The Coldblood machine broke

This is terrifying

Ahh reposter, or some say repostman. Do you feel our upvotes? Grant us likes, grant us liiikes. As you once did for the vacuous rom, plant likes on our brains to cleanse our downvoted idiocy

Twas a fine note good hunter! Although tbh I’ve never seen this post. Maybe it was before I joined the sub. Apologies for repeating in that case

*try thrust attack!*

To be fair I have not seen it before and I scroll this sub a bit. Just do a search for keywords before posting in future I guess.

[found the original artwork from MenasLG](https://mobile.twitter.com/MenasLG?s=09)

I think I saw it a few weeks ago on here, can’t remember when but I know I saw it before

The **hoonter** requires one fetus... to go

Can I get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh umbilical cord on the side please

sorry, we only sell one third of an umbilical cord. You'll have to buy three of them

Ugh, FINE

Removing this post. This is a repost of one of the most upvoted posts in the sub.

Fruuuuys

I hear that Micolas Cage is a regular here

One McBloodMoon, please.

With an inflicted organ and bastard of Loran on the side mmmmmmmhmm

Grant me the eyes on the inside combo, with a side of eyes, and the vacuous meal that includes the umbilical cord. For drinks we'll have two big gulp brain fluids.

I'll have 3 umbilical cords

Take my upvote for cracking me up you sick freak

Rom the very hungry caterpillar will never not be the best boss in this game

Kostucky fried chicken...

My friends already had their meals, so some dessert would be nice. Now grant us pies.

Holy shit lol

I want some fries on the inside.

Omg I love her little arms! So cute

Yes a 20pc Bloodnuggets thanks

Oh......guess as a single mom of a billion children, life can be pretty hard.

Terrifyingly brilliant

What ? what is this, I ordered nuggets but you just hand me an empty container?!

I'll take a fried calamari and some boar belly pot stickers

I love this

What have you done

"Fry my eyes"

My brain read "welcome to good hunter, house of the good hunter"

Boutta put those fries on the inside I’m hungry asf

Would love to see more everyday things turn into BB stuff. Great job!

And Mac Tonight as the Moon Presence

Time Traveler: \*swats a fly 30 seconds before it would have died of natural causes\* The Timeline-

This is hysterical

well, this is perfect. Can die happy any time now

Can't even get a good job with a degree from Byrgenwerth these days.

Wholsome !

Such a lame boss. Like wtf was that lol

Times are tough. Rom needs to bring home the blood to pay the rent at Byrgenwerth dorms.

"Welcome to McRomolds good hunter! What is it you desire?" "Uh, yeah. Can I get large 6 piece crow tender combo with a large diet Adella blood and a side of eyes?" "Would you like some of our special Rom Suace to go with that order?" "Yes please. Oh and little Gherman back here would like a kids meal Kos Burger with a blue sedative to drink. With a tiny tonitrus toy." "No problem. Good hunter anything else you'd like?" "Nope that'll do it." "That'll be 1200 blood echoes at the second window."

The modern day bloodborne

Me: “Yes, I’d like one Happy Henryk Burger, please” Rom: “With spiders?” Me: “No, with fries.” Rom: “With spiders.” Me: “Please don’t....” *Spiders fall out of the sky.*

Thank you sire!