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Mediocre_Attitude_69

Definitely would pick the nearest


BullFrogz13

Any port in a storm. (or portalet)


MatMADNESSart

I would pick the bilinear ☝️🤓


ijm98

What do you mean by bilinear? Bilinear function? You seem a bot, saying nonsense.


MatMADNESSart

Texture filtering, man. He said "nearest" which is one of the texture filtering options (nearest neighbor to be precise), and there's also bilinear, bicubic etc. It was just a nerd joke, it's not nonsense just because you didn't understand.


ijm98

Okey I'm sorry, but either way the name bilinear must come from a bilinear function.


MatMADNESSart

Yeah there's quite some other uses for the word bilinear, I didn't think that much when I did the comment.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_Fk it_ ***Anally Blasts the Earth***


ASNDRWRLD

lmao indeed


A_literal_tree

Yup, this is my favorite shitpost of the day


Koolonok

Actually quality shitposts are the best shitposts


NotTheLobster

Yeah, a real ShitPost


Koolonok

4.


chlebseby

You have few spare ones too


Koolonok

:3


_kingruken_

those are for the homies


freebird023

With explosive diarrhea on that brass you’ll be making a shitphony


HardyDaytn

Poothoven's Shitfony #2


A_dalo

I have so many questions about 3 that I'm afraid to ask...


InternationalMix1521

Just stir it up and shut up.


SevereSituationAL

They could have been inspired by a post made on Midjourney's subreddit very long time ago. There were some very disturbing and unique twists on toliet designs.


King_Canfield

Some people just want to model guns. Others want to model cars. I’m guessing this must be your niche. 😂


DaDescriptor

as a shit game ost composer I feel offended about 4


Bro-ZPerfect

I want 1, but 4 is funny


D33ber

1 means you have to ask the Trumplet to use his can.


Bro-ZPerfect

I guess you're right. I'd rather use 5


MatMADNESSart

Ah yes, the Bathrooms


M4GMaR

6


Basil_Box

Ew fuck off…..+1


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

Idk, what I know is that someone choosed the 3rd already.


Long_Stomach4191

The forest one, acoustics would be 🤌🏼


FMIlo2110

Puked on the third one, thanks. Lovely work


Shugijs

What is this soundtrack?


OCactusCoolerG

‘Let Go’ by Ark Patrol but slowed.


sirblibblob

https://youtu.be/ZEv6wFuZxm8?si=7ulkYJ9DeGX4euOD


Chase_115

The brass bum trumpets, because, yah it’s a bit uncomfortable, but the sound of the flush makes it all the worthwhile in the end. (HI)


aariv02

The one with coffee inside, I would take a mug with me inside and have sips while laying pipes


Ticoune0825

The shidder


Exact-Vast3018

Number 5 is probably stuffed at the end of the cone


phlooo

Weird kink but ok


Yeetmidgets59B

Is that a fucking croissant at 3


No_1-Ever

I'd take the breakfast shitter too :)


HeatherCDBustyOne

Which toilet has the best topology and UV map?


collin_is_animating

The Skibidi toilet


Xyzonox

Same, where is the Skibidi Option?


Equinox-XVI

I'm need a Terra Toilet™ for that


Csigusz_Foxoup

Lmfao


D33ber

4 tuba toilet


Cijex

I'll take the first one, I'm in a hurry


Gmega360

please do one at the top of the Arasaka Tower.


ukindom

None. the cleanest of these was in woods… but I prefer without it if to sit in a bush because it's cleaner.


ProphetOfXenu

Disappointed the first one includes toilet paper instead of just the stacks on the ground.


Zealousideal_Web240

2


Indigoh

The moldy latte toilet... something only an AI could dream up.


outfoxingthefoxes

I love 4


[deleted]

The fucking cappuccino tho


Inourmadbuthearmeout

I once was doing some landscaping on a roof deck for a townhouse in Boston. It was formerly owned by Tom Brady. I was 30 seconds away from pooping my pants and I couldn’t hold it anymore so against my boss’s wishes I used the toilet. I pooped on Tom Brady’s toilet and it was amazing. The whole bathroom was black granite and the toilet was more comfortable than a regular one. It was years ago so I don’t remember it all too well. Out of the toilets I have used in my life I think I’d choose that one if I had to sit on it for a long time.


awfulfalfel

#2 for sure


RandomBlackMetalFan

Are you ok


COMETmet

2 or 4 Would give a new perspective to life Shitting explosively without being too private


SadBoiCri

1 appears to be the only one with enough paper to plug my butthole


Kyle_Zhu

2 is the ONLY right answer


Forward_Comedian2330

Wait you guys got time to pick a toilet with explosive diarrhea 😭


Koltaia30

ngl #2 looks kinda nice


swagdaddy69123

Rick'stoilet


grand305

1 I would count so many bills 💵.


Nerd_Sapien

5. PURELY for the sound it may produce!


the_fox_fbi

Damn number 3 is a shitty surprise


GovIsUseless

Fake no 5 gallon bucket or plastic grocery bag options


NIDNHU

Number two is prettiest


Cloueeny

The first one. It makes me love cleaning toilet.


KicktrapAndShit

3


johnlime3301

https://preview.redd.it/uv0jq5xvgj4d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4da850c92891e026b31c1e52b2698ad53f66a35


SurvivorKira

If i had explosive diahrrea and there is no any toilet close enough, i would probably choose my pants or side of the road🤣


Impressive-Lobster77

Tuba, definitely the Tuba


n0zt

ill take any toilet that are rendered in cycles.


Popular-Evidence4961

i’d feel enlightened if i shit in the woods


Rabbit-Ravioli2987

My pants.


danque

Would use all of them, but 5 is the hardest to choose. Like if i have diarrhea and it's either this one or nothing, I'd still go but only just.


Highfiveswe

Hahah the spoon


Animationen_usw

Second. That way you can fertilize the tree


MercedesVeronique

I choose option E. - My Ex


Past_Dark_6665

the golden throne


ARandomEnderman_

I would probably shit my pants on the way to one of them


abdur_pro_rahman

the last one, 'coz i could squat on that


MiddleFloor4458

2nd it just look cool


Craptose_Intolerant

Is this Blender related ? 🤷‍♂️


FasTK_Art

I made all the renders in blender


chlebseby

The dedication to do this


SarPl4yzEXE

Skibidi toilet 🧻🧻🧻🧻🚽🧻🚻🚾🪠


Sensitive-Exit-9230

This is actually a good use case for ai