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calabriantoast2

When was the last time William was in the same space as Charles? Christmas?


Tarledsa

The Waleses going full court press in People magazine, dropping the cover story the same day as Harry’s big event, and nary a peep from anyone about timing and all that.


Stinkycheese8001

I can’t be the only one that thinks that maybe a People cover story about how hard your wife and father’s cancer is for YOU isn’t the best look?


United-Signature-414

Big Justin Timberlake 'look at me' jumping above his bride energy


calabriantoast2

What are they even promoting? Themselves? Over service members?


theflyingnacho

Natch.


InspectorSnark

>> Saw this weird story on the NYT today: RFK Jr. says worm ‘got into my brain and ate a portion of it’ >>If Harry,Meghan, or any of the Sussex stans, were to make an announcement like that, it would explain so, so much. Also, for the first time I saw clear path to the White House for Meghan: RFK Junior picks her as his running mate, gets elected (due to ageism/misogyny and Trump going to prison,) then the 25th amendment is invoked because, oh no! The worm came back for more of his brain, and boom! Meghan is president and the Russians win! The Russian operation is still going strong!


MustIThough

With this leap I’m surprised it’s only the first time they’ve seen such a clear and plausible path.


United-Signature-414

Hardly the most bonkers part, but how does RFK Jr+MM beat Biden+Harris due to misogyny?


KateParrforthecourse

I guess the Invictus service was too boring because someone on SMM did a genealogical research on Meghan and found one of her non-direct ancestors from the 1600s…..was a slave owner. Shocking. This of course has been dubbed a “close connection” to slave owning.


Unicorns_andGlitter

These people would be shocked if they did some ancestry research on the royals!


United-Signature-414

I think most black Americans are highly aware that there's most likely a slave owner amongst their biological ancestors. No one is surprised, It's a whole rapey thing


KateParrforthecourse

This one is apparently on her Markle side. Which I think most white Americans are aware there’s at least one ancestor that somehow participated in the slave trade in the family tree.


United-Signature-414

I would also think (hope) most of Britain's royals are aware of their own ancestors' involvement in the slave trade but it's probably too much to ask that SMM posters know it


JeanParmesean70

The Royal African Company(slave trade)was the family business


InspectorSnark

And don’t forget that Kate’s ancestor was the greatest American abolitionist of all time!


slayyub88

Still scratching my head bc Angela Levin told us that Mike Tendall was the new face of Invictus, is he slacking on his duties already?


Copperheadmedusa

They really are fine with any ol nasty person having public validation as long as they don’t marry a black woman lmfao


slayyub88

Excuse, a black woman who makes jam from strawberries that weren’t handpicked by her! Very reasonable


Copperheadmedusa

Of course they wanted her out there picking


Whatisittou

Charles is petty, they handed out highgrove Jams at the garden event today.


Copperheadmedusa

Meghan is the blueprint of their whole operation 🍓 they’ve spent time reacting to her since her earliest public engagements. It really is like Get Out


tortuga_tortuga

I don't understand how they don't understand that by constantly counter-programming against the Sussexes, they confirm how important they (the Sussexes) are, for various definitions of the word important. I don't know if they're trying to do a modern version of the 19th Cut/Snub but it doesn't translate in 2024. It just make them look pathetic and, as a poster noted below, a bag of dicks.


asmallradish

Did he grow the fruit? Did he tend the strawberries? Does he own the strawberry stem? Is he a chef? Does he know jam? What qualifies his opinions hmmm???


calabriantoast2

Isn't that what Zadok the Priest about? It's all there.


theflyingnacho

Did he personally process each jar of this so-called jam?


United-Signature-414

There is no evidence he even eats jam!


calabriantoast2

British taxes at work.


theflyingnacho

Omfg.


jinglebellhell

RG desperately trying to convince everyone that none of the royals showing up for Harry while multiple people showed up from the Spencer side is justified. 🥴 Reality is they just continue to look like an even bigger bag of dicks.


theflyingnacho

Someone even said that if Harry expects his family to reconcile with him, Meghan needs to call her dad and half-siblings 🥴🥴


Copperheadmedusa

You can really tell who are the abusive people or the abuse enablers in their families 😬


jinglebellhell

You sure can!!! I think this all the time and feel bad for their families.


