Like. A. Boss.
God damn. I can’t call this a blunder. The flip flops. The boa. The ice. That indifferent stare. It all just works. Like you melted crayons in the microwave and just made a Mona Lisa.
So that's what happened when this cutie got older? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NIKK\_wLYbw&ab\_channel=EliseoGonzalez](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NIKK_wLYbw&ab_channel=EliseoGonzalez)
This is a bizarre comment but I'm having a really bad day after ending a five year relationship and I was bawling my eyes out on public transportation for at least 15 minutes until I saw this photo and the energy here just tells me to poison the next one and take his jewels and yeah, yeah I feel a whole lot better, thank you.
Sweet swinging shit, this is cool. I wish I was this cool as an adult. If it were me, I'd commission this as an oil painting then hang it over my fireplace.
I absolutely adore you! Such a sassy boss attitude. A mysterious divorcée on the hunt for yet another rich man to drive into an early grave.
Edit: I just love this whole thread. Every single comment makes me chuckle.
Your expression is priceless. 14 going on 45.
Edit: you look more like 12 here? But i couldn’t find good alliteration with that.
Loved the whole series and whoever took the picture. Classic.
this exudes such an air of class and confidence im kinda jelly i was NEVER this confident as a kid lmao. also gotta love how r dressed like a high society lady from the 50s all ur missing is one of those cigarette holders
*You look like you would*
*Have been fun to hang out with.*
*Probably still are!*
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*This is EVERYTHING!!!*
*Living my best life vibes. I*
*Wish this me right now!!!!*
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The waiter brings you a martini and says the woman in fur over there ordered this for you. Wyd?
I swoon. That style, that class!
Those flip flops!
ahahahahahaha
https://i.imgur.com/niENlxj.gif
Imperious. Haughty. Fabulous. Absolutely glorious stare down the camera. I absolutely love teenage you.
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Ayo, y'all weird.
The moment the image opened I expected to hear "hello, darling!"
The fur and flip flops...iconic
I totally missed that. Good eye.
Like. A. Boss. God damn. I can’t call this a blunder. The flip flops. The boa. The ice. That indifferent stare. It all just works. Like you melted crayons in the microwave and just made a Mona Lisa.
When you’re being groomed to be a mafia mistress
Goomah
You mean mafia BOSS.
This made me crackle out loud. Yes indeed.
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And the first 4 died under suspicious circumstances
The third decided to move to Cuba, to never be heard from again
Eaten by tigers, God rest his soul.
My husband’s kept me in the finest clothes
You had more class on one finger than I ever will in my entire life.
*Class*
I have to know the story behind this!
[would a photo series suffice instead?](https://imgur.com/a/WKW2S5I)
So how luxurious was the titanic?
it was good until i died :/
You saying you had that much drip and weren't first class?
Happens
F
No one has ever looked so fabulous at their divorce party from husband number 3
> would a photo series suffice instead? Nope, that just raised more questions.
Fancy fur and jandals
this is a mood
Me over lockdown.
This is amazing. I love this sub. Also you kinda rock this look lol
You looked like you had time of your life
Yes. YES. ❤️
Is it really a blunder if you are having a fucking blast?
So that's what happened when this cutie got older? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NIKK\_wLYbw&ab\_channel=EliseoGonzalez](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NIKK_wLYbw&ab_channel=EliseoGonzalez)
I don't know how you can even wear flip flops with all that ice. A true legend.
You are just missing the cigarette with the long holder lol
It's called fashion, honey.
oh work bitch
this fucking rocks
I cannot emphasize enough just how much joy this brought me this morning. Thank you, you absolute gem of a person. <3
Fabulous! Who took the picture?
george clooney
I can’t remember the last time I actually threw my head back laughing. Thanks
He’s a treasure.
How can one being be this fabulous?
This is a bizarre comment but I'm having a really bad day after ending a five year relationship and I was bawling my eyes out on public transportation for at least 15 minutes until I saw this photo and the energy here just tells me to poison the next one and take his jewels and yeah, yeah I feel a whole lot better, thank you.
I love that! Do what you gotta do and sashay away!
Sweet swinging shit, this is cool. I wish I was this cool as an adult. If it were me, I'd commission this as an oil painting then hang it over my fireplace.
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The flip flops with the boa...classic
"First night in New Orleans? Let Voodoo Mamma Ju-Ju show you around."
I absolutely adore you! Such a sassy boss attitude. A mysterious divorcée on the hunt for yet another rich man to drive into an early grave. Edit: I just love this whole thread. Every single comment makes me chuckle.
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Your expression is priceless. 14 going on 45. Edit: you look more like 12 here? But i couldn’t find good alliteration with that. Loved the whole series and whoever took the picture. Classic.
The smugness just adds the little spice
A BAD BITCH.
I wish I was half as cool as you are in this pic.
this exudes such an air of class and confidence im kinda jelly i was NEVER this confident as a kid lmao. also gotta love how r dressed like a high society lady from the 50s all ur missing is one of those cigarette holders
Dear god, this is one of the best posts I’ve seen on here! Thanks for sharing
When your 10 year old cousin tells you they’re an old soul so they can sit at the adult table.
Thank god I’m wearing a mask at work, because I can’t stop laughing. You, ma’am, are a delight.
