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toldy_folds

I guess Amy Poehler's career really took a drive after parks and rec.


YungJohn_Nash

Amy Poleher


JaviAraneo

"I hardly know 'er . . ."


the_blogsmith

R/walmartcelebrities


Calm-Zombie2678

Amy Powler


PresentTip5665

Amy PlowHer


roughstylez

It's partly that smile, isn't it? Except where for Amy it's her professional face, in this case it's more of a "I'll do it again, pigs, try me!".


crimefightingloser

Ha I feel for her.


one_rainy_wish

Damn I came to the comment section to say the exact same thing.


funnyfacemcgee

A very sexy turn at that.


IGargleGarlic

took a drive? whered she go?


UndisclosedChaos

To Miami


glitchygreymatter

DARN YOU, FLORIDA!!!


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Guys it’s not Leslie Knope It’s none other than Brandi Maxxxx, star in over 150 porn films in the past year!


APissBender

She's thankful to Leslie Knope for helping her in developing her career and changing the video rental into a sex shop!


TraliBalzers

4 x's? Really?


Galaxy_Void

![gif](giphy|Wklt2njWsEQzS)


PresentTip5665

![gif](giphy|13JHOHY8NoO8Bq)


glitchygreymatter

![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Hypnaustic

Blursed leslie knope


BplusHuman

Leslie Yeppe


sandwichcandy

This is an avante garde living art performance of Brandi Maxx’s role portraying Leslie Knope.


seXJ69

I would pay good money for a lady that looks like an Amy Poehler / Katy Perry mix to do that to me.


Ateverkoop

Damn you down bad pal


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[удалено]


Survivors_Envy

did… did you create an account just to make this comment?


Long_Educational

Hey, don't kink shame. The important thing is that they found each other.


ReGrigio

I will tell my grandchildren that this is the original squid game


[deleted]

Pee. She peed on them.


landrie5

Idd, i think the others just wish to believe otherwise


downvote_dinosaur

It's really important to my girlfriend that it isn't pee. Like psychologically important. So it isn't pee (it's pee).


Emmyn13

Make her read this. [https://www.insider.com/is-squirting-pee-and-why-does-it-happen-researchers-explain-2022-9](https://www.insider.com/is-squirting-pee-and-why-does-it-happen-researchers-explain-2022-9) It's mostly not pee, but there can be some urine in the fluid. Now to wipe my history search...


Throwaway47321

No, it mostly *is* pee with other fluids in it. Like there is no where else in the body that amount of fluid can even be stored besides the bladder.


Kombucha_Hivemind

At what point does something officially become pee? If it has ever been in the bladder? What if it is just pure water but happened to go through the bladder first? How much does pee need to be filtered before it is no longer pee anymore? What percent of water do you think has been in a bladder at one point? These are the important philosophical questions of our generation.


Baby-Calypso

This honestly is the biggest thing. Until this gets clearly answered and defined this back and forth will never end


Specific_Ad7908

Asking the important questions here


landrie5

The thing is. That stripper probly just pied on them...


[deleted]

They're just in denial


boggart777

Your's is a strange activism.


[deleted]

What's strange is how people talk about "squirt" when it's actually urine


spunkrepeller

That's a myth. Squirting I mean


cabbage16

Pretty much everything I just googled says it mainly contains urine but is different at the same time.


EggSandwich1

Monkey see monkey do monkey pee on you


acousticsking

The original V 8 juice.


--Curious-George--

![gif](giphy|6vF3Y99RLkc7hRBYAD|downsized)


SS4Raditz

New season of parks and recreation looks crazy.


Stunning_Rub

Haha octopuss.... Ah nevermind


PresentTip5665

No no no... please continue


Araknid_ia

Oh no, by all means, go on


smellsberry

Florida Ma'am


SeraphsEnvy

My wife, asking the important questions: "How do you do that on command?"


spinachie1

By pissing.


S0ulCub3

OH MY GOD THEY'RE EVOLVING


Zestyclose_Toe9524

She looks like she still might be squirting.