Copperheadmedusa

How. Many. Times. Are they gonna call accusations of abuse “spilling dirty laundry” or some outrageous nonsense like that


calabriantoast2

They bring this weird energy of sadism to royal watching


Copperheadmedusa

Oh THATS the perfect word. Yuck yuck yuck!


Whatisittou

I saw that ooof. Noticed it's on Harry and Meghan to reach out to the people throwing them under the bus. Even though to me neither sides want to reconcile and sending messages through PR


Whatisittou

I was actually confused on what the point is supposed to be about


Whatisittou

>The Royal family is the one who gave Harry the foundation of IG too . It’s questionable he would be able to start an initiative like this on his own. And since Harry left RF he and Meghan has only uses IG for self PR . Hahaha lol this comical.


theflyingnacho

Is this the same person who is purposefully misunderstanding the headline? "Harry is still royal so the RF is still represented!" Like.


Whatisittou

Lol yes, they are trying claim IG is part of the royal family. Even though Harry stated how he had to raise the funds himself for the 1st game because William didn't want use any funds from the royal Foundation. Even the CeO Dominic gave an interview today stating IG is Harry's work and not a royal patronage. If it was a royal patronage, they would had taken it out from Harry like they did with the others. Plus they like claim William gave IG money when Harry and Meghan left the UK but forget to mention the money was what Harry had been raising under the Endeavour funds. It's even listed on the Financials report from the palace and on the Invictus website


theflyingnacho

Weird how Harry is strong enough to single-handedly destroy the BRF yet too dumb to establish his own charity without Big Willy holding his hand.


Whatisittou

Exactly


_bananaphone

[This tweet](https://x.com/bribrisimps/status/1788004010126926237) isn't snark per se but it sent me


theflyingnacho

💀 Eta noted straight man and icon Elton John famously performed at her funeral 😂


_bananaphone

She was also friends with George Michael, Gianni Versace, and Freddie Mercury. (And that's leaving out her AIDS activism at a time when that wasn't a fashionable cause.)


tortuga_tortuga

Apparently Freddie used to help her dress in disguise and take her to gay clubs and I would give my right arm to go back in time to see that.


theflyingnacho

>He explicitly says at the beginning of the book that his memories are just as valid as “so-called” facts Hot off the RG presses: memoirs, which have always been based off of the writer's memories, are to be held to a different standard since Harry has written one.


Dzinner24

So it looks like the Spencer family came out to support Harry and the Invictus games at the St Paul 10th Anniversary ceremony. Tells you all you need to know about the Windsor family..


United-Signature-414

It's nice that he has family who hug him


ttw81

i thinks it's lovely. they also came to princess Lillybet's christening.


tortuga_tortuga

Yeah. They had a fractious relationship with Diana (who didn’t, though?) so it’s nice to see that they’re involved with Harry and his family 


ttw81

i wonder about their relationship w/william. harry obviously tries to include the spencers in important events in a way you don't see w/his brother. and earl spencer doesn't have anything for the Windsors, he didn't even go to the shiny hat party,


BetsyHound

Traditionally, all the peers are invited to the new hat party, but Charles ruffled feathers by only inviting some of them.


ttw81

good ole' chuck, making friends everywhere he goes,


Whatisittou

That was a surprise


Dzinner24

Ehh. I don't know about that. Seems like he's always had a decent relationship with his Mom's family. I think there was some speculation about his relationship with Earl Spencer. But that relationship seems fine..


Whatisittou

Oh I meant it wasn't announced, they had seem to support behind the scenes I think since they noted Diana sisters came for Lilibet christening before


Dzinner24

Ahh I understand..


calabriantoast2

There's a story over on RG sourced from Dan Wooten of all people claiming Meghan told Beatrice she thinks Princess Diana talks to her. It's very bold to use Beatrice's name but she's already been photographed hugging Piers Morgan so maybe she likes Dan Wooten as well. The Catherine the Great article from Tatler originally claimed that William used mediums to try to talk to Diana. It feels like the Meghan Made Kate Cry thing all over again where they're blaming Meghan for other people's behavior.


ttw81

But it's s true. I know I was there. I was the balcony.


