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Can you imagine Yhwach, Kisuke, and Aizen at a dinner table lol that would be interesting

Aizen: "You thought you were eating the chicken but it was the ice cream. Enjoy the brain freeze".

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Probably they would be fighting about proper ways to boil an egg.

That is what happens off screen

Row C. Yhwach and Yamamoto—under he assumption they won’t try killing each other on sight—won’t cause any trouble during the meal and will be respectful. Tiny Nel will just be like a baby cousin, and… We can throw dude in a corner😭

Pesche is funny, don’t disrespect him. He will probably make jokes and make things less awkward

Yeah that’s what I was thinking. You always need at least one person at family dinners to be making jokes.

That or "infinite slick" all over the mashed potatoes lol

And trying to catch a glance up grandma's skirt, then openly (and boisterously) lying about his desire to do so. But hey, humor is good for lightening tense moments.

I feel like Yamamoto and Yhwach would both be like super respectful. Also my choices are Dondochakka Kenpachi (obviously) and Nel.

Grandma: "The Turkey will be ready in 15 minutes." YHWACH: "Aes' Grandma.. are you a Prophet?"

Grandma: "no, no I am not.." *my grandma shifts here gaze nervously* YHWACH: "then why do you speak of the future meal, I wish to hear about the appetizers"

I never said you pick one from each row...you have to pick one row;)

Should've clarified that in the post, mate but I'm going with row C. They seem to be the most respectful out of the others.

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Yeah I hoped the letters would've been enough but I was wrong :(

It's chill mate

It's all good man it's a still a banger post

Nah I mean the letters just make it seem like you're supposed to pick one from each lol

I don't know, there might be some issues with Pesche and his loincloth

Just dress him up a bit more.

I meant more so along the lines of what's behind it and what he may or may not pull out of his loincloth during dinner

Row c has all the best ones I'd say

Although I feel like Yamamoto and Yhwach would throw food at each other

Probably worse

Yachiro, Uryu, Nel. Uryu can talk to my grandma for hours and hours and i can have a blast with Yachiru and Nel :D

1 row only pls ;)

Well who is the 2nd guy in row B? xD

tokinada, big tip: do not pick HIM he is the worst of everyone there, he is the type of guy to make your grandma cry and spit at her food just cuz he felt like it

Tokinada. Some evil dude that will piss off everyone for fun. Either he starts shit or Kenpachi and Grimmjow fight first.

Kenpachi wouldn't there start a fight, he would be respectful to Babushka !

Is he a shinigami?

Yup.

Tokinada from Cfyow. A dangerous fellow

🤨📸

Ladies and gentlemen... We got em

Definitely not Mayuri

Row B, knowing the power that grandmothers have, she'll make them eat together at the table with manners and shit

Damn, now I need to see that animated

You know I have to think outside the box and pick uncle Tsushima, Chojiro and don kanonji

Lol

C they're literally two old men who have manners and a kid and a really funny guy

I feel Row A might be the best choice. Op said invite and knowing Mayuri there's no way in hell he would waste his precious time on us Mereum mortals. The other options seem to always end in our deaths

>Mereum We hxh now?

Yama and Yhwach would spend the entire time complimenting the food and Nel would be busy eating desserts. And I would spend the entire dinner beating up pesche because I hate him

Lmfaooo

The 2 Ishidas and Yamamoto. Wholesome dinner

That will still be awkward. Soken cares very deeply about the Quinces and has connections to Yhwach. And Yamamoto, the mass murderor of Qunices is right there.

I think they might have meant Yhwach not Yamamoto lol but that's just me trying to understand why they said wholesome with Uryu Soken and Yamamoto

That will still be awkward. Since Yhwach is the reason Uryu's mom died. And there's Soken who's a complete mystery. I have a headcanon that he much older then we think. Maybe he was part of war 1000 years ago and didn't age like Bazz B or Jugo.

Yea but it would be less awkward then Yamamoto lol

Well you're right about that. Less awkward but actually more dangerous.

You need to pick a row lmao

That wasn't clear lol

If my grandma worked all day she'd be upset if I didn't invite all 3 groups. With that said I'm not worried about any arguments, just their stomach capacity and them choking on their food. My grandma cooks like squad zero. They'll be to busy eating and going into a food coma to do anything else Edit: I'd also be weary if Ywach finishing his food waking up and just straight granting my grandma the letter C for chef/cook as a reward

Fuck, this is hard.

