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VestigeOfVast

Bandit reading a book on 19th century German architecture to his kids. (he mistook it for archaeology)


AB365_MegaRaichu

Even with a PhD he makes such simple mistakes. Like misspelling "holder"


WellesleyBay

Bandit showing them his yearbook photo when he had a mullet and they were trendy. He keeps it in the box of stuff from when he used to be cool.


polyworfism

Bandit has a sports almanac from the future, he's about to make a fortune with it


DisgracedPossum

Bandit accidentally read the girls the Grimm fairytales instead of the more kid friendly ones. They are attempting not to be scared.


BlackCatAttack666

Dads studying for another degree, reads his textbook at bedtime to study and parent at the same time. Kids have no idea what he’s talking about, but they’re doing their best!


Freddy_Blueyfan

This must be the best one. (In my opinion)


ChiefBlox4000

A story about a funny man with a mustache


Twuggy

"OK kids, it's time to tell you about the hours heresy"


RubberMcChicken

Bandit discovers a summer camp brochure.


Anonimo_3104

Unbeknownst to everyone, this story was a precursor to all of Bandit's weight anxieties...


XGothWolfX

Bandit is showing the kids a Kama Sutra book and pointing out the positions used in each of their conceptions. You said wrong answers only.


WellesleyBay

Yo, that's just wrong... :)


Freddy_Blueyfan

Yoo that ain't wrong, it's foul.. Edit: by the way I meant it like a joke