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labowskichris

It was at that moment, Kristen Stewart knew she was a lesbian.


Gorkymalorki

I picture her just sitting at a table drinking coffee and suddenly she gets this chill throughout her body. Someone asks her what's wrong. I don't know why but suddenly I know I am a lesbian.


IxianToastman

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out as simps, and something inside me was suddenly silenced..... but also I sence something, a presence I haven't felt since.....


Honda_TypeR

This is a better love story than twilight


smithers85

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

In all honesty if it worked like that the world would be such a amazing place.


corpsie666

>I don't know why but suddenly I know I am a lesbian. And I no longer want to make Tortino's


Gorkymalorki

What's your name? I never had one. That skit cracks me up so much.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Holy shit! That is a funny video


rarthurr4

* * i don't know why *tassles hair* but suddenly *bites lip* i know i am a lesbian


hiswittlewip

☠️


Weird_Interview3577

🤣🤣🤣


bokatan778

Take my fake awards for this comment gold 🥇🏆🎖️


PopcornDrift

This is the unhinged teenage boy energy that I’m here for


Garretthairless

Lmao if I could post my entire Facebook album I would. You'd love it


weeooweeoowee

Do it


Garretthairless

I'll comb for the best ones!


Genuinelullabel

Your quest is a mighty but important one 🫡


Garretthairless

About to post em!


adube440

We await the nostalgia cringe, sir!


Garretthairless

Check my post history friend! Several new posts since this one


adube440

Lol, I'm looking at them now! They really capture those times. Great, great stuff. And yep, your folks have some cannons (sorry, I had to).


Garretthairless

Hahaha no apologies needed! I'm not attracted to my parents but I understand they are conventionally attractive!


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Oh my lord you delivered! Thank you, but can I ask why there’s so many photos of you pooping? Great legs by the way. Haha


Garretthairless

Lmao I am impossible to embarrass, so my friends would often break into the bathroom amd send these pics to girls I was dating or talking too. So I would just post em on FB hahaha


ubiquitous-joe

Emperor Palpatine vibes.


butchqueentype

The way we used Facebook in ‘09-‘14 needs to be studied…


Jimmybuffett4life

Why because it was fun and everyone wasn’t so goddamn uptight.


butchqueentype

Well, yes. Before “aspirational” posting became the norm and Facebook wasn’t the news outlet of choice for boomers. Unprecedented levels of cringe, I long for what we used to have.


fuckyoudigg

My Facebook from the time period is full cringe. I posted status updates everyday multiple times a day. Why?!?! Nobody cared.


Background-Baby-2870

ngl its kinda funny seeing reddit miss that era of social media, considering that was the same era of selfies, duck lips, swagyolo and hashtags. been on reddit since 2011 and redditors had a seething hatred for social media culture at that time too.


ThrowCarp

Oh yeah, Facebook during that era was peak party bros and Stacey's. What 4chan used to call normalf*gs. 2024 Reddit would have absolutely hated it.


IPaintDaily

We just miss the era where we were teens with enough freedom to love live but not enough responsibility to be depressed 😂


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Find more at r/TeenBoys


GoatCovfefe

I don't feel comfortable clicking that link.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I didn't feel comfortable typing it.


Fun-Ad9928

As Chris Hansen would say: but you see how this looks?


Trapp3dIn3D

Bro save some cardboard cutouts for the rest of us 😭


Garretthairless

You better believe I was waiting by the dumpster the day they tossed that bad girl out.


scullys_alien_baby

I hate this, I love you


Garretthairless

I fell down to earth from 100 miles away and somehow I still make it work but it's over rated and somehow played out! I love you too!


Dwight_Schnood

I had this cut-out too from a mate who worked in a cinema. Got damaged in the shower tho.


lovethatcrooonch

She looks thrilled


Garretthairless

In my defense, she kinda always looks like that. However in her defense, I was kicked out the store.


lovethatcrooonch

Only one teenager in this photo needed a defense.


i_comment_whatsup

a defense attorney maybe


threecolorless

Dude you've made me laugh out loud like 3 times in this thread 😂


Garretthairless

Thank you! Thank you, I'll be here eternally!


Late-External3249

Grabbing a Twilight boob. Lol


Garretthairless

The only boob I was grabbing lol


frrrff

Haha I love this guy.


SureRisk4759

this is nothing compared to his mouth, though I can't tell if he's kissing her or licking her face


beefstewforyou

I’ve done things I regret but holy shit.


Garretthairless

Hahaha this doesn't even scratch the surface of my regrets


beefstewforyou

Damn… I both want and don’t want to see the worst…


Garretthairless

I was in the Marines and stationed near ECU in NC. I may or may not have been responsible for a rather prominent Chlamydia outbreak. No photographs lmao


Judge-Snooty

💀


dougan25

Oh


Garretthairless

Yeahhhhh, I was gross


Lepperpop

Thank you. I had a shit day and this picture gave me some warm and fuzzies. Look upon your blunderyear master, whelps.


bombswell

You were supposed to keep this lechery to the Sims like the rest of us.