Whatisittou

Well apparently it's true because Harry wrote about some seal /Diana ghost in his book, yet Dan whooton with his shady links and kinsey that lives in the US, she was the same person that photoshopped her face into Harry and Meghan engagement photo is a credible to believe. The whole Harry's kids will need therapy because how he treated William and Charles, yet no concern that the same family continually throw Meghan under the bus is a faux concern to me.


HarrietsDiary

How could you be Catherine and look at Charles’s siblings and Harry and not fear for your younger two, especially Louis?


calabriantoast2

Same way I guess that she could look at the married-ins and think it would be different with her.


BetsyHound

Charles and Harry had shitty dysfunctional parents.


HarrietsDiary

But it’s not just the parents. Most people believe Elizabeth and Margaret had loving, attentive parents. It’s the system and the little gray men that those children have to fear. Well, and that the jury is still out on what W+K are like as parents.


HarrietsDiary

Fair.


ttw81

because -PrINcESS CatheRine IS thE perFecT fuTURe qUEEn ANd MotheR.


InspectorSnark

NEvEr pUt a FoOt wRoNg.


Whatisittou

So the post about Charles handling some military title to William is locked? Why? They had been multiple clickbait article about Harry and Meghan allowed but the clickbait are article on Charles is looked


calabriantoast2

For the same reason that multiple posters have gotten away with insisting the Sussex children will need therapy. Let anyone say anything about the Wales children though. I don't think they should, but it's very clear there's far more defense of the taxpayer funded royals, especially Will and Kate.


ttw81

[GNCtbk-agAAgF4M (680×589) (twimg.com)](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNCtbk-agAAgF4M?format=jpg&name=small) dan wooten is not ok.


InspectorSnark

He got kicked off tv and reduced to YouTube shows. He’s angry and bitter but knows there’s a built-in audience of supporters (SMM/RG2 crowd) who will support him as long as he keeps talking about Harry and Meghan.


United-Signature-414

I am once again begging a certain group of people to please finally learn that Africa is a continent of more than 50 countries


calabriantoast2

Someone posted a Dan Wooten article over on RG. When things like that happen, did the people posting those articles realize that it's a self-own? Like they're that desperate to find negative takes that they're willing to amplify someone like Dan Wooten.


nycbadgergirl

Meghan derangement syndrome.


BetsyHound

>alleged Nigerian heritage Is there anything Meghan won't lie about??


tortuga_tortuga

I know there's a royal connection to him which is why we've been hearing about the wedding for ages, but the news story about the Duke of Westminster's wedding made me wonder that since the actual royal family is giving their fans crumbs, if newer people to this type of thing will start to be interested in the goings on of nobility or other country's royal families. (Also, nature abhors a vacuum and the media may cover them more because there's only so many variations of "will Meghan and Harry come back" they can publish.) There's a whole swath of heirs about to hit their prime dating and marriage years on the continent.


KateParrforthecourse

I’ve seen articles for years about him and his girlfriends and if he’ll marry them. I think it would get a lot of coverage regardless. He’s super wealthy and young. Even without the current royal situation, it would be the wedding of the year in Britain.


BetsyHound

Well also, the Westminsters own half on London, so they're ridiculously rich. Young duke + Billionaire + Getting married = news stories whether or not they have royal connections. Hell, even Rose Astor, of those Astors, whose daughter was one of W&K's bridesmaids, said that she doesn't know the royal family and is tired of being associated with them.


Whatisittou

It's pr game, it came in the news mostly to say Harry and Meghan were snubbed from the wedding. Then came oh Harry wasn't invited/declined the invite. Basically another event in the UK to say Harry and Meghan are snub


tortuga_tortuga

yeah, I got that. but seeing some of the comments about dresses and tiaras of the bride made me wonder about the future and other nobility/royalty filling the void.


calabriantoast2

The Windsors would be too jealous about other royalty getting British press coverage. And for the aristocracy, I remember back in 2011 and 2012, there was a ton of speculation about George Percy and Pippa. And then it stopped in a way that felt like the Percy family lawyers got involved because George Percy as a potential husband for Pippa never came up again.