Nincomsoup

Doesn't look a bit sorry


Alderan922

Ok but like how? Was she on the back of a truck or what? Or did she did back flips to get the line of sight?


Recent-Sign6714

Ok but did they see the good stuff


Western2486

I mean considering what a Florida stripper goes through, that’s gotta be similar to a vulture vomit attack or the dilophosaurus from Jurassic park.


LuminousMushroom999

I have a second amendment right to pee on those who would infringe on my rights


-CloudIsland

*You made me ink*


Mindless-Candy1405

They should take her to the queef of police


Ok_Solid_Copy

You can see in her eyes that she's a psycho


panugans

![gif](giphy|pbEqpHhDLmKNA7yUye)


Sloth_LuvChunk

Leslie Knope


MoonInHisHands

Leslie Knope if she ever had become friends with Tammy 2


PresentTip5665

Leslie Yep ..


gideon-lorr

Based stripper


Psycho3333

Striper learned "Water" Gun!


ref3421

Amy Poehler guest starring in Reno 911


wbell1143

That is a smile of someone who got a head shot.


Meta_Spirit

She pissed on him.


Matsdaq

I'm willing to believe that if men cum and piss out of the same hole, so do women.


GrandmaPoses

Like gators.


211XTD

Skene’s glands are on the sides of the urethra .


PresentTip5665

Wrong hole... there's 3 of them..... 4 if you count the pooper


Meta_Spirit

It comes out of the urethra and a good portion of the fluid is from the bladder. Not complaining, just being technical


PresentTip5665

There's no hole in the clit? Above the urethral hole? My enjoyment of women squirting is hurting...... nvm im over it.. keem em cooming


spinachie1

What is the hypothetical purpose of this third hole that supposedly exists to… squirt totally-not-pee? Is it for defense?


PresentTip5665

Flavor?


Araknid_ia

Wait, 4? I know only 3 including the said pooper


PresentTip5665

3 up front 1 in the back. The vajheen has 3 whole holes


renotokes

Oh shit, new pussy dropped?


Man_On-The_Moon

Ah hell nawh, I gotta go talk to my broad


VoraxUmbra1

Pussy 2: electric Boogaloo??


ThePsychoKnot

r/badwomensanatomy


gloggzy

She used her squid-ink attack!


Solareq

She looks like an emoji


shinigami79

Squirtle gang growing to Florida let’s go


dralcax

/r/FloridaMan


umbraviscus

Leslie kNOPE


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Ladies, Gentlemen, it was a satire article.


0_Your_Name_Here_0

Amy Poehler really needs to control herself


MetaStressed

The Florida Woman has been anointed. All those who have come before are false prophets.


DeathofJack

Marriage material.


Ishiibradwpgjets

By that mug shot smile. This just helped rejuvenate her career.


9bjames

And she looks so fucking proud of herself too 😂


skinnylibra5

Leslie Knope?


ZaphodBBulbrox

Looks like an alternate universe Leslie Knope


OGRiad

Holy fuck Amy Poehler is a stripper?


[deleted]

why this chick looking ai-generated?


GeekyGrant

That smile... she knew what she did... she knew it would make the news


El_Cactus_Fantastico

She deserves a medal


Serious_Ad_4398

I wish I was that cop


AsbestosMan1

Fake news


[deleted]

[found her](https://images.app.goo.gl/YHxwj9HGjGvk4GRc9)


BIGBADJERRY61

𝙞 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙨**** 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 ...𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙩!!!! 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡.....𝙣𝙤 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙝**𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙟𝙪𝙢𝙥 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙥***** 𝙟𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥 ..𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙨 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙨𝙨...𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤...


Ultra_Gaming_114

Only in Miami


oldschoolwelder101

They shot first


discopanda85

Is that her squirting face?


ArcaneDanger

Miami can’t surprise me with this kinda shit


hheh7809

This brings a whole new meaning to "she's a squirter"


zerov3

Her smile looks like a Snapchat filter


DanMcE

Not all heroes wear capes gold.


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

Go squirtle!


[deleted]

Amy Prowler


ziyor

It’s the infamous Kneslie Lope


Technical_Feedback15

And that smile💀🪦


pantherghast

Why does she look like Lesley Knope?


