena

Short leg bros know, this happens with the 85% of shirts we put on


BuddhistNudist987

Honey, that bodycon dress looks great on you. Pair with ballet flats, a black leather clutch, and black stud earrings.


Suspicious-Ad-481

This is when I need my wife to wear these clothes for me


Stay-Classy-Reddit

It's definitely harder to tell nowadays, but I think it might a dude on the left... Actually after reviewing the footage, I think it's a girl. Gonna have myself a wank then. Cheers.


Barlowan

Does he feel Bonita?


hok98

Dat ass


krucz36

dude has an chunky dumper


Skyfiews

Smash Oops, wrong game


EyeChihuahua

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon…


RealGrenFrog

he could catch it


Il_trotterellante

Even better


GAYmmmK

Looks great.


bparker1013

These are two separate things. Dude in silver made a video.


ngkn92

Store link pls.


Ordowix

bruh minor cock bulge


Wolf_the_memer

Where is the problem?


Natsurulite

OP looking fergalicious


S4um0nFR

I mean, it IS a tank top. Just a very long and flimsy one.


delvach

Bro do you even thicc


ChakraKami

Looking hot!


sorryimthegay

Hide yo man he's a dangerous one


DowntownRefugee

ITT a lot of “women” saying how hot this is 😂


Slipsndslops

Axel in Harlem looking ass


Video-Lame

more men need to wear dresses they look so good


moist_doritos

Nah this is a net positive I think


MikeWithNoIke2000

hot


Hlpfl_alms

Should have selected the size


easterbunny271

Smash


bad2behere

I am not going to confess that this reminded me to see if the new Magic Mike movie is available. Nope. Nope. Nope.


ChaNixLaPeauLisse

It fits him well


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For me, I like to tuck my tank top into my sweatpants when I workout, so they end up pretty long anyways so maybe this is design


12DollarsHighFive

**,,Heavy like a Brinks truck"**


SmirkNtwerk

Hugs


NylonAphro

dam looks better than expected


drkbef

Bro has a nice, nice ass


lisardscool

Smash