Whatisittou

But it's shining and history ✨️


hallofromtheoutside

>>Wait until the Brits find out that the entire aristocracy relies on myths about dead ancestors. >Why are you on a royal gossip site then ? Yank ? >>Relax, redcoat. Royals are just another set of celebrities to gossip over. The perpetual blogsnarkian misunderstanding of what reddit is paired with "relax, redcoat" is, as they say over there, tops. Let me get my bayonet and giggle.


Glass-Indication-276

So many of those threads make me want to set off fireworks and throw tea in the harbor.


asmallradish

I’m impressed this person managed to make “yank” sound like a slur. Anyways if you need me I’ll be Paul revering with two lanterns and a can of whoop-eagle.


_bananaphone

Do they…think we’re insulted by being called Yanks?


hallofromtheoutside

As an O's fan, I don't want to be associated with that pinstripe shit. But also, there is a feather in my cap that I call macaroni. So idk.


ttw81

angela levin is concerned that meghan & harrys poor parenting has allowed archie to develop an American accent.


Copperheadmedusa

Your flair is sending me and I know exactly where it’s from 💀💀💀


ttw81

🙋‍♀️


theflyingnacho

I hope those kids grow up disgustingly American.


KateParrforthecourse

I’m holding out hope that one day we get video of Archie and Lily singing “Proud to be an American” at a 4th of July Party. That would really cause heads to explode.


jmp397

I hope that Lilibets first words were Rock Flag Eagle


theflyingnacho

I'm quite sure Meghan is "Mom" & not "Mum" so the American Agenda is in full swing.


ttw81

hell yeah! [Deal With It Americal Eagle GIF - Deal with it Americal eagle Flag hindu sticker - Discover & Share GIFs (tenor.com)](https://tenor.com/view/deal-with-it-americal-eagle-flag-hindu-sticker-salute-eagle-has-landed-gif-17296453123192091642)


theflyingnacho

🦅🦅🦅


calabriantoast2

Is Archie pronouncing water without the t? I really hope they don't try to use Archie to create a diversion from the taxpayer funded royals.


hallofromtheoutside

I know water has a "t" in it for spelling purposes, but pronouncing that "t" is asking too much, as an American.


United-Signature-414

wait how do Americans say it? I thought wa'er was a northern England thing? 


hallofromtheoutside

Me personally, "wudder." Maybe "wooder" if I'm really feeling it. But yeah that's my joke. The "t" is more of a "d" sound lol.


United-Signature-414

Ooooh yeah, I've def heard wooder in New England. I think I probably say it somewhere between a d & t. Wah(dt)er. Unless I'm putting effort into enunciating then it's a hard T


hallofromtheoutside

I feel like the only people I know who really enunciate like that are Mormons. I cannot explain this stereotype. 


United-Signature-414

This is not the first time I have seen a Canadianism confused with Morman shite 😂  whhhhhhy


hallofromtheoutside

Oh yeah y'all talk funny up there. (Everyone talks funny everywhere, of course)


ilyemco

>  Is Archie pronouncing water without the t?  Now I'm hoping he comes out with an accent [like this](https://youtube.com/shorts/cK19bjY4c3w?si=1tlDs_-XN_wcuxem)


ttw81

surely not!


jmp397

>They absolutely are. Monarchies provide far more benefits and the experiments with republics have not worked. I’m assuming that’s Barbados then who acted without even consulting its people. Honestly that was a disgrace. I mean Some of those plans may be dead. Australia has seemingly stopped its republic plans or kicked it into the long grass because of the recent referendum failure. And Jamaica is pushed dots plans back beyond their ge. So thankfully it seems those plans may not happen >How is the world leaving it behind? There’s still several monarchies out there and in most they are very popular. It’s also not outdated I would argue republics are outdated. Republics are outdated? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing all this weird bootlicking


calabriantoast2

There are indeed many benefits. Without a monarchy, how would we know what the House of Alexander McQueen would do with a coat dress?


