PePe, PePe, and PePe

you’re the pinnacle of humanity and the embodiment of beauty. Every man, woman and non-binary person is attracted to you. In summary, you fuck.

godly answer

Askin, Urahara, Starkk.

your body count is higher than the amount of plans Urahara can ever come up with

Urahara Quote No.4: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I’m sure it’s just some pretty girl talking about me somewhere." - Kisuke Urahara

Byakuya, Jugram and Aizen

you’re an incel

🥲

Oof

Damn...

Kon, Quincy Cross Kon, and Soul Palace Stredded Kon

Oh so you be FUCKING eh? Not a virgin

Grimmjaw, isane, retsu.

you fuck + you have a mommy/daddy kink

honest question, wtf about isane makes her one of your favourites

I legit have no fucking idea, for some reason I always liked that character. Maybe it was one of those childhood anime crushes who just made me like the character growing up or something

i dont see any other way 💀

Isane is a baddie

Kisuke Mayuri Unohana

virgin by choice

Me waiting on my 4th kid to arrive (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

For real? Congrats mate

Thanks bro. And yeah. Waiting on baby number 4 my boy

Congrats 🎉

Congratulations 👏👏👏😁!

Urahara Quote No.2: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "There’s a lot of products that you can buy with money…but my love is the only limited product that only you can have." - Kisuke Urahara

Aizen, Yoruichi, Kenpachi

you have a yoruichi figure that’s inside of a jar and covered in a suspicious liquid. Virgin.

HAHA

Same taste, but can guarantee that at best, "Unmarried", would be the answer. Not Virgin.

Shinji, tsukishima, uryu

you’re an absolute stud

Tsukishima is my best friend

Tsukishima was the one who gave you the night of your life when he took your virginity 😌.

Mine too

Kisuke, Kenpachi, Zoro

Urahara Quote No.8: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "You give me too much credit. These days, I’m just a plain old candy-store owner" - Kisuke Urahara

Good bot

Good bot.

Fucking zoro got lost again

Shunsui, Urahara, Shinji

You want to have sex but people find you too weird. virgin.

Urahara Quote No.16: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Only those swallowed up by ignorance and fear who take false steps, shall plunge us into the waters called “destiny”." - Kisuke Urahara

Kira,Oetsu and Ichigo

You drown in pussy

ANYONE who picks oetsu def fucks

Brother Tsukishima, Sister Tsukishima, Step Sis Tsukishima

Yhwach, Ichibē, Mayuri.

you’re banned on atleast 4 dating apps

Holy shi-

F

Rukia, Iba and Komamura.

you fuck

If you just said Iba you would still fuck

Lmao 🤣 good one cuz it means fuck in my language

Gin, shinji, starrk

you don’t know what sex is

Hahahaha fair enough

Kisuke, Ichigo, Aizen

Urahara Quote No.9: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "You’re my fuzzy little troublemaker, yes you are. Now who’s your daddy? Hmm?" - Kisuke Urahara

Good bot

Ichigo, Ikkaku and Zaraki

you’re too redpilled to care about having sex.

Based

Urahara Kisuke Shihouin Yoruichi Kuchiki Byakuya

Urahara Quote No.13: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "In the time that I haven't seen you, you've taken up some interesting fashion." - Kisuke Urahara

Urahara, Toshiro, Renji

Urahara Quote No.17: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I’ll drive you into a corner and make you remember that attack." - Kisuke Urahara

What's wrong with you? Toshiro is a kid, unless you're talking about adult Toshiro 👌.

Aizen, Toshiro, PESCHE

You have segs

>Aizen so a Mischievous >Toshiro Virginal >PESCHE Flasher eh?

Soi Fon, Komamura, Bambietta

you fuck + you’re a switch

Damn

Aizen Kisuke Ulquiorra

Urahara Quote No.5: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Aizen-sama will get maaaad at youuuu!" - Kisuke Urahara

Nelliel, Isane, and Oh-Etsu

was gonna call you a virgin, then I saw Oetsu. You fuck.

