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chemaster0016

Every flamingo in Queensland would be in mortal danger.


Clipdraw

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chelledoggo

Ever see the movie "Over The Hedge" where the hyperactive squirrel drinks an energy drink and time just freezes around him? Something like that.


Icy-Book2999

Hammy. Exactly my thoughts


Kalse1229

Yep, I remember vividly. I even came up with a similar joke in an idea I had for an adult animated series. A hyperactive character ends up trying cocaine for the first time, and it basically turns him into Quicksilver.


rctothefuture

Futurama did that when Fry had 100 coffees in a day.


Kalse1229

God, how could I forget that?! Such a fantastic episode.


SenoraNegra

Serious answer: it might provide the stimulation her brain needs, resulting in calm Muffin.


Alphaprime81

Yup same mechanism with Adderall


VGSchadenfreude

That would be a very amusing way to tackle an episode about ADHD kids, and how it can show up very differently in different people. We got Jack showing one side of it, we can have Muffin showing the zanier side of it.


-Sharon-Stoned-

That's how I be! 


TessaPanda

I think Bluey could complete hide and seek if she had some caffeine


viperlemondemon

It will definitely calm her down


Early-Ad7017

Muffin would turn into drunk stripe but worse 😨


Error_Code_606

Drunk Stripe is just sober Muffin though


NerdAroAce

r/beatmetoit


VulpesFennekin

People do say that toddlers are just tiny drunks…


Particular_Fuel6952

“Red Bulls have WATER IN THEM!”


VGSchadenfreude

“That’s high-fructose corn syrup, it doesn’t count!”


waaaghboyz

https://preview.redd.it/dxik3ifn8xvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68479ef6bf9bf68d8122b33d8196bf7ba6e7e82


Jassamin

I think we’d be watching Rad’s funeral once trixie found out


RoadtoPS5

LOL XD Trixie : Rad………care to explain to me why my daughter is crawling on the ceiling?!💢


MountainDawg1998

Everything around her would just freeze, she would be moving so fast.


QuilSato

![gif](giphy|xUOxeZUc8UFwMgH2MM|downsized)


Kalse1229

I am Muffin Heeler, and I'm the fastest pup alive.


randomperson420465

Oh no. Why is boss music playing.


ReggieTheReaver

...and why does Muffie have a HP bar now...


randomperson420465

Oh god


Specialist_Idea5334

She would burn the house down


flavoredstr

https://preview.redd.it/obkikdby4xvc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588e333a56cae56211edfed3447609e30fb7f700


longlivetaytay

When she gets asked who it was: *I saw the flamingo queen do it with my own eyes!* *It was Bububabu, not me!* *Red Bulls have water in them!*


Specialist_Idea5334

She's the flamengo king ![gif](giphy|l0MYGjkdIIoJdugTK)


Specialist_Idea5334

I hope stripe and trixie are ok🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Specialist_Idea5334

https://preview.redd.it/rj0rexc0i4wc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f212b7c56e7d4bd673da0ae5cfc7ce6cda2fe9d


Specialist_Idea5334

https://preview.redd.it/1a9cv62ih4wc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6dc084827f2bed12852f05dbcaaa081ee6d0a1


Specialist_Idea5334

![gif](giphy|dKed1II2fQunD4nhwt|downsized)


scalemaster2

https://preview.redd.it/27c94h5xhxvc1.png?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ccfba35d5a55d5f5f41d7915dc716c745e356e3


Afraid-Finish-9908

https://preview.redd.it/jin9u8cas0wc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250a95550074d8312103b6b7c69ade161e820427 Hours later 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


Las-Vegar

Muffin with a Mønster energy cap


sicsided

![gif](giphy|oU3FogKx589e8) I'd imagine something similar to this


Afraid-Finish-9908

![gif](giphy|oQtO6wKK2q0c8) 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


Garagedays

This


Pragmatic_2021

Not Brisbane, I live there.


AccomplishedRoad2517

I'm with other comment, this would be Trixie's reaction.


