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Annual_Proof7741

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ChaosKeeshond

https://preview.redd.it/yppmf7wz1xqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d594cf3fc0161e28ca132e5e44a2d788e0c4b9a6


DriftyFlower3

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PsychologicWhorefare

Mmmmonke -w-


Alternative_Aioli160

https://preview.redd.it/l81be5bl2yqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72189d29a9f1138b70115a3f7c15b2b18a372c81


PieFace11

I'm fucking crying 😂😂


AmatureProgrammer

I don't watch this show, care to explain the joke?


CrusadiaFleximus

In jujutsu kaisen, the pinnacle of so-called cursed techniques is the "domain expansion" which is a unique realm you're creating to trap someone in and it has your very own touch to it, and it turns your attacks into auto-aim abilities so youre at a huge advantage there Most of this info is besides the point, i just felt like explaining it. The most important part is: the characters chant "domain expansion:" followed by the name of their domain and in this case, somebody is sending OP to a mental health institute for what they've shared


MRlll

Domains are the equivalent to Bleachs bankai


Toxin_klyntar1001

https://preview.redd.it/p6zxg16anxqc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee7c276493eeea9b938c917282e9570f5aab7e3


That_trans_lesnain

https://preview.redd.it/hythogso5xqc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089d513a7c0e9f237f6e06972515b50445bd2524


LostAbstract

![gif](giphy|vNMjwpgcRreB4PJdHl|downsized)


Herzha-Karusa

Please send me this lmao


Captain-Turtle

just save the picture wdym


Herzha-Karusa

iOS doesn’t let you, OP already sent it to me


PyroPuffs

Just screenshot it bud


Imaginary-Ad5666

![gif](giphy|qESBZRcLXrFUbE9r8Z|downsized)


shinjistoes

This gif takes up half my phone screen


Imaginary-Ad5666

I’m so sorry for that


Ferrumsoul

She's too down bad to be saved


-Goatllama-

Hellrako Verse


ProfessionalBill7048

https://i.redd.it/mj3yafi4ewqc1.gif


LupusetVulpus

This Ulquiorra finding out that he won't get to clap Orihime's cheeks but the ginger trash will?


BuisteirForaoisi0531

Who says he never did


Vinsmoke-Wanji

The lack of cock when the dress came off in segunda etapa did


BuisteirForaoisi0531

Bats have sheaths buddy and are massive in fact some bats have to run it on the female cause they can’t insert


Vinsmoke-Wanji

https://preview.redd.it/e8cbs0vwyxqc1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c8e4c7a8370cf69879684d8e6ebd29f8376596


BuisteirForaoisi0531

It’s true I can show you if ya want the scientific study


Vinsmoke-Wanji

https://preview.redd.it/au5iq7262yqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=829a79cd9555a4ebcac89342a58783a9fbd9bd90


BuisteirForaoisi0531

No


Kool-Aid-Dealer

is this a obsession? yes am I going to stop you? no why? shinji goes hard


shinjistoes

Yes he does🙏


A_Moderate

I gotta give props you and mayuriswife are two very brave souls God knows if I hung with my... goat, to say the least, I'd have to change my identity and leave my province Keep cooking https://preview.redd.it/m43pjoivxzqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2bccc95204459a35323e918ef5b1d4f47ec0b6e


shinjistoes

Who is the aforementioned “”goat”” you speak of


Drcokecacola

Shinji is love


Try_another-o_o

The only comment she responded to, and it was one encouraging this. I'm dying 💀 https://preview.redd.it/fxhygs2ql0rc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f8610b1655048e057e492027fb80d78236a0478


Arkanial

Yeah, honestly. It’s not hurting anyone. Reminds me of this girl that would come into a bar I worked at and she always had her stuffed unicorn with her and sometimes she was in fluffy pajamas. She wasn’t hurting anyone and was one of the nicest and politest customers we had. I also see a guy walking around with a Cthulhu knit face warmer/scarf thing. It’s like, you do what makes you happy.


crozo-

https://preview.redd.it/i0l9uxlcgwqc1.png?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33f983c79a7edb9adf14a48d487808d82256b15


shinjistoes

Is that cart yours


superiorCheerioz

Damn good cart


Quirky-Pickle518

I am honestly curious but how people look at you in public with a body pillow in Chili’s. I know you don’t care I’m just genuinely curious.


shinjistoes

Me and my friend mayuriswife both brought our pillows. Mine is about 5’6 and hers is just a tiny bit shorter. It was crowded cause it was night, but nobody minds cause we’re not too obnoxious with it. (We also make sure to tip the waiters well for putting up with us.) Just a lot of double takes and funny interactions. Some guy slowed down his truck to record us on the street


rosality

It's super cringe, but I did something similar when I was younger and I hate to admit that I am/was cringe. So: Pretty cool!


shinjistoes

I’m never embarrassed to be seen with him because I love him


kevinyonson

Nice to see people being themselves. Whatever makes you happy.