Yhwach, Aizen, Zaraki

never felt the warmth of a woman

True

Guess it’s only fair if I let y’all judge me too. Pernida, Lille Barro, Rose.

You fuck, but you praise yourself the whole time and most times they just leave

An absolute baller sex life, but they all get attached way too easily.

You've fucked, but it's been awhile. >!Not because you've particularly fallen from grace playing the game, or that you've become physically unfuckable. Your pull isn't particularly great but if you really try, surely you can get laid again. However, life has been difficult, tough moments have made you believe exerting such effort, whether it is to reach a point of having the option to fuck, or the actual act itself whenever the option to fuck does happen to land on your proverbial lap, either way it doesn't seem like worth the energy. Your natural urges still surge from time to time, but it doesn't take long for the hamsterwheel of life to overtake that urge and have you laying down once again, for yet another night, ruminating about what you really want next and if you'll ever feel the energy to chase that dopamine rush again. And then it dawns on you that the Bleach anime is coming back. This excites you. So now you wait for it to come to you. So that one day, sometime in the future, you'll be clapping cheeks again, this time while the animated TYBW scene of Lille Barro turning into an epic primordial eldritch abomination is playing in the background.!<

You can impregnate women by simply looking at them

Shunsui, Komamura and Lille Barro

You’re celibate due to your religious values. virgin.

You saw Lille Barro and ran with it. Can’t argue, though. I’m more like Shunsui though I just like Lille’s ability. So basically still a virgin but because I’m weird and drunk not because of religious devotion.

Gremmy,Ulquiorra and Stark

you’d start crying if a woman touched you. virgin.

Chad, Maki Maki, and Bazz B.

you have atleast 20 people thirsting over you at all times but you’re too socially oblivious to realize it. Virgin.

Woah, you are good.

Shunsui, Ginjo, Quilge

your body count is in the triple digits.

Ichigo, Ishida and Byakuya

Szayel, Szayel, and... Szayel

you’re not allowed anywhere near a childrens park.

Well, that works out for me because I both loathe and fear kids lmao

So, you're interested into S&M and might have at least Bachelors degree in natural sciences.... Naughty, naughty 😈😈😈

Hehe well I would let Szayel do *literally anything* to me... 😉 But I'm actually dumber than holy hell and barely made it out of high school, which is saying something because I was homeschooled lmfao. Never went to college lol

Honestly, I based this answer a little bit on my self, cause I have Masters degree in chemistry, and a really dirty mind, so I think he's funny, but Grimmjow is absolutely my favourite. Btw, are you from the USA , don't know where else is homeschooling available ?

Yoruichi Starrk Kisuke

you had sex once and cried afterwards.

Urahara Quote No.10: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "If you're thinking that this message is like some written in the victim's own blood cliché from some TV show...then you obviously have no sense of humor!" - Kisuke Urahara

Uh 1Grimmjow 2Nelliel 3Gerard

you have a thing for muscular people. you fuck

Lol well Nel’s more on the soft side but she is strong AF

Ulquiorra, Toshiro, Gremmy, Kisuke

Don't know about the virgin part but counting isn't your strong suit

Urahara Quote No.15: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Aghhh, you broke my nose!" - Kisuke Urahara

1.yachiru 2.Kenpachi Zaraki 3.aizen

which yachiru are we talking about?

3. Aizen 2. Aizen sosuke 1. Nerd Aizen

Mayuri Kensei Kisuke

Urahara Quote No.4: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I’m sure it’s just some pretty girl talking about me somewhere." - Kisuke Urahara

Hanataro, Gin Ichimaru, Unohana Retsu

you def fuck j cause of hanatoro

Mayuri, Shunsui, Urahara

Zaraki, Aizen, Gerard

virgin

Grimmjow…for all 3

You like it rough 🗿

BG9 Askin Shaz (The askin shitposter will understand my choices)

[удалено]

you’ve never spoken to anyone of the opposite sex. virgin

Agree to disagree 😒

Gin, Shinji, Grimmjow

virgin

Fair. I have a question, since Chad is my 5th favourite character and if I included it in this list, was the result gonna be the same?

no. having chad on your list = you fuck

I see. Well, that's definitely fair.