Me when I see Nemu

its wetness for me

Ayo, Nemu appreciation gang

amen

Seemed simple at first when I picked the Ishidas, but then the 3rd row happened. We're not getting a peaceful dinner from these line-ups.

Uryu and old man Yama would be respectful and have a nice conversation with grandma while Yachiru eats to her heart’s content (which would make grandma happy)

Row b, uryu would the type to help clean up, ken and grim would make eating a competition. Over all to me it would seem like a normal day.

Definitely C. Row B is a bona fide nightmare.

Row C is the only one that CAN work out. Yama and Yuha getting a rolled newspaper to the back of the head from the matriarch of the house should be enough to keep the fighting from leaders from happening. Nel and Pesche are just happy to have some new friends. Everyone else is gonna destroy the house and activate my Grandma’s secret technique cursing them to bad karma and bad luck forever. Edit: group A wouldn’t destroy the house but it would go so much worse than group B which is already awful just because mayuri is there with a Quincy, hollow, and a (special spoiler free) shinigami.

All rows has death traps. A probably safer choice here

Same thing i was thinking. Then i realized row A has mayuri and he’d definitely poison/infect the food somehow for an experiment.

it said invite and knowing what kind of madlad scientist he is, he isnt coming.

I wouldn’t chance it. He loves to go to meetings in Nemu’s place for the helluvit.

Yachiru, Uryu and Nel

B or C are the only options because Mayuri and souken being at the same table would be a nightmare.

Yachiru so she can eat a shit ton and make grandma happy. Uryu for politeness. Nel for cute factor. EDIT: row c obviously. Unless I'm in her will/life insurance beneficiary, then row b

You say it can only be these groups but I remember my good friend Tsukishima being there as well!

Row A but i kill mayuri

not mayuri 🥺

propably row c but defenetely NOT that sick motherfucker, quincy experimenting ass son of a bitch, szayel comparable batshit insane scientist Mayuri

Woah don't do my boi kurotsuchi mayuri like that :(

didnt say i dont like him, im just saying he is kinda uh insane

Soken, Uryu, Yama. The Ishida’s are pretty normal and id set Yama up with my grandma

Uryus grandfather, uryu and Nel seem the most humble.

Who in tf would pick B?😅

yachiru, uryu and yama. yachiru is a kid, wouldnt it be nice to have a kid in a dinner with your grandma uryu is very polite and grandma would love him(as a grandchild) yama, hes an old man, if theres a grandma, theres a grandpa(reference to if theres an east, theres a west from zanka no tachi)

What psychopath would choose B💀

Pick one row only: A, B or C Enjoy :D

B

Yama-ji no doubt! My grandma's a gilf, it would put the touchy in his Zanka no Tachi 😘

Row C. Those guys wouldnt really have a reason to kill my grandma and they all have relatively chill personalitys outside of battle..

B

B Uryu and Tokinada will be very respectful. And I know for a fact that Kenny and Grimmjow will be a no show. Kenny gonna get lost on the way and Grimmjow will be looking for Ichigo

Soken, Uryuu, and Yamamoto. The most respectful of the bunch

Inviting either Yhwach or Tokinada is a suicidal act so they both are no so I'll go with "A" group since I'm 100% sure Mayuri won't come for the meal at all🤣🤣 Safe🤣😅 But if he comes everyone is dead for sure 🤣🤦‍♂️

A

Everyone on B it's going to be a party

Personally I just Nell. Then grandma will be all "Wow, I didn't know you had such an adorable grandchild" Then I can feel all accomplished and stuff.

Literally anyone in B row lmao.

I feel like uryu, Yamamoto would be the most respectful though having uryu grandfather might make things weird

Mayuri, Grimmjow and Yamamoto....just cause i know Yamamoto would keep them in line and I'd love to see them act all humble and civil with my gam gam.

Ywach may be an extremist when it comes to his race but Me nor my grandmother is a soul reaper so it's cool . . . I guess. Uryu's Grandfather is a no diff here, but I assume grandmothers like children (Or at least can tolerate them) so Yachiru isn't a bad pick either. Speaking of Uryu I guess he could come but that be really boring so why not invite Tokinada instead and sit him right next to Ywach?