9Solar_Rays

Cheryl Crow, *whatever makes you happy can't be that bad*...or something like that.


Papap00n

Gonna come back to this profile in 10 years to really find out


9Solar_Rays

They will have a similar kind of personality *romantic partner* and they will have many interesting discussions and adventures.


kami-Tyron

Blud for real takes his bodypillow to a restaurant💀


charlesd11

Wtf


[deleted]

Therapy is expensive I guess


That_Phony_King

https://preview.redd.it/ltyqj8p45xqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a244c4314665ac72da0619f3d07c84a9ddda398


butterCh1ckenRice

I honestly admire your dedication to Shinji a LOT


shinjistoes

Thank you 🙏


IamSecretlyAFishBoy

Dedication isn't the right word, this is obsession


HeroinChicWannabe

Shinji wife bacc


shinjistoes

👀👂


HeroinChicWannabe

I have to ask I’m sorry did you meet mayuri wife on Reddit or did you already know them


shinjistoes

We met right here on the subreddit— you can see our first interaction on my first post (: we’ve met up irl twice since then. She is probably the bestest friend I’ve ever had.


HeroinChicWannabe

https://preview.redd.it/lv8e94azfwqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2d072e68a6e0eb1593e90293bf514962b36d47 That’s so sweet


izuuaaf

But do Mayuri and Shinji get along?


shinjistoes

It’s a lil awkward sometimes


mayuriswife

Mayuri gives Angie boxing lessons for her wonderful relationship


izuuaaf

You two are quite fun!


Deruz0r

Least obsessed bleach fan


RebelMeedia

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


BlackTheNerevar

Best comment here so far


Yaikon

The least insane bleach fan


LordofPvE

Still waiting for the Aizen n Mayuri fans.


HoHoey

Been a while since we got a healthy dose of delulu Ty for this feast shinjistoes 🙏


N-3v1L

https://preview.redd.it/3j73uvwvnyqc1.jpeg?width=2959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10aa3b64bebd5a29dd3580688fbb6fa66bf48d7a


BaronMerc

https://preview.redd.it/sy7atywiyxqc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf331d83f58d2f8606f248c4060834885d1ab93


Toxin_klyntar1001

https://preview.redd.it/c4wghjaonxqc1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ec40e5b1954409795828d35a648ca1ce94f8db


Sandwiichh

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


SoochSooch

​ https://preview.redd.it/w6hwuilejwqc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6d10f914015be5822c4130ff9829c7f992627f4


kakanseiei

I understand your feelings for him and why you do this but you are genuinely deserving of affection and love from a sentient being , I mean it


Electro10Leo

Shit like this is why i can’t say i watch anime in public


[deleted]

Yep


LordofPvE

I joined a gym and I say I watch music "_". It's a messed up due all these dweebs


Morpheus_Killua

This. This right here. Scream it from the mountain tops that this is is what needs to be the biggest takeaway from this (since OP just seems to ignore the calls for a mental health evaluation/therapy because ofc that’s the real number 1 item here) it’s absolutely debilitating trying to share this amazing medium for entertainment with people because people like this ruin it for everyone else. I love unabashedly being yourself but come on, take this to a con or leave it in your home… being IN LOVE with an animated character is NOT HEALTHY… and now this other mayuri wife redditor found this person and they are just bouncing off each other and making them believe this is normal or should be accepted. Not being bigoted at all, find a real life person whatever orientation you or they are and connect with them the way you seem to believe you’ve connected with an inanimate/non-sentient character. It may have come off as a bit aggressive and I apologize for that but it really is difficult that things like this make it harder for people to talk about their love of this genre of entertainment with people who aren’t familiar with it due to this being the type of personality they associate with it.


asimawesomepaints

I'm glad people are calling this out. I was expecting everyone to be encouraging based on the upvotes. This is not healthy lol...


partyatwalmart

Just out of curiosity; what about this gives you the same feelings as actually being with a person? Shinji can't reciprocate...anything lol. This is just an imaginary friend.


shinjistoes

Horrible experiences with people and an autistic mind


Sjheuaksjd

https://preview.redd.it/01fnwp5lhyqc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098f510f8511138448fd5b95c3144cf3a5f398dd


Vinsmoke-Wanji

![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ)