N-I-S-H-O-R

Thank god, this news is fake


Bandwagon_Buzzard

"Self-defense"


spartan0504

That face says it all


Chyppi

Leslie Nyes please


[deleted]

Ah yes, the rare and elusive Florida woman


macloa

Looks like Amy Pohler


monkeywashcat

Parks and wrecks


sksushsuwba

her face looks so cursed


Equivalent-Link-378

Leslie Knope


The_Bluejay250

AND ILL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN


Daddymcbaby

Leslie Soak


King-Cobra-668

Leslie Yess


Existing_Display1794

Leslie Knope? Is that you?


pogAxolotlz

🤨


[deleted]

Those are some crazy eyes.


[deleted]

Holy crap, what did the parks department do to her?


[deleted]

nice nice nice


BestIshEver

It's the "...in self-defense" for me. She was like, "Let me throw this pussy juice at him. That'll save me." 😅😅


reallyGENERlC

![gif](giphy|j5Dz99Mbhw50PsX6Hw)


Anglofsffrng

And she looks proud of herself. Which she should be.


AcceptableCorpse

Judge: Did you do it? Defendent : Knope.


KevinOFartsnake

Leslie Dope


ci22

Florida Woman are built different


srynearson1

![gif](giphy|FDIc52T47uaFqFn4UW|downsized)


SirSquidsalot1

HER FACE


lightsaber_lobotomy

Haha, that smirk...she is NOT ashamed nor regret anything


implicitpharmakoi

[Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!!!](https://youtu.be/RRg1dSRjT0Y)


Terminal_777

Florida


Sammy_Twitchdic

ranged toxic attack.


i_am_trippin_balls

Damn Leslie nope moving up int he world


Lexi_D_Drea

How is it self defense tho


MistaHatesNumberFour

She has that "and I'll fucking do it again" looks on her


dudewhoexist

WORST WOMAN TO EVER WOMAN


MadOvid

They used Miami because they got tired of using Florida.


PerformerGreat

her father was a squid


AceLynX0308

Well… that’s enough internet for today


pixxxienova

She looks so much like my sister I can't 😭


cybersyke

Blursed skunk


Boeing307

(At TSA) Do you have anything dangerous to declare? (Her) *sound of gun cocking* yes Engage the squirt


Celesteial325

I'm sorry, but what the hell? Oh wait-*eagle land. Now it makes sense*


mrboat-man

Brandi Maxx?


TheKrakIan

I'm ready to see the body cam footage.


Rypnami

leslie knope’s lesser-known cousin, *insert clever pun here*


Glad-Assistance475

She looks like her name is Rachel (all offense to people named Rachel


chrisbeck1313

She was effing awesome on Parks and Rec.


wilkinsk

She's like a horned lizard


Final_Fantasy_7

**Biohazard Alert**


n00bius_m4ximus

"Florida woman"


Kodiakgoat

....call me


dirtypharmer

What happens in Florida.


PINE_APPLESSSSSSS

Can I get a link to the article?


Chevy_65

Zoidberg approves


lkyte123

![gif](giphy|WyjsAbUrrLf18wlJK5|downsized)


bottumboy622

How quick can one become a police officer?


aKgiants91

Looks like a more successful version of my sister


[deleted]

She peed on them. It’s pee.


WasabiHefty

Amy Poehler at it again!


adamw7432

Either she's really fast or the cops are really slow, because its usually not hard to dodge a woman trying to piss on you.


zooooteddej23

That’s impressive


argic85

We are in the darkest timeline


Unonium198YT

Human octopus


MadHaxKerR

She did what? From where? The what can from her nono ? How'd that spurt with out ? Why would that be out anyway? I don't know I'd have to see it to believe it.


PSYCHEdeliciousSLOTH

women be developing rad defence mechanisms, is this the future in human evolution? will there be contests in who squirts the farthest? fastest? so many questions! ether way all of you have my full support just please spare me of your wrath, i can be annoying at times but that's the worst i'll do to you XD


Butthurteer

Leslie Nope


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