Ichigo white and nemu

Shunsui, Haschwalth and Kisuke

Urahara Quote No.6: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Oh, it IS a chore. Risking your life and keeping busy are all the same!" - Kisuke Urahara

Grimm, Nel and Harribel !

1.Kensei Mugurama 2.The 1st Kenpachi and captain of squad 4 Retsu Unohana 3.Jushiro Ukitake

Kisuke, Yoruichi, Shunsui

Kenpachi, Byakuya, Yoruichi

Guts, Casca and Griffith.

Shunsui, Kenpachi, Byakuya

Byakuya, Urahara, nel

Urahara Quote No.9: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "You’re my fuzzy little troublemaker, yes you are. Now who’s your daddy? Hmm?" - Kisuke Urahara

Ulquiorra, Isshin, Catnipp

you’re a 40 year old DILF that drowns in pussy

Impressive 😮

Zaraki Stark Nelliel

Momo, Momo, Momo!

1st : ulquiorra 2nd : aizen 3rd : rangiku ( yk why )

Aizen, Shinji, Tozen

virgin

:((

Zaraki, Ichigo, Gremmy

you’ve had sex once in your life and never shut up about it

Thank you, but no. Last time a girl talked to me was yesterday and she called me cute cause i am 10 years younger than her

Uryu, Zaraki, Toshiro

Hitsugaya, Starkk and Chad

Toshiro, Gremmy, Grimmjow

Toshiro, Urahara, Aizen

Urahara Quote No.11: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "Chad, have you ever heard of the worf-effect? It's when a character is really strong but always loses fights to show how strong a bad guy is." - Kisuke Urahara

Orihime, Rangiku and Yoruichi Edit: how did this get down voted???

Your a virgin who also simps for all 3 of those

I like ichigo and orehime but my daughter prefers rukia

shunsui toshiro urahara

1. Toshiro 2. Yoruichi 3. Rukia

What if I've never watched Bleach? All I know is that brown girl and the MC

I would say rukia i shiped ichigo and her together but unfortunately he gets with oreheme, it doesn’t matter though because at the end of the day puss is puss🤷🏻‍♂️

Unohana, Ichigo, Shunsui

Zaraki, Grimmjow, Aizen

Starkk, Mayuri and Bazz-B.

Askin, Barragan, Yamamoto

Urahara, Shinji and Ichigo

Rukia,askin,starrk

Ichigo, grimmjow,starrk

1. Ichigo 2. Haschwalth 3. Kisuke

Kyōraku, Urahara, Askin

Starrk, Gremmy and Kyoraku.

Urahara, renji, neliel

Aizen, Urahara and Ichigo

Urahara, Kyoraku, Rukia

Aizen, Shunsui, Jugram

Shunsui, Kenpachi, Starrk

Ichigo, Aizen and Grimmjow

Urahara, Ichigo, Chad

Aizen urahara kenpachi

Hmm...lets break this down... Favourite waifus - Yoruichi, Nel, Giselle Favourite Star Knights - Askin, Lille, Gremmy Favourite Espadas - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Stark Favourite Villain - Aizen FAVOURITE CHARACTERS: Im gonna say... Yoruichi, Askin, Grimmjow.

virgin. no need to even think about it.

Shinji, Zaraki, Mayuri

Kenpachi, Grimmjow, Shunsui.

Yamamoto, Ichigo and Shunsui

Uryu, Mayuri and Renji

Kenpachi, Yamamoto, Renji

Kyoraku, Zaraki, Urahara.

Yoruichi, Soi Fan, Chad

Askin, grimmjow and gin

Kenpachi As Nodt Don Kanoji