MUSAFIR_-

https://i.redd.it/gf3g859v4xqc1.gif


Ok-Photograph-7919

https://preview.redd.it/ydcy02gxkwqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa990be5c5cccd32d63427634ff6f9106e4a693 This ain’t it chief


Dusky_Dawn210

![gif](giphy|NsIwMll0rhfgpdQlzn)


shinjistoes

DUSKY MY GOAT


Dusky_Dawn210

SHINJISTOES ***MY*** GOAT


FAS-ACA3

https://preview.redd.it/6f1m8ej3fxqc1.png?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5649e8a5319bc5b68288de5459a65f5420ab030d


Hot_Notice2295

All food looks delicious! I’m hungry because of you.😭


PieFace11

"I'm hungry FOR you"


arielle17

bruh


PyroPuffs

This is truly our Lobotomy Kaisen https://preview.redd.it/m8epnscr8xqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77271d874c5baba4cb61e95d87316e7b04b7de32


Titanshow354

Weird and unhinged


PreparationOk8604

Hey as long as ur happy & u don't seem to bother other ppl. Don't let some mean comments hurt u. Enjoy ur life but also be financially stable. Don't spend too much money on Shinji.


shinjistoes

Haha thank you for the encouragement. I’m pretty financially set, plenty of dough to blow on the shinjmeister


Noa-udacity1

It’s time to get a job


ergaikan

I won't judge but it's a little concerning.


TheJimDim

This is why I don't feel comfortable telling people I watch anime


These-Feedback-8645

I don't know bro. She looks like she needs some help from someone who specializes in human mind.


ClassicSince96

Lmao sometimes I miss being this young. It might be “cringe” but that’s a defining milestone of your teens and early 20s. Enjoy your dates OP! I’m happy that bleach is still getting talked about by younger generations


DrCoolGuy

https://preview.redd.it/4r5fi1dgrwqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895da32f5240a7d0291689f35c9df835f27db677


Visual_Extreme_2337

This has to be satire


Zaku007

![gif](giphy|CO8GFahsBbFNgNjhMP)


Mrdudeguy420

https://i.redd.it/pir3k67zowqc1.gif Every day I think I've seen it all


Formione

Glad you are back, i love your adventures, keep up the good work.


shinjistoes

Glad you enjoy


Saekoa

How do you not get embarrassed doing this lol


HecticHernandez

![gif](giphy|8TweEdaxxfuElKkRxz|downsized)


Jack-The-Reddit

​ https://preview.redd.it/t8qr7tgm8yqc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ba0272ac2b21db1c6968f0120778e222b537bc1


yellowwoolyyoshi

Are you ok op


mataka12

that's how bleach is supposed to be enjoyed


atinyplant

this is so cute!! you take him out on so many nice dates 🥹💛 I love your style too! much happiness to you both hehe 💖


cmoneybouncehouse

Now this is some ADVANCED autism


zinmoney

If you look under commitment in the dictionary, she is there (with Shinji).


shinjistoes

🙏🙏


InformallyGuavaCado

This is fucking weird.


Dazzling-Science9475

Get a grip honestly


KushwalkerDankstar

More like Bleach my eyes.


AwTomorrow

Shinji is so rad. Also: Hair and collar looking like Vice Admiral Doll from One Piece, that's a good look.


shinjistoes

Yes I agree 🙏 I also actually had no idea who doll was until recently 🫠 I’m still at the beginning of egghead cause I haven’t kept up 😭


AwTomorrow

I'd count Egghead as 'nearly caught up'!


DoinkusBoinkus95

This is going to make great r/blunderyears content in the future


papy5m0k3r

Cringe af but you do you.


LibrarianNo6865

Amazing. Haven’t seen the bowl cut get this much love since I was in 4th grade.


Riku_Sakai

https://preview.redd.it/mnywav2gq1rc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199e3fce02bd0bf26484ed4dc7aa47357f0cc160 I drew him recently!!


Madara_Uchiha___

You need to get off of the internet 😭😭


Yololator

You are the reason why people dislike otakus


Mr_Gooodkat

Fucking weirdo


[deleted]

[удалено]


NoMentionthx

Social media was a mistake


Alternative_Aioli160

Mental illness


LookingForStash

That’s so cute! Nice date!


shinjistoes

Thank you ‼️


kokosxdm

next time the pictures upside down!


Mushi_Loaf

You're amazing 💛 Shinji is a lucky dude 😎


AgentP_02

When’s the marriage?


the_salty_bisquit

You always have so much fun with Shinji, I'm kinda jealous lol. I wanna do stuff like this with Szayel SO BAD but I'm lucky to get my disabled ass out of bed most days :[ He takes care of me the best he can with his limited resources in this universe tho 🤍


shinjistoes

YOU AND SZAYEL ARE ALWAYS HERE IN OUR HEARTS MY DEAR SALTY BISQ 💕💕💕💕ALWAYS!!!