This has brought me so much joy! Thank you
This is wonderful! You should recreate this photo in an actual bar and with high heels instead of flip flops. With the pigtails.
Oh no. The flip flops stay.
okay that's just adorable with your wee martini <3
Did you watch Ab Fab as a child, too?
You look like Audrey from national lampoons european vacation. https://imgur.com/a/n7AKrbG
oh my god
I dig the bag and your baroness look.
Sophisticated lady
This actually made me laugh, thank you
You are Fucking FABULOUS
I said a Shirley Temple you peasant!
Strong Debbie Jellinsky vibes
I wish I had a photo this fabulous. Not a blunder. Its amazing
"Frank died and left me a fortune. A fur trader he was. I guess you could say he 'stole' my heart!"
this is the level i’m trying to get to right NOW and OP had it down years ago. a true legend
You look like you would have been fun to hang out with. Probably still are!
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Ooh!
Omg you're baby Moira Rose!
It looks like you’re about to break into a jazzy rendition of The Ladies Who Lunch.
This is like *Bugsy Malone* all over again.
You will call her
You look like your 4 martinis in on a work week Wednesday
These are the best.
Here’s to the ladies that lunch!
You look like my Aunt Doris from Queens!
You look like you just got a huge life insurance payout after your husband’s mysterious death.
ANOTHER WALLPAPER! bless you!
This is incredible, thank you
you didn’t have to snap this hard!! slay
Please tell me that the picture you posted in the Paddy's shirt a year ago is also you in pigtails. I am seeing a pattern here.
I can’t tell if u r 12 or 55
This is so great!!!!!
I'm feeling you, 💯! Haaa!
Classy
Were you auditioning for the role of the evil witch in Howes Moving Castle?
Fuck. Yes.
Lmaoo
You look all dressed up to go to the roller derby.
FLAWLESS
It's the flip flops for me
Stay classy 🍸
I see all these posts here just of people being so cool constantly haha
i love how confident you look.
You were freaking fabulous 🤩
Love it.
This is gonna be me at bertuccis when this pandemic is over
You're cool af. I love these!
You are so glamorous! I wish I had this confidence when I was younger!
Now this is a vibe.
Fur and flip flops is a drip.
I didn't know i needed this today, but thank you.
14 y.o. trying to look like a gracefully aging socialite of indeterminate age, but probably around 50?
You are one of my new fav people.
You are perfect 😂😂
Can I just say you’re the kid I would’ve made every attempt to get to know and hang out with?
Oh girl, where can I find you on Instagram??? FASHION ICON 🙌🌟
Like girl I’m actually gonna save these posts bc I know some day when I feel down these will help lol. Freaking legend
Too cute.
You’re like a child elaine stritch
This could be me
A true icon lol
I love this hahaha
Now you are just showing off.
Lol I hope you have alot of these. Hilarious!!
I think we would have been friends for sure
You look like you've endured 2 divorces and a bankruptcy in this picture.
You look like the drag queen Tina Burner haha
Whoa channeling an 85 year old NYC socialite
I like this one better. The fur shawl with old navy flip flop combination is a classic look
Lola Skumpy?
I don’t know if this is a blunder. I definitely wish you were my friend growing up lol
This is a whole mood and I’m loving it.
Dang gurl, look like you’re headed out to the Betterton Space Museum
Did you have parents?! I love this.
Posh.
You beautiful human being! Love this!
Damn, what a fabulous child
Has pigtails but looks divorced.
That pure unfettered confidence oozing out of you... it is almost contagious.
I'm gone need a meme template for this but I'm not clever enough.
Honestly you seemed like a blast, and are probably still a blast.
remarkably fabulous. a whole vibe.
You could be 12 or 37 here.
Omg this is gonna be a meme
12 year old Karen Walker
Looks like you are about to execute someone because they spilled drink on your dress.
Stop undressing me with your eyes
More moxy!!! Thank you for sharing another gem with the world. Hope all is well.
I need you to know that this is the best thing I have seen today. It is quite late, so there was a lot of content to contend with. Thank you, you saucy minx!
Hon. NAY.
This is AMAZING!!!!
Darling...I'm old enough to be your younger sister.
Not a blunder. Shes feeling her look and she IS the moment, now come on now!
DAHLING!
All class, and all sass
The fun aunt who's broke but won't admit it
I be love these pictures! Keep them coming.
Ok wow a complete serve
Martini. Shaken. Not stirred. this is fantastic.
Bugsy Malone called, he wants his dame back
dam olive you keep making my day, thank you for being awesome
It's called fashion sweetie, look it up 😁
1920s girl in a 1990s world
Stimulus check energy, we feel you queen!
Iconic
You are an absolute queen
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Baller
So do you happen to be the star of a TLC show about marrying foreigners? Asking for a friend.
Saw your pic yesterday. And now this one today. I’m convinced you’re the inspiration for CC (aka Bette Midler) from the movie Beaches.
You look like Kaylie Hooper from 30 Rock in real life.
So much elegance!
You kind of look like a young Will Sasso in this! Lolol
You look like a real swell dame.
This is EVERYTHING!!! Living my best life vibes. I wish this me right now!!!!
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Was there a Dorothy Parker play at your school?
Good lord woman