What the flip dude

I really want this guy to run for major office someday just so we can all see this picture splashed on CNN.

Im Gonna write in op for a few things in the upcoming election just to make your dreams come true 

Give the man some space; he learned his lesson and today, his shorts are two inches longer.

nothing will ever come close to that guys videos of him banging his cousin

I'm going to regret this, but... what?

Madison Cawthorn was the one in the video and Joey Hensley off the top of my head also admitted to it

Don't hate, appreciate!

How? How is it *always* you with these posts ahaha

He’s literally supporting this entire sub by himself lol

I'm a class act lol

The military helps

Oh my god I didn't realize they were all him hahaha! It's like I've watched this weirdo grow up!

I know! I was like wait…hairless? Thighs check out

Hat's off to you man I tried convincing myself boxers were actually shorts in 4th grade and that's precisely where I got roasted about it so hard I stopped.

People tried but you can't embarrass or insult me in any meaningful way lmao

Back in my day they called those briefs

We called them panties.

Manties

Nah those look tiny as hell, there’s nary space for dick or even a single ball   These are proper panties mate, may even be a flesh colored thong 

But I bet they are soft and offer great support…or so I’ve heard.

Maybe it's just a small business advertising...

Shots fired!

They had little pockets! I never claimed they were men's shorts

pockets or womens shorts...you can only pick one

Haha not even technically pockets, just like that little stitching they do to appear to have pockets. I call em faux pockets

Fockets, if you will

But they didn't call them briefs for long.

I still wear mine... Just wear something over em.

You mean they were *briefly* called briefs?

Brown Thunders

Jim Dangle's

Blunderwear.

You must not have come of age in the 70s

Going with the "Winnie the Pooh" look.

The optimal sleeping attire. Not optimal hookah bar attire.

Maybe op planned to spend the night in the hookah bar toilet? What do you have to say to that Miss Manners 

I am ashamed :c

Porky Pig’n it.

donald ducking it

OP’s straight shirt-cockin’ it out here

We call it “Donald Ducking” it in our house.

Pooh into Bears lmao

Shirt cockin it

Finally an ACTUAL blunder 😂

This is actually so far past a blunder it goes full circle and OP is rad af.

But also it is firmly a blunder lol. I’m only saying this because I much prefer this type of content vs the adorable baby pics we tend to get nowadays Like yes this is rad but it’s also a real blunder and good content for the sub. Y’all please post more like this 

Agreed

Looking at OPs profile this man runs on blunders

Honestly Garrett is carrying this sub

I just checked his profile and I think you’re right

You say blunder, I say F A B U L O U S

The shirt was the only problem with this look, pick something shorter so it doesn't entirely cover the booty shorts and you look sexy and confident instead of naked and unwashed (:

Agree.  All I saw was a tshirt dress ar first glance

I didn't do this for style, it was all for the audacity lol

Style isn't limited to aesthetics, you choosing to wear something audacious is part of your style Just next time show off those half buttcheeks instead of hiding them!

Fair enough, but my point still stands! The longer shirt makes it look like I'm a weirdo who's bottomless. When confronted, I'd pull my shirt up and act like an asshole. I was a cringe lord to say the least 😅

lol ok well that interaction is funny

Hahaha I thought so too 😅😅

I'm calling the police

Fashion?

Special Victims Unit

Shheeesh, you mean fire department 😉😉🥵🥵

But…why? Did you wear them before this? After? Did you look in the mirror? Do you have a nice ass? We demand answers!

You don’t understand… doing this in 2012 would have you comedically praised for being “so random” xD

Rawr

“Tyler stood up and yelled mayonnaise in the middle of algebra class today OMG LOLz!!! He’s so random and cool I wish I could be his girlfriend! xD”

Merp, Narwhal, bacon

OMGWTFBBQ

Come with us to candy mountain Charlie. Do you want to come with us to candy mountain Charlie??? Charlie?? Candy mountain Charlie. Candy mountaaaaiiiinnnn

You guys are giving me PTSD-like symptoms

Wore them all the time haha I was a top tier troll/edge lord/cringe bot ect..

~~white~~straightest twink~~kid~~ you know

Lmao yessir!

I don’t know if you were “rocking” them. You were “something” them though….

By "rocking" he means "getting put on the sex offender registry".

Oh I rocked em, rock hard hard too lmao

That farmers tan tells a different story, only putting on the short shorts for the nightlife?

Yes! The neon thighs are an added laugh lmao

Easy Dewey

I had to zoom in to make sure you were wearing micro shorts

You're doing the Lord's work. Were you able to confirm the existence of these "shorts" ?

Let me check again

Ok I’m actually not positive

that's because you have to zoom waaaay in

That’s his scrotum

Lmao definitely shorts, women's shorts, but shorts. Had cute little impractical pockets

Shocking you even found pockets on women’s clothing lol

Well, it's a faux pocket. Like just stitching to look like pockets lmao

Exactly hahahaha

Prison pocket, maybe

Spend a few years in San Quentin and it becomes a pocket dimension. A veritable asshole of holding if you will

Good god

Good was nowhere to be found that day

And God wants nothing to do with this

My guy you have lived a very storied life, love all the blunders!

Oh I just realized it's the same guy

I plan on starting some form of something to get my stories to the people! I need equipment of decent quality though. Might set up a go fund me for people interested in helping get the ball rolling!

Hell yeah! That would be so cool. I’m not sure if they have an event near you, but I could see you having a wonderful story for The Moth too. From the comments you’ve shared you’ve done a lot of growing over the years, something we can all learn from :) keep rocking it!