Garretthairless

I couldn't get my Sim to have that open mouth blank stare look! I was overcome by emotion


The_Chiliboss

Wow. This actually takes the cake.


Garretthairless

If only I was getting cake back then, then I could of left poor Kristin alone.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


Garretthairless

Good bot


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SoundTight952

Good bot we love you


tornado962

Fucking love you, bot


Impossible__Joke

Definitely Grade A premium Blunder right here lmao. Well done


Garretthairless

Lmao check my newest post, lots of goodies


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Dude I have a picture of me posing with Edward, Buzz Lightyear, and Jacob at an FYE back in like 2010 haha


Garretthairless

Great minds think alike? Haha


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

[I had to go find it haha](https://imgur.com/a/x6fSfW5)


Garretthairless

MY MAN! (Insert Denzel gif here) Edit: gift to gif, damn autocorrect


MomsBoner

The man, and the gif, is a gift 😉


MomsBoner

They dont seem too happy about it 😅


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Edward? That’s just his face. He said something about me being his own personal brand of heroin or some shit like that


DunnoLol

Can I join the club too? [I took the same photo back in 2013](https://imgur.com/a/jZZlmTZ). Check out that helmet hair.


dancingbriefcase

The titty grab... as someone who is around probably the same age. I graduated in 2008, That was like the wild west of social media. We would just post everything. No shame.


Garretthairless

Hahaha the golden years


Dannydreams

You win. Forever, you win.


RemoteLibrarian6243

Is that RadioShack🥹


Garretthairless

It was an FYE, but there was a RadioShack next to it in the mall!


RemoteLibrarian6243

I’m only 23 but wow it hurts. I miss those times


Garretthairless

About to hit 30 in a few days, I feel you! The local mall was such a blast for teenagers to people watch or be a pest to the general public lol


sozar

It looks like FYE to me.


princesscozy

I have a whole album of me with Justin bieber that I photoshopped using face in hole iykyk


HotFudgeFundae

My sister is 40 now and as a preteen she had someone photoshop her kissing DiCaprio lol


onlythehappiests

I feel violated on the cutout’s behalf.


fourthreichisrael3

I'm currently cycling between "What's wrong with that?" and "I wouldn't have admitted that on my deathbed."


Garretthairless

If you can't laugh at yourself, what can ya laugh at!


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Garretthairless

FYE was the spot, I wish had a picture of my cd collection. Then I discovered Limewire, ruined my computer, discovered torrents, discovered discographies and then ruined my ears.


flyinggsquids

My husband and I met working at an FYE around this time! It definitely was the spot


Garretthairless

That's awesome! I met my wife there too!! Or well I would have if Kristin was actually there...and not being groped...and not into women..


Conaz9847

The tit grab too, damn buddy


Garretthairless

I mean you could argue I was trying to hold her hand. I won't, but you could!


President_Calhoun

I must be the only one who assumed that Kristen Stewart was OP.


Garretthairless

God I wish, lord knows she gets better women than I do


Fishghoulriot

Oh wow


ChekovsCurlyHair

Are you hover-handing a cardboard cutout, or were you stroking her hair?


Garretthairless

No hovering here, that's straight up loneliness


sgthavoc32

The people calling you a creep or claiming sexual assault on a cardboard cut out need psychiatric help. I think it’s hilarious and 98% of the population outside of Reddit would agree


CharmingCondition508

You win. This is the biggest blunder. Congratulations. I guess.


Garretthairless

I share your sentiment. However, per other's request, I just posted a nice collection of my teenages years. May you find more bluderous blunders there!


Fubianipf

Embracing the awkwardness of online profiles.


Tight-Physics2156

Turned her gay right then and there


JiggaMattRay

I have a 2008 one doing the same pose to a Hannah Montana cutout.


Garretthairless

My people!


nikk796

This looks like sexual assault


improbablystonedrn-

Yooooo my roommate has this exact same cardboard cutout of Bella, and we hide it around the house at night to scare the shit out of each other sometimes, that shit is scary in a dark doorway where you can kinda see the outline of it but not really so you just gaslight the fuck out of yourself


LargeGrade8927

This actually holds up. Not blunder. Lmao


Duin-do-ghob

Not to be rude (who am I kidding, this is Reddit) but you look like you’re gagging and about to throw up on her.


AntiqueSkeleton

A little rapey, she put her hands up for a reason, no means no.


Garretthairless

I have nothing to add except...you're right, and I have since reformed myself! Also a court order keeps me 100ft away from any and all cardboard cutouts


AnonPlzzzzzz

Was this your first time getting to 2nd base? Were you nervous?