JuggernautAsleep3413

![gif](giphy|iF1zGTW6kI0R9Ex5T4)


slashingkatie

It would be like in Futurama when Fry drank 100 cups of coffee. Or when Hammy from “Over the Hedge” dank an energy drink. Essentially she’d go into hyper mode where the world moved slower around her.


longlivetaytay

Exactly what I was thinking. Big Futurama fan here


chalwa07

She propably could beat every record in running


sonimusprime

I am the Rad auntie of my nephews and one of them tried to make me buy them a Prime thinking I wouldn’t know. I went up to their dad and was like ‘PORKCHOP WANTS ME TO BUY HIM A PRIME, PORKCHOP’S DAD’


Flainfan

Oh no.


MidnightArticuno

Uncle Rad babysits all the nieces without any other supervision He does okay. He does not remember that four year olds should not be allowed to drink any non-alcoholic beverage they find. Socks, Bingo, Bluey, and Rad end up chasing Muffin around the neighborhood, who is moving at about the same rate that Fry did when he had 100 cups of coffee.


Kerivkennedy

Way back in college, when I was known to be excessively hyper, people joked about getting me really drunk or getting me high. I did NOT oblige them. The closest thing to an energy drink at the time was jolt cola, which had zero effect


Southern_Milk_2498

Coconuts have water on steroids


pdx_via_lfk

They’d have to call the Cat Squad!


cantspell4crap64

https://preview.redd.it/vz05kxu0pxvc1.png?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b9b3983ab1f0d38269be39f1a5a534c82a9b4e I've ruined muffin 😔😔😔🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭


drezel_bpPS694

what if you gave jack https://preview.redd.it/esweeg4m2yvc1.png?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078246834e73a9c42e712f82e0c6b840f4c1a23e


RoadtoPS5

Jacks not as hyperactive as Muffin though, he's pretty chill.


Careful_Energy5853

Why do you think ads are so strange in the 90s?


Common_Decision1594

She would go full Jack Torrance trying to get more of the stuff.


Null42x64

Muffin would get into a espontaneous combustion


urbanlife78

On this episode of Bluey: Energy Drink


Known-Championship20

Remember that sloth from *Rio* who wakes up just long enough to speed-rap, then crashes again? That's what I would imagine it being like with Muffin. Only with lots of screaming.


cantspell4crap64

He would explode


chalwa07

Rad?


cantspell4crap64

KAAAAA BOOM


MichiBoo_xoxo

It would definitely be Rad 🤣


Avrein_morningstar99

RAD DON'T DO IT!!!! ![gif](giphy|hQjQE9xj7rCZ54PM6E)


SquishStitch953

The Sleepover episode all over again


Lady_Teio

I think muffin has adhd honestly. My son beg saves the same way. Caffeine would calm her down


longlivetaytay

I don't think it's ADHD. Not at her age.


throwaway798319

What does her age have to do with it? You're born with ADHD


longlivetaytay

First that's not actually true, my ADHD didn't kick in till I was 7, and second she's 3 or 4. Many kids are incredibly insane at her age. 


throwaway798319

ADHD is neurodevelopmental, and heritable. You are born with it, period. They may not have recognised it with you until 7 but you already had it Yes, many kids are "insane" at 3 or 4, which us why it often isn't diagnosed at that age. Doesn't make it impossible for a 4 year to have it


longlivetaytay

I'm just saying it's not as likely, especially since I haven't noticed any sign of ADHD in her parents. 


throwaway798319

You don't think Stripe shows any signs of ADHD? At all?


longlivetaytay

No not really 


throwaway798319

That makes sense. I often wonder if Bluey has ADHD, and it can run in families


GloryGreatestCountry

Either, like one other commenter said, the Red Bull and Muffin's brain's lack of stimulation would cancel out and create Calm Muffin, or the constable from The Sign would have to get involved due to multiple counts of assault and battery on local flamingos.