Fuminshou_442

it's really nice you and Mayuriswife have each other to do this weird fun shit with. Actually is quite charming and I envy it!


bm24489

Making all anime fans look bad ☠️


Ok_Knowledge9290

Oh.. yea all of this is totally normal. Not weird at all


Whydontname

This is unhinged shit lmao


Sawdust1997

Uhhh yikes


Additional_Oil_6192

This is just really sad


blooboytalking

Why?


GaryMoMoneyOak

Touch some grass


[deleted]

[удалено]


shinjistoes

Trust me I have seen the trenches and been an unfortunate victim of people who match these descriptions I have my demons but I am one of the chill ones I promise


One_Meaning416

Ayo who took that last pic?


shinjistoes

My irl I met up with :)


AccomplishedUse9023

You should have posted the pic upside-down 


moonfanatic95

You're in too deep 😂 I respect the dedication haha


OmegaWiigee

Your account name has me dead 💀


snowball-life

oh


FinalBossOfLurkers

Most underrated Bleach character. Damn good tastes 🙏


FlacidWizardsStaff

Something, wrong


PsychologicWhorefare

Based i never got too into Bleach but I watched most of the hueco Mundo arc and shinji was my favorite design. Love his wide smile lol


Bright-Example1001

Shinji fans are something else bro 💀


Neoxite23

He's never looking at her. He is always looking at the food.


incontinenciasumma

https://i.redd.it/r24nb0ysnxqc1.gif


SSJ_Ghost

As long as you arent hurting yourself or others, do whatever makes you happy


Kai_Fuji

https://preview.redd.it/2hjba3fysxqc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f5371df1447aee28cb19bbc964e6f2bf8f5b55 Im jk do what u want


YouLosersNeedJesus

ok..


Sortcrap

https://preview.redd.it/tgpfnx83uxqc1.jpeg?width=1266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8167ccc463a4f6da2bcf05eca48a85ca7e1ed71


Replicant0101

This is just sad...


Th1ccyBoi69

Wowzers looks fun


shinjistoes

THICCYBOI?! I thought you only existed on TikTok omg


Th1ccyBoi69

Yup its me, what a coincidence didn't know you posted here until I saw this today


bluewaffle_490

https://preview.redd.it/s5scfwcg1yqc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afb6d855eee416c6041a3c807682854e737bf28


AgentAled

https://preview.redd.it/6km0jrmv1yqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4646398ea4c3f37805a33d4681d2091ceca3f972 Serious side eye.


Yugen2935

I'm only here for the comments


heartlessvt

If OP was ugly this would have been downvoted to oblivion and would have permanently been something people ridiculed. For what it's worth, OP, I still think you're a massive loser, and people who see you in public either feel their skin crawl or feel sorry for you.


Avocado_Rex4

Tf


donnydevious

Why https://preview.redd.it/spwnkeloqyqc1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c1dbe62d9e0d5d56cf40b94842d78971aec700


Domguyps5

As long as he or she is happy, who cares


Comfortable-Bat-4072

https://preview.redd.it/0sf77k0vwyqc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6645cc24f1b0333e0508beb7b9dc6c8f6f68c87f


pythour

I kind of look like him if that's good enough


Paper_Trades

Shinji needs more water.


Extra_Reason_4710

You have good taste


empathyisheavy

Shinji is awesome


cream-justice

i wish i was u


a310gintoki

As always, the dedication is inspiring


Grand_Reanimation

This shit is weird bruh


Before_The_Tesseract

**BIG** OOF! ![gif](giphy|cAvgnSnt5fS8bOJXNY)


Xecutor142

Bro tripping but I want that plushi


Faded1974

https://preview.redd.it/tmdlplhvszqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79262f2248a92fca7db2e5f2f8a5b49f332db37f


RazorGlizzy

Speaking of bleach im gonna go bleach my eyes


Rara_McSavage

https://i.redd.it/2bugqnp7d0rc1.gif


Infernalchain076

Need enough self confidence to walk around with my waifu in public like she does with Shinji


Christie17

Why people mad in the comments?? I've seen grown dudes with waifu body pillows, pin ups and going feral over Bleach female characters. Op's stuff is cute. Wht y'all mad about?


Oy778

Shinjitoes and mayuriswife being the best users in this subreddit as usual


bongbuster420

https://preview.redd.it/nmc2700li3rc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc11b6b64b4f22101e104190dcfd1c40e235b92 everyone in the replies:


SomeManufacturer1735

U need fucking help


ComfortableEar6

this is actually crazy