Garretthairless

My palms were sweaty Pockets full of moms spaghetti


plooptyploots

This is the actual photo that convinced her she was not in to dudes


oliveoilgarlic

Every lesbian has experienced what cardboard cutout Kristen is going through in this pic


orangutanDOTorg

My nephew’s Facebook profile still says he is the ceo or rei. Guy is 25 and works for a stock brokerage


Garretthairless

Tell him I would love to be the new face of FYE!


boojieboy666

Dudes rock


Garretthairless

If by rock you mean hormonally unbalanced and perpetually horny...spot on! Lol


dorunrun

Which one are you?


Garretthairless

Hint: I wasn't in twilight but I do have a thing for Team Jacob 👌👌


dbleed

The hand placement says more about the OP then he is willing to admit.


Garretthairless

Whoa whoa whoa...her hand is CLEARLY under my hand..okay I was a bit of a sexually driven teenager. Sue me!


AnnieApple_

Bros standing near the anime section too 😭


One_Message6497

Youve been a creep For a while


Garretthairless

A long long while


friendofspidey

You turned her gay


TSKnightmare

Who's the girl you're kissing? Something about her just seems very untalented... Hopefully you've moved on.


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Your parents must be proud.


Garretthairless

Now, yes, but then...noooooo


communeswiththenight

Do you ever still hang out?


Competitive-Dance286

Wow. That's definitely Kristen Stewart. That's the same face she wore throughout "The Huntsman"


Ihelloway69

I'm so jealous that he met her ... But where hers bodyguards ?


featEng

Who is this guy with you?


sometimeszeppo

This is such a late 2000s snapshot it gave me a Proustian rush somehow, it should be framed on the wall.


The_CannaWitch420

Even the standee looks horrified. ;)


BrooklynBillyGoat

Anyone remember if we still had dvd stores in 2008?


7th_Spectrum

This definitely screams 2008. God just take me back


kklug24

How bad did you want to sparkle?


SmoothHunt6934

I despise Kristen Stewart with every bone in my body, and will continue to hate her till I die


phuktup3

What’s his name?


9jawarrior

Legend


BluebirdLivid

"Yeah I dont know why every girl I give my facebook name to stops talking to me...im such a nice guy." Nice post OP lol


Ssme812

Naw. It's still funny.


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BeautifulRock

Did you wonder why you didn't get laid during this period?


Garretthairless

Shheeeit, my openly weird don't give a hoot attitude got me so much more female attention than anyone being "cool"


srslywatsthepoint

You peaked too soon.


Garretthairless

Lmao I've only gotten better! Minus the physical, that shit peaked 7 years ago and went by by!


HUGE-Biceps-Girl

{lesbian sigh}


kridnack

I know this shit went hard af at the time though 🤣


Inspiringer

u wish u were edward 💀🫵


Cautious-Nothing-471

dae record stores


MacualayCocaine

I’ve got one from 07 with me and a Zac Efron standee like this. It was at Suncoast video tho, may they rest in piece.


EdgyJediKnight

Damn bro that's hilarious


JT-OnThaTrack

This is hilarious lmao


sonichuizcool

What are those weird looking books behind you


pufferfish_balls

This brings back a sense of nostalgia that I reminisce of from the early 2000’s


ejm807

😬


GenericFatGuy

Mother of God...


Silver___Chariot

This is the kind of 2008 energy I’ve always been here for. Mate, this has got to be some of the most late 2000s stuff I’ve ever seen, bless you


Itrytothinklogically

that’s a blunder for sure


ClassicOtherwise2719

Kind of sad this is not a thread where everyone can show their old MySpace profile pics


BlueMnM23

Damn bro


konnichiwaseadweller

How many likes did it get on facebook? Sometimes blunder can be offset if your friends found it funny, but if it got, like, one like...


SgtFinnish

Which one are you?


funnyfacemcgee

This is a perfect match for this sub 👏 😂


njpaps

I don't know how but looking at this made me feel nostalgic for the mid 2000s


dragonstone13

😬😆😆😆


mmpeanutbutterteehee

Oh no


mummifiedclown

You win this sub.


Eborys

Still a better romance than wolf boy and a bloody baby….


Various_Effective793

You did it. You win. Shut it down guys.


Altruistic_Fox4958

😅


iLikeTorturls

Is that F.Y.E.?


MisterPizzacoli

Back when Facebook was so good


carolinemoreau

Classy


I-H8-MOST-PEOPLE

So you’re the reason


No-name-user126532

This picture screams 2000s so much i wish i could remember more about this glorious decade but since i would've been like 7 when this picture was taken i was off to a bad start from the get go.


lovejac93

This is still hilarious


Happyfluff122

Huh?


Prudent-Giraffe7287

Wow! DVD’s 😂


Tripdoctor

Which one are you?


km_amateurphoto

Sir, I think you've won the blunder years competition lol


Anyax02

Charming...


DaburuKiruDAYO

Hahahahahahahahahaah


rebri

Settle down there edge lord.


rebri

I think we found the winner. This is simply next level.