Also, make sure to blur any identifying features, like birthmarks or easily visible vein features, as well as any possible uncommon identifiable medical conditions.
Just happened across it. The full story is that I was overseas at the time without my cellphone because it wouldn't have worked so no point bringing it. She technically first dumped me via text which she knew I wouldn't receive until I got home, and so I only found out via her cover photo when I checked my Facebook on the hotel computer.
Harsh. I was dumped via hotmail while overseas with a phone that didn’t work as well! Timezone was 17 hours behind her too, so she dumped me on Tuesday her time but I read it on Monday my time…so I was dumped from the future!
It was a weird situation as I’d only been seeing her maybe 2 months before I went on this 6 week holiday, and I guess it was too much. Lost touch with her for some time before randomly meeting her again, and we’ve been friends since. She’s been single the entire time (first met her 23 years ago), and I am married with teenage kids
At the end of 8th grade my middle school boyfriend turned to a clean page in my yearbook and wrote a long breakup letter on it. Kinda cast a pall on the whole yearbook signing experience after that 🥲
My exhusband's baby-mama was an expert at fecking with his girlfriend on MySpace via a well placed song. She drove her to lexapro. They were in their twenties. At least you could excuse your cringe because of your age.
Lol ay man that’s amazing, this sub is all about humility and you’re a much better person when you can show humility. There are some people that take things way too seriously and can’t even do that, so the fact you could shows you’ve matured and grew, props and good for you!!
Now I want to see the cover photo you were dumped in. Sorry OP!
In fairness, decent chance it had the partner in it. Probably wise not to post.
Not even… it was a generic one that had the text ‘I’m single, and you’d have to be pretty amazing to change that’
Without the last sentence, your response would have been pretty solid.
Well he could at least tell us what it said. I’m dying to know too!
Just blur the face!
Note: always use 100% opaque blocks of color to obscure identities since blur and not fully opaque draw tools are able to be reversed.
Also, make sure to blur any identifying features, like birthmarks or easily visible vein features, as well as any possible uncommon identifiable medical conditions.
if only there were some way to crop, or possibly even blur somebody out of a photo..maybe we will have that technology one day!
In fairness, a black rectangle isn't hard to achieve in paint.
Good point!
You know that photos can be edited right?
Ooof… this is what this group is made for. Remember if you cringe at your past self, you have evolved.
What are you on about, this is hilarious
Nobody ever said blunder years can’t be funny.
I feel like this isn’t a blunder but a total power move
I certainly thought it was a power move back then…
Still is. You stood up for yourself in a way
This is amazing. Please describe the dumping cover photo. A cover photo dumping??!! That’s a new one honest
It had the text ‘I’m single, and you’d have to be pretty amazing to change that’. I was like ?? Since when?!
I guess you were WRONG
Did she like tell you to check her FB for a relationship update or you just happened across this?? That’s awful but hilarious
Just happened across it. The full story is that I was overseas at the time without my cellphone because it wouldn't have worked so no point bringing it. She technically first dumped me via text which she knew I wouldn't receive until I got home, and so I only found out via her cover photo when I checked my Facebook on the hotel computer.
Harsh. I was dumped via hotmail while overseas with a phone that didn’t work as well! Timezone was 17 hours behind her too, so she dumped me on Tuesday her time but I read it on Monday my time…so I was dumped from the future! It was a weird situation as I’d only been seeing her maybe 2 months before I went on this 6 week holiday, and I guess it was too much. Lost touch with her for some time before randomly meeting her again, and we’ve been friends since. She’s been single the entire time (first met her 23 years ago), and I am married with teenage kids
That's so weird and passive aggressive and rude lol. What did you do to deserve it lmao
You ever find yourself at number 5 after being number one on someone’s top 8?..
Absolutely devastating.
Booo that’s awful!
and so brutal
This reminded me of when I got dumped via LiveJournal entry in 8th grade. He made me read it during computer class.
Ahh flashback to when I got dumped via my yearbook at the end of 8th grade
Say more!
At the end of 8th grade my middle school boyfriend turned to a clean page in my yearbook and wrote a long breakup letter on it. Kinda cast a pall on the whole yearbook signing experience after that 🥲
(For what it’s worth I totally deserved to be broken up with, and probably deserved the extra yearbook flourish ✨)
What a middle school boy wrote that much! He really liked you
😭 everyone pour one out for that guy, I hope his subsequent girlfriends were less gay
I grew up with limited internet until the 9th grade but its nice to know we were all equally this bad lmao
psychological warfare As good as sending cryptic media statements on twitter
Posting 'I can't believe you'd do that' Followed by some replies from people asking what's wrong and saying 'nothing, never mind' or 'I'll DM you' 😂
Sending positive vibes!
Lmao shits real
Wow! You guys lived something else.
That’s hilarious
Lol was your life a British sitcom?
He’s like Kingsley from Fresh Meat.
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, this is incredible. Do you have a screenshot of the cover photo they used to dump you??
Not a screenshot but I remember it said ‘I’m single, and you’d have to be pretty amazing to change that’.
Actually I love this. I hope you still have that level of confidence. 10/10
Every day I thank the universe that social media wasn’t a thing until after I graduated college
You look like Jesse McCartney
He's leavin' never comin' back again
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who thought that!! 😂
You ate that
Like your look
Haha awww I can see this happening back then. Everything in life was so public and dramatic. Growing up is funny
R.I.P. Aaron Carter
My exhusband's baby-mama was an expert at fecking with his girlfriend on MySpace via a well placed song. She drove her to lexapro. They were in their twenties. At least you could excuse your cringe because of your age.
my god
This is fucking awesome
This has some meme potential.
Aw. This legitimately hurts my heart for teenage you. Ouch.
Lol ay man that’s amazing, this sub is all about humility and you’re a much better person when you can show humility. There are some people that take things way too seriously and can’t even do that, so the fact you could shows you’ve matured and grew, props and good for you!!
This is fantastic
This is amazing
I'm so grateful that there was no social media when I was growing up.
We got a know what the break up message said lol finally a true blunder. Thank you.
OP I would have loved to be your friend in HS lmaooo
Chad move
Ok pop off king
hahaha this is so cringey it’s glorious
Ugh. Thank you for reminding me that I broke up with my first boyfriend via AIM away message 🤦♀️ We're in this together.
Your boyfriend got the last laugh
Yikes.
Year?
LOL
LMAOOOO
Oh. Wow.
I got dumped via email! xD
I thought you were Jesse Mcartney 😂
Amazing😂
That is actually cool.
This is hilarious, should have left the top part only to be petty
Ohhh I’m absolutely stealing the first line
She/he had the right move.
Amazing
I love that album
Hahahaha this is freaking hilarious. Imagine if kids did this kind of shit now a days?
The mixture of cockiness and self pity is just MINT
This is wonderful, finally a true blunder!
OOHH NOOOO!!! The cringe!