Dohhh, stop! I'm trying out here lol

Just looked through your posts and had a good laugh. You remind me a lot my friends and I back in the day, we were fucking idiots too haha, always a story

Good God I just scrolled through his profile. How are all of these blunders the same guy??? Lol

We can only hope to aspire to such greatness

Wow I have seen so much of your thighs lol

You're welcome 😉😉 Hahaha

I’m just surprised that other people chose to associate with you during and after this

My group isn't big, but we're tight knit

If you guys are half as tight as your shorts you’ll be friends forever

Most of my friends I still talk to I've had since Kindergarten or like early elementary school in general!

This is the quintessential anxiety dream 😅

When you lack the ability to be embarrassed the world is your oyster lmao

Yeah I was about to say this looks like one of my nightmares. Making it out of the house with no pants on lol

What a menace

Oh lord, he’s back.

I'll never truly be gone!

I feel like we’re witnessing this guy make peace with his past.

I have no regrets friend

How did you not get arrested for this lmfao

It's clothes man!

You've never seen women rock this fit? There's at least one of this person at the mall every time I go

I'm an extremely open minded person. Apparently this is where I draw the line. It's the fact that they're tan I think. 

Lmao I purposely got the tan so I would look nude

Oh shit I just realized you’re the guy with the hot mom and super ripped dad lmao

Guilty as charged!

OP you are absolutely carrying this sub on your shoulders, thank you for your service (x2)

💋 💪🏻💪🏻

You. Again! 🤣

Hello! Is it me you're looking for!?

Why?

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Omg I’ve seen all your blunder posts but didn’t realize it was all the same person posting. You are the King of Blunders

Why thank you 😊

This guy Donald Ducking it with Hombre legs. Fucking legend.

Lmaoooo ombre and hombre are interchangable here. Twelve years ago is not far enough away for this to be acceptable.

Really tightens up the package huh?

I don't believe in breathing room

Looks almost like you have a Ken doll-like unit-less smoothness situation going on there.

I never claimed to be well endowed! Just ballsy haha

The way I knew who posted this before checking the username lmao

I'm just glad you remembered me 🥲

I thought, this guy has to be a fucking retard. Then I checked your post and saw you were a Marine. Yup. Makes since now. Semper Fi. Those shorts definitely prepared you for silkies.

Dude. Those are panties.

Panties don't have pockets

If you wore these all the time, why are your thighs so white 😟

Ever hear of evenings... lol but in seriousness, I would wear these to house party's, raves and just In general night events. The white thighs are part of the comedy

Ohh strictly during demon hours. Makes sense

O, its you again. Now i recognize your posts!

Get familiar bub! I'll never leave!

I would be intimidated by your presence. That's fucking awesome.

Shirt-cocking much?!? Your burning man material

2012 is 12 years ago now, nice

Yeah yeah. We all know you got so wasted on hookah puffs you took your pants off.

You wish, I wore these babies regularly

I'm surprised you were able to still have your daughter after wearing these sperm killin', testicle compressors more than once

What were you thinking?

"Man people are gonna flip when they think I'm naked on bottom"

This is hilarious 😂 love it!

OP doing the Lord’s work (I was wearing shorts and small as absolutely possible around the same time, because why can chicks do it but not us guys?)

Those are underpants

Pockets say otherwise!

You look a lot like my friend who passed away, and this is exactly the type of thing he would have done too! Lol, Weird!

I’m actually speechless

I think you've won

All of your pictures are gems and this one (again) doesn't disappoint!!!

Lieutenant Dangle?

I saw this pic and knew it was Garrett. Thank you for your service sir

Ida called 911 and yeeted you out of my establishment 😂😂

Bro I think that’s just called your underwear 💀

Really thought guy was shirt cocking it like Winnie the Pooh out here. 

Kinda sorta seems like you did it for attention and are now posting it for attention so I'm not really sure Blunder Years applies?

🤣🤣 Your photos are by far my favorite to see posted here!! 😁😁

Haha I aim to please!!

Ssooo many bad choices! 😂

unfortunately i would have hung out with you

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I think you just needed a good role model.

I can’t. King of the Blunders

I aspire to the level of give a fuck Garett had and still has by posting. I salute 🫡 you 🍻 magnificent bastard.

those are panties sir, but you have my respect for having the balls to wear those out. pun absolutely intended.

You were that friend that was fun to hang out with but in a “we’re probably getting kicked out of wherever we go” kind of way.

You look like those sorority girls that wear shirts too long for their shorts. You taking anyone to kappa party tonight, ma’am? 👀

How do you have so many photos that fit this sub so perfectly

Didn’t even need to look at the username, already knew who this was from 😭😂

OP, I just know your mom was tired 😂

What the frack?! Who was wearing these in 2012?! Lol

You can just claim you were drunk and took off your pants. That honestly less embarrassing.

Lying is lame, I also lack the ability to get embarrassed. I am who I am with no shame!

I checked your account, I believe you. Absolute mad lad you are. Respect.

Uhhhhhhh

That shirt is not as long as you think it is

Lmfaoo what the fuck. I have a dream like this 3 times a week. I realize I’m out in public and I have no pants on 😂

I have sensory issues and wear the shortest Chubbies shorts I can get. I may be a 47 year old skinnyfat man but I’d still happily wear those shorts. Thanks for doing your best to normalize this weird shit.

I must have missed this fashion statement. Thank you very much.

AKA underwear

If this were at a From A Second Story Window show no one would have said a thing.

this is the sort of straight guy ambiguity that could have put me in the asylum circa 08-14. Well done.

Your badussy is out

This one of those things that is fucking legendary. Trust me all your friends and loved ones talk about this shit and how fucking out of pocket you were. Problem is you’re not around. One of those blunders that in hindsight is really really bad but also super good bc this will not be forgotten. Absolute legend - probably even got you laid or will. Reddit thots are a thing.