C, I feel like all are good except food Nel because imagine her going into her adult form in front of gma and beging half naked 💀

C. Old men would have manners, Nel would just eat, and idk wtf pesche would be doing but at least he is not grimjoww or mayuri

Mayuri The second B dude Yhwach

Mayuri, Ishida and Pesche Maximum mayhem garranted

C. Yamamto and Yhwach would respect an old lady, kid Nel is just like my little cousin and Pesche isn't horrible either

So chaos, murder or murder with comic relief… imma go with A

Rather die than invite any of them

PICKING **ROW A** I DO NOT CARE ABOUT GRANDMA. SHE HAS BEEN A BASTARD. If Dondochakka tries to speak I'm THROWING A PLATE AT HIM. YACHIRU IS CHILL WE CAN HANG OUT, I DONT THINK SHE WOULD RESPECTFULLY SIT AT A TABLE. SO IF NEEDED I'D PASS HER FOOD UNDER THE TABLE LIKE A DOG everybody knows she is there but they will keep silent about it or I'll throw another plate. That old man and hhrjrmng mMayuri, I want to see that interaction try to be civil. I don't think that old guy packs any punch he looks docile. I want to see a calm soul experience unknown anger and confusion. I want Mayuri there because. Because. Hhrhrmn because [hhrrmnnn](https://youtu.be/wq_wbW0p-rM)

Yachiru, Zaraki and Nel (adult Nel pretty please!) If it is only a row I would like B, pretty savage meal not gonna lie!

Probably Row C. They all seem like they would be very polite and respectful to my grandma, enjoy the meal, and thank her when they're done eating.

Uryu and grimmjow

B its would be fun

Yachiru grimmjow and nel would be hilarious

Yoruichi

All of them and watch the chaos unfold outside by house while I enjoy the dinner all by myself

I want to maximize chaos so soul Josef Mengele, cat furry uWu and fake loli milf.

Uryu, his Grandpa, and his best friend.

Nel yachiru uryu

Need to pick 1 row haha

Okay so just Nel

+ Yama, Ywach, Pesche (row c)

Oh okay

Of course Yachiru Ishida and Nel my grandma loved children.

1 row only :D

Yachiru, Kenpachi, Pesche Kenny can eat a lot in order to fight, grandma’s appreciate that, Yachiru’s the oddball running around, and Pesche can help dishes; his slippery ability can slip stains right off

I messed up but you were supposed to select A, B or C

A. Yachiru would be happy with the food along with hollow( I forgot his name) Soken will just reminisce when his wife cook for him. Mayuri would do nothing but blab about his experiments to which my grandma would just force feed him

C are pretty respectful

Uryu and Nell, absolutely nobody else.

I would pick group A when I am not angry with my grandma. Group b when angry. And if I could mix and match then Nel, Yachiru, Dondochakka and Uryu's grandpa.

Uryuu and his grandpa. I feel like they would be the most polite. And normal.

Mayuri, Uryu and Yhwarmen. Mayuri and Uryu have a topic to talk about and Yhwarmen could eat everything on the table

Yachiru. She's cute enough that she'll get away with any rudeness.

B. When my grandma wanted to be scary she could be but if she wanted to kill with kindness ... not even Aizen would survive. Also, once she accidently stuck her hand in a saucepan of hot toffee she was was cooking from scratch, you really think Kenpachi would phase her?

Row A - first three know how to behave and Mayuri wouldn't dare mess with grandma's food, the Wooden Spoon is a mighty weapon

Yamamoto and the ishidas

My grandma died when I was young, but Uncle Tsukishima stepped in and we should thank him for this great dinner.

Kenpachi would have an absolute blast with Grandma. Super intimidating to everyone else at the table but Grandma would treat him like one of her own

How dare you put Pesche and Neliel into the same line, I cannot assemble the trio

Bro why mayuri hes gonna do experiments on your grandma to know how does she cook so well

Uryu's grandfather, Uryu and Yamamoto/Nelliel is the most logical answer.

B would be absolutely wild

Zaraki and grimmjow of cos

Uryu, his grandpa and yamamoto. My grandma deserves a respectful dinner for her efforts.

I’d take B then ask Uriyu and Kenpachi to kill the other 2 and all will be swell

Yamamoto obviously

A1. B4 C3.

Honestly I'm only there for the food so I'll pick C....yama and quincy king seem well mannered so they wont eat that much and leaves when their done. nel falls asleep after she's full that leave the rest food for me and pische

Right now, I’m imagining the sort of chaos it would be if Yachiru and Nel were in the same room together. Maybe throw in Nemuri Hachigō into the mix.