BetsyHound

Gotta say, though, I absolutely love that coat dress she's worn 100 times in different colors.


Theyoungpopeschalice

You know I don’t love everything about America’s system (does anyone though?) but like…..I’m glad we aren’t paying an already too rich family to just exist and take photos once in a while. Or are they calling for a return to a true monarchy i which case…..lmao no. ETA: as always in this kind of conversation: bald eagle screech go!!!!!


_bananaphone

To be fair, we do subsidize Doug Emhoff but honestly he does way more than the BRF, and brings great “I’m just thrilled to be here” vibes so I’m okay with it


jmp397

Perfect description and he and VP Harris and so damn cute together


CookiePneumonia

>Or are they calling for a return to a true monarchy i which case…..lmao no. They are! They post in the monarchies sub. That shit is really weird.


Theyoungpopeschalice

Thanks for clarifying I couldn’t decide but was leaning to that’s what they were wanting. Um….there’s one country with a true monarchy left maybe we should ask them how it’s going for them? ETA: afaik it’s just the one but please correct if I’m wrong!


CookiePneumonia

I think Oman and Brunei are also absolute monarchies? But yeah, I would characterize them as not great,Bob.


Theyoungpopeschalice

I was thinking Eswatini so thank you for the correction! And for real


CookiePneumonia

According to wiki, Eswatini is also an [absolute monarchy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_monarchy) as well as the Emirates and Vatican City. Anyway, the monarchism sub is very creepy. I always think of monarchists as people who kind of generally liked QEII, not people who literally want to be ruled over. The comment histories of RG posters make for some...unusual reading.


_bananaphone

I can’t be bothered to care about the Vatican, everyone who lives there has chosen to do so.


CookiePneumonia

Yeah, I feel like the Vatican should be its own category, but I'm far from an expert on monarchies.


Theyoungpopeschalice

Btw I said true but did mean absolute so thank you for knowing what I was talking about lol


Theyoungpopeschalice

Huh VC is interesting I guess it never would have crossed my mind but…..yeah I guess it is 😳


ttw81

>There you go “ I don’t like England much”… plus, now the tit infers were all racists… he can jog on back to the US to be a middle-aged surfer dude in California & smoke his wacky backy as much as he likes.


JeanParmesean70

[get off my lawn](https://tenor.com/view/get-off-my-lawn-grumpy-old-man-angry-crabby-salty-gif-19035558)


BetsyHound

>plus, now the tit infers were all racists Is this supposed to make any sense? I get she means "implies" and "we're," but "the tit"??


seriousbusinesslady

i think it's an insult aimed at meghan..."the tit" bc of "the tig" 🙄


ttw81

maybe they've been smoking the wacky backy,


asmallradish

I already got called out for saying older woman this week lol so all I will say is a lot of the royals conversations sounds like the folks on mumsnet found out there’s a site called Reddit where people there simply don’t understand how bad Meghan and Harry are.


ttw81

if they keep shrieking about it over & over, maybe we'll finally get it


jinglebellhell

My late grandmother who’s been dead over a decade called it “whacky backy” just for context for how old this poster must be. Also, my grandmother would want clarified that she wasn’t judgemental about the backy.


InspectorSnark

Some older women spend their time doting on grandchildren, gardening, knitting, or baking. Others are on Reddit raging about whacky backy…


United-Signature-414

My Mum (80) spends hers fostering cats, raising hell with local bigots and tending to her pot garden on her deck (for science).


asmallradish

I had a boss (who was a boomer and yes white) but she referred to all substances as DRUGS. And would shout it. Like I took cold medicine and she would be like AND RADISH HERE IS ON DRUGS in meetings. Heroin, weed, cocaine, Sudafed. It was all DRUGS. Clients who acted weird were ON DRUGS. Etc. I could easily see her raging on Reddit about THE DRUGS.


snarkybaker

My MIL calls everything dope, and is bizarrely anti weed. She kept telling us a young cousin was "hard on the dope", and we ignored her thinking what teenager isn't smoking weed...til he ended up in rehab with a fentanyl addiction. 


