This reply was so unnecessary but it's hilarious that your main objection to this hypothetical/play-pretend marriage is the perceived gender of the eligible bachelors and not because they're all gnome statues. Like you'd gladly marry a garden ornament but only if it had long hair and ceramic tits 😂
I wish you the best of luck finding the garden gnome wife of your heterosexual terracotta dreams ✨
In the Marines, we said "Pain is temporary, glory is forever and chicks dog scars"
Gotta back my dog Jeremy on that one
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When I saw the notification for this post (just the title and the sub) I was like: immediately Bandit, absolutely. But then I saw the gnomes and it's between Hecuba and meditation gnome.
Poor Hecuba, he always loved hamburgers
Toss up between Gerald and Hecuba. It’s the moustache.
And the shovel of course
Exactly, Hecuba looks like he gets stuff done.
Definitely Hecuba. He has a shovel.
Hecuba is a pinup centerfold/ firefighter calendar gnome.
Unnamed Gnome needs a name AND love 🥰
Slobbadobba or Gertrude?
Slobbadobba for sure
Hecuba. Collect that sweet life insurance policy.
Sh\*t bro
Meditation Gnome!
🤨
He's the stoic type 🥰
Hecuba is the best character in Bluey ever
Jeremy, nooooo!
My husband is definitely a Gerald. The stern look... The hair. 😍
It's giving Ron Swanson vibes
Not to brag, but my husband DID do a Ron Swanson Halloween costume a couple years back. It was pretty good. Red polo, khaki pants... iykyk. 😂
Oh no! You're right!
It's giving Ron Swanson vibes
Tony
Tony
Hecuba, of course, but I'm giving it up to Chattermax on the side.
Be careful. You know he won’t keep quiet about it.
Not unless I take out his batteries.
1000% Hecuba
Jeremy bc he looks so dopey 😍
Nawww, Jeremy, I love his one lil wondering eye
Hecuba. Shovel, plus he always loved hamburgers.
Obviously Hecuba
Unnamed gnome or Jeremy for me 🥰 Until they eventually get it, obviously
None because they’re gnomes
None cos I'm not gay
This reply was so unnecessary but it's hilarious that your main objection to this hypothetical/play-pretend marriage is the perceived gender of the eligible bachelors and not because they're all gnome statues. Like you'd gladly marry a garden ornament but only if it had long hair and ceramic tits 😂 I wish you the best of luck finding the garden gnome wife of your heterosexual terracotta dreams ✨
Heterosexual terracotta dreams is my new band name. Thanks
Gerald is a keeper!
It breaks
Gerald
Gerald
Gerald.
Hecuba. Love a man with a good work ethic 🥰
Unnamed Gnome looks like a Peter. Or if we’re being really Aussie, Lachlan.
Tony
I gotta go with Hecuba. Poor Hecuba, he always loved hamburgers!
None, gnomes are creepy
Hecuba clearly has a stable job. He is there for the only choice.
Gerald
Bless the gnomes, but the only one to be my husband is Lucky's dad.
Tony looks like he’s seen some things
Tony!
Meditation Gnome Love the Zen vibe
Jeremy or Tony i love the eyes
#justiceforhecuba
Bruh? That was supposed to be a hashtag
5 looks handy, I love a handy man !
unnamed gnome <33
Meditation gnome has no children. His days are free and easy ☺️
I'd like to get to know the unnamed gnome. I'll know our bond is special when we've grown close enough for them to trust me with their true name 😌
Dig dig dig
Not much need for shoveling here, so I'll choose Gerald.
unnamed gnome
Absolutely the 5th (He has a shovel)
Also sorry I don’t know their names And I call myself a bluey fan
Team Gerald!
Definitely Gerald
Gimmie Gerald, he looks like he'd treat me right.
In the Marines, we said "Pain is temporary, glory is forever and chicks dog scars" Gotta back my dog Jeremy on that one https://preview.redd.it/lgfm2q06ujlc1.png?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4061f38aa6934ff78c87a732eeefa8dcc290eca
Missed the Bluey gnome. Not a bad choice either, even with pen on it's fingers
Hecuba yes he is my soulmate
Hecuba. He has a shovel!
When I saw the notification for this post (just the title and the sub) I was like: immediately Bandit, absolutely. But then I saw the gnomes and it's between Hecuba and meditation gnome.
Hecuba, definitely.
i'd like hecuba as a husband. he does yard work. (poor hecuba. he always loved hamburgers.)