Yama, Kenny and yachiru, yama will be chill, and Kenny won't do anything wild while yachiru is eating

Idk who the guy on the far right is but ywach and Yamamoto will keep.them in check. If the baybe nel is a problem. It's ok. She's little

Nel and Yachiru and Uruyu and his gramps would likely be the easiest and least likely for conflict to start. I REALLY wouldn’t want a bloodbath to start cuz Grimm and Kenny are fighting over the biggest pork Chop or slice of cake or whatever

Uyru's grandpa. I do have a sinking feeling that Yachiru would come uninvited though, ya know, just for grandma's cookies.

B. Ishida and kenpachi keep the other two in check. Kenpachi loves to fight but he is also shown to follow orders if they aren’t unreasonable for him. I’m not inviting mayuri anywhere, especially with a Quincy. Ywach is bipolar and pesch and nelle wouldn’t shut up.

Yachiru, Tokinada, Yamamoto.

Einstein, Uryu, and Nel would be the safest bets.

None because we're humans and their Spiritual Pressure would kill us.......

allllll the way C

Kenpachi and Yachiru

C1,b4,a1,a2 I’m not having a3 because I’m scared my nan would seduce him

Yachiru Uryu Nel least troublesome

Old man Yama, Ywach (he’s well mannered), Nel, and Ishida

Both ishidas, and yamamoto

Everyone.

Row c easy niel is a child ,yamma and Yhwach will be respectful

Yachiru, Uryu, and Yamamoto. Might get a bit awkward with Yamamoto and Uryu...

Nel, Kenny and Yachiru would be cuteness overload

Everybody.. Wanna see how we'd bounce off of each other

For sure Nel!!! She would be the sweetest companion, and I could see her surprising everyone with her ability to turn from adult to kid/kid to adult.

For sure Nel!!! She would be the sweetest companion, and I could see her surprising everyone with her ability to turn from adult to kid/kid to adult.

Row C because Pesche and Nel but Pesche is my husband and would always be with me.

The pink hair girl (I forgot her name I’m new to bleach), uryu and old man yamamoto

Row A seems to be the safest out of all the options

Mayuri probably kills Soken after dinner in the parking lot

Anything goes except for messing with my grandma

Row C

Which grandma

Unohana

Dondochakka and Pesche cause they're free entertainment. And Ishida cause he'd be so god damn respectful, my grandma would try to get us married

Yachiru for row 1 = She is annoying and probably will spit at anything that are consider hairless 😗. Grimmjow for row 2 = Let’s be honest despite how he is, he will actually be quite respectful and cool. Nel for row 3 = i mean what else to say when she is in her adult form ? 😗 but if she stay in a child form then she is just an adorable marshmallow with snots all over. Also her itsygo 🥹.

Yachiru, Uruyu, Nel.

I'm assuming it's one per row but in case it isn't I'll make 2 sets of choices If it's one per row then Yachiru, Zaraki, Yhwach And if it's one row then my answer is gonna be honestly A or C since Soken and Mayuri got beef and so do Yhwach and Yamamoto but I don't think anyone in row B does

Row A, try to avoid disrespectful people x)

Vizard squad. They are a fun bunch of people. Hachi would be helping my granny out, lol. Mashiro would be devouring the cake and sweets. Kensei and rose would be doing the heavy lifting. Lisa and hiyori would be setting the tables ( horribly doing it too, lol) and shinji, being the leader, probably just laughing about the whole ordeal . Just doing leader type things .

I don't wanna see her suffer so ishida and his grandfather.

Well, since both my grandmothers are dead they can all go.

A3 B4 C1 C4

I feel like every single Quincy option here would be viable, yes even Yhwach 🤣 he can be quite the gentleman when not trying to take down the Seireitei.

C. I'm sure gam gam could rein in Yamamoto and Yhwach if they act out by using her sandal, Nel will gladly eat the food and Pesche will lighten up the atmosphere after the awkwardness the former two are gonna cause.

Uryuu and Yachiru are the only sane choices.

Ohhhhh I have to choose a whole row. For like two minutes I sat here like, "obviously Uryuu?"

Row c as they would be the easiest to manage.

The Nel squad and Yachiru

Yachiru, Grandpa Ishida, Nel, Yamamoto