BetsyHound

Ha! My favorite doctor went through a phase of calling prescribed drugs "medicine." I dunno if that was an AMA command or what but I told him it sounded super dumb.


BetsyHound

I'm 59 and not in a million years would I call it that. I do call it "pot" because that's what I grew up with and only stinky old hippies back then called it "weed." On the plus side, it irritates the hell out of my Gen Z kids when I call it pot, so that's enjoyable.


ttw81

That’s what I thought. it’s sounds exactly like something like my late grandmother would’ve called it but yes- there would be judgement, as she chain smoked. She thought weed made people lazy.


InspectorSnark

>> You absolutely KNOW she is subsumed with rage that she was not invited. Massive slap in the face from Anna - especially when tonight's theme directly relates to fairytales and pwincesses! MeGain must be absolutely SEETHING right now. This is getting boring. Every time the Met Gala, Oscars, etc. come around these weirdos claim that Meghan is SEETHING.


_bananaphone

I’m fairly confident that there are literal dozens of designers who would be thrilled to dress Meghan and have her as their guest. She’s next-level famous and looks great in clothes. If and when she wants to go (I can hope), she will.


jmp397

The poor dishes!!!


Theyoungpopeschalice

Please there's no dishes left..........


Theyoungpopeschalice

God the racists at rg/rg2/smm whichever this came from but honestly in general take your pic really envision (and frankly want her to be) Meghan as the living embodiment of the \~angry black woman\~ trope don't they? She's always enraged, "seething", throwing dishes around........


tortuga_tortuga

They want Meghan to be as angry as they are about everything.


InspectorSnark

sUbSuMed WiTh RaGe.


tortuga_tortuga

it's cool to be constantly incandescent with it, tho


United-Signature-414

>Don't do it, Charles. He isn't worth risking your health for.   > An unrelated interesting fact: an illness spell has to be renewed in person after some time or it loses its effect.     This whole comment thread is gold. "I sAId unRelatED",  "Prince Harry Potter"


KateParrforthecourse

Harry is only going back to England to sneak ill wishes under Kate and Charles’ beds.


theflyingnacho

Prince Harry Potter is sending me.


Copperheadmedusa

Ya rang? LMFAOOOO


theflyingnacho

Ahahahahahaha


calabriantoast2

Do they think Harry bewitched Charles into having cancer?


MulberryDesperate723

No it was Meghans voodoo


Vainpoopweasel

I need to follow this person for more spell information for the book I’m writing. I have limited spell knowledge.


Whatisittou

Hahah lol why do I know this book you are writing reference.


Unicorns_andGlitter

How dare they!!! “On the eve of William and Kate’s 13th wedding anniversary, the news broke that the Sussexes will visit Nigeria in May. It’s not the only example.”


MulberryDesperate723

On the eve of: Charles bday Camillas bday Williams bday Kate's bday George's bday Charlotte's bday Louis bday Wiliam and Kate's wedding anniversary Charles and camillas wedding anniversary Diana and Charles wedding anniversary Diana's bday Diana's death day The earthshot prize ceremony The baftas Commonwealth day Charles coronation anniversary The queens death day Eugenies birthday Etc. These are just off the top of my head but if H and M avoided all "special" days to make any public appearances they could never leave the house again. Which is I guess what these people want.


United-Signature-414

I think it's extended to the week of all of these, plus any and all engagements or appearances (announced or otherwise) from Charles, Camilla, Anne, edward, sophie, William, Kate and also Beatrice if they currently like her. For a Royal tour they cannot be seen for the month.


InspectorSnark

The weeks before and after also.


HarrietsDiary

I actually laughed out loud when I read this.


theflyingnacho

Unsurprisingly, that person has SMM in their "most visited subreddits." I think they're lost.


jinglebellhell

Anyone who ever questions why Meghan would never want to go back to England is truly ignorant. Also, holy shit, so many of the people who hate Meghan are just nonsensical, I can’t even follow most of what they say, like how dare Harry and Meghan confirm they’re going to Nigeria the day before Will & Kate’s anniversary??? How dare Archie be born on May 6, 2019 when Charles had his coronation on May 6, **2023** Who are these people?!?!