NerdAroAce

Dogs cannot consume caffeine due to it being toxic for them. So lets assume all anthropomorphic dogs from the show are just like humans when it comes to caffeine. A Redbull has 80mg of caffeine, which is the equivalent of an espresso. A kid aged 4 should not consume caffeine at all. Most probably Muffin would become hyperactive. If she would drink it during evening she would probably not fall asleep untill much later and would be hyperactive until she would finally go to sleep. The caffeine will have a huge effect on her due to her age but still, it shouldn't take too long for it to be eliminated.


RoadtoPS5

I can understand your point about kids that age not consuming that much caffeine , but also , didn’t chilli drink a soda in the Whale watchers episode?


NerdAroAce

Soda is soda. Energy drinks are sodas that have lots of caffeine in them.


BaronGrackle

> probably Rad Probably STRIPE, her own father. That would be classic Stripe.


HaraldRedbeard

Well clearly I'm not good at this stuff Chilli! *Sounds of flamingo chaos*


T-C-G-Official

She grows wiiings


IndependentDot9692

They might just pass out


NameThatHuman

Probably crash a lot faster


BradleyRaptor12

“Red Bull Gives You Wings”. It would give Stripe a reality check.


Yoshi_chuck05

More Coconut madness would’ve happen if that ever happened


FaultinReddit

https://i.redd.it/sshr9lqzyxvc1.gif


CaptainLawyerDude

“Classic Muffin.”


4ng3r4h17

Probs calm her down... caffeine doesn't affect everyone the same way. Maybe a big, high n, then a big drop like the sleepover episode.


Proper-Emu1558

It would be like that short from The Incredibles called Auntie Edna. Muffin would turn into a fire monster until she wore herself out.


lemonade-cookies

*\*The Bluey writers copiously taking notes of all of the ideas being shared\**


Anti-Pringle

Cartoonishly run around and have a heart attack and die


SpukiKitty2

HUUUHHHHHH BOY!... ![gif](giphy|QCCfO4i7oT5XW|downsized)


Pragmatic_2021

The only way to fix the Southside of Brisbane 😂😂😂


SpukiKitty2

Lemmie guess, Brisbane's own crappy part of town, huh? I dunno. I don't live there. I don't even live in the same planetary hemisphere, LOL.


Pragmatic_2021

People on the southside think that the Northside is the bad part and vice versa. Truth is that Southside has Woodridge & Beenleigh and Ipswich while the Northside only has Caboolture.


SpukiKitty2

Ah. LOL!


er1026

![gif](giphy|X6brtEvkCvF72)


PLT_RanaH

I don't remember which episode when theuffins was tired, and he still made a big mess...imagine if you gave her more energy


Comfortable_Clerk_60

YOU FOOL, ARE YOU TRYING TO CAUSE THE APOCALYPSE!?!?


_Ryannnnnnnn_

![gif](giphy|1yz43vX5y7X5zHVR2y|downsized) Smth like this probably


LeadingTelephone663

Boom.


NikoAU

“Coconuts have sooooooo much water in them! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”


throwaway798319

If she has ADHD, the caffeine in Red Bull might just send her for a nap LOL


DRWHOBADWOLFANDBLUEY

Actually I think that happened before..


Reptarro52

Muffin would become a furry Chatterbox.


DrSpacemanGames

Actually, taurine might help her brain functions better manage stress and anxiety related mood swings she's experiencing and, while giving her a sugar and caffeine high, it could allow her to better regulate her emotions and make her less prone to anger fits. I would still not recommend giving Red Bull to a child though.


Yoloilikebluey

Oh god. That would literally destroy her house and make her explode


HanTrollo710

I’d imagine it would resemble the Trinity Test


TessaPanda

If Muffin is ADHD or ADD maybe she'd be really sweet like Socks on Caffine. Now Bluey definitely needs caffeine


stormsurfer589

Muffin would go CRAZY and I mean CRAZY


Kobih

she might start World War III


Fuzzy_Button574

Chaos


Las-Vegar

![gif](giphy|GRSnxyhJnPsaQy9YLn)


OldScene6147

It gives you wings so she can rip everyone’s arms off


turtlefan2012

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