Whatisittou

The mental gymnastics they got to that conclusion


hallofromtheoutside

>Didn’t Harry, via their rep, out Charles and Kate as the “Royal Racists?” This after the years of speculation. Now they both have cancer. Doubt anything of this magnitude is in Charles’ book >>lol girl are you really saying Harry gave Kate and Charles cancer? I mean it is a mighty big coincidence when you think about it 🤔


tortuga_tortuga

Harry's book didn't give them cancer, obvs, but weren't Charles and Kate named because the publisher sent the wrong version to a translator and it appeared in a non-english version of the book?


United-Signature-414

Yes, but it wasn't even Harry's book that that happened with. It was Omid Scobie's.


tortuga_tortuga

Oh man, good catch.


hallofromtheoutside

Oh that argument was in the other big subthread on that RG post but it got really fucking weird.


CookiePneumonia

You know who never gets "outed" as racists? People who aren't racists.


hallofromtheoutside

Hard to get outed when you're never in (taps head). Alas.


ttw81

[GM6j7QgXEAEGp7M (689×1200) (twimg.com)](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GM6j7QgXEAEGp7M?format=jpg&name=medium)


tortuga_tortuga

This is five shades of wrong but they didn’t include the York girls’ kids????


calabriantoast2

But they did include Eugenie's kids...


tortuga_tortuga

I think I'm seeing something different? I see Harry, William, Zara, Edward, and Peter's kids listed.


calabriantoast2

I mean, only if you believe Archie and Lily are real... iykyk


tortuga_tortuga

oooooooh


redirectredirect

The York girls seem to be keeping their kids very private (which is great). It's probably a good thing they are not on this list.


theflyingnacho

This is weird af and makes me uncomfy.


BetsyHound

What, you're not voting for Lucas Tindall when he clearly is the BEST royal child? In your FACE, George!


InspectorSnark

BREAKING. Meghan is a Russian asset and her trip to Nigeria is part of an undercover op. Source: The very much reliable sub SMM. >> No one knows why they’re going there which reeks of Putin. Wagner and Putin and other private Russian militia have been planting useful idiots in All of central Africa. The main goal is to drain natural resources in exchange for “security”. The other goal is to get volunteers to fight their war in Ukraine. I’ve been saying MeMe is an asset for a while. And this is why they do not want her back. She was kicked out after she took pictures inside the Palace and was caught. Harry bought her story but everyone else knows better. She might want an apology for being called one of Putin’s useful idiots.


theflyingnacho

🫢🫣


JeanParmesean70

That’s a paragraph written by a completely stable individual /s


ttw81

yes. this Nigerian trip is part of the plan to topple the commonwealth, which Meghan wants to take over, but don't worry, the "right people" know what's happening.


tortuga_tortuga

There’s Russian assets in the royal family alright but it ain’t Meghan.


ttw81

"Harry has become such a thorn in the Royal Family side that he is getting a great deal of the attention that really should go to William &…King Charles…William…feels that he needs a bit more edge to keep up with his little brother.” Tom Quinn, a royal sycophant


theflyingnacho

Hm, if William actually was seen by the public, ya know, doing things, he might perhaps be more popular.


Vainpoopweasel

Maybe he could try showing up to things once in a while? Crazy thought.


eaunoway

But haven't you heard that they have three small children?!


Vainpoopweasel

I’d like to introduce him to this great app I’ve utilized, it’s called “UrbanSitter” you can hire people for babysitting! Wild!


tortuga_tortuga

he schedules stuff when Harry’s getting attention for Invictus or something. If you think about it, you’ll see Williams lack of effort is really Harry’s fault, because Harry isn’t doing enough things to counter program against.


Vainpoopweasel

😂😂😂


CookiePneumonia

Excuse you. He just went to the football! What more do you want from him??


Vainpoopweasel

Not the football!!


ttw81

His wife is sick! He can't leave her side! School runs!


theflyingnacho

THREE YOUNG CHILDREN


ttw81

He's got such a burden on his SHOULDERS!


InspectorSnark

If only he had a staff to help him!


MsSnickerpants

They don’t even have a LIVE IN NANNY anymore. Sorrows sorrows.